N-New C-Celeb Thread f-for alphas t-to fool th-the beta w-worms with w-wit and t-tales

N-New C-Celeb Thread f-for alphas t-to fool th-the beta w-worms with w-wit and t-tales...

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I-I t-t-t-tell V-Victoria th-the c-c-craziest s-stuff a-a-and sh-she b-believes i-i-it... I-I t-t-t-t-tell h-her w-w-w-with a-a-a-a p-pair o-of folded c-c-c-cross fingers b-behind m-m-my back th-that I-I'm a-a-a-a real m-m-man... A-A g-g-g-great guy t-t-too...

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disc for rp and trades. give me your name and #

S-She a-a-a-always h-has th-that l-l-look o-of wo-wonder a-and interest w-w-w-when I-I affirm th-that what I-I say about m-m-m-m-m-m-myself to b-be h-h-holy and t-t-true...

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B-But I-I'm c-c-careful n-n-not to l-l-lay i-it on too th-thick, s-such a-a-a-as a-a-a-a-attenuating a-a very s-s-small d-d-difference o-or reduction in S-Supermanic o-o-o-or a-a-a-almost super h-hero p-powers t-t-to myself o-o-o-or sh-she'll e-e-easily t-t-turn a-a-a-a-a wry e-e-e-eye o-of unbelief a-a-a-a-as any g-g-girl would m-m-my way... L-Look a-a-at th-that f-f-face... Sh-She almost e-e-eats u-up a-a-any story I-I t-t-tell h-her a-a-a-as s-something th-that is a-a relief f-f-from boredom a-a-and s-s-something t-to g-g-get excited about...

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I-I know what y-you are thinking... Truthfully, y-y-you m-must be thinking th-that o-o-only a-a- true m-m-manlet w-w-would g-g-go to such t-t-trouble to o-o-over exaggerate h-h-his f-f-f-feeble accomplishments a-a-a-as though h-he i-is something s-special and b-basically invented th-the ground w-we walk o-on... I-It's n-n-not true th-though... I-I j-j-just w-w-want V-Victoria t-t-to l-l-look up t-t-o m-me...

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L-Let's j-j-just s-say I-I d-d-don't w-w-want to l-lose m-m-my clutch o-o-o-on V-Vic's l-l-life... I-I'm d-d-d-deathly a-a-afraid sh-she'll l-l-l-look elsewhere...

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I-I d-d-d-d-don't w-w-want h-her telling m-m-me m-m-m-my b-bucket o-o-of b-b-b-b-brix blocks i-i-i-isn't enough to-o excite h-her anymore o-o-or that th-the s-s-s-small t-tools i-i-in m-m-my toolkit a-a-a-are n-n-no l-l-longer th-the s-size sh-she i-is willing t-t-to put up with...

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So fucking hard for Tori

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stop writing like a fag

leave him alone

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Nah that user is right, that shits gay

Poor Victoria is a mid profile escort now.
Burn Hollywood please.

God that’s hot if it’s true

Easy, don't talk hard things you'll get the thread dong-bombed

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source?

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Can’t help it

I second this. With detail please

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Mid? She still has all her Dan-diddled loot. So even if true, cost too many zeros to fucker

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LOVE this thread

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>when your ming is infested by thoughts of gal

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High end escort! Even better

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how are you doing, celeb friends?

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slooo edition

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Are you stroking out? Spit it out you fucking moron, jesus christ

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you will never orbit the nearest star in her spaceship with her holding your hand....

Source?

>your ming
asian gf?

>why even live

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Nice and slowww

Brown Disease probably went to bed by now

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Great escort outfit

unsee?

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I have big clumsy fingers ok? :(
my lewd senses are tingling, user
nice and sloooow is best though :)

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Still in bed. Maybe I should get up and tease you with gals :P

W-w-w-w-w-hat a-a-a-a-re t-t-t-t-they e-e-e-e-even u-u-u-u-up t-t-t-t-to? T-t-t-t-t-thehy l-l-l-l-l-look l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-t-t-t-two i-i-i-i-idiots.

I love her

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>I love her
Er, why?

I think its Katawa Shoujo.

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>m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-eaboard i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-is FfFfFfFFFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFucked.

d-don't, please!
I just got back from the range and still have to grab a bite to eat before I can start worshipping

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I'm going to stub you in the neck

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Another good high class Hollywood escort look

d and f are pretty far apart, kek

Fuck this.
At least Miranda fucked Dan in exchange for that insane $180k per episode paycheck and she is set for life, living the easy life. But Victoria did it for almost nothing.

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How much would she take for a night?
Asking for a friend

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You mean d and g :P
but yeah, that's my clumsiness, pls no bulli

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I envy him so much. He fucked literally all Yea Forums waifus at their prime.

and that's my cue for lunch

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who?

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Yeah I fucked up, my brain is as clumsy as your fingers
Nice dubs btw

Maggie cuspper

Prepare to get your shit fucked up, kid
Depends on your looks

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... nice
sarah hyland

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Waiting in the hotel bar for a client

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Let's say my friend is a 5/10

not too much, around $2,000

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Trips for Tay!

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mmm jj pits

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That's too low. I read a blind about Icarly charging $50,000 for a night.

My cousinfus friend has been swallowing alot.

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Thick Goddess of Fuck

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That's it, i am sending a drone to your house right now
Not enough money in the world

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...and now lets look at things from another angle

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I've got a bigger ass

Is that Captain Fungal with her feet out of frame?

Damn! Now that’s going to entice some rich clients. She is the perfect holloywood escort , how she dresses

My friend is a chad. How much money?

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No, user. No

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>holloywood
Shamefur dispray
Stop lying, user

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I have no hands yet I must fap

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ask nicely and I am surely some user will help out

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how do you type

That's a evasive. As I thought, you don't know much money she charges.

Couldn't Barbara do it?
Wearing those gloves

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lewd boy, but I don't think so
I'm in a different kind of lewd mood

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What kind

working my own big cock for some beautiful celebs, but sadly the thread seems to have a definite lack of those right now

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If i did, i would be kidnapping kids and selling their organs to raise the money as we speak

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Hearty kek

wow wow chill bro

I-I-I know m-m-m-m-many m-men c-can only d-d-dream o-of h-having a-a woman l-like th-this...

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Where is all the lewd

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Swallowing what?

Wow this is pretty fucking gay

I-I know e-e-each h-hard l-l-look I-I g-g-get f-from a-an obvious a-alpha m-man when I-I g-g-go out could easily b-be th-the f-f-forerunner o-o-of something o-ominous... He could e-e-e-e-easily d-decide either to t-t-tear m-m-me t-t-to p-pieces o-o-o-or m-m-maybe s-sissy slap m-m-m-m-my c-cowardly face into n-n-next w-w-w-week...

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I-I-I know I-I j-j-just d-d-don't d-d-deserve t-t-t-to have a-a beauty l-like Vics... I-It's unnatural f-f-for a-a-a bedwetter t-t-t-to render a-any s-s-support o-or p-protection t-t-to a w-w-w-woman l-l-like Victoria... A g-g-gal w-w-who n-n-needs t-t-to have th-the sh-shielding a-a-and g-good care of a-a-a real m-m-man...

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Be honest with me, stuttebro. Did you drop Jessica because of the third kid?

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Need pits tbh

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