Ask a Femanon

I thought this was a pircture of an aubergine at first

God damn you niggers are retarded no one on this forum has a pushy

~Katie~

How rude I do too has a lovely pushy

_S.D.

And I'm okay with that! I love Ellen Page. She's talented and gorgeous and I love her work.

-Lesanon

Hi! I'm glad too. Rough patches end.

-Lesanon

Hey femanons, have a friend coming over tomorrow who lives like 2 hours away. Apparently shes on her period and really cranky, whats the best way i can make her feel better? Shes staying over the weekend so got lots of time on my hands.

Women are so fucking stupid. I'd like to know why.

Am I in the wrong for thinking the SD user is a cutie sweetheart?

Did Vchan really get banned? What for?

Thank you!

I’m cool with that user, I’m not really on the market anyway.

Chocolate and Midol.

Women are usually more emotionally driven, less logical. It’s a good thing in many ways like being a good partner and mother.

~Anna~

I saw V not that long ago so I don't think so

This is now an Ellen Page thread.

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Be supportive and don't be surprised if she randomly gets emotional over something. I know personally, I'm always pretty upset and overwhelmed when on my period. Basically, just be a good friend and roll with the punches.

No! We love SD here!

-Lesanon

Why? Who daid she did?

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*said

>Hugs

I'm giving you a late birthday hug as a present cus why not

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Tits or GTFO

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GOOD!

-Lesanon

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This comment always annoys me. Why is it so shocking that females would attention whore on here as they do everywhere else?

The real question is, why would anyone find them interesting on here? They're half the human race, so what makes them interesting on here?

The superior lesbian.

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Why take it up the butt? It's not like you have prostates.

Sweet trips

But why like me I mean just look at this totally nasty face Lol

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No timestamped tits.

You guys are fucking retarded, or newfags, or both

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She was on here last night, so I doubt it.

Hey Femanons, is it true the taste of cum can be improved by consuming citrus fruits?

I have a question for Anna how much would it hurt if you found out SD was dead?

Superior lesbian.

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I couldn’t give a fuck if they were alive or dead TBH ;3
I’d probably just laugh for a solid 5 minutes

~Anna

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I miss Theta :(

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Superior lesbiana.

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I miss Pumpkin, Ginny,Ponky & H

She was on here 5 or 6 hours ago. A femanon called her out on being a loser and what not.

I'mma laugh my ass of if that caused her to leave for good

Who's SD?

Welp fuck guess I'll go die now cus a wannabe egdy bitchboi told me they don't care :(

I heard it was pineapple that did that. I'm not sure about like, oranges and shit.

-Lesanon

This tard

Superior lesbian here to stay.

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What's the weirdest object you've used to masturbate?

For the love of christ NOBODY should like that attention whoring fagbag bastard what's wrong with you

I'm surprised these threads are still around

I taped a bunch of sharpies together to use as a dildo. I also filled a glove with warm water, once.

>what's wrong with you
Where to begin?

-Lesanon

Why do I get a Family type vibe off of the people in this thread that are regulars?

Have you tried taking a elongated balloon and filling it with water while its inside your vagina then squeeze the part thats outside in a pumping motion to make it expand and retract? Pretty good for anal stuff.

Whatcha gonna do when the superior lesbian runs wild on you??????

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>Why? Who daid she did?
Some guy bragged in a thread a few days back, that he had gotten v-chan banned. I was curious if it was true or not. Thread had some pictures of a red haired girl in a collage, for the start pic. They claimed that was v-chan in the picture. So, thought I would ask.

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How was the glove filled with warm water?

It should be more than just "Tits or GTFO"; it should be "Blowjob or GTFO".

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Is a normal balloon strong enough for that sort of thing? Seems like it would just pop with that much force.

H swung by last week

pic related

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She was on here less than 6 hours ago at least. That would be funny, though.

I have not, but I might! Not into anal, though.

It was pretty okay, but not to the point where I'd try it again.

I honestly have no idea. We'll see!

-Lesanon

If you were to have a kid what would you name them?

Guacamole Nigga Penis

I don't know. Maybe Dylan? A good gender neutral name.

-Lesanon

>hugs back
Thank you so much.

The feeling of fullness is pleasurable.

I’ve heard that, cinnamon as well.

It would be incredibly painful to be honest.

Whew lad.

I know, I wonder where they are and how they’ve been...

Probably a sharpie marker.

We’ve all known each other for over a year now, so that’s probably why.

I’m also in from dinner if anyone wants vocaroos.

~Anna~

My son’s name was Julius, so...

~Anna~

Better than all the women in here.

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>sharpie marker
Boring. Sounds like you need to spice things up a bit. I hear gloves filled with warm water are alright.

I honestly would want to keep a family name that's been passed down for years so William

vocaroo.com/i/s0pQwsRunRmI

~Anna~

It would be incredibly painful to be honest.

