You walk in

slap those butt cheeks and say "i'm no good at staying straight"

lol
>if intruder in house isnt hostile, it is his house now

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>not hostile
>in THOSE pants

umm he's gonna use his butt cheeks to rip your dick off

kneel down to prepare the injection

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Hey steroid boy you want to get the hell out of my house on your own power or someone else's? Be warned juice box boy if you choose the later your lifting days are done.

a cum injection?

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>rape is natural
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oh fuck you scared me

Wonder why my bf is washing his hands
I'm a twink trap top btw

Well had to say something. In real life it's two the body one to the head. No words needed.