Confess your sins my children

When I was just a kid, sometime around 7-10 I adored frogs. I'd collect them, probably had around 20 or so and would keep them in a big metal tin outside. For some reason I started drowning them one a day or so in our birdbath. I think I even ripped a few limbs off from time to time. Also dry humped with my sister, we were both too young to understand it but still.

i fucked a nigger till its asshole bled. bitch loves my cum. fucked it till it died of a seizure

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I want to try nofap but only ever make it about a week

Not only that, I also stole pictures from my sisters laptop (no, I won't share) with pretty much her and her friends in pretty compromising manner.

A made a dog stop humping my leg by sucking his dick.

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I read and post on Yea Forums

i voted for obama once :(

I had sexual fantasies of girl I have a crush on

once i snuck out of the house on a school night until 11:30 didnt get caught either lmao

Pretty sure sooner or later me and my cousin are going to start screwing

large opening or small opening?

i shit in my dorms urinal and we had a whole meeting about it

that must have been an impressive shit.

I have hep c from dating a dope head whore.

I wanna cheat real bad

I'm one of the most prolific actual true story posters to ever walk the earth.

I beat my dick to gay furry porn

Unforgivable

I cheated on my fiance. I went to the bar with some friends and ended up going home with some twins. it was a great fucking time. pretty much every guys fantasy is to have a 3sum with hot ass twins. I really fucked up though because my fiance is the best, if I woulda told her I had some hot twins dtf she woulda joined in to because she loves this kinda shit. kinda want to kms because I know I'm gonna lose the best thing to ever happen to me.

I regularly think about fucking a horse, I have access and am close friends with a guy who has horses who's casually mentioned it before, but I can't bring myself to do it.

I'm married and have a kid, and while my wife still likes to fuck I like the idea of having an open invitation to a pussy almost whenever.

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I tried to fuck a dog when I was 14

I pissed in the company water fountain

I unironically enjoyed the Bing Bong Theory for a period of time...

...I should be executed.

the 1st time I smoked weed was in grade 7 with a friend from school. things turned gay. he blew me, and I fucked him in the ass. my first sexual encounter was with a guy. I'm soo ashamed and Im extremely homophobic now. fuck I really wish I hadn't remembered all this. I want to die

Got any nudes of these twins?

Same. First like three seasons were good

these are all me.
btw, my fiance is an ex porn star.
I'm realizing now that I'm pretty fucked in the head when it comes to sex. at least I'm not a fucking pedophile.

Tried posting a thread of the almighty Moot but hiroshimoot cucked me

I was somewhat happy my 40yo uncle died because he didn't like me. But I was still the only one in the church who cried.

I think I lost feelings

sorry user. I have no wins. no pictures at all actually. had to delete them all in a hurry before my fiance could go through my phone and didn't have time to back them up. they are a solid 8/10 though

Why didn't he like you?

Should've saved them on an encrypted sd card. She never would've seen them.

Yeah, I liked the first three seasons but thought Season 4 onwards was bad.

I raped a 13 year old girl behind a dumpster when I was 24

I still browse Yea Forums even if its a cesspit of russian agitprop and faggot cum.

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Because I'm gay LOL
Nah just kidding, dont wanna talk about it

when I was a kid. whenever I shit in a public restroom, I would hold some tp under my bum and catch the poo and draw pictures all over the walls with it

But was the pussy good?

Showed up to my old high school blacked out on Xans to talk to my old teachers like a retard.

she knew I was at the bar that night, and didn't come home. she ended up going through my phone. wouldn't an encrypted sd only stop her from seeing them on say a pc?

Cringe

I'm wanted for violently sexual crimes on all 7 continents.

I fucked a penguin.

Some would ask why, but a few would ask why not. Keep those people with you.

You'd only be able to see the pics on a smartphone if you put in the correct password for the phone. Everything else would be unviewable. Kingston has encrypted usb drives. You should look into getting one of those.

Nigger detected

I know dude, fucking stupid. No idea why I thought it would be a good idea.

nice dubs.
she knows the password to my phone. we don't hide shit from each other (aside from this).
is there a way to just hide certain pics in my phone?

You could buy a cheap smartphone, not tell her about it, and only use it for porn. She might find it eventually though.

dubs again you fucking fuck. guess I gotta try that now. dubs idea is WINRAR

Or! And hear me out, you cannot tell her and continue shit as normal.

Currently debating whether or not to meet and fuck my ex's hot 16 year old (legal) sister. Always gets in touch with me but I can't be bothered with any drama that might come of it. Plus the women in her family are super fertile and always have a bunch of kids young. Annoys me because when I'm drunk and horny there's nothing else I'd rather do than clap those cheeks man

that's what im trying to do, but she knows ppl that know these twins, and knows the owner of the bar I'm at. I'm just hoping she doesn't pursue this any further because she could very easily find out. wish me luck user

that's rad! a badge of honor bro

cool story that never happened. its past ur bedtime now

Do it dude, just don't come inside it's not that hard

lmao. no, but it's time to go to the bar. with my fiance this time. just browsing waiting on her to get ready

I love fruit snacks. Please help me. I just cant stop eating Welchs fruit snacks.

no
faggit.