Feels good to get it off your chest, donut?

Feels good to get it off your chest, donut?

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This girl really likes me but she's not my type in looks but we have very similar interests
She's a Amazon and I don't want her to flex on my 6'1 ass

Like how tall are we talking here? You're 6'1. That's a respectable height anywhere in the world. She tower over you?

No. Niggers tongue my anus

She's 6'4 and she has that Eastern europe face but looks like she fought a lot

I'm about 90% certain me and my cousin are going to start having sex

I feel wonderful after I take a long piss.

*Sweet home Alabama plays*

Black user here, show anus

the only reason i want to join the military is i have a uniform kink

friends fiance has unknowingly swallowed my cum, had my cum on her pussy and has brushed her teeth with my piss/cum multiple times.

I hope he finds out and kills you lol

I don't have a good pic but imagine tgis but with a more defined chin

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when they break up hes gonna a sell you out

She's actually sweet but aggressive

Not when your telling it to the police or fbi

i cum on pics of my buds gfs face and send them to her from an user social media account

...
I would do the same

I look at naked women and feel desires to play with my penis.

What would he have to gain from that?

That's everyone here buddy

When did you start sucking cock

i rented a bobcat and buried a shipping container in the dessert. I cut a hole and the top and made a locking hatch. I have picked up 3 kids from the mall that were wearing trump hats so far and put them in my "dungeon". make america great again!

I fucking love Asian pussy. I go to Thailand every year and screw as many whores as I can in one day, everyday for like ten straight days. This year I plan to do 15 days. I have rest days some days where I fck only one girl/ladyboy so I can actually get some sleep.

I date white 8/10 girls regularly in the UK but it doesn’t matter how many of these cunts I blow my load into I still go back for the qt asian meme. What’s wrong with me?

I don’t really like the idea of having lil happas running around, nor do I want a dull white bitch. The worst fact as well is that I’m 24, white, in good shape and It’s not like I’m having a mid life crisis or some shit. Help pls.

Resist, user. It's a fleeting pleasure, but it leaves you unfulfilled. Along with objectifying the women, this is a deliberate use of the sexual faculty, for here sexual pleasure is sought outside of the sexual relationship which is demanded by the moral order and in which the total meaning of mutual self-giving and human procreation in the context of true love.

I wish this was real, and you were doing it to adults.

honestly?

keep doing what you're doing, i miss those days the most of anything ever dude.

you are a GOD!!!!

has anyone said anything about it?

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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I actually really care what people think about me but I act like I don’t.

I got away with raping a few girls in my teens and 20's. AMA.

I am burdened with the heroic burden of working in the same office as a fat, noxious SKANK I'll just refer to as "Donna" for the purposes of this story. She's always getting on my case, inviting us to her church, which is a constitutional violation and infringing on my business. Like earlier this week I was enjoying a succulent meatball sandwich, and she popped in my cubicle and told me to wipe the marina off my desk, the bitch. What does she care?

Anyway, I got her back. I went back to the sub shop and ordered another meatball sub, which I then took the opportunity to shove it up her tailpipe. I'd like to shove it down her windpipe, heh.

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I love sharing pics of my friends because of Yea Forums.

I faked my degree to fool my parents who are helping support me and my employer.

I was a chad with girls in high school by wearing a "dick extension sleeve" in my pants. I would slip it on before leaving for class in the morning and make sure it was at least decently noticeable in the pants I would wear. So many whores at the alternative school I went to fell for it, they would light up when I was around and always make some form of sexual point. I had at least 7 girls tell me they wanted to "be with me", and 5 that had asked to hook up. I would make all my nobody friends jealous since I had all these girls trying to fuck that I would turn down, when they would openly declare how much they would give up to fuck them.

No one had any idea that I was living a life of lies in my pants. I would almost never use the bathroom at school unless it was a stall, and only two girls ever got to see my real junk. I wouldn't wear it around my girlfriend so she had no idea about it at all, and the other girl was probably just overwhelmed and satisfied from having a threesome to really notice

Coercion, drugs, or force?
Do you regret it? Do you miss it? Would you do it again?

I used to do that until I got caught. Lost all my friends online at least.

>ladyboys
>help pls
Sounds like a combination of a sex addiction mixed in with a preference for asians.

Seen IRL loli cousin nude once. Fapped many times since.

When I got my first place on my own at about 22. Moved out at 18, but always had roommates. Then I moved to a new city far enough from home that there was no chance I'd know anybody there. That was about 5 years ago. First night there, realized I was on my own and could literally do anything I want. For some reason I decided to strip butt naked and just walk around. And for some reason it made me horny just walking around naked. Felt like I was doing something wrong. So I decided to kick it up a notch. I had fapped to the thought of sucking dick before but there was always the thought of "what if somebody finds out." Hit up craigslist and haven't looked back.

Nah been doing it for years. Not been caught yet

Been in a relationship for 12 years with the same woman, love her but I've fucked 10 different chicks and will probably fuck more in the future.

Did you bury it in ice cream? Or maybe in chocolate cake?

Everyone in my family thinks I’m a recovering alcoholic but I fell off the wagon months ago and haven’t told them.

Same here buddy. But my wife joins me about half the time. Id recommend talking to yours about the option.

Sometimes I go to comic book shops and surreptitiously jerk off to the Japanese comics.

I've been fucking our family dog for like 4 years now. I've trained her to ask for my dick, life's good so far

Funny. Got a cousin on the wagon and I think he fell off.

I have an addiction to eating cotton balls

I've tried. I've even told her its cool if she wants to get another guy involved or hell even fuck someone else but I always get the "No user you're all I need" bs. So until I can convine her otherwise I guess im going to keep slamming side bitches

How does ask?

