H-happy Springtime Anonymous!
I hope you h-had a great winter, but n-now it's time for another season of Cooking with Alice3D!
I've got a g-great home cooked meal for you today, so come f-feel the love Anonymous
H-happy Springtime Anonymous!
Connor Baker
Other urls found in this thread:
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
youtube.com
vocaroo.com
vaughn.live
twitter.com
Justin Torres
S-silly me, forgot my voice: vocaroo.com
L-love you Anonymous~
Jacob Brooks
Hey, Alice. I love you.
Isaiah Barnes
L-love you too
Elijah Moore
Whoa buddy, you're still alive!
Oliver Martin
That'll be a tough sell since I'm not usually a fan of brownies.
Kevin Long
T-that's me! I'm the Alive Alice
Hudson Ramirez
i got a great home cooked meal called a cock meat sandwhich you can eat
Chase Wilson
Ok i'll bite, will you make soft shell tacos?
Luke Martinez
Missed these threads
Gavin Cox
wowowowwowowow!!!!!!!
Michael Morris
Fuck, you angel.
Had my life in ruins because I was being a douche and you told me just that (and recommended therapy).
In a year, gf is back, mad mom is controlled.
Thanks.
And missed you.
Nicholas Gonzalez
Welcome back to life then. Nice shirt too.
Also sex is pretty good, how are these brownies going to top them? Is there weed in the batter?
Evan Diaz
I'm h-happy to be back
Andrew Cooper
make good alice foods
silly mexican
Caleb Roberts
You look elegant af. Posting in the most blessed thread of 2019.
Julian Johnson
Ayden Gray
Alright everyone, t-this one is pretty easy
Colton Gonzalez
Hell yeah. Meanwhile, I discovered the joy of amanita muscaria. Now, the brownies?!
John Sullivan
Just dropping by to say hello.
Landon Brown
They practically make themselves.
Cameron James
I don't know what this is but I'm gonna have fun
Logan Garcia
Good to have Alice back.
Chase Bell
N-nice to see you Duke!
We'll get to it, we'll get to it
Dylan Brooks
I love brownies but if they're ever better than sex you've been doing something wrong.
Joseph Williams
Bitch show me that ass. And don't tuck your penis.
Ethan Parker
Wow, your hands work just like a person's in this one.
Nathan Cruz
Hi Alice! CC here!
Still sick, but now I've got the weekend to rest up~ I'll be lurking for the delicious brownies
Isaac Garcia
G-good to be back, my love
Owen Hill
You are a trap unless you prove otherwise.
Evan White
Chase Peterson
You alright d-darling?
S-sorry, argument from assertion isn't v-very compelling
Kayden Reyes
rawr comfy alice thread . lurking
Daniel Williams
The only trap you have to worry about is your own delusions.
Ayden Ramirez
Robert Thompson
You too, are also a trap until you prove otherwise. Prove that you're not a trap, right now I say.
Logan Mitchell
I'll be fine, just a head cold
Matthew Clark
Raw cookie dough really has no business being as delicious as it is.
Austin Taylor
F-feel better love
Henry Martinez
oh lord h-h-how I've m-missed you
Camden Miller
Frustrated trap is frustrated
James Gonzalez
can't i just eat the cookie dough?
Christopher Smith
Your finger tips are oddly pink in this one.
Logan Edwards
Your fingers are beautiful
Jason Lopez
*huggles tight* I m-missed you too
Oliver Gonzalez
kek
Carson Martinez
Christian Hall
It takes more than that to frustrate her and she's not a trap.
Why are you creepily commenting on her fingers? That's my job.
Mason Green
Post dick
Camden Turner
next step: we line the pan with oreos! Yum!
Charles White
Eli Stewart
Alice, haven't seen you in a long time, great to see you again! And if no one told you they love you today Alice, let me say that I love you
Jaxson Roberts
Not funny. Beautiful. Long, elegant.
You and the horse you rode in on.
Jose Ortiz
Typical American~
Jason Phillips
i like that you picked up exactly one too few oreos to finish it and were confused for a second
Christopher Watson
Oreos are actually not that good.
Cameron Peterson
I l-love you much more!
B-BECAUSE IT IS SPACE BUTTER
which is naturally purple.
Jackson Allen
MEGAYUM! This is the sort of knowledge that makes the world a better place.
Jacob Bailey
Kayden James
T-that oreo didn't make the cut.
Hm?
