Why would anyone choose to stick their penis into a stinky shithole, over a vagina?

but you were lying right?

Picking your nose feels good.
It's basically the same thing.

It’s a preference. I don’t particularly like blow jobs. But I can certainly understand why someone would love them. I like pussy and ass. But i like ass abit more. It’s just mental like all preferences.

Is dirty, is disgusting and is unhealthy but it feels better for both parts so just put a condom if you are worried about the shit.

You have to be at least 18 to post on this site.

Because it feels good on the dick. A long slimy tube to slide your cock into over a tight smooth entrance with a mediocre inside that adjust to your size therefore not staying tight. Also somthing about having her full bare ass in your lap feels fucking amazing

>it feels better for both parts
>over a pussy
t. virgin

Exactly

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Why do you prefer pussy over anal user? are you afraid of getting shit on your penis?

To dominate the whore. Painal is the best.

In terms of pure pleasure, I'd actually prefer getting a good BJ., & pussy comes after.
At least head is unique enough where it's a different feeling, ass is just a lackluster shitty vagina without the muscle control

>Painal is the best
Painal is a meme. Unless you're popping her ass cherry, good luck finding a girl who doesn't take dick in the ass like a champ nowadays. Too mainstream now where it's almost a regular thing in relationships
Gets harder the older you get too, since most of them have already done it by then and are used to it.

Anal is better because the girl enjoys it far more and the genuine moans give me a massive hard on.

bitch has vagina so loose that's the only way to really feel something with her

Nothing hotter than a girl with a nice ass and putting her face down and fucking it

You can do the same with her pussy...
It's only a few inches below it

I just want to run my tongue through that crack

Just do it. Feels great!

Nice numerals

fpbp

Anal is the most overrated sexual act.

The Quads have spoken!

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this is false, you are a virgin

t. can't give pleasure to his girl

When someone asks what anal feels like, the only correct answer is 'it feels like you are God'

This

Men do it for different reasons: Sometimes pussy is too small or too big. Fear of pregnancy. Girl is waiting for marriage, so God's loophole. Girl is on the rag. Feels great for the man and some women love it if they have a good patient teacher. Real men can handle a little poop-dick.

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try it.

i do it because i love having my dick covered in shit (i wish i was joking)

OP is a femannon that is scared of anal. Clean out your ass, spread your cheeks and lube up sweetheart. You're in for a hell of a ride. Just remember to relax and breathe deeply ;)

ever heard of pills or rubber or are you still in denial?

Did you barely keep that tear from falling from you eye as you mustered your willed your whole body to lie to her?

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If you've played this game you'll know that you don't put a circle in the diamond slot. It's just science. So that's why dicks and bootyholes are a better fit.

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usually girls spend a while cleaning out their asshole. its usually much tighter and moves a lot more than a vag.

the question is why would you not preffer pussy over anything else. Are you aftraid of actually getting to fuck like nature intended?

if you have to ask, youll never know, kiddo.

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Implying you can't fuck her asshole while fingering her pussy and giving you a bit of a wank while you fuck her.

She'll love it if she's into anal. Never failed me yet. I seriously it's not hard to figure that out on your own.

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Faggots like to split and smell shit.a woman has a self lubricated opening designed for the gentleman.

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A girl with the right oral skills can do wonders no pussy is capable of.

There're few reasons why some guys see it as something to aim for.

>they are secretly gay but preffer to stay hetero with a girl
>they have small dick and the girl which never previously done anal will scream like a cat
>they watch it on porn and think it's like honeypot

And don't get fooled by idiots saying it's to not get hoe pregnant. No one is afraid of getting pregnant at this point. It's either pills before or after. If you're getting a kid you're either retarded or willing to.

Anal with women is pretty retarded
But shit isn't a problem Because you always Douche before, unless You have a scat fetish

Honestly, if the girl has an enema, the butthole is actually less stinky than the pussy which stinks of pussy anytim it gets wet.

Pills don't work and CONDOMS FUCKING SUCK
You can fantasize about us being gay all day but it will never be true

wow. just wow. look anons, another moron.

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Theyre both stinky holes... who cares

Pussy feels better, but it's just fun stuffing myself into my girls poo-hole

think of it like takeout food

sometimes, you just want your usual. you like it every time, you know it's damn good

but sometimes, you branch that weird spot that did it juuuust right the one time you were drunk

gotta mix it up sometimes, yknow

I've honestly never tried anal with a chick, I've heard different opinions on it from my friends tho. I'd be down to do it depending on the girl and how nice her butt is/how clean her bootyhole is etc.

(and no I'm not a fucking incel, I'm 17, lost my virginity at 15, and have a killcount of 4)

>Pills don't work
virgin spoted

This

I find it's women who initiate anal. I'm an oldfag and I think that women around my age have to compete with younger women by being more "liberal".

Rather a BJ and pussy. Even slack pussy.

>Pills don't work

Compared to what it was in like 90s (which you obviously can't remember kid) with pills now it's like a heaven for having sex. I remember in 90s pills were expensive and most women were afraid to take them because of cancer risk or some shit. In some places church was also against it so women hesitate to take it. Not to mention they're only sold in pharmacies. And you also had to take it before sex. Now there's like 0% of getting cancer, they're cheap as fuck, you ca nget them anywhere. Plus you can take them before or after doesn't fuckin matter. If you're afraid of getting pregnant today you're really living under a huge rock.

I prefer the stink, its stopped me from ever having kids, so i lost out.