Alright bros. I have a huge crush on this one girl but I don’t know how to ask her out (pic attached is her) she’s super cute, really funny, and just... perfect. She loves edgy memes, she watches anime but she’s not a weeb, she’s good at basically everything, and I just don’t think I’m good enough for her.
She’s like... 4’11 but she’s still hella thick. Her eyes are so blue I could just drown in them... and honestly? I would kill the fucking sun just to see her smile. I love her so much and I’ve known her for years. Please help a fellow robot out and give some advice!!
you have to convince yourself youre better than her even if its just fake, or else youre doomed
Brayden Kelly
She’s an ugly cow, looks like she’s 12 too. So you’re either a pedo or underage. GTFO, faggot.
Joseph Young
she looks like a guy named Nathan post more pics tho
Ryder Collins
well, you do know that you are going to have to rape her..........., right?
Camden Hernandez
just ask her on a date, literally use the words 'hey, would you like to go on a date with me?' and if she says no be cool with it, don't sperg out about your feelings
Make her feel insecure and she'll be begging to suck your dick
Luke Clark
how about striking up a conversation and just asking her out like a fucking normal person, you don't have to make everything a full on autism spaghetti fest fuckwit
Hunter Price
ever seen a petite girl? go to a college there are some young looking bitches you sjw fagot cuck >hur dur you like small girl you pedo
Parker Thomas
whatever you say, baby boy
Aiden Thompson
better get going youll be late to the protest about womens ass hairs being repressed
Owen Stewart
Stop being a bitch, bitch.
Thomas Allen
Tell her everything you told us in beginning.. Except about thickness.. Best of luck..
Isaac Jones
just straight up ask her out bro. dont end up like i did, loving a girl but not having the confidence to ask her out. ive basically ruined my chances with her by being a little bitch boy. so just ask her out. whats the worst that could happen? she says no? its not the end of the world
Asher Hernandez
sure shes not a trap???
Caleb Lewis
I’m not sure... she might be. But I really don’t care if she is. I’ll love her no matter what
Aaron Baker
Ew shes an ugly tranny. If you tell her that you like her she's going to literally vomit because that's just disgusting.
Liam Turner
I'm sure that she would find the fact that you're posting pictures of her on b for a bunch of strangers to be really sexy.
Fucking delusional creep
Alexander Russell
Oh shit the ugly tranny found you OP! She's seems angry!
Jacob James
That's a dude.
Austin Edwards
You have to ask her out or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. I was In love with my best friend and never had the guts to ask her out and we drifted apart. Do it or you’ll regret it even if she might reject you.
James Young
ok but how thick IS she exactly?
Mason Smith
cool story bro
Kayden Perry
She won’t fuck you as good as the girls in the porn ads here would if you paid them.
Mason Peterson
Bruh just start flirting a bit n see how she responds, if she doesn't reciprocate then stop, if she does then continue it for about a week then ask her out somewhere (not the cinema that's normie shit and puts pressure on yous to make out n all that) maybe go out a walk or plan a decent day out, good luck bro, oh and have confidence my guy nothings gonna go wrong
Michael Carter
Nah g that's for if the date is going very well, or once you've been on a few, don't wanna come on too strong
William Gomez
honestly OP your best bet is to fuck other bitches then see how you really feel about her, cause from what you're telling us it seems like you haven't seen many other women before. So just forget about her and go out in the world and fuck other bitches, lift some weights maybe start going out more and then see if you're actually into her.
Cameron Morris
Put fake cast on arm. Wait in parking lot. Ask her to help you load a couch in your van. Saw it in a movie. Worked really well at breaking the ice. Helps if you have a dry well in your basement. Hope this helps.
