Weapons: offline
Engines: offline
Shields: offline
Communication: offline
Life support: offline
CAPTAIN! They're coming around for another pass!
>ITT WE WAIT
Weapons: offline
Austin Cook
James Anderson
What about emergency power??
Ian Campbell
Generators are unresponsive! I can't reach engineering!
Andrew Moore
Damn! This...this could be the end Captain
Anthony Green
I'm not the captain... is
Adrian Green
Jump to light speed nigger, throw light sabers at them.
Nathan Cruz
But, we still haven't waited
Michael Taylor
attention all hands. get your asses to the escape pods.
Jonathan Bailey
See
Jeremiah Davis
Q I NEED YOU!
Christian Russell
DEUS EX MACHINA FORM ANOTHER TIMELINE COMING THROUGH
THE NEXT EPISODE CAN HAPPEN NOW
Ian Watson
eject warp core and use a kamikaze shuttle with autopilot enabled on a collision vector with the core.
Chase Clark
Very well. We shall wait for the next round
Carter Turner
Surrender your vessel. Prepare to be boarded human scum.
Christopher Green
Head for the kessel systm
Joseph Richardson
I suspect that you'd get a better rusult on /tv just mention that fag english fuck pickard and you'll get a response.
Carson Davis
Sorry mon capitan... This time, I can't help.
Isaiah Reyes
Kek
Lucas Morris
Does the Klingon High Command know of your actions!
Nolan Mitchell
Warp core ejection sub routines aren't responding... For now the core seems stable.
Landon Cooper
Who do you think sent us? Decloak all vessels.
Thomas Sanchez
Send out a signal to the Borg
Angel Ortiz
I ejectionated in your mom last night!
Alexander Evans
This is a serious act of agression. One would even consider it an act of war! Don't you think it's a bad idea to kill the messenger?
Tyler Garcia
Oliver Martin
WE NEED TO JUMP! SOMEONE THROW A FAGGOT INTO THE SPORE DRIVE!
Angel Moore
Firing weapons
Jeremiah Perez
SIR! Internal sensors are coming back online. We have casualty reports coming in from all decks, and a hull breach from deck 11 all the way to deck 15, sections 14-28. Emergency forcefields are holding. But power is fluctuating.
Alexander Ross
ALL HAND ABANDON SHIP!!
Julian Morris
I blew a load on her.
Alexander Johnson
Where the fuck is op??
Michael Clark
Decompress main shuttle bay. The explosive reaction may blow us out of the way. ...
Liam Cooper
Launch all torpedoes.
Robert Wright
Colton Davis
OP is a fag and clearly taken over by the Diceman.
Jack and Jull went up the hill,
Each with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with two fiddy, eh!
Chase Bailey
Man the laser dicks, ...QUEER!!!!
Hudson Nguyen
Gets a small bottle of Schweppes from the replicator.
Easton Perez
A madman got us into this, and it's beginning to look like only a madman can get us out.
Benjamin Perez
romulans decloaking
Cooper Lee
Op here... Instead of "we wait" i should have put "we're stranded"
Oh well... I'll pay more attention next time.
James Rogers
2nd in Command: WHAT do we HAVE that's online???
Gif. Unrelated.
Michael Cook
I'd go full on for some real vodka, but that might require some security clearance. Aren't those faggots in that hypocrite universe supposed to be the same?
Samuel Watson
But, Captain, the Klingons have decoded our transmissions stardates ago.
Cooper Price
Sir, the food replicators are working.
Bridge to commander Data.
Michael Clark
You decloak while we watch you fight.
Levi Foster
Gavin Garcia
Pours the Schweppes onto the captains head.
Lincoln Jackson
activate my peanuts weenuts haha
Lincoln Perry
No, they just gave me tribbles.
Brody Perry
Unknown ships just appeared in sensor range approaching from behind! Therez 20- no 30- hundreds- Thousands- no, MILLIONS of them! They're engaging the enemy!
Jackson Davis
That was pretty funny, but then I'm a goofball.
Easton Allen
This thread is shit.
The posts are shit.
You are all shit.
Jack Wright
Wyatt Walker
I just want energy back and my tea... Earl Gray... hot.
Henry Robinson
As stated before, Sir. The food replicators are functioning normally.
Liam Ross
Didn't stop you from clicking on it and posting on it you fucking hypocrite.
James Collins
Wong button shit head
Ayden Gomez
*Sits in chair, emergency red lighting splashed over face. Slapping a rythm out on my lap with both hands making popping and clicking sounds with my mouth*
Christian Watson
Liam Collins
Op here. Thanks for the keks tonight Yea Forumsros
But my lack of sleep is catching up to me. Have a good night.
Levi Turner
Make a better post then, retard
Isaiah Robinson
Captain! The unknown ships are feeding energy directly to our systems! We just regained weapons and energy! Orders!?
Josiah Wright
At least this thread isnt the usual shit all over again.
Jaxson Sullivan
your anger is illogical.......faggot
Kevin Richardson
Damn it I said rev up those laser dicks, I want that vessel naked, penetrated and asstimilated, All hands on dick and make it so!!!
Brandon Ward
Obviously drop the warp core. We're going to make a hell of a bomb. Also with no survivors
Easton Barnes
Hit up a Vorlon craft, if it likes you, it'll sing to you.
Isaac Brooks
Mason Bell
Did anybody order a pizza?
Joshua Flores
fuckoff pedo
David Green
Most things on Yea Forums are.
Oliver Young
NEED MOAR TACHYONS!!1!!
Hudson Robinson
Jayden Foster
RAMMING SPEED!
Colton Diaz
Squirrls like pizza too you fucking racist!
Grayson Foster
WHY AREN'T YOU YELLING THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
Charles Miller
>implying I'm mad at an anonymous stranger on image board Yea Forums.net in current year
Jordan Brown
*in the holodeck fapping to /d/ickgirls not giving a fuck*