Any smooth openings, Yea Forums?

Any smooth openings, Yea Forums?

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Hey.

She’s actually kinda cute.

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Good day mi'lady. May i engage in sexual intercourse with you?

you want sum fuk

y-yy-you too

“Can I ask you something kind of personal? I know this is kind of soon...”

Get a reply

“Pizza... or tacos“

I’ve tried “Hey” before. It never works or only just gets me one reply.

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You are a funny person holy cannoli

>get a reply

send her a GIF of a basketball and say “oh shit my ball rolled in your court mine if I grab it rq?”

Your mom's vagina is a pretty smooth opening

I hate niggers do you?

HA
GOTTTTEEEMMM

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send a dick pic
saying:

ayo, i heard bitches love bones

Lol

>Have you ever seen a man who's dick gets smaller as it gets harder?

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Actually, 'hay' is for horses, but I guess you already knew that

are you a mosque ?
cuz i want to shoot inside you

AAAAAAA

I thought she was captured in the attic? IDK, its been a while since I read the book so I might be misremembering.

I am Nigerian Prince! I can make you richer than your wildest dreams. I just need your phone number.

works 9/10 times

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I'd like to enter your smooth opening.

kek