Medicfag here. 1 day off out of 15

Going to take the EMT national exam in may, is it true all EMS girls are whores? I've got quite a few hotties in my class that all seem dtf with me.

how long did it take you to get comfortable/confident with starting IVs?

Oohh too late for the not posting steam shit in the first roll. What do you drink?

I just want Lisa the joyful and painful

I'd say about 65% will fuck anything in sight. Chase the hotties, but never settle in ems. Female EMT/Medics are only good for fucking.

About 3 weeks to get comfortable stabbing someone in the arm with a needle. About 4 months to actually learn the technique to hit every single I.V. (I credit my amazing partner teaching me.)

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Today is Captain. I don't drink much, but when I do, I make a giveaway post on Yea Forums.

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Best/Worst part about the job?
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hey dubs. Grats

I'll still do the trips shit.

Best part is just helping people. I particularly enjoy the bullshit calls where I can sit down and relax. Talk to them. Have a good time.

Worst is and always will be kids.

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Not dubs here cause not scum. How are you going to give dubs their prize though?

Question: If you could go back in time, would you choose to become an EMT again, or would you go into a different profession? If so, what would you go into?

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Fully disregard my retard ass

I messaged them their post number. If they're clueless then they can go suck a giant dick.

have there been any days where you decide that you just cant handle it and you take a break?
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ever had to deal with a bitches implants popping
also roll

emts don't hit every single iv because they deal disproportionately with iv drug addicts and collapsed veins. this is how i know you're a liar.

Nursing.I can be a nurse on an ambulance and make 20 extra dollars an hour.

I have taken exactly 3 days off because I was about to have a mental breakdown. That was many years ago though.,

No haha.

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do you ever really get used to the accidents OP?

Hopes for trips, what's the most bullshit thing you've done since you started? Steam:jedimaster4545

Generally EMTS dont hit any I.Vs because that's not in their scope. Obviously, there are exceptions to everything. I know you are a fucking cuck because about 5% of my calls involve overdoses. Increased volume on paydays and weekends.

What exactly is a collapsed vein? if it's collapsed I can't cannulate it you cuck nugget. Fuck off.

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What's the most gruesome thing you've seen?

that's funny dickhead. i've watched the entire er series several times over. i know what i'm talking about.

How much of your time do you spend ubering blue hairs back and forth from the hospital and the rest home?

Public or private?

is OP actually buying shit?

Tractor trailor vs Passenger car on the I476. She got pretty much skull fucked by a semi.

Ah. I get it now. You must be in EMS or ER. How are ya mate.

My service does 911 primarily and will never do a blue hair discharge out of a hospital.

public

The dubs guy went to sleep. So if someone can get dubs before his bitch ass wakes up I'll buy them a game.

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what was the "messiest" incident you had to deal with if you are willing to share

i had dubs and im awake

you also didn't put your steam shit there. I'm working with the first dubs on a game. His first pick was civ 5 complete but I can't give it as a gift.

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Dude. The hot ones immediately start fucking firefighters. Give it a few years once you get your medic and then you can fuck the second tier ones that just became EMTs. But if you want the hot ones get on a fire department

fuckit. Prove you had the dubs. You can have a 25 game.

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nice dubs. This only applies to cities with paid FFs. My township has fuck lazy volly fucks on the fire department.

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hell yeah

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steamcommunity.com/id/batistia Far Cry 5 pls

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do u ever sneak morphine to have a fun night when ur off?
i hope i roll trips so i take the game without dropping a link

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this happened in er. dr carter stole drugs to get high. then they caught him and sent him to rehab.

No it has to be signed in and out of at every shift. I do sneak 500 bags of saline and zofran for parties.

Steam is being a tard but op is not a faggot

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bro why does saline make me cold?
i donate plasma to get ez drug $ but when im done they pump me full of saline and it makes me feel like the room is 40°F

also wht does it do in large amounts? (mind change?)

hacked account obviously.

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Hypnospace please, I haven't seen an OP that isn't a fag in a while

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Reroll?

one last time

is the saline heated to 98.6 f before it's pumped into you or is it at room temperature?

I am just here for the games steam name ricklowdis

OP delivered faggot

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is this what your going to be doing the rest of you life or are your going to move on to something else eventually...

Roll

dubs

Usually saline is given at room temp so It feels like it is cold.

Saline is only used as a volume replacement. So you will still feel dizzy because the oxygen doesn't bind to anything in crystollid fluids.

medicfag always delivars

not too sure, if its room temp will it always feel cold like that?