You have nothing to worry about dear I'm not going anywhere any damn time soon, you're too cute sometimes with the way you care

Garbage thread by stupid women.

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I'm glad, I have very few friends, and those I do have mean a lot to me...

Wasted dubs.

~Anna~

Tbh knowing me I'd kill somebody else for messing with my friends or family before every doing anything to myself

You almost got quads...

That's good at least, I'm glad you'd never do something like that...

~Anna~

Messing with your family sounds like fun

I hope you wouldn't or else I'd be very upset

Try me & find out what happens bud

Droppin the megaton high res bomb on yo azz.

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you sound more australian than previously

“Tits welcomed”

>scrolled and looked for tits
>planned to leave after
>no tits

OP is an attention seeking retard. I’ll laugh my ass of if you think about posting tits after reading this.

vocaroo.com/i/s0CQ4KPNKhBA

~Anna~

Pop quiz hot shot: A superior lesbian shows up. What do you do? Huh? What do you do?

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She has her own video game. Where's your video game, OP?

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I kinda agree I'm hearing a bit of australian as well tbh

much more in the first one, its the vowel sounds. they've changed.

Very slightly but yeah they have

Anna,

Would you mind singing us a lullaby in a vocaroo please?

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I dunno anons, sounds like you're reading a bit too much into it, ha. My accent doesn't really belong anywhere, I've traveled and lived in so many different places that it's become sort of...neutral?

Yeah, sure. Hold on...

~Anna~

Hey anons, I'm not comfortable posting tits, but to confirm my woman status, and the fact that I've got a chunk of time to myself, I'm down to post vocaroos. Anything you wanna know from me?

-Lesanon

I'm not saying you sound australian, I'm saying your vowel sounds have changed noticeably over the last few months. still more aftrikaans/swedish than anything.

How did you find out you liked women?

Thanks :-)

give us a short monologue on how much you hate or love bras (whichever applies)

How would you feel about just posing in some tighter outfits, but fully clothed?

The Gayladiator is back from the dead. How are you lately Anna, you stupid femoid?

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Soo...he was behind of all that..!?

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Mr.Musk can trust his junk in my trunk with a loud thumpy thump thump

>being friends with a bitch
Wow, you're a bigger faggot than I am. Your asshole would belong to me in jail.

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I feel sorry for you sir

Hearing your voice would be great.

It's always interesting to hear other people's reactions to my voice honestly. My father was a Swedish American and had a Swedish accent, my first language was Italian, and I mostly grew up in Southern Europe/North Africa, so there's that.

Here you go user.

vocaroo.com/i/s0WBiebOE5TV

I'm alright I guess user, it's been a long week. My birthday was yesterday and I'm still trying to wrap my mind around how old I am. Hope you've been well Mr. Gayladiator, slay many twinks lately?

~Anna~

You're not that old tho...

Shes not banned.
She was literally on here a few hours ago

Feels like it though, ha! I've lived at least half of my life anyway...

~Anna~

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-Lesanon

>Not the best singer

I just fell in love, holy shit that was amazing

I was there. She was pretty unbothered by it and a lot of anons were actually on vchans side. Honestly that femanon was a total cunt.
Vchans been here for years it's clear shes not going anywhere

Fair enough but you've still got years left to look forward to

Who was even dumb enough to try & fuck with V in the first place

Ah! You sound great, very cute voice. Hi to you as well.

Aw shucks, heh.

This. That new femanon was just trying to stir up trouble, hopefully she doesn't come back.

~Anna~

Idk why but I imagined you with a much higher voice

Consider yourself lucky you could pass for 15 years younger. Chin up being in your 40s isn't as old as it used to be.

I'm not actually as much into twinks anymore. Most of them are just nasty and gross little gay men. I've decided to stick with sissy traps they're just girls with a dick as far as I'm concerned.

>my latest conquest

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I now want to hear what some of the Anons sound like for a strange reason

It was a new femanon. She came in totally hostile.
She honestly just seemed bitter that vchan was getting attention.
That's my best guess at least.

Even bitching about the fact that vchan talks about her "stupid bf" a lot which I thought was a dumb thing to be such a cunt about.
Vchan loves her bf and I think its pretty adorable so for such a clearly sad and lonely femanon to bitch about it really just made her look ugly.

Practically every user was telling that femanon to gtfo aside from 1 or 2.

Not even going to lie but vchan really impressed me there. She wasnt mean to this femanon at all and just told her to stop being so hostile and chill and completely ignored her after.
I think anons were hoping for a cat fight but V was pretty quick to not fan the flames. The most mature I've seen V been.

Respect gained

vocaroo.com/i/s1qqFxOGTmvG

-Lesanon

>Here you go user.
>vocaroo.com/i/s0WBiebOE5TV
Thank you very much! It sounded very nice!

