Sex with celebs. Post stories, Yea Forums

Sex with celebs. Post stories, Yea Forums

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bump for guilty pleasure

I had a one night stand with Alison Pierce of The Pierces about 6 years ago.

I'm a well known Hollywood producer, I have had sex with them all. AMA

Dan the Man, are you, you are?
I have a question. Why are you so obsessed with Miranda Cosgrove? Victoria Justice is hottest than her by far.

benis in bagina?

I cucked Danica Patrick's fiancee a couple years ago. I'm a race promoter and money sure does talk

Man, you're going to need some maple syrup for those flapjacks.

I'm curious. How much money do you need to cuck someone famous?

I need to be the first one. But she did something different than the others, she was special . She was pure , her purity refills my soul.

mm... interesting. more details?

prob Josh was her first, ya know

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time flies kek

I was her first . That's the deal signed by the parents . Nichols was a tool used by VMN to further their line up of rehashed sitcom. When we first see the girls, they are normally 10-12 . They get chosen and their parents start receiving monthly payments in the form of studio royalty checks

How young was she? Did she put any fight?
Details and greentext welcome

You can't even LARP decently. Parents don't receive minors royalty checks.

Not user, but it happens, as tutors of minors. That's why childstar's parents are so greedy, the get a lot of money.

Right dude, the 300 pound incels of Yea Forums left their mother's basement and had sex with a celebrity

Sure thing, my dude.

Wrong one out of that pair user, allegedly drake castingcouchered her for the show as dan watched.

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Are you that fag, user? Jokes and memes aside, go to gym. You need help.

Your discord sucks, fuck off.

Marilyn Monroe once described Hollywood as an "overcrowded brothel". Seems nothing changed.

She was 10 and it was 2002 , Tom and Chris sent over some headshots to our office. They eventually made it to my desk and after a couple months of long telephone conversations we all met up in March 2003. They agreed to my terms and the first night she stayed over to "work late" we were in my apartment and watched finding Nemo. After the movie she tried on some different outfits ,mostly shear and lace with stockings , she did not fight . She was very obedient

Lovely. Did she took it easy then?
Did you ever had a threesome with the icarly girls, by the way? Jenette tits are awesome.

Lucky you if true. Heard Miranda has no gag reflex and swallow like a pro.

No threesome, we always stay with one for a short time. Jennettes have always been awesome

Post the whole story, everything what happened that night. You are a writer, I bet you are a good storyteller.

I did a bit of reseach, and you get perfect names and dates. Good larper. 8/10 ;)

Can't believe she's marrying one of those 21 Pilots faggots.

Lousy shop.

He turned into a fugly fat sob

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Did they actually?

huh?

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Hi, josh. I bet you and Drake are doing a remake of your kids show just to fuck Megan again.

get you a real celeb thread

>eww this thread would make Vicky feel yucky
#Noschlongaturday
Dan-fag diddled ? not today!

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You cucked Aaron Rodgers?

>#Noschlongsaturday

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>Vicky feel yucky
why

>#Noschlongsaturday

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>#Noschlongsaturday

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banged a coked out emma roberts at a party in L.A. 2012 ish.

Wanting to talk to faggots fapping and larping together, fuck off with that cancer thread.

>Noschlongsaturday
what's that

she has a cute butt

Sure kid !

She has terrible legs

You again, dirty Dan? Tell us more meaty stories.

Doubit it, she is a dyke.

i had terrible sex with with a fat chick who said she looked like taylor swift. she sharted on my dick and i barfed.

>She was very obedient
elaborate

Little unknown facts: Miranda has a 3 moles on her left buttcheeck that look like a line pointing to her hole. I always teased her about it and we had this running joke about asking her for directions.. lol

post pic of her butt if true

Stop larping as dan Miranda and just talk to us.

Those pictures are not for you.

Boring reply.
The tits or GTFO (or butt or GTFO lol) is too strong. Larpers are completely fucked up when they can't show proof.

Only about 4% of lesbians are exclusively lesbian. Despite what the MAGAttes would believe, sex is not binary. There are fifty shades of gay.

Is the ghost of USC talking with us? Great. I want to hear more crazy college stories.
Go on, Miranda!

Believe it or not user. what do I care from some kid who's never even seen a pair of tits in real life ?

Yeah, no.

Well... Is it true you trained Miranda to be a huge nympho and she is fucking literally entire fraternities at her college? If true, how was the training? I want to do the same with my girlfriend and probably future wife.

>no feet talk
can't be Dan

Tell more insider stuff. What you did to Ariana?

A: dont believe everything you read in form of copy pasta
B: I never wanted her to be a nympho , like I said earlier, she was special . Theres something about her once you truley get to know her

Poor innocent.

Are you still in touch with her and when was the last time you fucked her?

I just want to know what her tits look like. That's all

My time has passed with her as far as sex goes . Shes on her own path. But we still talk from time to time . It's just the bizz and she knows that.

They look great user.. they Truley do

Not my story and no way of knowing if it’s true, but I studied in France and an older student claimed passionately that he fucked Mélanie Laurent when she was 20 and she was a total cock worshiper

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yeah mate, it was all over the place back in the day

describe her tits and vag

Fat Josh vs. young Miranda... Too hot to be true, but I want to believe. Thanks, user.

Description? Talking about Miranda

>Shes on her own path. But we still talk from time to time .
Is she fucking guys at college?

What happened with Jennette? She is a youtuber now, and her vids in a crappy 1 bedroom apartment with the floor matress makes me sad.

mandamandamandamandamandamandamandamanda shoooooooo

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

sage

nice try