Saw a dwarf in the mall the other day. Are they dangerous?

Fuck no man. If you catch one in a bag they have to grant wishes.

They're natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.

His dick is probably bigger than yours

Just watch your ankles.

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Saw this thread the other day. Are you a bot?

Sage.

Of course it is. When you can give out wishes, that's the first thing you wish for for yourself

No, but you have to remember not to smile at them. If a dwarf counts your teeth, you will lose one year of life.

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did they just give that actor a midget sized award trophy? LOL.

Yeah, if when they were made for charisma they rolled a 9 or higher. Midgets have excellent night vision and will rape women, men, girls, boys, squirrels etc in their sleep. The ones with high charisma can convince even a rabid badger that they are dreaming a sexy dream and Want It.

The ones that also rolled a strength of 16 or higher have large penises- larger than a human penis and can mate with a (list follows) {strength =16,17,18 / Grizzly, Kodiak, Polar bear} which if succesful brings forth offspring that are amomg those that produced the first Red Pandas. These miniaturized bearlike creatures have the highest strength charisma of all non magical
creatures.

Most can skate pretty well... but if you see an orange one, run like hell.

They bring tremendous bad luck.

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I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

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Thats not a little-person, or a dwarf, or a midget, or a hobbit. Its a halfling.

Actual Little-persons, aka midgets, lool like miniaturized humans and are proportional and look
like a normal person viewed at a greater distance. They suprise the Fuck out of you when you realise they are much closer to you than you expected and you hear their tiny high pitched voice.

Midgets/littlepersons look Far much less deformed than a dwarf. Dwarf genes are present within the human population and these thick, short humanlike magical creatures that mined metals underground and tunneled under mountains once were very numerous. A few dwarf women and men had human lovers.

Halflings lived far away from humans and have almost died out, yet some have moved into the human areas. They arent deformed looking like a dwarf, nor are as lightweight as a midget/littleperson.

Dwarf hybrids that appear in the human population when two humans carrying dwarf genes produce a child make what is Nearly identical to the ancient race of dwarves, only few of these are magical. None of these are littlepersons, yet they claim this name for themselves.

>Are they dangerous?
Keep then away from your knee caps. They like to chew them off.

The fact no one replied to this post just shows how young you faggots really are.

Deadly

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If you're rich, you still get the pussy.

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If you pet one it brings you luck

you gotta watch what you say around them, they are known to have short tempers.