Virgins of Yea Forums. What age are you?

Virgins of Yea Forums. What age are you?
>be me turned 30 today

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not only virgin but poor mentally and economically
>22 yo

you have a long way to go. hit the gym

Do not fret my children. You will ascend to greatness in due time.

>41

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23, doesn’t seem so bad now

Thank you. You give me hope.

Just get money. Get a job or aquire it somehow else. It will literally solve all your other problems. You can afford better food, afford gym membership, afford dates or if all else fails, afford prostitutes.

enjoy your wizard powers

I have a job and earn close to 60K and live in a decent home. But living in a shitty country.

if you want pussy go get some. it's not that hard. if you're ugly and retarded like me find an ugly and retarded girl, dated a chick for half a year who was mega fat and sjw as hell but she cooked me dinner every night and wanted sex any time possible. just find a 1/10 Bros don't die a virgin

Thanks for the advise. That is what I am planning to do. There is a fat chick who is interested in me. What makes it more interesting is that she is looking only for sex

16 lets see how much i stay

retard

must be a fat chick thing, my ex was all for sex too. go for it my dude, it's not as good as nonfat pussy but by God it's still pussy so it's worth fighting for

Happy birthday dude!
26 here.

Stfu

Happy birthday. I turn 23 next week and there's no hope in sight. How do you deal with life as a virgin?

Wtf how. Not to show off, but I have man boobs and am a little chunky yet I've slept with 15 women and went home with a stripper last weekend. What are you doing wrong?

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The only ray of hope I had was that i got a blowjob. Other than that, chronic masturbation

Just buy a hooker and stfu

I am not a white dude unfortunately.

Then you’re not a virgin sorry

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He is right, I have seen the light

>34

fucktard

Jesus, you meatheads need to accept that not every problem in life can be solved by lifting fucking weights.

With that mentality might as well be a virgin 4 life

You're probably just funny/rich.

hail great wizard impart upon us your eldritch abilities.
>great respect for the wizard class glad im not one

Happy bday friend.
I'm 31.

You might be asking yourself "I wonder if after 30 I'll even care about my bdays anymore". This was the first birthday I've had where I honest to fucking god didn't care in the slightest.

28 and a half. It will be worth it once I achieve Wizard status. I chose the path of knowledge over the desires of the flesh.

They think you're flawed. But really it is they who fail to understand your wisdom sir.

Only had sex twice with the same 'tard, but I was drunk, and it was a horrible experience. I still consider myself a virgin, because if I could, I'd forget about this. 22 yo

>chose
Denial won't do any good user

Would it be better if I was an incel? You rather I play that pitty party? Most people in my situation didn't have girls chasing them. To be honest, I didn't believe I deserved it. I let a couple girls go for their sake. I'm an unemployed Wizard in training, you tell me if you were a girl that you'd want to be in a relationship with me now?

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I don't know if I'm a virgin or not. Blacked out a lot during high school and college, waking up in weird places, sometimes with little/missing clothes. Once my dick hurt and had a red mark around the shaft, once my ass hurt, once my jaw was sore.

Oh, and I just turned 32.

59 motherfucker! Time you got over having a small dick and stopped being so fucking Indian

If it's from yor dad it doesn't count

26 but slept with a prostitute which i didn't pay for.

relationships suck i dont understand this mindset that being a virgin or being single sucks because being single is so fucking amazing, dealing with females sucks.

If it was your mom it doesn't count

Story?