A belated Happy Birthday to you then Anna :-)

How old are you now, if you don't mind my asking?

For real. It really seemed like this femanon was trying hard to be like one of the edgy btard.
That edgy asshole act just doesnt work when you're a chick.
It just makes you look like a cunt that just kicked a puppy for no damn reason.

I'm pretty chill and indifferent towards anons but she really bothered me.

Yeah, I should really stop whining and be glad that I don't look like a used up old hag, and hopefully my health will keep holding up and I'll look nearly as good when I'm in my 50s.

That trap has a bit butt, congrats sir.

That would be fun.

Well said. I like Vchan, she's always been incredibly kind to me, as have the other femanons, I'm glad that she loves her bf and he loves her, there's not enough love in the world to be honest. Even if other femanons don't like Vchan they need to at least respect her, these threads wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for her. The only femanon I know who's been here longer than me is Theta, who I hope is doing well since I haven't seen her in a while.

You're welcome user, I'm glad you liked it.

~Anna~

checked

if it helps I was expecting you to have a deeper voice so it all balances out

Seriously! All the females that have come here are pretty decent towards eachother. Sure it's not always a holding hands love circle of sisterhood but they're certainly never really mean to eachother.
That femanon came in acting like a raging incel because she wanted attention and she thought anons would respect her for it when it reality they all wanted her to gtfo lol

Did I just hear that we needed some Anons to speak >:)

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~Anna~

What happen to you sounding like a stoned hippie?

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-Lesanon

Who would have thunk it. You sound way younger

That's retarded & childish my guy

Yeah, I try to be kind, welcome new girls. For me it's never been an attention thing, more of a post work or late night chill session with people I've come to know as friends. I'm assuming that it's the same way for the others as well. God knows if I wanted attention I could easily get it coming forward with some #metoo bullshit and slander Papa's name. I think that she was assuming that by being edgy she'd get more attention, but coming from a woman it just made her sound like a bitch.

You sound nice tonight, well done.

Ah, you flatter me, thank you.

~Anna~

Nah. She didnt give a fuck. She left cause her bf got home. The other chick was a cunt, sounded like she was 15. She was bitching vchans posting was taking away from other more useful threads. I guess 15 trap threads wasnt enough for her. Anyway she was acting like a lottle spoiled cunt that didnt ger her way

this guys voice tho, pretty fucking smooth

Loi It's called I'm sober atm user

Can't take a joke? :)

Thank you

If I may interject, Vchan is a soulless attention whore. I might goof on Anna and other femanons here and there but I legit can't stand that thot. Wasnt there myself but I'm glad a femanon bitched her out. Something about her bugs the shit out of me. Could be that she talks like a nigger and embodies everything I despise about modern women.

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This!
Seriously I never got that "attention seeking" vibe from any of you femanons.

You guys just genuinely seem to find comfort in giving advice to anons and just hanging out.

You and vchan are pretty girls. You guys wouldnt have to try that hard to get attention from people in real life

I'm surprised you've never heard me before
You have the voice of a saint my dude

Why do girls swallow cum when its discusting?

Sharpie in pooper

Nah man shes nice. I know her IRL.

Yep. Everyone knows vchan usually goes silent around the same time because her bf comes home at that time.

Girls been here for years and I'm sure shes heard it all and more and I've seen her get some serious stalkers hell bent on trying to attack her and make her go away.
I dont think any user has the power to make her go away haha.

She might talk like a nigger (I personally dont think so) but shes pretty open about her hatred for actual niggers!

Just tonight kek are you implying I sound terrible normally

Pls note I'm not being serious I'm in one of those let's fuck around kinda nights

Btw who's been the one started these threads up again?

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-Lesanon

Not physical, but rather a social question. When a woman has to "cancel" by constantly moving the time up and eventually just not getting back to you at all that day, is it just another form of rejection? Like, she's supposed to pick up her friend from an interview and drop her off or something, that shouldn't have taken all day and night. Shit supposedly just kept on happening, she didn't text back, nothing. Tried to reschedule a second time, she apologizes profusely, said she would call or text back the next night to schedule something, never did.

After that I just said forget it. But I'm curious to know if it was just her way of rejecting me without really doing it directly. I know she'd never give me an honest answer, and I just want some sort of closure. What the fuck happened?

Not gonna do many vocs rn cus my Ma's trying to watch a movie & I wish not to be rude and talk over it

She has a ghettoish speak but not really. A slight hint maybe. I can see where the other guy is coming from but i wouldnt agree that shes talks like that. Shes nice.

I appreciate that, sometimes it's easier to ask a complete stranger for their honest feedback. God knows how many woman I'd drive away IRL with my questions haha

I can already tell this is SD you sweet kind hearted cute fuck

Thank you user. Vchan is very pretty, she has a very youthful looking face, hopefully that'll serve her well when she's my age.

