First hand blowjob experiences. Preferably, something interesting. GO!!!

>be me 1997.jpg
>dawn of the internet
>meet IRL a chick that chatted me up on mIRC
>turns out to be 29yo horny piece of ass luckofthedraw.exe
>drive around for a bit. end up going to my place. minor chit chat.
>start making out. start rubbing body parts. belt comes off.
>she expertly took out my cock and with the care and dexterity of a seasoned cock wrangler, swallowed me down to the shaft and alternated between hand squeeze/rubs and oral.
>didn't cum then - proceeded to eat her out, fuck and then nutted in her mouth.
>fucked every night thereafter for 6 weeks until she left for a job abroad.
>I'm 43 - she'd be 50 now. I still would fuck her if I found her again.

>Me and my best friend been friends since 7 y/o
>as we got older friend would show more feminine traits (never into sports, never talked about girls)
>never cared how my friend acted
>I was an overly horny teen(jerking off almost everyday)
>best friend would stay over my house pretty often
>one night friend stays over and we stay up late playing video games and shit
>friend tells me he has something to tell me
>"what?"
>"I think I'm gay user"
>I figured but acted surprised
>"why do you think that?"
>friend tells me he doesn't find girls attractive and thinks guys are cute.
>tell my friend he needs to see if you actually likes guys
>friend says he's scared to try and find other gay guys because he doesn't want to be judges.
>being the horny teen I thought of a plan
>"I'm not gay user but we've been friends for a long time and I want to help you"
>'I can let you play with my dick and you can see if you like it"
>Friend is still kind of hesitant but I tell him I want to hep you

>user was 16
>younger sissy cousin was 14
>younger cousin saw user showering and expressed size admiration
>user tells cousin he could touch it
>cousin touches it and it gets even bigger
>uncle walks into the room and notices younger cousin inside shower
> sees me getting hand job by his son
>yells at us and takes cousin
>forbidden to be around each other for 1 year
>fast forward 1 year cousin sneaks into our house
>sucks my dick
>tried anal but he cried
>after him sneaking in 4 times he learned to relax and I fucked his Ass wild
>left country never saw him again
>messages me about craving my cock since last year and that he wants me to come back and duck him for his 16th birthday
>told him that's impossible since I'm an adult now and he's still a minor.

Noice

>Be me
>Exchange student in fucking Japan
>Pick up girl from motherfucking MONGOLIA
>Proceed to seduce her
>going down on her
>her pussy smells worse than a corpse
>she stops my tongue 2 centimeters from her clit.
>OK.tiff
>She tries to suck me
>Her first time.jpg
>I would rather stand in line at the immigration office.exe
>Proceed to fuck her
>She spreads the info around the campus that I am great in bed (only white east european in an all jap campus)
>Then she tells me she has chlamydia and that is why her pussy smelled like a pet grave
>Luckily my drunkbrain was on autopilot and I used a condom
>1 week later, STD doc says I am clean

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Older women do know how to please a cock.
I sorta dated some crazy older women who lived next door. everyone asked why are you with her?
Because every morning she would give me the best head i have ever got and swallow. Right after making me coffee and breakfast.

and that you probably have a boyfriend now that fucks you in the ass on the regular

Which country ar you from?

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>Finally convince friend that I am just trying to help
>friend agrees
>I hop up on my bed and take my shorts off
>my friend stands next to the bed and reaches for my dick
>my friend starts to slowly jerk me off
>Tell my friend that it feels really good
>friend gets happy that he's actually good
>he starts jerking faster
>can't last long from having someone other than me touch dick
>blow my load on my friends hand
>tell my friend how good it felt
>he says he enjoyed playing with a dick
>tell my friend that he can play with my mine anytime
>friend hugs me and thanks me for being a great friend

For about the next 2 years my friend would give me handjobs and blowjobs

Nah absolutely straight now for some reason, only enjoyed fuckin the little fag and never older guys... Can't go back to that now because of the whole peso shut... Been through 3 girlfriends

Syria

Dude, being gay is awesome. Being hetero is so stressful. You always have to impress and seduce members of a basically different species. Scary and stressful.

