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S/fur
Feminists Agree!
because its obviously a smarter idea than dating
I'm tired of people calling traps gay, So I have to drop some knowledge on you guys.
Traps aren't gay.
If you think about it on an instinctual level, men are the dominate gender. So by dominating a man you dominate nature, It doesn't make you gay, because it's about survival.
When you fuck dudes being gay shouldn't cross your mind, because you're just showing them dominance and making them submit to your will. When you fuck another dude it you can't be gay. You rise above such notions and become an apex predator.
Men fuck each other in prison, not because they're gay, but because you have to show dominance.
It's fuck or get fucked. They could be gay, (but that's if they like it) or they could understand the hierarchy, knowing they have no choice but to submit to most dominate man in the area.
Also. Men have 50% female genes and are women until they develop a Y Chromosome. So all guys start off as women, and guys kiss girls, so when you kiss a dude you kiss multiple women at the price of one guy. And when they kiss girls they get cooties.
Basically makes him 75% female. Which is high enough to round up to 80%.
>So by dominating a man you dominate nature, It doesn't make you gay, because it's about survival
lmao to the kek
Sex is determined by characteristics you bigots
*roller coaster metaphor*
theres only 2 genders. Diamond hard human cock and pillowy soft dog vagina
no one on
I want to boop her nose
its a sad night
'til boop shows up
box thread plz
they have alot of life over there
I'm alive somehow.
And I see feralfag is still stinking up the place
furry=/=zoo
Antrho furry art is awesome.
People who sleep with actual animals are pathetic.
he hangs out
kinda part of the community at this point
Wrong they are based and redpilled
If he hadn't shown up and started talking about how he fucks his dogs constantly, he would have been more tolerable. But he does that shit all the time, like we get it, you're an incel. Move on and start posting actual content and not the same 6 images.
Anyways, how has your day been?
Trips of truth don't lie.
Bestiality is a pathetic way to end up in Hell.
>Incel
You retards keep using that word wrong. I swear evertime a new word get stopped everybody plays along and thinks they're smart
What if I send your faggot god to my hell instead? Fuck you
ok good night
i feel the same way about dash with his endless bitching about how much his life sucks because he is a jobless bisexual nigger shemale with hairy legs and spamming threads with gore ( if an user is posting furry gore it's obviously him ) and cubs
so you moved from cats to dogs?
Christ did storm the gates of Hell, and took the keys to the gates of Hades.
Look kid, I ain't in the mood tonight to waste any further mental space on you. Either hero or don't talk to me you crusty cum covered dish rag
Look, dash is just being dash and he hasn't figured out his life because he's constantly up in the clouds. When he comes down he's a completely different person.
Okay?
sorry even im barely half here
its been a day
i might bug out of here soon
look at the toilet....
>. When he comes down he's a completely different person.
dash has always been an asshole
Bruh I ain't even all the way here either. I've been trapped in a mental fog that's been getting worse for the last month now.
what does your mind think about in its spare time?
Dash acts in his own way. Even after what happened yesterday between me and him I don't blame him for his actions. Don't judge a book by its cover is all I'm saying.
dash is a roll of toilet paper
You guys are honestly such a gigantic bunch of faggots. Your lives are so stale and boring you need to make up your own little dramas online just to feel a bit attention. Literally nobody cares, just post porn you raging pathetic homos.
i know rite
And then there's Spiderman!
Nothing. It's getting to the point my attention span is less than a gold fish
You haven't talked with the man outside these threads have you?
K, and?
>You haven't talked with the man outside these threads have you?
ew no never
There ya go then. Way to judge an entire person based off a small fraction of their life.
he is cancer
And so is your thought process. Look, you can think whatever you want but you ain't gonna change my mind and it appears im not changing yours.
I'm just here for the porn. Can we just go back to doing that?
fucking cancer
at least i keep my mind in imagination land
>dash in every thread
>my life sucks
>why am i always such a loser
>i want to die
>reeeee stop posting dogs
>fills threads with gore as user
>fills threads with cub as user
>waah why am i male
>waaahh government wants to kill me
>waaah my penis is too smol
I'm surprised you've come back, hermfag. I thought you had gotten out of high school by now.
fucking die already
For once I'm actually living. I have a car now.
it won't last long
Nope, not with my brother and I driving it. Then I'll get an old Corvette and put that Honda to shame.
Namefags politics should be an early afternoon thing. Porn it is
Sure, whatever you think.
If only I could concentrate enough to do that. Maybe I gotta go to a doc or shrink or something.
>Why is he always complaining
>Fills thread with complaints
Nice going there.
pew
Snailkin is an old troll who's been around about 4 years, and has recently returned from a year long hiatus. It's obvious it's him because he never capitalizes anything and always talks about me even when I'm not here because he really wants my dick.
don't
care
crash
and
burn
you must really love the taste of his cock
>you must really love the taste of his cock
>projecting this hard
sorry i forgot your penis is a useless mangled mess
because you rant about it almost everyday
What car did you buy?
i hope the first person that decides to fuck you gives you an std i really fucking do
the speediest fastiest kind
Another corvette?
