N-New C-Celeb Thread f-for alphas t-to fool th-the beta w-worms with w-wit and t-tales...
N-New C-Celeb Thread f-for alphas t-to fool th-the beta w-worms with w-wit and t-tales
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I-I t-t-t-tell V-Victoria th-the c-c-craziest s-stuff a-a-and sh-she b-believes i-i-it... I-I t-t-t-t-tell h-her w-w-w-with a-a-a-a p-pair o-of folded c-c-c-cross fingers b-behind m-m-my back th-that I-I'm a-a-a-a real m-m-man... A-A g-g-g-great guy t-t-too...
disc for rp and trades. give me your name and #
S-She a-a-a-always h-has th-that l-l-look o-of wo-wonder a-and interest w-w-w-when I-I affirm th-that what I-I say about m-m-m-m-m-m-myself to b-be h-h-holy and t-t-true...
B-But I-I'm c-c-careful n-n-not to l-l-lay i-it on too th-thick, s-such a-a-a-as a-a-a-a-attenuating a-a very s-s-small d-d-difference o-or reduction in S-Supermanic o-o-o-or a-a-a-almost super h-hero p-powers t-t-to myself o-o-o-or sh-she'll e-e-easily t-t-turn a-a-a-a-a wry e-e-e-eye o-of unbelief a-a-a-a-as any g-g-girl would m-m-my way... L-Look a-a-at th-that f-f-face... Sh-She almost e-e-eats u-up a-a-any story I-I t-t-tell h-her a-a-a-as s-something th-that is a-a relief f-f-from boredom a-a-and s-s-something t-to g-g-get excited about...
I-I know what y-you are thinking... Truthfully, y-y-you m-must be thinking th-that o-o-only a-a- true m-m-manlet w-w-would g-g-go to such t-t-trouble to o-o-over exaggerate h-h-his f-f-f-feeble accomplishments a-a-a-as though h-he i-is something s-special and b-basically invented th-the ground w-we walk o-on... I-It's n-n-not true th-though... I-I j-j-just w-w-want V-Victoria t-t-to l-l-look up t-t-o m-me...
L-Let's j-j-just s-say I-I d-d-don't w-w-want to l-lose m-m-my clutch o-o-o-on V-Vic's l-l-life... I-I'm d-d-d-deathly a-a-afraid sh-she'll l-l-l-look elsewhere...
I-I d-d-d-d-don't w-w-want h-her telling m-m-me m-m-m-my b-bucket o-o-of b-b-b-b-brix blocks i-i-i-isn't enough to-o excite h-her anymore o-o-or that th-the s-s-s-small t-tools i-i-in m-m-my toolkit a-a-a-are n-n-no l-l-longer th-the s-size sh-she i-is willing t-t-to put up with...
So fucking hard for Tori
stop writing like a fag
leave him alone
Nah that user is right, that shits gay
Poor Victoria is a mid profile escort now.
Burn Hollywood please.
God that’s hot if it’s true
Easy, don't talk hard things you'll get the thread dong-bombed
source?
Can’t help it
I second this. With detail please
Mid? She still has all her Dan-diddled loot. So even if true, cost too many zeros to fucker
LOVE this thread
>when your ming is infested by thoughts of gal
High end escort! Even better
how are you doing, celeb friends?
slooo edition
Are you stroking out? Spit it out you fucking moron, jesus christ
you will never orbit the nearest star in her spaceship with her holding your hand....
Source?
>your ming
asian gf?
>why even live
Nice and slowww
Brown Disease probably went to bed by now
Great escort outfit
unsee?
I have big clumsy fingers ok? :(
my lewd senses are tingling, user
nice and sloooow is best though :)
Still in bed. Maybe I should get up and tease you with gals :P
W-w-w-w-w-hat a-a-a-a-re t-t-t-t-they e-e-e-e-even u-u-u-u-up t-t-t-t-to? T-t-t-t-t-thehy l-l-l-l-l-look l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-t-t-t-two i-i-i-i-idiots.
I love her
>I love her
Er, why?
I think its Katawa Shoujo.
>m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-eaboard i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-is FfFfFfFFFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFucked.
d-don't, please!
I just got back from the range and still have to grab a bite to eat before I can start worshipping
I'm going to stub you in the neck
Another good high class Hollywood escort look
d and f are pretty far apart, kek
Fuck this.
At least Miranda fucked Dan in exchange for that insane $180k per episode paycheck and she is set for life, living the easy life. But Victoria did it for almost nothing.
How much would she take for a night?
Asking for a friend
You mean d and g :P
but yeah, that's my clumsiness, pls no bulli
I envy him so much. He fucked literally all Yea Forums waifus at their prime.
and that's my cue for lunch
who?
Yeah I fucked up, my brain is as clumsy as your fingers
Nice dubs btw
Maggie cuspper
Prepare to get your shit fucked up, kid
Depends on your looks
... nice
sarah hyland
Waiting in the hotel bar for a client
Let's say my friend is a 5/10
not too much, around $2,000
Trips for Tay!
mmm jj pits
That's too low. I read a blind about Icarly charging $50,000 for a night.
My cousinfus friend has been swallowing alot.
Thick Goddess of Fuck
That's it, i am sending a drone to your house right now
Not enough money in the world
...and now lets look at things from another angle
I've got a bigger ass
Is that Captain Fungal with her feet out of frame?
Damn! Now that’s going to entice some rich clients. She is the perfect holloywood escort , how she dresses
My friend is a chad. How much money?
No, user. No
>holloywood
Shamefur dispray
Stop lying, user
I have no hands yet I must fap
ask nicely and I am surely some user will help out
how do you type
That's a evasive. As I thought, you don't know much money she charges.
Couldn't Barbara do it?
Wearing those gloves
lewd boy, but I don't think so
I'm in a different kind of lewd mood
What kind
working my own big cock for some beautiful celebs, but sadly the thread seems to have a definite lack of those right now
If i did, i would be kidnapping kids and selling their organs to raise the money as we speak
Hearty kek
wow wow chill bro
I-I-I know m-m-m-m-many m-men c-can only d-d-dream o-of h-having a-a woman l-like th-this...
Where is all the lewd
Swallowing what?
Wow this is pretty fucking gay
I-I know e-e-each h-hard l-l-look I-I g-g-get f-from a-an obvious a-alpha m-man when I-I g-g-go out could easily b-be th-the f-f-forerunner o-o-of something o-ominous... He could e-e-e-e-easily d-decide either to t-t-tear m-m-me t-t-to p-pieces o-o-o-or m-m-maybe s-sissy slap m-m-m-m-my c-cowardly face into n-n-next w-w-w-week...
I-I-I know I-I j-j-just d-d-don't d-d-deserve t-t-t-to have a-a beauty l-like Vics... I-It's unnatural f-f-for a-a-a bedwetter t-t-t-to render a-any s-s-support o-or p-protection t-t-to a w-w-w-woman l-l-like Victoria... A g-g-gal w-w-who n-n-needs t-t-to have th-the sh-shielding a-a-and g-good care of a-a-a real m-m-man...
Be honest with me, stuttebro. Did you drop Jessica because of the third kid?
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Need pits tbh