Another thread because last one hit post limit and nobody has made it yet
ITT: Badly Describe a video game.
>Man in bunny slippers and one piece
>run around killing civilians
>WATCH IT DUMBASS
>save the world just for it to get nuked instead
Another thread because last one hit post limit and nobody has made it yet
Mason Murphy
Leo Richardson
> ritual gone wrong
> primary school
> everyone's sad
> butt cream.
Jaxson Ross
Some retard goes to the fair and runs into some dumb bitch that got in his way and drops this necklace. During the fair the said bitch disappeared by some freak science experiment and this nigga has to travel through time to save her and the world.
Colton Long
Chrono trigger.
Tyler Jackson
>asshole summons the devil
>another asshole shoots the devil
>everyone's insane
>THE CULT THE CULT THE CULT
>drunk driving
>everything's on fire.
James Rogers
HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH (gun pickup noise) HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH (rockets) (gurgling) HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH
repeat for ten minutes.
Aaron Gomez
Goldeneye?
Christopher Thompson
>my wife is dead
>your wife is dead
>everyone here is dead
>but not really
>FOG
Elijah Clark
Close - same genre, faster paced.
Eli Butler
>bunch of assholes do maintenance work
>one sits in a locker and cries the whole game
>one asshole whips you to do more work
>"gg ez"
Lucas Reyes
It's gotta be Quake or Unreal Tournament then, surely.
Easton Foster
>tetris knockoff on acid
>i'm a horse look at me
>SUPER BOOST SUPER BALL SOOPER SUPER
>everything's on fire
Jonathan Ward
>Quake
dingdingding
Ryder Foster
only game i can think of with retarded sounds
i love blue skeleton guy
Levi Wilson
I was personally thinking Quake 1, but yeah that works too. Bones is based.
Nathaniel Diaz
Nothing like 10 bones players and one hard doomguy
Ayden Morgan
>Ladders the game
>you can hit people
>BUT YOU'RE SO SUPREEEEEME
Ian Reed
>be a quasi gendered, polyracial, mute psyco
>kill shit, or don’t
>skelemens
Isaiah Powell
My snake solid 3
Dick beater
Camden Diaz
> Satan stole your beer
> fuck hell
> get beer.
Adam Butler
>COME ON COME ON COME ON
>african man angry
>some asshole ate a pill and now everyone's mad
>everything is t something or g something
Oliver Hernandez
skylim
Henry Bailey
i probably made it too obvious
Camden Stewart
No, todd howard
Dylan Wood
>GO FIX THIS SHIT
>alien angry
>GO DESTROY THAT SHIT
>aliens more angry
>TIME TO GO
>aliens ree'ing
>I'M AN ENGINEER NOT A DOCTOR JESUS
Asher Morgan
Quiet mountain 2
The one with cube head, right?
Aaron Gomez
Destroy all hoomans
Julian Martinez
Dead Space 2
Daniel Phillips
yes that's incorrect
winwrong
Colton Sullivan
you got it
though i was more thinking just dead space
2 is on a station where the goverment is angry not aliens
Aaron Gray
And 3 fucking sucks
James Richardson
>a house
>oh that was kinda scary
>OH JESUS WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S ACTUALLY SCARY
>sad girl
Jaxson Morales
> be spirit
> tree dying
> friend dead
> everyone dead
> heal tree
> friend still dead
> depression .
Logan Butler
for some stupid fucking reason i'm thinking of Avatar now
Jonathan Ward
Ori and the Blind Forest
Blake Howard
It was a fun game in it's own regard but relating to the story was a fucking dumpster fire
oh well
Ethan Moore
>story
>in a cave
>fucking furries
>the humans look weird, why
Asher Ramirez
The weapon customization was the shit, but the story wasn’t so good
Colton Sanders
>mailman
>mission
> chip
Everything is RAD
Samuel Ramirez
Aayy.
> Dubai.
> sand.
> depression.
Isaiah Gutierrez
New Vegas, are you even trying?
Angel Bell
>Boating trip
>Companions are a poorfag and amnesiac
>Plot is mainly dealing with people's identity crisis's
Ayden Morales
>jump
>stab
>stab
>jump
>stab
>jump
Fruit