T-TAKE THAT BACK HEATHEN
Alexander Thomas
yo can you make me a life?
or atleast diversify your faggotry and make some bomb weed recipes? your vagina is only going to get you so far my gal
Ryder Wood
This thread is blessed. I want you to be blessed too, user, no matter what you're going through.
Wyatt Butler
There's nothing better than an Alice thread!
Mason Morales
M-make you a life? D-don't you have one? I'm t-talking to you after all
Andrew Sanders
this is a good thread bump
Tyler Brooks
hey alice its me your friend on steam
are you gonna make weed brownies for 420 day?
Angel Rogers
Nathan Hill
W-what, for Hitlers Birthday?! W-what am I, a nazi?
Anthony Phillips
Okay, l-let's mix up the brownie mix.
First, two eggs, cracked into a small seperate dish.
I c-can do this...I've got this...
Daniel Cox
Hey Alice...glad to see you back.
I really want to eat some good brownies, but my oven is one of those old models that you can't really preheat haha. They just...have a start ignite button. Is there anything I can do?
Logan King
Yes.
Chase Jackson
This is a perfect thing for when you need to take something to work to share. Easy, can't screw it up, and a little elevated from the typical plain brownie or cookie. Or when the girl invites you over for dinner, you offer to bring dessert. She sees it's homemade, you look pretty good.
Levi Bennett
Carter Scott
hitler isn't the only one with a birthday on weed day, you know.
he didn't even technically do anything illegal since he was the ruler of his country and therefore could make the laws.
Juan Davis
>I c-can do this...I've got this...
It's okay. Even I don't crack eggs perfectly. And my hands aren't even fucked up or anything.
Robert Davis
What on earth is an oven that *can't preheat*? You can't turn it on and wait ten minutes maximum for it to reach the temperature you set? What kind of oven is that non-functional?
Oliver Powell
J-just leave it on for 5-10 minutes before putting it in
Carter Fisher
it basically just keeps heating once you turn it on and keeps going until it hits the maximum temperature. theres no option to set a temp.
Isaiah Johnson
>he didn't even technically do anything illegal
Yeah because that's what people are concerned with. The legality of his actions.
Liam Gutierrez
ITS FUCCKING SPACE OIL
Jaxson Cooper
do you not have a scale, my dude? mass is the far superior way to measure all baking components.
Landon Stewart
Sweet laminar flow toots
Jesus, that's ridiculous, how do you even cook anything without it burning? Especially anything that wants a longer cook time?
Luis Baker
spaaaaaace
W-wow, what's wrong w-with you then?
IT H-HAD A COLOR BUT I CHROMA KEYED IT OUT
I p-prefer to eye ball it
Isaiah Bell
two very strong men with large fans constantly blow the extra hot air away
Robert Walker
>W-wow, what's wrong w-with you then?
You know we don't have the time to get into that here.
David Scott
Make synthwave dungeon soundtrack plz!
Hunter Nelson
Alright s-so, this shouldn't be hard to understand, b-but I made TWO loooong videos of me mixing this because I thought I d-did such a good job.
Enjoy!
Tyler Young
that's how they did it until around the 1970's. check old cookbooks. generally people would turn them to max, turn it off, and cook things during the cooldown period. ovens insulate really well so they will stay hot, but at the time there just wasn't the technology to set a temperature.
Josiah Sanchez
Hey Alice have you tried Sekiro yet?
Grayson Brown
HNNNN MIX THAT SHIT TILL IT'S TOTALLY MIXED IN AND LOOKS TASTY
Elijah Gutierrez
you was at da club
bottoms up when i first met you
Ethan Evans
That's.. pretty hardcore, but makes sense. If they stay insulated enough then there'll be little issue, I'm just used to ones that let heat out in no time at all, makes it impossible to check on things actively cooking..
Surprised there's still many of them about, but I suppose there's stranger things out there- large amount of my country still uses coin metres for utilities.
John Evans
nw if it helps we are all fked one was or another
Luke Bailey
N-not yet! But here is h-how I will look when I do!
Sebastian Robinson
Yeah, I know. I'd go to Alice if I had an actual problem.
I was just making a joke about how fucked up I am. But it's not fucking me up right now.
Lincoln Kelly
youtube.com
Owen Ramirez
missed you alice, hope your happy
Jack Martinez
I am filled with regrets.
Lucas Edwards
N-now drown those oreos in brownie mix! Really get it in there~! You can do it Anonymous! G-go for the brownie mixing olympic gold!
Jordan Thompson
clutz!
Owen Clark
Where did your fridge go
Jayden Clark
Is that an engagement ring???
