So what are you up to tonight on this lonely friday Yea Forums? And most importantly, what kind of beverege/drug are you consuming? Let me share one of my many stories. Share your far-from-sober-stories.
Since OP is a faggot I'll start.
>about 4 months ago >me and friend going out on a local consert in Malmö (sweden's "multiculture dream" >anyways, been poppin a few benzos at his house >keep downing benzo after benzo >practically begging my friend to suck his dick to give me a few of his >he does >from this moment i cant recall a single thing other than being escorted out by guards and put in police custody >according to my friend i've been drooling and spilling alcohol all over the place >wake up next morning on a yellow mattress with no clothes on >sign a few documents and head out in borrowed clothes, still far from sober >hop on buss, after a while feel that im a bit sore in my rectum-area >arrive at destination where i parked my car >hop in my car and start driving, feeling more and more sore for each minute passing >dose of, hit a concrete sidewalk and burst my tire >keep driving until im home >fall asleep with a still very sore asshole >wake up a few ours later, feel great stinging pain >tfw when i probably go anal raped yet still cant remember anything from that evening, with the exception of a few blurry memories and my firends stories
Damn, that combo sounds tasty af. Personally i love beverages with a hint of coffee. Spanish coffee being a new found love
Easton Parker
Yeah Coffee stouts are amazing there are also some really good dessert beers out there too like Sweet Baby Jesus which is a chocolate peanut butter porter and they have a coffee varation of it too called Sweet Baby Java by DuClaw
Isaiah Roberts
tomorrow though i'm going to go in a different direction and have Pretty Lights a Belgian Tripel Ale with cranberry by Around the Bend Beer Co
Ok, might as well share another benzo-involved story.
>hanging out with same pre-mentioned friend >we had ordered about 100 benzos to split >drinking at my apartment, popping benzo after benzo >his parents calls >say they have to meet up because of some bullshit excuse >too drunk to realise they were setting up a devious cunty plan >they drive aprox. 200 km >eventually knock on my apartment door >he stands in the hallway trying to keep them from breaching in >im practically passed out drooling on the living room-table >his brother makes an excuse to "loan the bathroom" >sees me passed out, and probably realise my friend is also shit-faced out of his mind >force my friend to come with them >wake up 2 days later not remembering a single thing >had my roommate (not the same friend im talking about), who was sober tell me everything that happened >eventually they decide to call my mother about the events >bitch is batch shit insane, has always been >forces me to piss regularly >tfw i cant use drugs or ill get disowned by whole traditional family and wont be able to visit my beloved little sister who is 5 years old
Apologizing if the stories are a bit fuzzy im not very sober atm.
Btw, what are your favourite drugs? Personally i prefer mdma, but cant use it too often since it takes the charm out of it.
Nathaniel Harris
I don't really do much, i like some opioids on occasion and i smoke some weed on occasion but very rarely because it makes me paranoid these days. I've done some hallucinogens in the past but those are also on very special occasions.
Nolan Barnes
Flat tire is pretty damn good
Asher Reed
Damn, it looks tasty asf. Too bad i live in socialis Sweden where the government has state-monopoly on all kinds of alcohol-induced beverages. Not too much to choose between, always the same shit
I feel you bro. I've tried a few hallucinogens but i always tend to have really bad experiences. Nowadays i stick to weed, alcohol and mdma on special occasions. I'd really love to visit Tomorrowland or some other house/techno/hardstyle festival, but always been living on shit income, basically state-funded loan and benefits, which is pretty chill since the interest rate is practically the best you can get in Sweden.
Nolan Reyes
Oh, and the occasional opioid. I get it prescribed from my local physician which is pretty dope. They're called "Palexia" and the active substance is "Tapentadol". If I take too many i tend to hallucinate. Very nice with a mix of weed tho
Landon Morris
Favourite combo is a couple of weak beers, say half a gram of vaped bud, 200mg of Codiene w/ 100mg of promethazine and 0.5/1mg of alprazolam. In that order. It's the sex. Just don't forget to breathe every now and then..
Zachary Perez
Damn. Isn't it deadly to mix opioids w/ alcohol? Together with benzos it sounds even more severe. I've popped a few tramadol, grindend and sniffed them after a night out with pre-mentioned friend. He lost a couple of random belongings that night; lost his phone, one of his shoes and also one of his dental plates for some reason
Gonna hit some lsd tomorrow with my Mexican friend
Wyatt Ward
Super deadly at high doses but I haven't been scared at that dosage before, I've never had trouble redosing with benzos but I see how that could be an issue lol
Mandy and ket are fun every few months too. Speed when I've got too much cleaning to do. I like my drugs to serve a purpose most of the time lol
Jason Lewis
Wat there's no like import stuff? Like i used to get stuff from iceland all the time.
Nathan Cook
Yes sometimes they add a few new items to the store. But it's practically same shit and expensive asf. Its popular for swedes to take a trip to germany/denmark and stock up on insane amounts of alcohol tho
Owen Price
Ah that's unfortunate to hear. Luckily I like liquor more, fancy beer can get pricey depending on where you go here.
The part of Fable 3 when wandering through the Auroran desert after losing Walter is one of my favourite experiences in gaming. The soundtrack "Desert" by russel shaw is amazing
Robert Wood
I'll keep that in mind, it'll be my first playthrough
hey Yea Forums doing good wish I could get the motivation to hit the gym sometime getting fat on beers atm hope yall are doing well gonna black some black ops 4 then maybe fallout 76 please no bully if anyone recomend a game that is strategy im getting tired of simple games
Do you have dysgraphia too? Darkest Dungeon is pretty good.
Jose Moore
nah I'm just a lazy hill billy
Jeremiah Thomas
Frogs
Ayden Powell
Fortnite
Liam White
its too hard
Henry Torres
I cant build fast
Charles Ramirez
Mad props
Aiden Lee
what does mad props mean you like that I cant build fast?
Jose Adams
this happened only like a week ago and still havent heard anything from the host anyway
>be me >at a farewell party >talking with a qt 3.141 most of the night >laying on the bed having the life talk >feel a gargantuan grogan welling up in my ass >excuse myself and tell her ill be back >in the toilet squeezing him out >listening to people talking about weird things they do to sleep at night down the hall >"I rub my fingers against my back so it feels like im being cuddled" >tfw later found out it was my friend who I came with that said that >after spying and listening shits done >go to wipe my ass >no toilet paper >pic related >fuckfuckfuckfuck >spot the girl hosting the parties diary >it has to be done >grab it, literally RIP IT OPEN >reading this diary while I tear pages to cleanse my asshole >wiping my ass with literal pages from this girls diary >half the pages are gone when im finished >hide the diary somewhere that it wont be found until the parties over >walk back out and continue as if nothing happened
