No rekt thread? rekt thread. post shit thats actually funny not just gore

no rekt thread? rekt thread. post shit thats actually funny not just gore

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this one is amazing

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>post shit thats actually funny not just gore
can't you read?

For real. How DARE you improve this thread?

I bet you NEVER lost a loved one. How the fuck can you think it's funny to watch people suffer and go through severe pain and even death? Just imagine their loved ones if they saw some of this shit, having to watch them cry and beg for life and for the pain to stop.

I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK

Never coming back to this website AGAIN

you have the ones where they use a captured iraqi M1 abrams tank to kill prisoners?

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I remember this.

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Story?

Some kind of ritual what kind i have no clue but nonetheless its retarded

Getting lunch in africa

That's a Tibetan sky burial, a Buddhist burial rite in that part of the world. When you die, they cut you up and place your body on a stone mound for carrion birds to eat. Helps with reincarnation.

Bye then. We'll miss you.

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I'd miss the bj's but I could live with that.

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lmao go back to instagram and reddit, moralfag

What a stupid asshole.

Wow.. the perfect woman! Tits, ass, pussy, and no head! NO MORE BITCHING, complaining, or drama ever again! I would marry her!!

Is it bad to always try and find these threads whenever I come to Yea Forums

I mean, i agree, but why the fuck are you even here if you knew it was bad?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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looks like it might be a tibetan sky burial. they often cut the meat from the corpses and feed it to animals like birds

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ah, someone beat me to it

And feeds the birds! i approve of this

I always wondered if he felt them stomping on his micro penis

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I can smell this image

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What's it smell of?

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God I love Katee she's so fucking hot

Dick move.

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10/10 titties

Its china time!!!!

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That pisses me off

That sounds kinda rad in a weird way, like the way you can have your ashes help grow a tree

Later nigger

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>Post shit that's actually funny not just gore

Bug people. Every fucking time. It's a wonder any of them manage to survive ever.

Again, insectoids. Fuck!

Ha! Perfect.

retard: that's a (bad) photoshop and been known as such for a long time

maybe even try some common sense

More bug people.

>Alright, imma bout to head out for cock and ball torture

wtf, what's that?

Finally. Superlurk here. Been lurking for about 3 years now. Rekt is becoming rare, make this worth it

Yeah but birds get a taste for human flesh instead

Bhuddists believe that the dead body is essentially worthless. It has no spirit. It only makes sense to use it as raw material to benefit the life that remains.

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I net the day before, the water level was a little higher.

Why would that bullet ricochet on his head?

kill yourself rude cunt

Fucking cats. Keked.

the ground's too hard for burial and wood is too precious to burn a corpse. this was and mybe still is a necessity. you dumb shit.

Fake and gay.

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How can you tell that's been shopped?

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because he frequents rekt like a faggot

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Why tho?

i hope that dumbfuck lost his balls. his kind doesn't need to breed.

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that's just revenge for the Great Emu War of 1932. they've had it coming for a long time.

Is there a reason you felt inclined to add "you dumb shit" to that?

I actually read about the Sky Burial ritual and wrote what I learned about right here to benefit you fuckers. It has nothing to do with the hardness of the ground and rarity of wood.

Why not try fucking learning shit first?

Stop wasting posts arguing about the videos. Moar rekt please

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What's that wondrous thing?

This but unironically

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Anyone has the original?

This made me kek pretty hard

Freaky.

I saw this pasta in the rekt thread two days ago. Still can't believe so many shits fell for it.

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Vader...Lord Vader...can you hear me?

A crusher by Haarslev industries.

Seriously?

1. Because you can clearly see the body is not that of a dog.
2. Because there is no bone that runs ventral medially in a canine.
3. Because the head is completely intact and completely undisturbed yet the body is completely picked clean. This never happens.
4. Because the dog is still standing. Dead dog or eaten dog = dog lying down.
5. Because that carcass was picked clean yet there is no remants of guts, blood, fur or anything else below it.
6. Because it is beyond obvious that the body was (badly) shopped in (at the wrong angle, it's off by a good 15 degrees and too short, the rib cage starts much higher and wraps deeper around the vitals) with no care taken to get the lighting right or even blend the edges correctly.