Yes it will

/medicfag

steamcommunity.com/id/sodoubtful rolling for trials rising or far cry 5

Doubles get free game?
I'm only interested in that, Mr expensive taxi driver.

do you like your job?

the_green_chronic

Worst thing you’ve ever seen?

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rolling for dark souls 3

one more roll

I’ll roll with a question

What’s the most disgusted you’ve been on a job?

last one

I love my job

kids dying

fuck so close

drug addicts unresponsive in front of their children. You've never heard a scream until you've heard a child scream for their parent because they;re drug fucked.

uh room temp is 20 degrees lower than your core temp. come on man.

ok last one for real

How often do you run into psychotic people? Do you have to restrain them?

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Well shit man, being a medic sounds like a hell of a job. Buddy was a combat medic, had friends die in his arms. Intense

Not very often. Adults we snowball with drugs.

Kids we soft retrain to the stretcher.

/medicfag

Got certified as an EMT last feb, tried a private company and fucking hated it, haven't tried since.
I'm also a giant pussy. Were you intimidated by the job when first starting work? How'd you get over it?

do airmed you pussy

Rolling for something cheap, maybe Peggle Deluxe?

stercusmacula

Tell me something interesting.
Don't need any steam charity, just a good story.

id/byjsn

depends what you are afraid of.

DLC for Warhammer Vermintide 2 plz

just kind of general dread. doing something wrongs means hurting someone, or worse getting fucked by that person's lawyer

reroll

Pre-hospital CPR within seconds of an arrest jumps survival rate up about 20%.

88888 check

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rolling for DUSK

How often are you called out to an accident/injured person, etc.?

there is no such thing as a more dead, dead person. Follow your protocols and you will never have an issue in that regard.

When it comes down to business. You go into a sort of robotic mode and just do what needs to be done.No lawyer can ever touch you.

reroll

mr op do you put the kids in the back of the ambulance?

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roll

I wanna die

....

Op did not deliver

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44 GET

suck a giant dick. Not my fault you suck assholes

Wtf just accept the gift

one more roll

gonna kms

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? FBI . Also I'm not your cousin you fucking retard.

The tard only sent the dlc, I don't have base game. Can't accept only the dlc.

What a tard hahahaha got damn he must be dumbest tard in ems

Ever had someone fuck in your ambulance?

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Company of heroes plx

Fuck. So close. Reroll

Third times the charm

then buy the base game you fucking cuck. I delivard to someone not as retarded as you. I'm sorry free wasn't free enough for you.

How the fuck do I pay for medical school cuz I'm considering it. Also what do you do specifically? I was thinking about being a medical technician because I'm not social but wouldn't mind lab work. Steam BringOutTheSun btw

How many rolls do I get? I have all night.

>Get dubs
>Op is too retarded to understand how steam works
>Gives game to person who got dubs after
>Calls me a cuck
Neck yourself you inbred nigger, I hope that the ambulance you drive crashes.

Hey look, dubs!

the silly cuck crying he wanted a dlc without the base game annoyed me. Go all fucking night my friend.

/medicfag.

Added you

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far cry 5, papa bless.

You stupid fucker you broke the rules of your own thread. This is why nobody loves you, you're a silly nigger with dicks for brains. They'll probably shoot you with a morphine bullet before they pay you any more money for peeling kids off the road. You're just not qualified son, they make tampons with more medical capability than your dingus ass. Out.

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Rolling for amazon giftcard because fuck it
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Stupid fucker can't read, I told him I wanted a game with dlc. What a tard

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kek

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Trips winrar

sweet. Tekken 7 please. Steam ID: ieatwhalecum

OP fucking delivers you massive tardEnjoy your crying. Send a waambulance.

Thanks again medicfag

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yeah. suck a dick

/medicfag

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Not rolling

Can I have something pls, always late on those threads
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One roll cause why not

Rolling

LOL already winrar for me

please let me be lucky

Lucky man

neither of you posted your steam

roll

I posted above and I replied to it

Shut the fuck up crying baby and roll

roll roll roll daddy needs a new game

rol l

This is my goodbye. I have had a good time with 2 good people and gave 2 great games to them. In several weeks I will come back and EVERY single person that replies to my next medicfag thread will get baba is you on steam, as long as you reply within 30 minutes. saying

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imma roll for for that steam shit

roll

any game for 50 hmmm

>100fent5morph6aden
okay

pay up op

>100fent5morph6aden

Bump

I paid twice already., prove you are user an I might just give you a good game on good faith.

did you ever have to break real hard because of traffic or something and the ppl in the back got fucked up real bad or the patient injured even worse or something? must be dangerous driving around highspeed in traffic.
did you ever have a stable patient that died because of an accident on the way to the hospital?