First one was passed out drunk. The next one was drunk but awake and resisting. The two after that were blackmail/ cohersed

I was nervous about getting caught but never regretted it. I Miss that power trip. Even role playing isn't as good as taking a bitch by force. Probably never do it again. I was lucky to get away with it as it was.

Has anyone ever recognized them?

Sorry to hear it. Sucks.

I wanna cheat real bad on my girl now. I'm getting tired of her cunty attitude that she uses anxiety and tiredness as an excuse for, I like the perks of a relationship, but I'm getting real fucking tired of dealing with her and unable to blow off steam by getting a quick nut on some loveless bitch. Currently I'm trying to figure out the best way to get a non attachable bitch on my dick. I dont go out much so bars and clubs are moot, social media is a no go since that leaves a paper trail, and I'm thinking of a co worker, but I dont want it to grow if said chick catches feels for seeing me every day. Recently I rediscovered an old elementary classmate that works down the street from my house and I'm considering hard to go down there and ask her out. She has a kid so that's an easy drop if shit gets too real. Sad cause at one point I was very against cheating, but I see more and more everyday why guys toss that shit to the wind.

Yes! A few times actually

how did you do it?
explain the best one from start to finish

you are emasculated by a woman and do that?
you are weak

i killed my sisters guinea pig with a pair of scissors cuz it wouldnt stop screaming and i was grounded

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Ouch. Best of luck changing her mind. Hopefully you'll disabuse her of the illusion that people are genuinely so limited with out making you out to be undesirable.

i basically talked my high school gf who really loved me into having sex, despite her christian values, and talked a bunch about marriage and stuff despite not really believing it myself, eventually broke it off because I wasn't in love. Really regret it now that I understand the value of saving oneself till marriage and not corrupting women for the sake of physical pleasure.

You want me to post me naked laying in the warm soapy water of a bathtub with my dick visible, right? Well I just that for you.

There's this Chuck-e-Cheese type restaurant near my house. They have this indoor bouncy house that is huge and a lot of fun. I aged out of it. Now I'm too old, which I think is total BS.

Last week I went in and ordered a pizza. They thought I was a bit weird, maybe, because who comes there just to eat, let alone a single adult male. I kept stealing glances at the bouncy house. I couldn't take it any more. I ran in and started jump. Jumping up and down, laughing, having the time of my life. I did a couple of flips. I was so happy. The employees kept yelling at me. They told me to get out. But I didn't. The manager walked up and said I would have to leave the restaurant entirely. Most of the kids had jumped out by now, and I was aware that I was the center of attention. It wasn't what I wanted, but I figured they might ban me, so I was going to enjoy it while I could. They said they were going to call the police, but I double flipped them off while doing a flip. Two minutes later, they came back and told me they HAD called the police, that the cops would be here in a few minutes. I freaked out. I ran out of the bouncy house and out of the restaurant. I think I started crying. I'm afraid to go back.

Based as fuck

don't be a cuck and settle for donuts

pimp your mom out for the kolache instead

Well how would you get her back?

Seeing people post pics of a girl i know gets me hard. She knows she's posted too.

best secret in any secret thread. still all lies though.

>imagine being this insecure

I mean it. I showed you my dick, now answer me!

Sometimes my friends and I leave flaming bags of dog shit on an old guy's front porch.

Been married for 8 years, with my wife for a total of 12 years. I watched her little cousin grow up and she has developed into something crazy. She used to be a stick, now out of nowhere she has the thickest thighs, fattest ass, and a nice set of tits. I kind of want to fuck my wife's 17 year old cousin...

The best was the drunk but awake girl. We were in the same high school but she wasn't in my classes. I saw her stumbling drunk and making out with some guy that I knew wasn't her boyfriend. I waited in a room next to the bathroom and pounced on her as she tried to get back to the party. It was dark in the room and I used a pillowcase to cover her face. I ripped her shirt open and hiked her skirt up to get at her panties. I wish I kept those as a trophy but I just threw them across the room. I fucked her raw and and hard as she squealed and begged me to to cum inside her. I came buckets of course. Hearing her plead was the best part. I pushed her off the bed and ran out of the room and left the party before she ever got dressed and got a ride home from someone. This was on a Saturday and on Monday she was in school like nothing happened. I was diamonds anytime I saw her or walked past her. Anytime I looked at her or heard her talk I remembered what she looked and felt like when I was inside her. I always heard her voice making those sounds and begging me to stop hurting her.

I'm obsessed with smelling my roommate's shoes whenever she gets home. The scent of it just gives me a half chub on the spot

see

I fuck at least one trans a month. My GF doesn't know.

test

My uncle gave me a job with his pool cleaning service and my own truck. I thought I hit the jackpot, because it's in a really ritzy neighborhood, and I figured I'd be rubbing down rich housewives, etc.

Job's boring so far. I've been at it six weeks, and only seen one cougar tanning herself while I work the pool. I asked her if she wanted me to rub lotion on her, and she declined. I took off my shirt and I asked her if I could borrow her sunscreen. She said "Yes", but it was kind of curt, not very suggestive, and I don't think she liked me taking my shirt off. I made a show of sensuously rubbing it all over my chest and legs, giving her a show. But she was just reading her magazine. I asked her if she could get my back. She seemed kinda annoyed, but I had mostly finished cleaning the pool and I had spare time while waiting for the cycle to finish. But she agreed. Her hands felt so nice on my back that I decided to go for broke. I turned around and tried to kiss her. She freaked out and backed away, told me to leave. I got my shirt and drove away. I haven't told my uncle yet.