It's the idea of it, that it comes from your man (or woman) and it's theirs, rather than enjoying the taste of cum in general.

Not at all, you always sound good, but like you said, it's a bit more serious, which is interesting in a good way. You're always a pleasure to hear.

I'm not sure who started this thread since Vchan is probably asleep now, but she usually starts them.

As painful as that is it's probably rejection, she just didn't want to hurt your feelings.

~Anna~

Yea shes from Los angeles. I know a few people from socal and they pretty much sound like her too.

A bit ghetto but I find her fun to listen to

>I never got that "attention seeking" vibe from any of you femanons.

autism makes it really hard to understand the motivation behind the actions of others.

My more serious tone can be sort of scary to some people I hope it's not too bad haha

I'll admit to starting a few of them lately

Is it that hard for you to wrap your tiny mind around the fact that some people just like to hang out and be social?

I mean clearly you're the one with autism if you cant recognize a social encounter dude.

You my dear sound adorable

I'm sorry am I not supposed to be a cute sweetheart? Lol You lovely user with being nice n shit

So by your definition if you swalow their cum, swallowing blood is no different. Would you do that

It's not bad at all SD, I like it. And that's good, it's nice to see these threads a bit later, my sleep schedule is such that I come in from work and crash, so I'm up all night.

Think I'll call it a night though. I've got to finish making out a test for tomorrow and do a bit of organizing now that I've moved houses.

~Anna~

Well, thanks for telling it to me straight. Honestly, I'd prefer it if she just told me she had a boyfriend, or was lesbian, or fuck, that she just isn't interested in me. It hurt more in the end because it was long drawn out and frustrating. I'd rather they just rip the bandaid off, because I honestly get more anxiety when I'm being ghosted or breadcrumbed.

Oh well, it can't be helped I guess.

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Goodnight my sweet Anna see ya next time

I guess, but I'm not much of a vampire...or maybe I am.

~Anna~

autism is linked to expressions of pointless anger when you do not know how to respond to a situation.

SD is hands down my favorite Male user I've seen on Yea Forums is that strange?

Yeah, it sucks, I've always been straightforward, it's the kindest thing to be.

Good night SD

And good night everyone else, I'll see you all in the next thread.

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Shit I can't argue with trips so it must be true

May I ask why me though?

I used to fuck her. I some times post i her threads however i never told her it was me. She doesnt know i come here, id never forget her voice. Plus she talked about me in one of her stories lol

>from the people that brought you a way better movie, a sub par movie.

yeah thats pretty weird

Are you the 3sum guy?

No I'm Spartacus

You're cool in my book for that alone. Good luck on the test you're preparing. I assume you're a teacher. I teach as well, I fucking hate planning lessons and shit the night before and getting up early. Goodnight.

am i welcome in this thread? i identify as female

~rick~

Lol nonits not. I work with special needs kids. It's a way larger spectrum than just being "angry" you dipshit

Tits or GTFO or die cunt
>pic is previous op

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Stop samefagging yourself SD.

You do it all the time

Rick?
What the hell did you do with Morty?

Good to see another educator here, goodnight user.

Sure, all are welcome, hopefully I'll see you next time.

~Anna~

Assuming that you are replying to "My Guy" >> 795588282 is not "My Guy" but a random dude just bursting in.

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>Here lies Maria, she was clever too.

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Prove it's me first & I'll consider neck rope

Lies.
Unless you can point out an interesting detail no one here believes you

Girl you ain't a vampire you're a fucking succubus, look what you did to that man. Is it worth sounding and looking so young?

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> I kept telling her to shut up, for her own good, why wouldn't she just shut the fuck up?
Why did you force this OP?

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I never got why people say this

Pls do us a favor & neck yourself maybe than I'd like you

>the anus of shoshiety

you ok there

Sooner than you'd think

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Care to elaborate?

- SP

Its obvious. When you come around then anons magically start talking about how much they like SD.

Anons are here for the femanons not you.

No I'm cold.

- SP

You do realize that for all you know It could be other anons or someshit right?

What does SP mean?

Dropped by to see what was going on.
Thread seems to be pretty relaxed tonight!

Also
Why you lying bruh?

Gimmie some initials or a hint then if you're someone I know lol

-vchan

Great now we have 2 faggots to worry about one that
Sucks
Dick
& the other
Sucks
Penis

If it was ither Anons they would be bashing you. Not saying what an awesome guy you are.

They've done it in the past just to fuck with me so I wouldn't be surprised if it happened again

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Lol They're probably gay together tbh

This might be worse than the other pics, but here.

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bump

Those 3sum guys actually do come here though!
Though they dont lurk as deeply as I do haha.

