Lets Talk about horse dicks

What happens to horse ducks if they et castrated? I mean that's a lot of dick.

I once jerked off to a loop of Mr. Hands dying to an overdose of horse-cock to see if I could...

...It was disturbingly easy.

Why would you even do that....

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So... You remember those super-large rawhide chew-bones for dogs?

ayy lmao

horses can kill you

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That guy had the balls of steels

Ok

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I've gotten to jack off a horse twice.

discord
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how is anyone to make sense of that?

How do I get a horse hard? I've snuck into the farm near me but the horse never gets hard

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I'll take a chick taking a dog-knot any day over horses

horse dicks are overrated tbh

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Literally have a horse cock dildo and it's fun

Your not sexy enough. Maybe take him out for dinner.

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Fuck I love big balls

let's not

why is this everyday but theres no mare thread everyday??

Breaking The Quiet

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DONT DIE

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Mr. Hands.

Enough said.

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Who is she ?

Femanons, tell us your horse cock fantasies.

This is a beautiful horse dick for sure

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>cant post decent quality webm's
>2MB file size limit
Fuck, what year is it?

my gf asked me for a horse dildo for her birthday

some celeb and photoshop

Fist her and then dump her

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More

of all the things i could be introduced with... elephant cock !

This
Sleep well, you glorious bastard

photoshop

next thing you're going to tell us that it's all CGI.
fuckin liar.

Original pic.

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We know.

What did she mean by this?

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Check the original pic lying faggot.

For you

>implying the "original" pic isn't the photoshopped one.

The real picture is her licking a baseball bat btw

Jacked this guy off last year - didn't make him cum, but I just loved the smell of his massive hot cock.

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What kind of nonsense is that picture, it doesn't even make sense.

youtube.com/watch?v=4ulMj8oZeOY

always fun to see my fakes posted on Yea Forums. I love this one, Did a bunch more with this picture but this is the best one!

you mean to tell me that horse isn't in her kitchen?

Take a pic

lol this

Never noticed there were so many horse mating videos on youtube. Thank you, recommended videos.

That niggas putting in work

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Thx for the representation user!

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Thanks for the pics!

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Pleasure!
I wonder where you found them? My 8ch or my discord?

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8ch, though rarely go there, its so slow sadly

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What does horse cock smell like? I'm a faggot and kinda want to get a horse off before I die as part of my bucket list

Should join my discord, I post them all there and i have a few I didn’t post on 8ch yet. I kinda let my 8ch go. Discord is my main place now and a lot of the fakers from tumblr and reddit are there too. I made it a haven for fakers since the bans on those sites

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maybe, what other stuff you got?

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i mostly do Cumfakes, from time to time i do other stuff like Faceswap, Scat, piss and Beast fakes. I also do Blacked fakes sometime.

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Post discord I've faked girls into horse pics

If you ever join in, send me a PM to tell me so I can rank you up so you can see the extreme board where the beast fakes are posted

discord..gg/Sn6YwF

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will do thanks for the heads up!

Anyone want to chat about horsecock on kik davey17865

I would let that cum in my pussy

wheres the mares?

You mad equine bois?

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Oh gee that inflamed zit must hurt really bad if it squirts that much goo

I only know of beast tube and tube8? I think.
Suggestions for others?

>Mr.Hands
2guys1horse.fr/

beasttracker dot net for torrents, pornsocket dot com for streaming but the site is cancer without adblocker and adblocker-blocker-blockers.

Got it, always using an ad blocker anyways. Thanks!

Semi related, anyone remember a video of a girl and either a small horse or donkey. I think it was russian. The girl was very pale and had sorta short black hair.
Similar look to Alex Harper (picrelated)

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any discords for beast? never post here as been banned before

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woah!

Big boy

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bump

This is pretty much what Daz 3D was made for right?

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May I join aswell

4u

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en dot luxuretv dot com. youre welcome

everytime i see someone say you're welcome after delivering something i always hear it in my head as said by Mr.Torque's voice.

They are in every way superior to human dicks.

So mighty.
Only a fool would not submit to this stallion.

Yea Forums likes dick more than pussy

Can I get an invite to that discord?

Yeah sadly horsedicks are the kind of thing best in fantasy not reality. Not much a chick can do with one irl

go here you'll see what they CAN do

I'm not some porn newbie, I've seen this stuff. The most they can do 99.99% is suck on them like Lise does.

or that shitty "dildo-ing"

cows can kill you. more people die in cow-related incidents every year than are killed by sharks.

Nice work user, that looks legit real.

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Dildoing is a scourge on the whole genre and it really extra sucks because pretty much every Japanese vid ever is just weak dildoing

Why is that anyway? I've seen Jap vids where she rims two dogs for a solid 10 minutes at the end of the vid, but the build up is tepid dildoing. So fucking inconsistent.

check out this dumbass.
kek

>no femdom lez directing the scene
>no female dirty talk
>"stop whining bitch and take the fucking knot" would be the hottest thing for a chick to say to another

Fucking diamonds right now

Does there really not exist such a thing? It seems so obvious... but there's a serious lack of just like any dirty talk whateversoever during scenes so I guess that makes sense. Japanese vids they seem to talk a bunch though, the Glory Quest vids even had long extended interview openings, I really wish I could understand what they were saying

Wow that horse really gets around !
What's his secret.

Red dead looks amazing

photoshop. original pic has a horse dick.

It is hard to get chicks to do it due to being recognized.