TLDR: Being a pool boy isn't all it's cracked up to be, and my fantasy may have cost my uncle business.

I am a guy, late 20s.

I’ve blown 16 different guys on 28 separate occasions, usually anonymously. I don’t know a single one of their names and I’ve never contracted an STD.

I have no romantic interest in men whatsoever, but I absolutely love sucking cock. I’ve swallowed about 15 loads, deepthroated several guys, sucked multiple balls, etc.

Might be fun, but make sure she's not a psycho in case it blows up.

Lmfao

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My boss passed me over for a promotion, unjustly, so I anonymously mailed him a turd.

I'd rather be alone then spend time with literally anyone.

I jerk off onto the floor of public bathroom stalls and then lick it off the floor. I really want some big cocked guy to find me and destroy my asshole. I want to be forced to cum from a real mans cock battering my prostate, while his cock rips my asshole open. I want to walk home with his cum and my blood leaking from my ass...

Been married to my wife 8 years, but I'm falling in love with my lesbian co-worker. I'm just always happier around her. Find her more attractive than my wife. The list goes on. I know nothing will come of it because I have a dick and she is happily married, but I can't help these feelings.

Any advice on how to ask him if he's drinking again?

Also, one of my fantasies is to take acid in a sauna and get paid to be fucked by hundreds of guys in masks. I want to drift in and out of consciousness while while a crowd of men compete over who gets to to put their dick in me first.

Saw my stepdad fucking my 9yo sister, from a distance. Didn’t tell anyone. Jerked it a thousand times to the memory.

I found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with one of my friends. I practically walked in on them doing it in my bed. I caught him coming out of my room getting dressed. He was apologetic, acting like there was nothing going on. I knew what was up though, especially when I found her still in bed. She said they were playing video games.

I didn't confront her about it, but I know what's up. Like, he's always there when I get home. Says he's just waiting for me to get back from work, and they just play video games in the meantime.

I got my revenge though. My girlfriend goes to work before I do, which gave me the opportunity when I had the place all to myself. I rubbed my naked balls all over the sheets and the pillows. Now if my friend has sex there, he won't know what hit him.

Nah..... You just a bitch

Am I? Cause it seems like I got some pretty nasty revenge there.

My stepmom's new boyfriend is cheating on her.
Im afraid to tell my mom the news.
I caught him cheating on her when the boyfriend came into my room and forced me to suck his cock.
I enjoyed it so much that I let him suck my boy pussy.
After lubing my ass with his saliva he inserted his coxk into my dirty ass and kept ramming as hard as he could
I moan louder and louder with every thrust in my ass
He came quick and I felt the throbbin of his cock cumming through my prostate
I came a huge load on the floor as he pulled out his cock followed by dripping cum from my ass
I thanked him and he told me if I ever told my mom he would alit my throat
We had sex over a dozen time now
Should I let my mom know her boyfriend is cheating?

that's not revenge. that's just weird. if you wanted to mark your territory, you should've peed on it

But it's my bed. I would have to lie in it. I don't mind lying on what my balls touched. Those are my balls. But HIM? Imagine how he'd feel if my nuts were that close to his skin.

*If he knew

So for well over a year now I have been sleeping in restraints. Not always the entire set, but at least some combination of them. I won't if I'm sick or not feeling it but in them most nights.

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I think the NZ shooting is one of the funniest things to happen a long time. The songs he used, the memes, pewdiepie, all of it. I actually had someone at work ask me why I was in such a good mood the day after it happened and had to lie to him because I couldn’t tell him I was laughing at “I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE”.

been fuckin the same pussy for the last decade. would really like to try some new trim but shit, am old and only thing would make me look like a fuckin pedo

>Tried to steal a salad
>Make it to the front door
>"Sir! You have to pay for that!'
>Caught. Panic mode.
>I screw up my face and stutter.
>"I thought we pay outside! I pay outside!"
>Toss some change on the floor and stumble out in a series of jerky motions, before making a run for it.

I got away with it. But at what a cost.

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the cost of free salad is what I'm saying

You want real revenge, send him a text on your girls phone asking him to come over. Knock that bitch out.... tie and gag her and put her somewhere so she can see what's about to happen. When your "friend" comes over hit him in the back of the head with a baseball bat (right above the base of the neck) then tie him to your bed face down so you have ass access. Once this is all set up, record yourself fuckin him (with or without your face.... Up to you). Now you have:
1: Revenge
2: Blackmail
3: The power of unrelenting fear and control you now have over those two.

Kinda extreme but I'll second this motion

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That's certainly... one option. Wow. I don't know about the last part though, cause I'm not gay or even bisexual.

Same dude

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lo get wrecked faggot

Use a broom or a dog lmao

Nothing gay about dominating man ass user.

I'll eat you out like I love you.

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It feels good to know my 13 yr old sister in law shaves her cunt. I took a shower after her and noticed some small hair shavings. Both her and my gf have shaved legs, so there’s only one logical conclusion to this.

Or it could be arm pit hair, idk

I fucked my gf so hard without a condom the other day. Like yesterday. She loved it and held me very tight in her arms when I came in her pussy. Now she will have our kid. Our child will be like a physical embodiment of our love. I want to give her 8 kids now.

You know that expression, "the sit hits the fan"? I was curious about what that would look like, so I went right from the bathroom to the living room with a turd in my hand. I threw it up at the fan, which was on high. It made a big mess and I freaked out. I ran out and didn't come back till dark. My brother, who I live with, asked me where I was and what happened. I said I stayed at the library till closing (9 pm) then went to Pinkberry. I said someone must have broken in and pooped. He had cleaned it all up, and I'm worried he might kept a sample for testing, because I don't think he believes me.