Christopher Hall
i am filled with happiness
Jaxson Taylor
I shoot everything in f-front of a green screen now
Isaac Perry
Yes, we and Alice are engaged to be wed. Truly this is a joyous day.
Julian James
*Comes out of hiding* Ok Alice. Please have a seat. I have to ask you a few questions if you don't mind. *Pulls out transcript*
Cameron Davis
>al-alice?... dat you?...
Jack Bell
Levi Watson
nod she rocks and good for you . enjoy comfy thread that is alice´s universe
Ryan King
Carson Clark
it's not too crazy if you imagine that at one point, people used actual wood-burning ovens. the switching technology didn't reach the consumer market until, coincidentally, discoveries during the veitnam war made it possible to do.
most old cookbooks don't even have oven settings listed, people would determine the temperature by how long it would take a pot of water in the oven to reach full boil. part of why baking was considered such a difficult and labor intensive style of cooking.
Aiden Robinson
>good for you
...? I'm not sure what in my post was good for me but thanks?
Jacob Lopez
alice can you do an impression of yoda for me it's just like.. a thing i like. it's not sexual it's just a thing i enjoy.
Juan Collins
>But it's not fucking me up right now.
That part ?
Nicholas Phillips
I need not wish, for you already willingly enslave yourself for others. Is that not a marriage? Is anonymous not the deadbeat husband that the statistics warned of?
Cameron Cruz
Alright Anonymous, you c-cook this at 350 degrees for around 30 to 45 minutes.
After 30 minutes, check it with a tooth pick: if you can insert the toothpick and it comes out dry, it's good to go!
How does it look, Anonymous?
Cooper Mitchell
So what's with the engagement ring?
Parker Sullivan
Oh, I don't expect that to last.
Elijah Thomas
Jaxson Thompson
Not very good, tbh. Might taste good tho
Camden Bailey
>How does it look, Anonymous?
I'd...try it?
Julian Thompson
dat laugh . kek
Parker Ortiz
make a cheesecake next time. be sure to use a bain marie so it doesn't crack
David Jenkins
lolol
It's v-very tasty
Jayden Baker
T-that's a bit too rich for Anonymous
Kevin Hill
listen here you fucker i made a cheesecake in my dorm's kitchen using a casserole dish filled with water. it's not hard.
Joshua Jones
I s-said rich, not hard. N-now settle down.
Cooper Allen
its made w/ love and taste prolly good . who cares how it looks
Liam Ramirez
what movie magic is this?
Ryan Williams
cross section, alice!
Chase Howard
Cut that shit open. Let's see inside
Hudson Cruz
I mean presentation matters...if it looks like shit, it's less appetizing. Sure, taste matters most, but still...
Ian Collins
yea true that
Aaron Walker
when's the high-brow season of alice_cooks coming out? I want to see sous-vide steaks. I want to see lobster thermidor.
Grayson Bennett
Let's see a slice of it in all its cross-sectional glory!
Noah Torres
The point is to make things Anonymous can make.
You can't set the bar too high or he can't crawl over it.
Caleb Morgan
flatty
Bentley Wright
This is so much better then hospital food.
Julian Cox
No it doesn't. Taste matters. This is Yea Forums.
S-sadly, I dropped it.
ALRIGHT W-WELL SMOOTHING RIGHT OVER THAT, THAT WAS THE COOKING SHOW FOR THIS WEEK
Join m-me again next week on Friday at 8PM EDT
Bentley Campbell
typical limp wristed librul
Juan Parker
>No cross section shot
My night is ruined
Noah Mitchell
>Patema Inverted
Oh wow, it's one I've actually seen before.
Luis Gomez
>S-sadly, I dropped it.
how do you fuck up birth?
Henry Moore
Is good!
S-sorry!
I'm a g-girl, of course my wrist is limp.
Daniel Phillips
N-not sure I understand.
Christian Nguyen
meep ty for the fun! was nice catching u again
Cooper Thompson
W-wuv
Aaron Ramirez
Would you mind green screening the fridge in?
Landon Flores
It feels weird to see an Alice thread with virtually no trolling.
It's like I don't belong here if there's no one to argue with.
Nathan White
I'm saving this thread.
They look like this on the inside.
You are all welcome.
Levi Nelson
Reminder to have a good evening and to always find some free time for a good bath or anything relaxing.
Samuel Morgan
W-what?
D-don't worry, there's some on /bant/!
Noh, come watch anime w-with the Alice
Ayden Jenkins
is that ..... a fridge fetish ? ..
