Any smooth openings, Yea Forums?
Any smooth openings, Yea Forums?
Hey.
She’s actually kinda cute.
Good day mi'lady. May i engage in sexual intercourse with you?
you want sum fuk
y-yy-you too
“Can I ask you something kind of personal? I know this is kind of soon...”
Get a reply
“Pizza... or tacos“
I’ve tried “Hey” before. It never works or only just gets me one reply.
You are a funny person holy cannoli
>get a reply
send her a GIF of a basketball and say “oh shit my ball rolled in your court mine if I grab it rq?”
Your mom's vagina is a pretty smooth opening
I hate niggers do you?
HA
GOTTTTEEEMMM
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send a dick pic
saying:
ayo, i heard bitches love bones
Lol
>Have you ever seen a man who's dick gets smaller as it gets harder?
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Actually, 'hay' is for horses, but I guess you already knew that
are you a mosque ?
cuz i want to shoot inside you
AAAAAAA
I thought she was captured in the attic? IDK, its been a while since I read the book so I might be misremembering.
I am Nigerian Prince! I can make you richer than your wildest dreams. I just need your phone number.
works 9/10 times
I'd like to enter your smooth opening.
kek