On a scale of -1 to -3, how stupid are you?

One of my best friend since childhoods gf keeps trying stuff on me. Stuck my fingers in her mouth. Stradles me suggestively. Flirts when we are alone. One time she reached over me and ran her hand along my cock and gripped it. Im not interested but mt friend would be crushed if I told him

>at uni
>have Childhood Friend
>she a girl
>her tits have grow big
>she now has a boyfriend
>it’s my old bully
>he text me he’s going to smash and dump my friend
>no you don’t
>find his Facebook
>everything public
>perfect
>make an OkCupid accent
>fill it in with all his info
>his a chad, 8/10 so it was easy to get girls (this made me sad)
>sex texting girls
>make a fake female accent
>message my friend
>”sorry to bring this to you but I was on OkCupid, and I find your bf thought to let you know where the link”
>she messages back “is this real?..thanks for telling me this”
>next day they are fighting like mad
>he sees me walk by and blames me
>I show her the text of him telling me he’s going to smash and dump her
>he punches me in the face and gives me a black eye
> she hits him with her bag, he slaps her, later they break up
>she cries in class, Teacher tells me to take her home
> I cheer her up on the way home
>4 days later see bully with new GF
>his GF is hot
>Friend is pissed
>got nothing to lose
>ask Friend out
>she was shocked but later said ok
>was forced to delete this shit, she must never know
it’s been a year now and were dating

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I was making our with my boyfriend when suddenly I got my period. I didn't want to gross him out, so I pretended I heard a ghost outside. He told me I didn't have to be afraid of no ghosts. Neverthless, I persisted. He finally went outside to look for ghosts, and the mood was killed, so I could go back to my own non-haunted apartment.

Why didn't you just blow him?

im a cheater too i feel stuck

>gain
Nigga this shit is called spite & shifting blame

My gf pierced her nipples just for making it hotter for me to lick them. Her pussy and navel get licked too. She loves it. Like a dog she owns and who will lick her when she wants.

Well he prefers hand-jobs because head makes him cum so soon. But I he declined my offer to jerk him off, said I should sleep the ghosts off if I was so scared.

fuck ur a fuckin ponce

Sometimes I fantasize about getting tricked or forced into taking dog dick.

She's gonna blame her son instead of the guy who was actually cheating on her.

have sucked dick before

Have licked pussy like a dog before and got my penis sucked a little.

I'm not telling him to rat

But user is right he'll try to shift some of her anger when he gets caught

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at this point in my life my aunt has swallowed my cum more times than all my gfs combined

didnt think id be replying, but here goes

im in love with a close friend, i dont want to tell her because i love our friendship, i dont think she likes me back, my heart aches seeing her with other people, this year ive become emotional from it, what is happeing to me Yea Forums?

I've been dating a 4/10 Asian girl for a year now because of my Asian fetish, pics not her come on this is Yea Forums.

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Story?

There's like 50 people in my physics lecture, and nobody notices me. So I shat in a hat and wore it into class to get a laugh. It didn't work. People were grossed out and now I think they think I'm weird. Being ignored was worse.

I want you to suck on my titties

tits or gtfo

Are you.....me?

You can't say things like this and not provide details, user

got fucked in the ass by my gay friend

>got fucked in the ass by my gay friend

What are you?

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im a girl.

also, i lie in these threads.

I'd break up with the one you don't love.

Just say that you're not happy in the relationship, not you it's me shit and try to make it as non shit as possible.

Stay with the one you love bro, we make mistakes, you can bounce back.

I'm still in love with my ex of 5 years that's cheated, lied, manipulated and just screwed me over. Not giving me a reason why she was leaving one day other than it was my fault. I can't help it and I know I'm stupid for it. I wish I could stop but I can't. So I live every day with the pain knowing it might not go away

Images not loading for anyone else?

I have this weird fantasy about getting tricked into, for example, sucking cock.

>post ends in 420
>dubs says based
I don't disagree with dubs, rngsus has spoken, you are indeed, based.

I suck sponges. That's not a euphemism, and it's not sexual. I just like chewing on kitchen sponges and I don't know why.

Buddy def doesn't give a shit if your balls indirectly touch.
He's sticking his dick where your dick has been several times you fucking swine.

Now get real revenge in the fuck and feed him a laxative or shit in his shoes.

My damaged goods of a second cousin is staying over at my place and she works late night at a power plant in an office. One night as I was sleeping she climbed into my bed clinging onto me and crying quietly in her sleep, I woke to this and being the biggest beta faggot didn't do anything. I've only had two girl friends in my entire life and never had sex with them. The next day she told me to forget about it and to never speak of this to anyone, she usually dating black guys but now she's giving up on relationships completely. I want to ask her out but just talking to girls makes my heart feel it's going to explode, would it be incest to be with her.

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>Tricked

a pussy. it just happened and I didn't stop him

Sorry you have no imagination.

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I shout at babies sometimes.

I fucked my BF's dad. Makes for awkward family gatherings even if he never found out.

gay.

Not really. If I was gay I'd gotten with his mom. I'm not though.

me and my gf put our cum and piss in her family and friends food.

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I want to do the same. Where do you find them?

>at his house
>talked me into letting him suck my dick
>its not gay its just a mouth
>he starts sucking
>feels good
>he begins fingering my ass
>start to protest but give up because it feels good
>feel more fingers
>lay back and relax
>he starts stroking my dick
>pulls fingers out
>slides his huge cock into my asshole

I had not seen that in a long time :)

Nah, he'll try to reduce damage and not tell stories that can be easily dismissed with a, "that never happened", by the son

>slides his huge cock into my asshole

How huge?