Hint: if you don't photoshop, next time just take one of us more experienced guys' word for it instead of asking stupid follow-up questions.

not him, but srsly?
these are always fake too
get a brain maybe?

>black

That was rough to watch

Check'd and holy fuck. Is this the organ harvesting Alex Jones talked about?

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third world shitholes being third world shitholes

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And he was using it to move... cardboard.

fysics is for fags

>Why tho?
Answer: Niggers

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Death by Blowing. An old why to go.

> obvious shop is obvious
> writes sequel to war and peace
dayum nigga

that, and you're, like, wrong

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Lost.

Yes.

So much old..

Story?

YO SOMEONE POST THAT 2 VID WHERE GUY GETS HIS PENIS CUT OFF BY ANOTHER GUY. PLEASE.

surprisingly he lived, long live the nig

>Helps with reincarnation
no

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Not posting it unless it's funny.

>nigger shoots another nigger in the head
>RUN!!!!!!!!

that's about it.

How does that not fuck up his suspension?

ITS FUNNY YO, GUY GETS PENIS CUT OFF VOLUNTARILY LOL. STUPID GUY. NO PENIS NO FUN. TOP KEKZ

Post something new then, fag.

That's not a ventral bone, that's its leg.
There's another shot in this series where the dog is found lying down, and a guy picks it up.
That is dog anatomy. I'm a vet. What you say about the rib cage is bollocks. The pic is real.

food

SOMEBODY POST DIS VID YO. MUST HAVE

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Might I recommend you delete System32? You seem fairly knowledgeable, and I like you.

I was looking at that trying to figure out WTF he was talking about and I kept thinking "surely he's not talking about that leg...it must be something other than that obvious leg".

serves him right
fucking self-righteous degenerate

no blowjobs...

Didn't he become a vegetable?

Sure thing.

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Fair point, I with draw my previous statement.

When I watched that, the camera quality and shots made it look fake

First time newfag?

it is funny you snowflake cuck

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lmao this is nothing you snowflake cuck

>durr look how many buzzwords I learned while browsing Yea Forums at school today !!1

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Dirty bitch

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That nigger made it on purpose

ARREST ME! I'M RIGHT HERE!
>mmm-kay, if you insist, now be brave, this might sting a little, mmm-kay, are we ready?

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Normally I wtf on these....but i would have absolutely done the same stupid thing.

yeah, the dog somehow died standing straight up just like everything else dies, right?
not huddled up from the cold, not under a tree, just standing there paralyzed by an alien death ray
and then the dog was there through the weather of weeks and being eaten little by little and the animals cleaned up his entrails beneath him and airbrushed the snow clean
but the animals eating him never tipped him over either, and the weather did not affect his head which was ageless head and so the animals decided not to eat any part of the head either

and that is how the dog died

hope this guy gets depressed and offs himself

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FYI, this shopped image has been around for at least 15 years now. It has been proven to be shopped many times, so much that everybody knows this by now and everyone has seen the original.

Dumbass.

Could have very easily gotten trapped in a period of abrupt snowfall and perhaps a sub-zero freeze. Scavengers -- crows and the like -- could have eaten the lower sections as the snow thawed while the rest remained submerged.

Ikr i kept watching like where are they gonna make a stupid mistake, and it happened while i didnt realise he did something wrong. Realistic situations like these are scary af

>bug people

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Anybody got a name or country region.

People like this should be executed

Worst rekt thread ever

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what an hero

should've been aborted

It is now you're here

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was it really that heavy he could get out?

fucking gross

not him, but you are so obviously not a vet
there is no "ventral bone" and he wasn't ventral is a direction and you don't even seem to understand what he was referring to

just so you know, mr. fakevet, this image has been posted on Yea Forums forever and there have been countless threads showing the original and it was in fact faked right here

there also is no "series"
it's a single polaroid shot circa 1980s

you are one special kind of dumb, aren't you

imma vet, lol

Why is the water neon green? Algae?

Story?

This That eaten dog pic is an old and gay fake from back when Yea Forums started.

Trash rekt thread. Someone redeem, new cpu, don't have my files or I'd rescue it

That's not how you take your multi-vitamins, Hamed.

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One ayeg wall, comin up!