Someone motivate me to go lift weights. I have the chance now and I've already noticed progress just doing body weight exercises and haven't even done any in a week. I need to do squats and work on my butt.
Not really. It's meh, I just don't like it.
I'm lucky enough to have a 1998 Honda Prelude handed down from my uncle which went my grandma, and now she can't drive so my brother and I will have it. It's only been here at my mom's house two weeks, and the little shit has already tried to claim it as his own, put the keys on his gay Jordan's lanyard (which I took off), bought a fake carbon fiber license plate cover, a retarded lightsaber looking shift knob, and a blue steering wheel cover which he doesn't even like and we took off. And he doesn't even have a learner's permit. That's what mommy and daddy's money does when he didn't really experience the shit we went through in the ghetto to get to the point of buying stupid useless shit like there's no tomorrow. Good thing I'm not a dumbass and know how to save money.
hell ye boi
My mom has a brand new Z06 and I plan on getting a 5th gen Z06. We're all a bunch of fucking car nerds and I love it.
i know about the blue one
i dunno about anything else
I mean everyone in the gfur threads want to fuck me, and they sure as hell won't.
I am considering a business venture in which I train falcons to mash potatoes with their claws, akin to pilgrims mashing grapes with their feet to make wine. By doing so, I could sell pre-mashed potatoes to people across the tri-state area without the effort of mashing the potatoes myself.
The idea seemed rock solid, but the issue of falcons pooping in the potato mashing vat as they do their justice would make a tough sell for my ready-to-eat potato product. At first I considered the possibility of potty-training the falcons, which should be easy enough if I have already trained them to mash potatoes, but I doubt that the paying consumers will take my word that no shit is sneaking into their dinner side dish.
So I'm left with two choices. The first being designing some kind of falcon-diaper, which can catch the bird poop before it makes contact with the ex-unmashed potatoes. Though this might work, it deeply disrupts my mental image of rows and rows of majestic birds of prey stomping away at their own individual potato buckets.
The other option, which I would much prefer, would be to filter out the poop in post, cleansing the monster mash and leaving it ready to be consumed. Unfortunately I have no way of determining whether or not this is possible, so I leave that to you. Can bird shit be filtered out from a mixture of it and mashed potatoes, leaving an edible substance behind?
I should probably learn to read names,
2 weeks and its already getting riced, hah, but the prelude is kinda decent looking imo, Have you gotten too drive the z06 yet?
>Have you gotten too drive the z06 yet?
HA! I haven't even driven the Prelude yet, but I will tomorrow. My mom is just now getting used to the monster because it just wants to roast the tires constantly. I won't be driving it any time soon, but I know for sure I'll be the first of my siblings since I'm the Corvette fanatic and a damn spitting image of my mom.
FALCON PUNCH!
Wowie, you seem to be on his mind quite often.
Never tried it. My bf on the other hand...
shut the fuck up and let me play with my goddamn cube
You can't even solve it, brainlet.
Yea I can imagine it being a monster, it has what? like 650 hp? and I thought my last car with 340 was awsome and thats alittle over half of that, so i can only imagine!
>I won't be driving it any time soon
Why not? :c
IM TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT
Is it a regular Rubik's cube? Only idiots can't solve those by now
i got a bike
i can do mebe, like, .6 horsepower!
Algorithms!
Yep, 650 BALD EAGLES. I won't be driving it because I would actually kill myself, and she certainly wouldn't let me anyway. That car is no fucking joke, she had a 2015 Camaro SS before and she though that was fast, but the Z06 is legit a super car that can keep up with Lambos in street races, and stupid kids who have parents with way too much money crash them because they're so ridiculous. I wouldn't have even trusted myself in her Camaro, let alone my dream car.
>kill myself,
Yea ive been close to doing that 1 time from what I remember, dumbest thing I ever did, driving like an idiot is dengerous sometimes.
> I wouldn't have even trusted myself in her Camaro, let alone my dream car.
I sorf of have that feeling aswell, if I manage to save enough money for my dream car Id prob have to hold way back because I would probably do dumb shit with it.
I'm a pretty careful person though. I drove my grandma's GMC Sierra Z71 which is a big V8 too, so I could be careful enough. It's keeping myself from hearing that bad bitch scream and do 140 that I would have a hard time with.
ur acronyms make me tired
ima do the sleep thing
Good luck with your sleep thing.
Eh I am most of the time aswell, was just racing this mustang guy on the highway for like 30 minutes on my 8 hour drive.
>GMC Sierra Z71
Never heard of that brand before, looks like a typical 'merican pickup i think
It's just a high end Chevy Silverado 1500, that's what all GMC trucks are. More luxury features and stuff, but it's certainly now slouch either, she definitely likes to move.
I haven't even been given the opportunity to drive my Dad's Diesel BMW yet and I've had my licence for almost 5 years. Where's my untamed v8.
That ain't livin' barry
Come to 'Murica where we have real cars.
Looks like a big ol truck bit I wouldnt be suprised if it could move fast with a big v8 in it.