I did that too with my ex. She hated her mom so she used to give me things like donuts and cake to cum on so she could give it to her mom to eat, which she thought was hilarious. There's nothing like watching a milf lick the cum/glazing off her fingers and then thank you for the delicious cakes

around 8 inches and incredibly thick.

It is hot watching girls with bf's do it to, unknowingly swallowing cum then kissing them

That's the beauty of being a female on the internet I guess. You can choose between being a tit-showing slut or being non-existent.

you are not a female you disgusting neckbeard.

kys

That didn't do anything for me. There was just a few times I saved up cum all week for a big load on the top of a cake on the icing, for the sugars to mask the taste. Seen her mom slurp up a puddle of my cum off the top of the cake and then take a bite of the icing, and other time i emptied a big load on a desert my cum was running down her fingers and she was licking it off and that was the time she said thank you for it and my ex started cracking up.

my teacher sucked my dick (he was a man) and i nutted on his face. i told him to pay me routinely but ended up pussying out and snitching on him. im not gay but i do wonder if i took deal how much money i would end up w now...

unholy quints

Alrighty then

time heals everything bro. u will get through it but u do need friends to back u up

my girl had me cum on her stepsisters wedding cake, probably dozens of girls, younger and milfs swallowed some cum, probably some guys too but collateral damage :/

I have nudes of my ex coworker that I post from time to time, the nudes have spread already. Pic related

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I cried while sitting down in the shower because I thought it would be cinematic, but nobody was watching and I just felt weird.

I'm starting to get feelings for a friend of mine that has been my friend for about 6 years, is a prominent member of a D&D group I have, and is the sister of someone that hates my guts and I his and honestly I am finding it harder to hid my feelings and keep them inside

The younger is what got me going like "16" or something?

Best fucking story ever. Holy shit

I don't discriminate based on age, I don't target underage girls specifically but I can't help it if it gets shared.

My senior year of high school I was dating the girl of my dreams, I cheated on her with one of my exes when I was blackout drunk and she was out of town. I never told my girlfriend and keeping the secret changed the way I acted around her for the worse and before I left for college this year we broke up. It's my biggest regret breaking up with her. It was always her biggest fear I would cheat. I've dated girls since her, nothing lasts more than 2 months. Nothing will ever be better or come close to her. I'm sorry Kasey.

Oh my fucking god. I'm crying right now user. Holy shit this is gold

Well it's hot either way. If you didnt get off to it why do it?

I have a Yea Forums-youtube channel, I copy all Yea Forums green text and use auto-speak and upload it onto youtube to make money, you're all going to be youtube says hi.

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hi

Definitely got off on it. Me and my gf helped with food and we spit in and added our piss and cum to a few other things there as well.

I caught my housemate cheating on her bf and I told her she had to suck me off and swallow or I'd tell on her. Originally I said I wanted her to do it regularly but she said she would do it once at most. She did it, got her to swallow too and she gagged after almost throwing up.

Put me in the screencap

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£650 that how much I spent on gunpla. I need to stop this hobby.

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same here, i even have a girlfriend, but i love sucking cock, i have 3 fuck buddies same as me and they have girlfriends too, they didn't known each other i just wanna do a threesome or foursome with all al the same time fucking each other i would love to suck a cock when someone else fuck my ass hard , i would be his cockslut i love the feeling of be used as a cumslut.

Breed and have large nordic children, generations of your blood wont be fucking manlets like you

I’d fuck a trap

Tbh probably same if he's fem enough

I got thrown off the bus for playing "pocket pool". Literally. See that masturbation euphemism always amused me. So I put an 8-ball and cue ball in my briefs, hoping someone would confront me and I could pull out a ball, and we would all laugh:

>Standing on the bus
>Hands in my pants, fidgeting, snickering
>Playing pocket pool
>Guy glares at me from across the aisle
>"I see what you're doing."
>I grin
>"Just playing pocket pool" I say as I roll my literal balls around
>People are grossed out. I take my hands out and am not sure how to reveal my prank
>Guy flips out. He storms up to the driver
>"That pervert just said he's masturbating!"
>A lie, but understandable
>Bus driver stops the bus. Says "Sir you have to leave"
>I desperately reach into my pants to produce my balls, insisting it was a joke, but everyone shouts me down and off
>Walk home alone

Moral: Don't play pocket pool

fucking weirdo

had an affair with this married chick 2 years ago and she got pregnant from it. I was her gym pt. I moved town for a better role at another gym and never met my kid. She's still with her husband and he doesn't know about this.

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Had some beers and smoked a cigar tonight, so forgive me.
>be me
>fell in love with a co-worker
>we hang out but nothing more than friends; usually buys me beers and liquor
>one day conversation goes to sex
>tells me she fucked another co-worker nonchalantly
>"oh yeah user his dick was inside me lol"
>my heart is starting to break at this point
>she asks me if i want to see pics
>"Haha sure I guess"
>after seeing the pics i become deeply saddened
>just realized i fell into the friendzone hard
>drop her off at her house
>"thanks user ill see you later at work!"
>slam down 4 beers all the way home
Yea Forumsros what do i do? She is bi and started to date some Vietnamese chick. Should I just give up and move on? Or is unrequited love an honorable thing to have? I wish she knew how i really am feeling

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I pee all over the toilet paper rolls and toilet seat covers in many public restrooms just for the keks. Highway rest areas are among my favorite ones.

