New to Yea Forums. What advice would you give a newbie?

New to Yea Forums. What advice would you give a newbie?

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Don't say you like reddit

Gotcha. What is word bump mean?

Shut up and lurk for a while

Get ready for porn

leave

Lurk moar

don't post pony shit outside /mlp/

you are here forever newfag

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You've got to get a hold of a teensy weensy bit of that weedle-dee-deed! That WEEDLE-DEE-DEED haha oh my goddddddddd user haha Jesus man Jesus! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!

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You need to lurk more also newfag

/thread

Leave. It's just constant threads about black cocks and traps.

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Learn the lingo, newfag

yes

Don't get baited.

Sure oldfag

Take off your shirt cowboy

That was honestly scary. Was lurking in an innocent thread then suddenly, bait pics. Any advise?

Nah man it's cold, I'm not on meth I'm on WEED!! I'm out of my God damn MIND! My fucking MIND is just FUCKED! Listen to me! Blagahaggaggagaggagaga haha Jesus man Jesus... WEED out!

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You do too

IF YOU COME ACROSS BAIT THREADS FUCKING SAGE THEM.
put sage in the options field.

fuck off

before it's too late, user

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Sage them?

Lets see those man titties bitch. Whip them out! Lets make this day extraordinary!

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dont browse this shit

Thanks for the advice.

Use the "Head thread" option if you finally get sick of all the porn, put "sage" in the options field if you don't want to bump a thread, and most importantly, don't forget to have a good time. That last one is the most important.

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LOL dude I'm not drunk or on any drugs that lower my inhibitions an dim not predisposed to selfies. I'm over 40.

U put sage in the option bar. Then right a comment, and it wont bump?

LETS SEE THAT 40Y OLD CHEST NIGGER! START THE FUCKING SHIT AND MAKE THE DAY GOLD!

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XDDDDDD

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Literally don't take anything too fucking seriously

Head thread option?

>New to Yea Forums. What advice would you give a newbie?
Just kys and get it over with

Yuuup

Ooops, meant "Hide thread". I don't think you'll find a "head thread" option anywhere...

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Gotcha

kill yourself,thats my advice.you brony faggot

EVERYONE IS A NEWFAG

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test

fuck off

youtube.com/watch?v=eOOmQeJT3WQ

Run away as fast as you can it is pure bullshit with a side of fags and snowflakes

Run

I like reddit

prepare for nihilism, irony poisoning and a hard bend right, politically

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I'd suggest fucking off
Dont bother making threads just because youre "new" nobody cares about you, just use Yea Forums and learn that way, like everyone else

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Thanks for the great advice everyone

You need to learn the game and how to play it.

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Bend right??
Where the hell have u been. This place is full of flaming libs

To fuck off

lurk more.

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save an image as a .jar and run it

Welcome on board newfag and remember

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You are all fucking retarded
Sage was deactivated around 2015

What does it do?

>Learn how to banter.
>Grow a thick skin.
>Don't reveal anything about your self that is embarrassing.
>Most importantly have fun.
Good luck newfag!

Only on Yea Forums

Tbh my advice to him would be to find a better board lol

Go back to 2011 newfag.

gives you admin

tfw you get got so hard they must be nazis

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