Something is wrong with my dog

Something is wrong with my dog

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that's a frog ya dumbass

That's a quail

hahha le epic funny reddit meme
fuck off and die

I think this specific one originated on Yea Forums

he looks like he needs to be dipped in a vat of rocksalt. he more than likely is low on electrolytes.

i’m a veternarian btw.

haha le epic edgy newfag

Hard to tell what you meant at first

But then it hit me hard

It is the lack of tits in this picture

Aren't those kind of toxic to held bare-hands?

To the snail it is.

Our skin is pretty salty thanks to sweat. Poor thing's skin is going to be irritated.

What actual snail is that and do they make OK pets

Giant African snail, they are controlled in most places -aka illegal to own
horrible pet unless you don;t mind it eating 1 cucumber/day and covering everything in slime/dirt.

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They're pretty easy pets.

Illegal in the US though because they can survive in the wild there, and would devastate the ecosystem.

Meanwhile in the UK I collect their thousands of eggs from them and Stick insects that just eat free naturally growing shit and sell them on ebay. enjoy being poorfags with your stupid 1 baby pets

Sell me one cunt, do you ship them to Germany

Go away evil botter

I used to keep them. They reproduce like mad. But, they also require heating, calcium and food. In addition, very few people buy them until they are about 2-3 months old and they only sell for a couple of quid each at that size. So unless you literally have tens of thousands of them in your house, you are still a poor fag.

That's a good slime boy

That's a big hand

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Those cook up very well...
Not being edgy, they have invaded Florida and you can collect them for good eats.

You think thats bad? You should see my goat... he likes to watch me play nintendo

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it's a rabbit snail

That’s gamergirl, fuck off with your bullshit

Playing fetch must be a nightmare.

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