Me and my cousin fucked about 4-5 times. We were both really fucking horny and we already found each other pretty attractive(she has a pretty big ass). We were each other’s first, but I really regret it. Now that I have a sweet loving traditional gf who’s still a virgin and there’s a strong emotional connection, I wish she would be my first(we’ve been pretty close to fucking before but we never get enough privacy) my cousin doesn’t seem to care though, in fact whenever I see her and we talk she throws around the phrase,”I’m your favorite cousin” I’ve brushed it aside and learned to live with it, but sometimes I think about it and it really bums me out. I’ve wondered if my cousin feels similar, and even felt like apologizing to her for being so horny when I was younger and taking her virginity. I’m taking this to the grave, but I feel like I really fucked up Yea Forumsros. My gf thinks I’m a virgin, and I haven’t gotten my peepee wet for a while, at least a year and a half, maybe two.(forgot to mention my cousin is the only girl I’ve fucked) the guilt just gets to me sometimes, but I’ve learned from my mistakes and nothing like that will happen again. I haven’t told a single soul this, but seeing these threads all the time finally got me to confess. Godspeed anons, value your virginity and don’t just give it away to some slutty bitch(also forgot to mention that my cousin is pretty thotty) once again, value your virginity. Your future self will thank you

Possibly. Or maybe I'm just a funny guy ahead of my time.

kek same

and that's why you should always wear protection. pullout method didn't work for us

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Yeah you missed your chance.

should have told her you two need to fuck immediately after she showed you the pics

I have sexual fantasies about my mother. She isn't even that good looking facially speaking. She's 43, has saggy tits that I for some reason enjoy the look of, and a bush that I'd love to run my fingers through. I have a corner of the bathroom mirror I fogproof so I can crack the door and watch her dry off after her showers. I'm also a pissfag, so I piss in her body wash and shampoo and watch her use it. I'm trying to get my cock in her mind for when she eventually leaves my stepdad, doing things like getting caught nudely walking for my showers, going commando and slipping when scratching my nuts, looking at porn on my laptop while we watch tv and then adjusting my bulge so it's really prominent, stuff like that. I also plan to get my sister when she comes to visit in a few months, as well as sniff her shoes more(I did it a lot last time I saw her, I'm a massive footfag), and since she's spending nights here I'll also get to cum in them since it'll have time to dry

She wanted you, retard. Showed you pics of herself getting fucked while also letting you know shes casual about fucking coworkers. Dipshit

kek

Lili Wong has tasted my dick and cum without even knowing it.

I approve where'd you get?

Anyway I can fix it? Or am I just fucked at this point

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I want to fuck my boss at work, and fill her with my cum.

Everyone thinks i'm a confident, charismatic, and fun guy; but it's just a character i've been playing to hide the fact that i'm a worthless human being.

I'm a direct opposite as soon as i'm alone.

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Does your main know?
I'm in a 10 yr and would love to fuck some chicks into me but can't pull the trigger

I feel you bro

why fuck her at work and not elsewhere?

I enjoy cutting for non depressive reasons. I just find it beautiful, and nothing compares to that perfect smell.

Took creeppics of braless friend. She noticed. Didnt bring it up.

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only ever see her at work, the sexual tension + chemistry is ridiculous

I'd love to fuck my girlfriends twin, they're not identical but my god her body and ass is to die for

6"1 >manlet

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hot, more?

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me and a female cousin used to mess around when we were 13/14. Fingered her to her first orgasm

when I had a GF I used to work with her friend at subway, one time we were the only two closing and we started fucking around, We were always flirty and touchy with each other but we played a game where I blindfolded her and I stuck my dick in stuff or put it on my dick and had her taste it and guess what it was, also fucked her on the same counter we prepped sandwiches on. Place was completely dead so no one saw us.

I spend hours each night waiting for the right thread to pop up so I can larp in it to get myself off. Most nights the right thread doesn't pop up and I browse until 3am before finally giving up, going to sleep, and trying again the next night.

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cute

why not just make the thread yourself?

I had a fling with a girl two years ago who broke it off by ghosting me. I never got over it.

I started dating another girl, and while she's an amazing person, I don't like her romantically very much. Shes head over heels for me though, and I'm too self-conscious to break it off because I guess I don't want to die alone.

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I've seen another guy's asshole

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Prove it

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Did it a few more times, even fucked her pussy with the tongs and condiment bottles once. We were both kinky as hell

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I love my girlfriend, but constantly doubt our relationship. We have very conflicting schedules and I keep thinking how I could find someone that fits in my life better. I really love her though. Been together for over 4 years now but it seems like all I ever hear from her is how much she hates her life and how everything is terrible. I constantly think about breaking up with her, but I can't bring myself to do it. Because the little time I do spend with her is amazing. That's my secret. No one else knows how I feel.

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don't want to seem too attention seeking

You a hoe.

Seen my sister in laws tits not to long ago by accident. Now I keep thinking and fantasizing about tity fucking her and cumming on them.

love that she noticed, and she didn't say anything ever?

who cares, you are anonamouse

My ex didn't want kids and was generally a POS. I hope his new girlfriend intentionally gets herself knocked up. Shes more of a parent to her friends child than her friend actually is.

Nope. I hung out with her and her boyfriend later that week

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You fucking idiot, you win AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

What is going on with the splitscreen here? Too bad he didn't shoot a bigger load also.

Also awhile ago I stayed at a friend's house for the night. I snuck into his sisters room to jack off looking at her tits, then nutted on them.

Not technically incest but as close as you can get legally

Cousin comparison

How the fuck did you not get caught? You think she just woke up and said "huh, there's cum in my chest, this is normal"?
Fake news.