> Diesel BMW
> Diesel
Gotta get them torques
Not to mention much cheeper cars then in the EU
I should ask the local bogan down the road if I can have a flog in one of the Holden Commodores he has strewn across his front lawn in disrepair
Chuck a couple of doughies and skids, I'm sure he'll be feeling patriotic
Commodores are pretty cool. I wish we had Holden and the Ute here, I love that thing even if it's impractical as hell. It's a sedan chopped up into a small truck with a Corvette engine in it, what's not to love? For an Australian car it's about as 'Murican as you can get, ya crazy fuckin Aussies.
That thing is torquey as all fuck. I've been with him a few times when we've driven up a local hill, and it absolutely flies up there like is nothing. It's only a little 2 litre twin-turbo but it goes hard. I don't think I could coax the 2 litre 4-banger in my lancer to do even 1/3rd of that.
The only thing not to love is the crowd it attracts, and consequently lack of street cred.
There really are ferals that have these things strewn across their front lawns while stripping them. It's not even a meme. Ford Falcons are the same, although I like the Ford Falcon Xr6 for the mighty Aussie designed and built Barra 4 litre straight 6. I have a real soft spot for straight 6 motors, they sound fucking awesome, and the 2JZ and RB are legends.
If I was a car nut, I'd get an Xr6 turbo ute and crank up the PSI, maybe some anti-lag. I wouldn't be able to drive it anywhere without getting it impounded though. Fuckin' nanny-state hoon laws.
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I believe you, that's a good portion of rednecks here in the south with old cars rotting in their yard. Yeah, straight 6's are pretty dope. But my all time favorite engine note is the Formula 1 V10's, before they went to shit with the gay turbo 6's. I really want to build a billet aluminum, small displacement, high revving V10 like that and put it in a Lotus.
what ever happened to s/scalie?
I still think this stuff is pretty insane. The arabs solidified my love for the sound of a 6cyl youtu.be
Hearing them scream as they go full send it up a hill is awesome. Man if I had the money, I'd love to go see it in person.
V10's sound pretty awesome too. I've never been a fan of the ultra-high revving F1's though. Technically, it's impressive, but they end up sounding like vacuum cleaners. I mean, an engine is an air pump, with a big fuck-off turbo and a good air-filter, you could probably suck the dust out of a black hole. I shouldn't be giving myself ideas like that.
What the crazy things that happen this week on you?
Realising my life will never be complete without a stronk tiger wife
That shit is sick, anything in dirt is insane in general. Hopefully I'll get to see the drag races at the track when race season rolls around.
>feelsbadman.jpg
Bigfoot?
Actually, I take that back. I still love the GT2 Corvettes above all else. Good god I can only imagine what that sounds, and *feels* like, hearing it from a mile away then flying by at 200mph. That's the shit I want to do.
This right here would be my dream: youtu.be
A 6 cyl monster. Once the turbos spool it's off like a fucking freight train
I need one of these for my 23rd birthday. Just need to find myself rich adoptive parents
this song is way more catchy than it has any right to be
One day, I will build a C6 Z06 and turn it into a dedicated track car, as loud, fast, and utterly ridiculous as I can get, no expenses spared.
Bleh, I'm not a fan of GTR's just because of the reputation it gets and how everyone says they're just lifeless and not fun, simply fast. Don't like the sound either, personally. My brother is a GTR fanboy and gets butthurt when I tell him 911 Turbos are faster. If I were to pick any car
Those are some big milkers.
Just how I like um =D
Rusty Cage man he's not bad check out his Knife Game song
Yee. I appreciate breasts of all sizes though. I do love me some small titties and DFC too, but I have a slight preference of thicc girls with huge tits and ass.
Finally getting porn rather than people wallowing in their own self-pity and depression all because some guy was posting some lame bestiality
Porches are cool too, again, 6 cyl monsters. I would love to have a 911 turbo, in fact it has been a bit of a dream car for a while now. I just love the sound. The Nissan 370z is another notable car for me in that respect.
Hearing those things light up the tyre's whilst smacking against the redline is life
Same here. My brother wants a 370z so he can rice it out... yet he will never be faster than me and my monstrous Corvettes which I will probably modify until they grenade, lel.
Mhmm I feel you good taste!
Sometimes it just takes some posters to actually just get the thread really goin'
>Nightshade
Oh baby, please dominate me and make me mommy's little bitch.
You're killing me, user.
Glad to actually get some good art and people posting after all this time
Fuckin' A
Smoke them stupid rice-boxes
I never really got the whole rice thing. I'd like to change the bumpers on my lancer to be a little less ugly and bland, but not rice. I mean, Mitsubishi's fake factory spoiler on a front-wheel drive is already a bit of a laugh.
Stupid ricer's do make for some hilarious videos though
What's VTECH? Uh durr, it's Very Tall Engine Cooling.
Lmao. A classic.
Oops! My bad...
Yeah, it's definitely not my thing either. I prefer function over form which is why I'll strip my cars to the chassis to make them as light as possible. Gotta go fast, y'know?
Please continue so I can die happy. I need death by snu snu.
Finally. After all this drama, the thread is finally done
...
Drama is fun to watch though
Top-fuel dragster fast?
The other week I watched a video where they did 0-300mph in a 1/4 mile. That would be an experience. Something to tell the grand-kids
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