Zachary Scott
Just a thought. It's a nice fridge. It adds character to the cosmos
Henry Harris
no, come watch avater the laste airbender with me
Jackson Hernandez
so this is a man right? I mean its ok if she is
Camden Hernandez
youre" wrong bro,
Henry Hall
It would be fine if Alice was a man, a transwoman or transman. Or anything else. But she's none of those things.
Alice is biologically female. I hope I made this clear enough for you.
Jacob Thompson
I'm n-not, sorry
Camden Bennett
welp
Brayden Bennett
I would be glad to,
But sadly Friday is the least appropriate day to stay up all night for me.
Brayden Davis
are you guys absolutely sure? I think I can tell these things
Aiden Morgan
I'm as sure as I need to be.
It's not like you're going to be fucking Alice so why would you need more than her word on this?
Bentley Hughes
I've put my pp in plenty of boipucci so youcan trust me
that's fine
not sure how many episodes we're getting through tonight because im juggling like 3 aniime atm
John Collins
Alice it has been months since your last thread. What happened? Welcome back.
Austin Sanchez
the last time I took somebody's word on this it was a terrible lie
Kayden Cook
I'm FAIRLY SURE t-that I have a vagina, yes.
I can reach down and feel, yep, it's there.
Liam Jones
I w-was sick for a while, sorry
Ryder Scott
well shit nigga iam sry .
kek
wut are u streaming
Adrian Martinez
I assume you missclicked the reply on the first one.
I can keep company but I'm not that much interested into watching new series, actually not watching anything in general since quite some time, but it doesn't hurt to see some new stuff.
Nicholas Sanders
Okay. Alice is female. But let's assume she's lying to you about this. What does that lie really change for you?
You jacked off to a picture of a man? Is that really such a big deal to you?
I'm not saying Alice is a man, she's definitely a woman but even if she's lying about that, it changes nothing for you. There's no reason not to take her word on this.
Alexander Rodriguez
Does that mean everything will go back to normal starting the next week until you get sick again?
David Howard
abater the last airbender
no I'm also the hayasui poster
if you're interested I can DM you the Rabb.it link
my discord is 9734#3319
alice is always streaming some cool stuff so you should check her out too
Parker Rogers
wait yes I misclicked
I'm retarded I'm sorry hello
Andrew Bell
ew no I wouldn't jerk it to alice. it's just she has very masculine wrists and has a certain vibe
Aaron Fisher
>a certain vibe
What does that even mean?
Jordan Reyes
why are you so obsessed about that topic ?
cant speak for anyone else in here but i dont jack off to other guys pics, prefer female. doesnt mean i care if anyone does . whatever rocks your boat. alice has been visiting here for quite awhile now . how new are u
Xavier Parker
big dick energy
Ian Phillips
and alice is also a biological female, so...
Grayson Ward
Oh, she definitely has that.
Jaxon Bennett
I'm not calling you a liar but I just don't believe you
Isaiah Hall
Saving this on a tab
Currently trying to sleep off a kilo of Peanut butter and a couple zops
So happy that your around still Alice
Adam Gutierrez
Alice, I used to shitpost in your threads. But this past hiatus of yours made me realize that I missed you. Yea Forums is only that much worse without you.
Daniel Ortiz
Daily reminder that Alice is a man.
Camden Barnes
I FUCKIGN KNEW IT
Jackson Walker
i dont visit these threads to jerk . comfy thread is comfy .
William Carter
These fucking orbiters that come around every time Alice is here.
Nolan Turner
Glad you’re back.
Bentley Morgan
I'm n-not, but okay.
F-feel free to not believe. You are only d-deluding yourself.
You d-don't know jack.
G-good to be back
Adam Stewart
I honestly don't blame you if you never come back. Yea Forums is a lost cause I'm afraid.
Ian Lee
I know you won't break character but your secret is safe with me
Wyatt Evans
I'll b-be back here Friday
Jonathan Rodriguez
Kek'd
William Sullivan
>getting butt-blasted for being called out
Matthew Jenkins
just asserting something isnt calling someone out user
Jaxon Young
I can assure you, Alice really doesn't care.
Josiah Cook
its ok user, she's right I do have a very lumpy skull from my childhood, the only person who can tell is my barber
Gabriel Edwards
kek
Wyatt Cox
Big Think.
Benjamin Robinson
are you streaming anime regulary ?
Aiden Long
yep!
Jeremiah Stewart
thehotbox ? or something else
Isaiah Moore
Adrian Lee
thanks