I love women and pussy, but have no luck in the love department. Made a grindr account and got more replies in the first hour than I ever did on OK cupid or tinder or any of that shit. I'm not that into guys but wondering if I should lower my standards further

Bifag here, I'd live to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

Story

Definitely not fake news I lowered the shirt she was wearing over her tits so by the time she woke up it would have been dried up. It's a secrets thread so no it's real news I don't need you to believe me I know what happened but thanks for trying to disprove a fact

I want to do that user, more info on how to do it in a good way and no jail

Stupid fat fag

you shouldnt.

just admit to yourself that women are vile human beings and move on. become the best you you can be. and fuck prostitutes.

Well she is 27 and she lives at my wife's parents house while she gets her job and stuff together. Me and my wife were going over to the in laws house to drop our daughter off so they can spend time with her. I was carrying all the baby stuff inside and I normally put it in my wife's old room. Well she was in there I guess looking for clothes to wear so when I walked in she was standing there topless. We both kinds froze couldn't believe what just happened. After freezing up at the situation she covered her tits and I closed the door and quickly left the room. But they were so nice looking and I really want to put my cock between them

Funny you should mention prostitutes as I have previously used 2 before. Maybe you're right, I just get lonely man

Just once then.

Me. Two 12 years old girls. A party. You know the rest.

Don't stick your dick in crazy. Don't shit where you eat. There, you've been told.

My step-sister is super hot. I’ve secretly looked through her underwear drawer several times. When her and my parents left the house for a few hours I snuck into her room and tried on every pair of underwear she owns. I took dozens of pictures of myself wearing her underwear and saved them on email so no one would find them.

Is it a love thing or is it just desire? Genuinely curious.

me and my GF have threesomes with her step-sister a lot, she is fat and ugly but super kinky, she has a fiance who has no idea we screw around together.

Google "adultwork" .com

Same fag as this story here to add some other shit. My long distance gf left me a while back, and I really want to cam with her again. Sometimes I fake drunk texts using the Jacksfilms Comment Horribler(Look it up, fun little toy)

These are my favorite type of underwear. I’ve been wearing them for 2 years and they’re way more comfortable/ supportive than any other underwear I’ve tried. Normies will only wear boxer briefs but boxer briefs don’t even hold your dick in place.

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Dude, I was in the same boat last September. And the biggest regret I have is not acting on it. She wanted me at the time, but eventually lost feeling, and not a single day goes by where I don't think about the chance I had with the hottest girl in school

Fucking faggot, who wants their dick held in place? Only a betacuck would ever give up the chance to let their dick be free

discord
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Got a blowjob from pic related (consensual), she refused to swallow so forced her.

>hung out a few times, was getting confident I'd get a blowjob out of her eventually
>would save up my load all week before a date
>eventually one day it finally happens and I'm getting a bj
>was standing up and she was on her knees with her head bobbing back and forth.
>trying to keep quiet because her parents were upstairs
>asked her to swallow when I came
>she said no way
>really wanted her to swallow a huge load
>so I put my hand on the back of her head and gently starting thrusting
>coming up to last strokes
>trying not to go too deep (she refused to deep throat too).
>because prude and fridged bitch
>coming up to vinegar stroke
>1 second from cumming
>hold her head down and deep thrust in
>cum buckets
>she's choking and spluttering
>keep thrusting in real deep, throat punching her as I'm cumming
>a whole weeks worth of cum pumping down her throat
>finish but keep throat punching, holding her head down, to make sure it's all swallowed
>pull out
>she runs to the sink and starts spitting and coughing
>but she's already swallowed it all
>she says "I accidentally swallowed it!" with disgust
>she thinks its an accident lol
>father comes down the stairs asks if everything is ok
>I'm watching TV said she choked on some food but she's fine or something like that

Got some more blowjobs out of her over the weeks and months but she never let me put my hand on the back of her head again. She eventually became a 'saving virginity until marriage' churchie. But apparently sucking dick and swallowing a huge load doesn't count.

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She really looks like that breed of bitch

Whenever I take my ocea mandated 15 minute break at work I actually take a 20 minute break like a total boss. Sometimes I even take a 25 minute break and I haven’t gotten in trouble yet.

She really looks like that breed of bitch.

I'm with my wife because of her sister. Her sister is married but I'm in love with her. She's way too loyal to even think about leaving her husband but totally crushes on me. It's in the air every time were near. We rode a jet ski together last year at the lake. I was taking her to the boat. It felt amazing with her arms around me. Breasts against my back. I let her drive, and she scooted back. Good lord, her fit frame was so light, and perfect. Her voice is like an Italian woman, but more graceful. That was the closest we had ever been, and I can't foeget it. I accidentally walked in on her naked once. Out of the shower. We rented a room the 4 of us, and she thought she could quickly run to her bag. She took her time getting back to the bathroom, and she gave me a "oopsie" grin. We try to avoid each other now because we clearly have strong feelings for each other. We text more often than anyone else but for stupid made up reasons, but we never cross the line. I've saved them all. We call each other "bro" and "sis" to make it seem weird, as a shot at repelling the feelings. We only meet up when the entire family is around, and try to avoid being in the room alone. I love everything about her. She's a genious, shes cultured, and a traveler. I'm much better looking than her husband and way more exciting. She tries to get him to workout like me which is kinda funny. I've been with my wife for 8 years and I'm loyal til death. So is her sister. Ill never cheat. Neither will she. Until the end of my life I'll love her from a distance. Around a shoulder. Down the hall. Up the street. From glances on my phone. I'm strong enough to keep it to myself. I don't know if she is.