Pretty sure it's not them.
They're the kind of people who would message me on fb or text me to say "Haha I saw you post on Yea Forums"
They wouldn't be secretive about it.

-vchan

So be it.

- Sucks Penis

Is it bad that this thought instantly came across my mind before I even read this post?

LMFAO it was a joke but ok

Aww no reply?
I was really hoping for some fun made up stories about you fucking me lol

-vchan

The only "fucking you" he's done is jacking it to your pictures

Prove me wrong mate

How would you talk to a girl that you have never talk to before

By talking... tf kinda dumb ass question is this

Lol I'm sure that's what he probably meant.

Funny that he went silent the moment I came in haha.

I dont get why people gotta lie in weird ways.
Like did you think you were gonna look "cool" for saying you "fucked" me?

Ah boys are funny.
I was looking forward to a response too

-vchan

Also I was hearing a dumb cunt was going after you what's up with that?

I'm not a femanon but an ice breaker helps.

Saying hello, asking what she is doing, or talk about the weather, just making conversation, like you would to any other person that you want to get to know.

If it's a step too far because she is a woman then pretend you're trying to interact with another guy?

If this seems too much to grasp then working on your social interaction skills might be something you want to focus on, which means, hanging out with people, doing things you like to do with them and such.

You become better at things you practice, this goes for anything in life.

- Sucks Penis

Ooooooh that.
Eh yea she seemed really angry for some reason. I honestly couldnt wrap my head around her random hostility.

Like I said to an user in that thread earlier. I'm pretty used to guys being dicks to me but I never really encounter women who are just complete cunts off the bat so when I encounter women like that I tend to just ignore them or try to keep it civil.
I just find it so ugly for women to be ugly towards eachother for no reason.

To that she said something like "fuck your sisterhood"

To which I just said that it wasnt about sisterhood. I'm not trying to be her BFF or something but it's just a way I feel girls shouldnt behave.
Because typically when women are angry and other women it's usually fueled by ugly emotions like jealousy or envy.

It almost sounds conceited to say but I only say it because in my experience most negative interactions I've had with females in real life were typically caused by their stupid crush paying attention to me and not them so they would get a hair up their ass and treat me like shit.

So my viewpoint on it may be biased from experience but all I know is even if I personally didnt care for a woman I'd never go out of my way to try and insult her when shes done nothing to me.

So I said my peace to her and ignored her.
Though I did kind of expect a lot of anons to kind of cheer her on but to my suprise a lot of anons seemed disgusted with her actions.
Shouldnt have been suprising though. She was clearly an ugly person internally and people could tell.

Thanks man

She the definition of a Bimbo bitch imo jesus christ

You handled it like a pro thought & I'm sure that just upset the butthurt girl all the more Lol

Glad you think so, Vchan.

Sucks too because she was also using vocaroo and had a pretty voice. I even told her to chill and answer some questions but she seemed more hellbent on insulting me and trying to look like a cool btard to the other anons.

I gotta admit she called me the "attention whore" but she seemed to be the only one really trying to grab the attention by being so outwardly rude and edgy.

Eh but hopefully she thinks about what happened today and realizes she doesnt need to be so angry to get attention.
I wouldnt mind having more vocaroo femanons going at all!

-vchan

ur cancer

She's a bimbo just because she thinks you're a loser?

That's such a shame the more femanons the better tbh gives us another person to give thoughts on things but sadly you can't change stupidity & the way she acted

Honestly it did sort of seem like she was hoping I'd react more hostile. I think she was looking to cause a scene.

But I honestly was so suprised by it that I just said what I felt should be said and moved on.

I gotta admit though that I havent had an user take me off guard like that in a long while!

-vchan

Wait? I'm not V dude I'm just trying to get filled in on the situation being I wasn't there & it was being talked about in the thread earlier

Speaking of Vocaroo, do you have a voice?

I haven't lurked around Yea Forums for years so I absolutely have no clue who you are.

- Sucks Penis

You're super chill I'm surprised anybody would try to go for you like that just goes to show what type of mindset they can have imo

Says the poster who tries to constantly look cool on here.

Ah attention whores are funny

she's hollow. some people are unnerved when they come across someone who is just empty.

That's my thing. I didnt even have to defend myself really. Pretty much multiple anons said the stuff I was thinking for me haha.

She even went as far as saying that im "trying to build a cult around myself"
Lol I was so so lost at that crazy statement. Anons had to remind her that I make this thread for all femanons not just myself lol

But yea some people you just cant change. If she doesnt like me that's more than fine but i just think if she comes around again next time to just stuck to the thread and answer questions rather than attack people for no reason.

-vchan

What are you talking about?
Who's the loser?

Attention whoring & trying to be cool can be two completely different things if thought about closely

You never can tell. The bitch samefags like crazy.

