Would a woman be interested in a relationship that is 100% non-sexual while you'd pay and do anything she wanted (rent...

Would a woman be interested in a relationship that is 100% non-sexual while you'd pay and do anything she wanted (rent, bills, etc). She's
free to be with any guy she wants while you'd also raise another man's (hers) child and all you'd ask for is for her to give you her shit, piss, creampies, used underwear etc for as long as she wants to continue the relationship?

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Millions would.

Nobody high quality.

what would i have to do with him? would it be public.

I have 2-3 guys i talk to and just tease and they do my amazon wishlist. its small $ tho

Only a degerate subhuman slut but those you barely can describe as women so idk

Yes but you'd never have her tears

>would it be public
Nope, just this,
>all you'd ask for is for her to give you her shit, piss, creampies, used underwear etc for as long as she wants to continue the relationship?

Dub dubs speak the truth. If only it was in English

You are pathetic

What's the actual point of an arrangement like this. You're better off alone.

making money is pathetic? ok. everyones happy.

i have to shit in my own panties??

Don't be ridiculous bitch, you shit in a watertight container

Post tits

>i have to shit in my own panties??
No, lol. Everything would be given separately, however you choose. Shitting in a toilet and leaving it without flushing, a container or doggy bag are possibilties but it's up to you. As for underwear, just regular old used undies are great, you wouldn't have to shit in them.

Exactly.

I dunno dude, I'm reasonably open to weird shit, especially if I don't have to directly participate, like, live and let live, y'know? But having to make regular eye contact with someone who is getting incredible kicks from my feces and used garments is a stretch. Not to mention, I wouldn't let you anywhere near my kid.

Best you can hope for is I swing by on my way to work to take a shit and a shower, "forget" to flush, leave my underwear on the bathroom floor, and grab my money off the nightstand on the way out. You'd need to be out of sight, out of mind. And it would have to be a really nice bathroom, sterilized daily.

>Best you can hope for is I swing by on my way to work to take a shit and a shower, "forget" to flush, leave my underwear on the bathroom floor, and grab my money off the nightstand on the way out. You'd need to be out of sight, out of mind. And it would have to be a really nice bathroom, sterilized daily.
That sounds heavenly.

Literally kill yourself my dude, genetic dead end
But not before you kill this loathsome roastie too

Kys

is it that bad? I already assume most janitors are already playing with my dudu, at least I'd get paid for it, and the janitor would be actually motivated to keep the facilities lemony-fresh.

and they all lived happily ever after

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You wouldn't have to shower btw. If that would be more convenient for you.

Women will do anything for money.

Ok but it doesn't solve the problem of the creampies how do you even....my niggers use condoms would you be happy with them?

That would be fine. Bonus points if they're black too.

I said niggers...are there really any other kind?