Oldfags give tips / advice based on past experiences / mistakes

>oldfags give tips / advice based on past experiences / mistakes.

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Traps are gay.

>Know dude out of work
>Puts up sign at end of driveway
>Vacuum car $10
>A little over a year later, owns a dozen car washes.
Inspired me to start my own business. Life is good user.

Dont go to college unless your going to study law, science, medicine, or technology. Everything else is a joke

How do i get over a crush?

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By getting on top of another chick

Don't waste your time with a woman that isn't 100% into you. If you don't know what I mean by this then you are wasting your time with your current crush/girlfriend/ wife.

This sounds sad.

if you are starting a new job, be polite to everyone - the cleaner, the secretary at the front desk, that weird old guy - everyone.

coworker was going on about how he hated Indians. said the darker their skin, the nicer they were, but the lighter-skinned ones - like that weird old guy over there - they're assholes and can't be trusted.

turned out the weird old Indian guy over there was one of the owners of the business. coworker quickly became no worker.

How does a pussy tastes like? Gonna be eating one soon

get a kfc chicken burger. leave it on a shelf for three days, then lick it.

never put off getting dubs

ThisOneitis is only cured by meeting other girls. Though in reality we never get over girls we loved (not crush) we just move on.

I met another girl, my crushes sister, but it's not really the same, will time fix this or should i jsut let them both go?

more like a cup of milk with some coins in in it.

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Read meditations by marcus aurelius, then the enchiridion by Epictetus, and stop being mad about what is beyond your control. You'll live longer and have more time to do stuff that makes you happy. Very useful in the internet rage age

Easy on paper, extremely hard to do.
>your mother died
lmao dude it's beyond your control no need to be sad

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I take their advice with a grain of salt. I'd say feel your feelings, but remember that dying is part of living, and spending 2 months letting your affairs and health fall to the wayside because of grief isn't going to make her less dead, it's just going to make you less happy

always, ALWAYS, roll dubs

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Avoid niggers and nigger music

The only person you can trust in this life is the guy in the mirror. And even he's full of shit sometimes.

Fuck as many women as possible.

OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO. GET. THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!
Srsly tho, you might want to consider leaving this board and not returning EVER. It's the only advice I can give you.

Don’t eat a lot of cheese and smoke cigarettes it’ll cause you to have a heart attack and that’s not much fun at all

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