It's all good mate

Aw! Im actually the creator of these femanon threads! (Not this particular one though)
They call me vchan because I do the vocaroos!

I currently cant vocaroo right now since I'm laying next to my sleeping bf but I'm pretty sure I have an old vocaroo link from earlier today that I have on my clipboard!

I have no idea what it will be though so if it's a crazy sounding answer to something i apologize lol

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This bitch tries to be cool. She has no right to criticize someone for trying to sound cool by claiming to have fucked her, which would be lame and uncool.

Shes claiming boys try to act cool, when all she does is imitate them. It's cringeworthy.

I hope you stick around bro you're a decent person overall

That's your thought on the matter not everybody's

Wait they were hoping for a catfight? LMAO Why

Eh I'm not really suprised when guys on here do if I'm being honest. I just see it as a typical day on Yea Forums Haha

???
How on earth do I try to look cool?
I'm a 29 year old loser with no job Haha
I'm far from cool.
What because I say nigger?
I'm from Los angeles user.
Pretty much everyone I know says nigger like it's pretty much a greeting.
The "shock" factor of it is lost on me.

In fact, I wouldn't be shocked if that "male" user was just her samefagging. You have no idea what kind of autism she's probably capable of.

Might be strange but I listed the Femanons & user's from the best to worst imo

vchan
H
Lesanon
Sucks Penis
That one Britfag
Anna
SD

That's a funny clipboard paste, so far i'm getting the impression the femanon threads are about femanons having drama with each other.

But that's probably because this is the first thread i've seen so far, I suppose I have a shallow opinion.

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- Sucks Penis

No. Because of the way you talk about sex. Which is fine, but don't claim boys try to act cool when you secretly want to be one.

I've never samefagged once user. Take that as you will but I'm just telling you the truth.

Still lost on how I even act cool? Lol

-vchan

Anna would be higher up for me I’d she hadn’t been raped as a little girl and gotten a complex. It’s a shame that greasy old sandnigger got to her, she’s pretty and has a sweet voice.

She's only that low because she's so close to the SD faggot

>*if
I need to get back to work and stop being a phonefag

Dumbest reasoning ever

what the fuck why are you so shiny

I took that pic fresh out of the shower that & I'm a fairly sweaty som' bitch doesn't help I'm super pale

Well one user was at least. Someone said "oh catfight my dick is diamonds" or something like that haha.

You literally have 0 proof of any of this samefagging but you keep mentioning it like it's a fact?
I don't need to samefag anything user. I'm completely ok if not all anons dont wanna be on my side. I cant please everybody dude.

I've always liked H. I think it's because she has the sort of body that I think is just so cute for females to have haha.

I cant listen to your vocaroo at the moment (though im dying from curiosity)
But honestly these threads arent like that at all!
That femanon coming in was a suprise to me and others it seemed.
Usually its 50/50
Some days almost everyone that joins is a total sweetheart and they all just want to hang and chill and everyone is getting along (love those days) and some days we get the angry "neckbeards" that just wanna be negative and angry and try to fuck it all up.

It's just a take it as you go thing.

Oh dang I'm actually really confused now. I was for sure thinking the nigger thing was the "cool" reason since I've gotten that before.
So is it the fact that I talk about sex or is there a certain way I do it???
I mean I feel like I talk about it the way I would with a group of close friends and I assumed other people talk about it the same way...

Also if I'm being honest I always thought I was pretty modest about it.

Like I've seen some girls say stuff like "oh yea and my wet oussy was sliding on his dick lol

I could never say vulgar sexual stuff like that haha
-vchan

this thing you're doing, trying to make women feel bad because you can't handle them even existing on your board?

it's the most retarded and weak thing I've ever seen. You make every other man in the world look like a fucking adonis in comparison to this. God damn, I hate the fucking incels on this board sometimes...

Hey!
I'm bored asf and need something to entertain me til my fam falls asleep so I can vape and feel numb, what should I do?

seriously, you're worse than abusefag from draw threads. this is just sad.

why are you such a retarded cunt?
what if you get a job instead?
why havent you killed yourself yet?

Well shes in her 40s and looks freaking AMAZING so I'd be putting her on number 1. (Granted its flattering that I was put on number 1 but I find it not a worthy place for me haha)

Why do you wanna vape and feel numb? Go to bed.

>W-w-w-w-wahmen?! On m-MY board?!?!
>I'll just insult them til the scary feeeeeeemales go away

imagine being such a beta cuck that you're scared of women you're not even physically around

Stay here and shoot the shit with us for a while!

Oh you asked me that already and I answered that earlier user!

-vchan

50 Salt nic, I'd rather not, I'm aware I'm a vapefag, just bored and want time to pass

Vapefag here, sure what the hell :) how's your night going?

