g/fur
cock appreciation
G/fur
Kayden Campbell
Julian Fisher
Beat me to it.
Jeremiah Edwards
I figured it was time for one
Brandon Hernandez
Benjamin Green
Appreciation of bulge and undies too
Mason Lewis
Zachary Morgan
Jeremiah Walker
Jaxon Cooper
Alexander Cook
Cameron Ward
Jason Jones
holla
Luke Ramirez
Guys, holy fuck... Story time.
>finally get my dad to take me to a BVB concert
>show is amazing obviously
>after the show we're on our way out and I see him
>Andy fucking Sixx is on his way to his limo
>go up and ask for his autograph
>"Is that all you want, kid?"
>my jaw drops and so do his pants
>I immediately dive between his legs and catch his creamy logs in my mouth, swallowing them quickly but not too quickly to savor the flavor
>half an hour passes and my stomach is about to burst
>at this point I'm actually starting to shit myself as well just because I'm so fucking full of Andy's dreamy logs
>Andy pulls up his pants, winks at me, gets in his limo and leaves
>turns out my dad was watching the whole time
>says he wants to eat Andy's shit next time too
Christ almighty, what a night! And I'm still full!
Lincoln Butler
bump
Jaxson Phillips
Charles Kelly
two cuties
Carson Smith
One cutie
Two cutie
Red cutie
Blue cutie
William Walker
so many
Easton Johnson
Owen Ward
Justin Jenkins
Jayden Thompson
I hope both of my roommates go away this weekend
Julian Rodriguez
Tyler Long
Dear Yea Forums,
It's us, user-anus, once again. Except this time it's the logger speaking.
We are finished with your logless shills, immaturity, and Dani Filth pissfags that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Loggit? 9log? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at SIXX am Yea Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant eat Andy's sh*t"
Not only do I have my slidding skills and team aside me, but I also have 9log, the founding website of user-anus, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE POO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Poop and Heaving here, with the SLIDD and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things logless from your website.
As of now, you have SIXX hour and SIXX minutes.
The log is slidding, gentlemen.
We are logion.
We do not waste shit.
We do not log off.
- The Logger
Christopher Carter
I'm going to call it a night
Jace Ross
Night.
Luke Sullivan
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from John Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepatedsimpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy’s genius shit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)
Asher Peterson
>it was... Andy's behind??