Rollerino

Eh, why not

also how fast can an ambulance drive? and do you have to stick to any speedlimits?

did you ever hit someone with your ambulance?

too drunk to read thid

we are limited to 80mph

no

good to know....

Let's go. dub time

Checked

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is that op?

why are most of you so fucking fat?

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So, I've got this inside of me right now. Like... all the way in somehow, and it managed to get turned sideways. Now it doesn't want to come out. I can probably get my fingers in far enough to maneuver the pointy end down, but if I bear down on the flat end there's like a 50/50 shot it'll either come out or a the lip of it will press into my sigmoid and it'll end up going deeper.

How fucked am I?

On the plus side... it feels REALLY fucking good with all that pressure on my prostate right now. I've been leaking non-stop for like an hour.

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Medic is salty because he has to start lines all by himself. Us Colorado EMTs have to be trained to start lines, since we all do on a daily basis, Also IM, and IO. Unless you're a hosehugger. Not to mention our ability to administrate wayyy more drugs than most states

Found the kid who just ditched weed for coke

Lmfao, for real. Every male paramedic ive ever seen was a goddamn planet with a half grey goatee

hi OP,i have epilepsy. ive woken up quite a few times from people calling ambulances on me from having seizures in public. im just curious how often you see people fake having a seizure and roll around on the floor and moan and shit compared to actually seizing. seems every time im in the hospital there is some 20 yr old junkie chick who could honestly win an oscar for her performance fooling people who have never seen a seizure before.

Could being sick and certain medication affect you from cumming

>tl;dr: I was going to get into EMS but went for nursing instead. Mistake or no?

I was on the path to become an EMT-B. I had taken a semester long course and took my practical exam. I only had to do the written NREMT exam when my job bumped up my pay pretty signifigantly. I went from making $12.50 to $15 and shortly thereafter got a promotion for an additional $0.50.I would have been making $11 at the EMS company I was going to go for.

I sometimes wonder if was a mistake and if I should've stuck with EMS. I'm in school now knocking out the last bit of pre-reqs I have left to get into a nursing program offered at my school. I''ve always wanted to do healthcare and nursing feels like the better option to me but a part of me wonders if I should've done EMT before nursing to get more experience although I know EMS is vastly different from a hospital environment.

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What do you think of my colleague?

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flamefinder87
rainbow six siege pls

jew nose, more wrinkles than jabba/4head. throw her down a well

I got my dubs... OP?

Op isn't here

Dassa bump

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are you OP? are you going to deliver?

Get up, a get get get down.
911 is joke in yo town.

Who remembers that shit?
Show your true age

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>Ambulance porn

I can fap to this

How do I get rid of cyst? Doctor gave me cortisone cream but all it is doing is thinning out the skin? What do?

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Rollll

henlo

oh shit

rr

Do you think being around fucked up shit take it's toll on your sanity?

Bump

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Fucking close fml

What's your favorite way to unwind after a particularly troubling day?

Roll

how hard is your job?

roll steamcommunity.com/id/AimiLux

moron

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Roll

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OP you still here

Did you tried steal wallet from unconscious person?

Same dude..

What's the most gruesome suicide/assault/murder call you've had to attend?

Also rolling for trips.

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Went for trips. Ended up with dubs.

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thanks OP

lel

i'll bite

Bump

Any sketchy shit you guys do on the job?

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Rollin for sekiro or RE7

Eu4 + dlcs

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What's the youngest you've seen?

rolling

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Is there ever a risk of ambulance workers getting the illness the patient has? I feel like thatd be more prevalent.

Tropico 6

Sup OP

steamcommunity.com/id/wretman/

rolling for insurgency

EMT here. A lot of the time we just race around our town with the lights and sirens blaring and make extra money delivering for Dominos.

RIP Brave first EMT responders RIP.

That happened to us once while delivering a dozen Sicilian style extra cheesey pies we hit one of those tard buses. Full of kids but luckily all of them were black so no one complained.

That's not eve really an amblance its for carting around half dead old folks from hospital to nursing home.

ROLL

Rolling for kenshi too broke to buy it myself steamcommunity.com/id/lilcumstainthebootyconsumer/

How many penises did you have to suck to get where you are today?

Thanks for your generosity user. Former medicfag here. Left in 1989.