No worries man, me too. Trying to quit, bought a lower nic juice this time and it's...technically better than withdrawal, I guess lmao

Bee here, posting again before bed

I don't know. I don't study your posts. I just think you're trying to be a boy, even if you do act "modest" from time to time.

I wouldn't be shocked if you even were one. This whole time we thought we were talking to a femanon when we might be talking to a guy with a dicks and set of balls twice the size of ours.

Lmao, whats your set up?

Check ‘em. You deserve number one because you started the threads, among your other ‘attributes’. Anna would be my number two because she’s overall pretty chill despite her hang ups, and H is pretty high up there as well, loved her accent.

A fucking ancient Kanger mini and even ancient-er iTaste mvp 3.0

can't justify replacing them, they're both good pieces of kit

What's your thoughts on abortion? Just curious, not wanting to argue just a civil inquiry

Yeet

I kind of find it annoying the Anons give themselves names & post in these threads with them It's ASK A FEMANON for a reason you stupid mother fuckers

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I don’t think there’s a good answer to abortion, because it’s a matter of “where does life begin?”.
You can ask 1000 different people and get 1000 different answers to that question.
I do know that I definitely don’t support late term abortions though, what’s going on now with new legislation is really sick.
-Bee

Thanks, I'll try to!
So far liking it over here.

It's not really fair to judge someone over their past trauma, I hope you realise this as this is a matter completely out of her control.

Don't feed the trolls.

Have you seen Trailer park boys yet?
Try and play a game and see if you can contain your laughter without waking them up.
In all honesty, I never thought in my life I would have a proper conversation with multiple people on Yea Forums after all these years, with decent folks even.

- Sucks Penis

Do ya'll have any plans for this weekend?

It's easier to follow a conversation when you assume some form of identity, regardless of assumed identity, you and we are still anonymous.
I don't understand why you are throwing such a fit over this.

- Sucks Penis

Haha yeah, not worried about waking them up, once they get to bed they are quick sleepers. And I have been reccomeded trailer park boys, is it good? Idk man just seems sketchy like the first episode lmao, and yes it's super weird to have a good conversation, its just nice to know that there's good in a world full of hate. Gotta have some good vibes can't be all bad :)

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Going pretty decently I suppose. I went out to eat with my aunt (practically have no family that lives close to me anymore)
But I had 2 cups of some sweet ice tea and I'm pissing every 10 minutes so that's sort of annoying lol
Just looking forward to the weekend since I got a few things planned!

So how are you doing?
Why do ya wanna feel numb?

I really feel like I dont try to be a boy at all :(
I'll be straight up here. I don't usually say my insecurities but I actually kind of dont like people saying I "act like a boy".
As young as I can recall i always hung out with boys. There were no little girls in my neighborhood and my older sister was at that "too cool to hang with my little sister" age.
So I grew up basically a tomboy. I acted like a boy but really liked girly things and I use to beat up the boys of they didnt want to play barbies with me (or threw my barbies on the roof lol)
When I was 14 I tried my best to try and act more girly (getting into makeup and wearing less baggy boy clothes) but everyone always joked that I still acted like a boy.

So i ain't gonna lie. By 29 I thought I had the feminine act down but i guess i still "act like a boy" haha

-vchan

This weekend is my spring break so I’m just going to enjoy the time off! Hopefully start on some gardening.
What about you?

I see, I agree as well, late term is a no go for myself personally. And I don't mind if you dont feel like sharing your opinion but if you do, it's G if we don't have the same opinion, just always curious what both sides have to bring to the table. Personally, if it's first term, I think it should be okay. It's not my choice what another does with their body.

kek, cant you tell they are a bunch of losers? the cunt made 2 thread today and she is still here and her whiteknights too

Normally just chill with a friend of mine while I smoke/drink a bit just to relax and let the stress just release

@vapehoe here, my dad passed away and his funerals tomorrow. I'd know he would want me to have a good time and I'm trying to be the man of the house, but I just need a little break from the emotions I'm feeling, need some good vibes

I think the worst thing that anyone can do is to not listen to the opinions of others. Discussing things and listening to multiple perspectives is a good way to find like a middle ground
-Bee

So don't you think you should change your threads to "ask an user" instead of "ask a femanon"?

Seriously though I'm a sucker for an aussie accent!!

I'd usually answer this but it's late and I'm not feeling as opinionated as my more lively self Haha

You mean the Male anons?
I like it. I also like to be aware of who I'm talking to.

Mmhmm! I'm hoping tomorrow (well today In Like 30 minutes for me)
I'm hoping maybe the bf and I can hit up our favorite bar for karaoke and on Saturday we plan to have a bbq with our new grill(we've been nerding out SO hard about it) and I'm super excited to cook more food on it.

Then on Sunday we are going to go to this new beer place they just opened up not too far from us.

So I'm pretty darn excited!