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Laughy taffy

Lmfao @ "I'm a vet".
Ok, retard.
It's always the brits that are this retarded, why?

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if he moved quickly no but once its got your legs the weight will pin you down and yer fucked

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D I S G U S T A N G

What was it?

it's me fucking you're mom

>rekt

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What is it?

He won't. He gets to run over Emus.

i can tell by the pixels

lol at this britard

a dog's ribcage doesn't even look like that
like the other user said, those ribs wrap around and down much further and are more forward

not even a good shop, but retard "vet" (brit, typical retard) falls for it

btw, this isn't even about anatomically correct shit, it was one of a bunch of courteous explanations given by the user--but this is about the fact that that is a KNOWN SHOP for many years

the original is all over the place and its been posted so much in trolling threads that most sites banned this lame shit over a decade ago

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the money niqqa, quick, or i fuck yo up

This needs some Fury Road music behind it.

>Shploofefed

This one will forever crack me up

Culling the herd

That's called crowd killing, that'd frequent on the HxC scene

MODS WORK

Yeah dude, people die this way in Grain Silos too, its a fucked way to go.

>ventral bone
>I'm a vet

Fucking capped and saved!
This british lying sack of shit will go down in epic history of being the worst liar on Yea Forums--and commenting about a well known photoshopped image, no less.

LMFAO @ brits!

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If you work with power equipment, you'd understand that this isn't a thing you'd do.

Those forks should've been lowered right after dropping the load in the truck, which was the ultimate cause for the tip over. He was top heavy. Secondly, when you're around power equipment, it quickly wracks in your mind that when something goes wrong, you do what you need to do to stay alive. Fuck the product, fuck the equipment and it sounds messed up, but fuck anyone and everything around you. I've driven forklift for 14 years, seen my share of dismemberment and a few people die, the 2 deaths were operators trying to jump from the lift as it was falling, both times, they got caught by the roof & backhand rail. I tipped once, was a year into driving, hugged the steering wheel and said a fucking prayer... Still lost a pinky, because after the initial slam, I hit the concrete hard as fuck, knocked out, left hand went near the roll cage & Pfft, pinky is flat as fuck.. I don't give a shit about the finger, just happy I didn't fuckin die.. Haven't had an incident since then.. That was my fault, anyway.

Moral is, if there's certain rules, you fuckin follow them. Like forks being 3-7 inches off the ground. & if shit goes sour, do what's safest, even if you cost your company to lose millions... Can always find another job.. Can't find another skull... Lol

>"ventral bone"
>"I'm a vet"

Google search for "ventral bone" . . .

0 hits
It does not exist, Mr. Veterinarian.

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>white people are crazy
Yeah. We’re the fuckin crazy ones while this nigger is doing nigger things on a bus. They should’ve been kept in the back of the bus

The guys already dead. whats the point?
Build the wall. Or this will be you in 5 years.

not gonna lie i hat sucker punching nigs just like any normal human, but these fuckers needed a good punch (or kick) to the face.

You said the N-word that means you're a racist, rascist!

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every woman just cant wait till they get a chance to kill their abusive husband

Moral is dont be blue collar holy fuck

Looks like Wakanda is doing well

Honestly pretty surprised you dont see more of this shit

Canadian natives are the same. Probably worse.

and those people deserve to be beaten up and stomped down by everyone else in the pit

poor cat. Has to live with those retards

I feel the same when some fucker blasts his music in public.

Get uuhm nice and cumfturble

I'm 100% certain this is the way i'll die. Unexpected and out of nowhere in a totally unnecessary and dumb way.

What is this guy a super human carrying two grown ass men one in each arm fakeee as fuck staged by the government to scare

Wasn't her husband

story?

Wtf is that pit for?

jews often have gold teeth

Dad Dick?

are these what they call juggaloos?

That's kinda funny, hopefully they didn't hurt it.

nigga confused if he should go for chinese or japanese food. sprayed him with teriyaki sauce.

>Alex Jones talked about?
delete yourself

>They should’ve been kept in the back of the bus

out of the bus. she needs to loose weight by walking.

groot!

Eheh France

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solid nerve gaz

214 replies. 58 images, most not rekt. Someone start a new one and make it count

He was quoting the other user who said "ventral bone", asshole.

When you spam artillery on a game