There was one glorious user that posted dog and beast stuff in lewd audio/voccaro (butchered the spelling) threads that pop up every now and then here, and you can hunt down the scripts in the archive, but not sure if you have the hot femanons voices reading/acting them out

I have a few semi handy if you want them reposted

That would be great if you could repost them, thanks!

It's actually why I quickly became a fan of Lise, I love her dirty talking in an accent. Dunno if she ever did a dirty talking vid with horses though, just dogs I think

I love them. My mother has three horses, and one is a male. He's a gelding, so I'm not sure if he can even get hard, but when I have a chance and the place where we board them is pretty calm, I plan to go out and play with him a little. I don't give a fuck if it's gay, those big meaty third legs always get me going

based and horse dick-pilled

But you didn't.
he didn't die on camera.
The incident that killed him wasn't recorded.

Get in deep on those big juicy balls, all I can imagine is how great those big musky sexy things must taste and smell

I'll also check to see if the audio works

Quiet you plump prude. Now bend over and show me that pale ass. That's it, bend over... Mmmmm... I just want to smack that... Your holes look like they need some breaking in though. Nonono dear, you lost you chubby chaser bet, so I get to have some pussy playtime. Now, let's get some toys out...I think I have the perfect toy for you. Since your such a big bitch let's try a doggy dildo...that's it... moan bitch. Your so tight, but this monster slides in easy. I guess you really did want to have somepne breed you like the plump bunny you are instead of having some lezzy fun. Make all the noise you need, you plump bunny. Take the fucking knot bitch

HAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE

describe the smell you nigger

Growing up I read porn stories on my psp every night, and looooved beastiality stories.
it was my life goal to be like the girls in the stories (only read one where a guy became the bitch of his dog) solely because the stories made it seem infinitely better to lose your mind and get fucked.
I was 11/12 and had an overwhelming desire to be fucked my a dog and a horse (which was unaware at the time that the horse could kill me)
found really shitty quality horse on girl vids.
loved looking at horse/dog dick
beast is one of my forgotten fetishes, i dont think about it anymore. but this picture does still excite me.

Audio works in some threads. Search snippets of these to find them in the various audio smut threads, cause ethebarchive has an annoying overlay on mobile

What is it about chunky white girls that makes them perfect for using strange monster toys to be bred like livestock?

Is it when they wrap their curves in clothes that make every curve wiggle like a whore should?
Is it the lips that grip around the knot when it goes balls deep and holds her fast?
Is it how their weight impales them on the flared shaft, letting gravity take them down inch by inch regardless of what they want?
Is it the stretching and bulging as soft egg after soft egg is forced down past their entrance, each expansion and contraction acting as a lewd counter for the their personal records?
Is it the cervix that capitulates when a thin sneaking tentacle finds it's weakness and delivers a practice payload to a womb that always thinks its time?
Is it soft lips that tease their softer swollen teats, until they leak liquid lunch?
Is it the begging through the ball gag that changes from cursing to coos to moos with every wicked toy they take?

Whatever it is, I'm just glad It works, because there's no better way for a wicked witchy whore like me to have some fun with friends before they do the same to me.

btw have you all noticed that a good amount of girls into the odd fetishes (scat/dogs/horses) are usually bombshells?

Femanon? Tits and timestamp

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Question for y'all: I live near a decently rural area full of horse farms and barns and all that jazz. I've heard that it's actually pretty easy to order horse jizz for either breeding or pharmaceutical or beauty work.

How hard/embarrassing is it, really? Will they see right through me? What kind of channels do I go through just to even get my foot in the door? Is there anything I should know about the product?

Obviously it ain't for scientific or beauty research, and there isn't going to be a new horse coming from this stuff.

>Help a guy out.

The ugly ones just don't get shown

Just order it via ups,

If you really have issues with it, make a fake company and order it under that company name

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Always in his voice. It's fucking magic

Fine for horses, but kill humans

Unless it's a bad-dragon one made to not murder you

Did you know horses don't have legs.

They actually run on 4 long fingers.

Awesome, thanks for the heads up user, will do

Always loved this pic

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Trying to get the threads cause I forgot how hot they were, and the audio still works on the one I found

What did you plan to do with it, user? Don't be shy

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Audio for that one

Thats wrong, horses deffinitly have legs.

only is a protein

Mistress, please! I dont know why my period is a month late. I only took doggy in my pussy like you ordered...yes, the knot hurt when he came, and his cum went deep...

Yes, mistress, I was close to my normal period time...What the fuck is Ovulaid?! How can I have puppies!?

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Well for one, taste/drink it. Free Cities style, everyone loves their sluts overflowing with jizz, and I'm nothing if not a massive slut.

Audio for this one

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There are lots more threads though with different chicks

this has got to be the 6th horse dick thread today. why is this the old /b that comes back? It isn't raids, it isn't fucking with people. It's horse cock. I should have known.

This thread has been up for almost 8 hours. It's now on page 9 and I just bumped it back to page 1.

>Let it die?
NEY

To be fair, the other two are normie grade now

Thank you for all your efforts user!

Sky Ferreira

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Hucows: the only PETA approved humane milk source....and the best use for fat girls after the stuff had fun

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same effect could have been achieved with a ruler

that must hurt

ugly 2 b h

Where can I get good horse vids?
Too many 480p vids from bastard countries

fake cum

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yt

Legend

LMFAAAOOO these are so funny!!!

bump bump

bump so i have time to save some pictures

bump

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stop playing with your belly button user

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