-vchan

First episodes of any series always seem sketchy/weird/badly thought through.

Once I went through the first 2 episodes I started liking it alot, it's pretty good and outright trashy humor.

- Sucks Penis

Yeah, that's a good way to put it my dgde :)

Dude** holy fuck

Alright I'll check it out

I'm sorry you feel that way user but it helps with knowing who's who when answering questions or just talking to others.

Also imo being Anonymous is a choice & you can do what you wish but some of us like to be slightly more known in these threads I guess you can say?

_S.D.

Fox girls or Cat girls >>everyone making vocaroos

H is an absolute dreamboat

I didn't make this thread user. I made the one earlier today. I left the other one for a few hours because I went out to lunch with a family member and hung out with the bf most of the day and then came back to this thread already created.

Aw shit man that really sucks. I gotta admit I thought maybe it was a more lighthearted reason that I was gonna try to cheer you up on but wasnt expecting that :/
I'm sorry for your loss user.
I really admire guys who stay strong during tough times. I couldnt imagine doing that.
You seem pretty tough dude. I'm sure your dad is really proud of you.
Keep staying strong!

Femanon is the basis but theres always room for a little tweak here and there.

-vchan

I'm just starting to think Anna is the onky legitimate woman in these threads. And she's boring af.

Why list them from best to worst?

Different anons bring different things to the table & while it can be looked at as one giant community I see it as a Family of some sort

_S.D.

? I've literally posted vocaroos, pics and timestamps before though? Lol

-vchan

Thanks user, he was a really good guy. It's difficult but life moves you away if you don't walk with it, he's in my heart, soul, and music and he'll always be here when I need him the most. That's what really matters. And thank you again user, hope you have a good night :)

wait'll you see her dick user, it's feminine as fuck

We live in a trans nation. None of that is conclusive. Like I said, your dick and balls is probably twice our size.

>I see it as a family

Honestly this!
It feels like one big weird dysfunctional family and I love it!

-vchan

I think I admitted to creating a couple this week before to Anna but I already forget

It's ok to be emotional when something like this happens to you.

It's ok to cry when you lose someone dear to you.

It's also ok to be tough through these times but please don't neglect your mourning or it will hit you in the face later on or it will make you feel numb, you don't want either of those, your dad probably meant something to you so don't neglect the feelings you harbored for him.

As a fellow user, I wish you the best in these hard times for you, user.

- Sucks Penis

Aww it could be my stupid period talking but that was so so sweet to read. I really love the outlook on it.

I got some ovaries user. Those are kinda like balls? Maybe they're huge? Lol

Sounds like the only way to prove being a female is to take a pic of that birth certificate Haha

-vchan

I normally don't share my feelings but it's to the point I feel comfortable saying that this is my 2nd home

You're a weird as fuck female then.

I love it when others create it honestly Haha.

Fuck man this period is really kicking my ass. I'm being more emotional and open than I usually would be lol
(Also obviously not the user you're speaking to but this stuff got me feelings all sad)

-vchan

Just claim you have a 50 inch penis, I don't think anybody cares besides the dudes trying to poke you out of your comfort zone.

- Sucks Penis

_S.D.

I totally didn't forget to say who these were :/

Thank you SP. I'll take your word. It's difficult for most guys to be emotional, but I understand what you mean. I'd rather let it out now and not be wasting away later. You have a good heart, keep the good vibes. Not sure if you are religious and if you are just take it as a huge compliment, God bless you my dude

Same here user. It's a place where I can be an unfiltered version of myself and it can be so relaxing at times.

...weird in a good way? Lol

-vchan

Idk why I found it funny that you guys have similar name initials SD & SP

how many minutes of riccardo milos can you live through?

>weird in a good way?
Not sure yet

And now this thread is probably gone

Hours if I was high enough to deal with it

Why say I have a 50 inch penis when I could have a 75 inch penis? The possibilities are endless! Lol

-vchan

Correction or in this case Erection it's 69 Icnhes

_S.D.

I'm too tired for this Lol

Haha are you kinda new to this thread still?
I can assure you that I think I'm a fairly decent human. At least I hope I am!

And yep this thread will be sinking any minute now.

It's been an honor to go out with you fine people

-vchan

I'm not religious at all but I will accept your kind words regardless

>69

Heyyyyy!!!

-vchan

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Kek

Yeah bye. Also I've been in these threads for 6 months, but on Yea Forums for about 10 years.

See ya'll in the next one SD out

Perhaps to another time, perhaps farewell.

- Sucks Penis

Haha 6 months and you still seem so unsure about me
You're a tough critic I guess.
Ah well!

-vchan

Attention seeking fag

Off and on for around six months. Your voice and pictures are obviously feminine, but your overall aura is not.

Farewell until next time perhaps?
Take care bud