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I’ve been fucking my co-workers wife, for over 6 months. It all started with a casual encounter at a cafe where I take my breaks. He’d meet her there for coffee on our lunch break, we’d all sit and chat. Few days later he didn’t come to work. Sick or whatever, didn’t care to question it really. Go to cafe, she’s there looking prettier than usual. Maybe because she’s being herself not wife-like when she’s alone. Kick it off, time to go back to work. She gives me a kiss on the lips. Instantly become intrigued. Ask her why? She lets out a sigh and explains she’s been lonely and not being given the attention she craves. Ask her about marriage. Basically newlyweds knew each other over a year before marriage
>Kek, white people.
Ask me for my plans on weekend
Literal reply
>Guess fucking you silly.
She laughs and I can taste the hormones creeping out of her slit.
Needless to say I’ve been fucking her for 6 months every weekend. She tells her husband she’s going to all sorts of cycling classes and gym whatever she can think off at this point. Comes and works my cock instead. I shake his hand everyday when we go to work.

My gf left me 4 months ago for another dude and I really can't get over her at all because she's still the only one for me. I'm seriously not interested at all in anyone else. I miss her so bad...

she's real dedicated to the LARP as a pure and innocent churchie and she's made references to her virginity on FB in the past. I have no idea if she's actually a virgin or not, technically. We were feeling each other up a bit during a few dates which was why I was confident I could get a blowjob out of her at least. She's good at head I could tell she had done that before at least.

I'm married and even I will tell you this;

There is no woman worth getting the sad over. None. There is no 1 woman for you. I'm not saying not to love someone but if she's out of your life romantically than you have to move on. Women move on faster than men too, that is a scientific fact. It's partially related to the crying mechanism biologically helping you to grieve over a loss, and women do that more than men and it's likely she has done it too.

It's ok to be upset. It's ok to cry about it. You don't have to let anyone know you've cried over her. But it doesn't matter if it's this girl or the next, there is no girl worth getting the sads over.

Do you miss her or her body? Think hard.

I'm black.. stay tuned (1/?)

another of her.

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Not user you‘ve replied to, but thanks I needed this

prove it pussy

i know that nobody knows shit but i do

honestly

really, seriously, actually fucking kill yourself

i'm not kidding

you're just as guilty as he is

It will be hard bro, but I've gone through heart breaks myself. Women get over men faster though, I promise you that. They cry and despair for a week but they move on faster. It's not because they're women, it's genuinely because of the crying mechanism which stimulates your brain in terms of grief and loss.

And again I don't mean to say you should not love any woman and make sacrifices for her. But you need to keep in mind that no woman is worse getting the sads over.

Married and got a kid. 1/3 of marriages end in divorce here and I work with plenty of guys that have been torn to shreds by vengeful ex's taking all their stuff and kids in messy divorces. It could be me or you one day. I love my wife and do anything for her, but if she leaves me or breaks my trust by cheating or something, I'm one guy that won't get hung up on it. There's no woman in this world worth getting the sads over and it's as simple as that man

I once sent every pic, video, and nude of my gf to some random guy online that was looking to own cucks gfs through kik. This included all her info, social media and cell. I thought it was amazing but after a week I regretted everything about it, I never told my gf either

>i was 12 she was 25 at the time
>skinny, big tits but not that pretty
>she was living with us rent free for a while
>fun to be with
>we were spending a lot of time together at home playing mortal kombat on mame32 or doing whatever
>she started sleeping in my room so she would not make the couch and unmake it everyday so she just slept on a air mattress on the floor
>friend show me boobs and pussy of a woman from a ripped out magazine page at school
>could not stop thinking about it
>started watching my aunt erotically with her booty shorts and cropped tops
>faping almost all the time i was alone which wasn't much but i would do it
>night faps too next to sleeping aunt
>one night she said she just wants to cuddle with me on the bed
>i was little spoon
>horny as fuck
>trying to fap without her noticing even though she had her hand around me
>i wasn't doing a good job cause she noticed and asked what i was doing
>i was red from embarrassment but she laughed it out
>she said let her make me feel better
>and she jerked me off
>i came and she licked it out of her hand and said to go to sleep
>she hugged me again with the hand that had cum on it and it was so smelly
>next day i came on her thighs
>next day got to see and grab her tits
>until eventually she straight up gave me blowjobs whenever i wanted
>most of the times she would swallow everything
>by the time i was 16 we were fucking every day until she moved out
>was forced to daily visit
>A LOT of sexy text messages at night
>when i hit 17 got a gf from same school
>she was a virgin
>took her virginity
>was so good at it at that point that she fell in love with me while i was just having a different taste of pussy
>aunt was ok with it she had her bf from time to time too but we were always fucking
>until she got married and we ended it all
>7 gf later she still was my best fuck
>one thing she said to me that i will never forget was that my dick grew up to be perfect for her pussy

Years ago I once masturbated on my friend's mom's lips and in her mouth while she was sleeping on the couch. She woke up quite a bit later complaining of drooling in her sleep. Pic is her.

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i have been dead since forever this is all a dream you dont exist its an illusion made up by my lonely head in a dimension outside the box of reality

and her with her sons. One wasn't home and the other was in the shower. Happened around dawn. Actually was just watching her sleep and jerking off it wasn't until the last seconds I got the idea just to cum on her face. Did it and then hustled back to the room quiet as a mouse, nervous af. We both went into the living room, cum still on her lips and in her mouth (I had wedged the tip of my dick in her mouth and emptied the contents of my balls in her mouth). She woke up some time later just said she was drooling and looked like she had tasted something foul and walked to the bathroom.

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Go to sleep