ITT: we wait

ITT: we wait.

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Damnit I’m five minutes late, I owe them money.
Or Im on time and wait 45 minutes to be seen

*Talks loudly to GF on phone, complaining about all the niggers in the waiting room*

what are we waiting for?

PROTIP: Godot isn't coming...

IM BACK BITCH
DUBS GET SHOT
TRIPS OR MORE DEFEAT ME

Let out hot fish fart

Blames it on .
Gets shot.

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>Go to a news outlet on my phone because I don’t want people to see I browse Yea Forums.
>Half read articles while looking around.

ugggg, i don't feel so good guys

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Dont count as dubs

NO. 0.00000001 REPORT TO MR. HANSON'S OFFICE.

>foot tapping

Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok, Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,Tik Tok,

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hey do you mind if i sit here?

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Gotta scratch without looking like I'm jerking off.

Cute redhead catches me scratching. Thinks I'm jerking off...

>picks up an outdated National Geographic magazine and flips through it

>I wonder how I can force the word nigger into this thread, too?

*bang* *bang*
No dubs

hey, why did you take my seat?

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Ah fuck i got dubs
>puts grenade in mouth
I REGRET NOTHIN-

Body Count: 2

Uh.. Go ahead.
>wow this guy smells bad
>shouldn't have done that

Sorry, man
>moves to the other side of the room

>What's an unreasonable short time for you to finish.
Hey you done with that? I wanna read that article on the..
*Leans down and eye strains at cover*
Sha...teee...kee.. people.."

>taps acrylic nails against my phone impatiently
*sigh*

*Music plays for waiting*
youtube.com/watch?v=neV3EPgvZ3g

Yeah, here you go
>hands the magazine over
Careful with the front cover, it's almost torn off

>B.O. wafts, taking over the ambient smell of the room.
>stares at the floor in silence.

Thanks for sitting next to me, I was getting kind of lonely. What brings you here on this rainy day? Do you like Jazz music? My mom always told me that jazz is the gateway to the soul of a lover. Have you had much luck with love? I remember my first love, oh mercy.

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*Smells B.O*
Hehe stinky

not trying to flex on yall but

check out the new ICE

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>glares

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*Sings along in all Dee's and doos quietly trying to guess the melody.
Not very good at it.*

Yeah, it's alright.
>clears throat
>jesuschristpleasehurry

"Could you pass me a tissue please, young man?"

hey guys! what are we waiting for?

Our porno shoot!

looks like it's empty

Champagne?

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>coughs loudly

thanks but i brought my own

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Dont mind me I'm just waiting to see how long it takes for /pol/ to shit all over this thread.

Very good ma'am.
>Ahem

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Here have something to read

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> opens door
> Looks in
"Sorry, wrong room."
> slowly closes door
Barely hear him say "Need more rapeseed oil..."

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Why does your hand look like it belongs to a teletubby?

>open a youtube video with soundbits of hentai
>play out loud for a few seconds in solidarity

Nigga looks like a South Park mitten.

Single tear

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>*bing bing*
>*wahoo!*
>upon closer inspection, I am not even playing anything, I'm just playing these sound effects from my phone