I hope things work out for you user. I heard that ISIS is pretty much fucked in Syria. Good luck.

Has it occurred, to both of you, that you're huge faggots?

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I am completely straight. I just want to face a ripped guy with a huge dick and I want to gobble his cock as far as I can take it before fainting. And then I want to stroke it while keeping the head of the dick resting on my tongue and then feel the hot white viscous paste spraying across my lips and face. Also I am straight.

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denial - look it up

I am pretty sure, you qualify as gay

I turned 14 or 15 (shit memory) like 3 days before this happened, I was in NYC visiting some friends and she decided to take me to her boyfriends grad party, we hung out for a while and this girl who was also graduating was hella flirty all night long, legit saying she was straight up gonna fuck me, later we put on a dumb netflix movie and turned of the lights, we put up some blankets and pillows to block view from the couple on the other couch, and she just pulled down my pants and started jerking me off, went on for 40 minutes before her ride showed up, she had me walk her out, I kissed her and grabbed her ass. She left and I never saw her again

my first bj was with my guy friend who I've known from age 8
>17 he was 20
>we were sleeping really close together because there was a lot of people at my house and we were both drunk in my room
>always wake up super hard
>pokes his back cus we rolled over near each other
>jerks me off after realizing what was touching him
>alone in my room
>starts his first ever bj
>I'm still drunk
>remember scene from iron giant
>think What you currently have IN YOUR MOUTH! IS ART!!
>force myself not to start laughing like a crazy person
>came hard
the end

>user's friend, since you're struggling with your gayness, you can use me to experiment, but just in case, I'm straight
>no homo

>hella flirty
>hella
you sound like a retard

must not be too good with her hand if after 40min you never came. maybe you're just into guys. something to think about

She had to be subtle about it or some shit but she went reeeeeeaaaaaaal slow and clumsily, but yeah Im bi

Your mother's ancestors are retarded

It wasn't until my 4th 'proper' i.e. having-sex gf, at the age of 22, that I got a really good bj. I'd had good ones, but the difference between a good one and a really good one is out of this world, mind blowing.

>>think What you currently have IN YOUR MOUTH! IS ART!!
Today, Yea Forums did not disappoint.

maybe so. maybe your's too. You still sound retarded.

When i was a senior in high school there was this teeny tiny little freshman girl who developed a crush on me. Long story short, we get to talking about fooling around one day and she decides to come over with the explicit intent of us going down on each other. She's the only girl who's ever sucked my cock before even kissing me. She was shocked that i kissed her afterwards because she was worried I wasnt into her like that (but she'd still come to my house to suck me off...)

Probably one of the most innocent and sluttiest things I've experienced.

yeah think I can visit there again

stop shilling your shitty discord, this is the fourth thread i've seen you in you fucking faggot

>> be me, 17
>> in High School, Horny as fuck. begin shooting shots at girls. Grew 4 inches junior year to senior year
>> Talk to 7/10 chick in US History class. Phat ass. works at favorite smoothie place
>> We talk. my game is fucking awful. she sends nudes
>> YeahMuthafucka.jpg
>> Notice 4 other numbers on the same picture message. she sent them out to other people at the same time
>> dirtythot.apk
>> confront her, mad as fuck. she's super concerned I'm gonna tell whole school. offers to come over after work next day
>> Next day. she pulls up in smoothie shop outfit. wearing see through leggings.
>> it'sgoingdown.exe
>> got my first BJ (awful but she did wondering if she got better at BJs

part 2
what I meant to say just now was
>> Awful bj but she did it with passion is
>> I play with her ass. super phat. has some butt acne but butt hole is clean so can't complain
>> get to fucking
>> realize I'm getting first BJ and losing my virginity at the same MF time
>> DemiGodHasSurfaced.gif
>> Awful pussy. can't ride for shit. can't twerk. I do all work
>> next day at school I don't tell anyone I fuck but tell everyone about mass nude text. send nudes to boys. she hates me to this day