If the econony is doing "so well", why can't I find jackshit in southern cali?

>mfw expelled at 15 and make $33.25/hr + benefits as a fitter fabricator
educate this, homosexuals

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Nope. I dress in a pompous way in interviews (stupid dress shirts, etc.). I shave. Overweight? Keep coping. Socially awkward? Ya actually, but I definitely don't show it in interviews.

That projection though..

Whats your degree for? Is it a meme degree?

That's well above what they average. What company?

Sort of. It's a trade degree. I fucked up. If I had never done it, I would have been dome with a bachelors I was doing already. This was by far the dumbest decision of my life.

I asked everyone I knew if they could hook me up. None could.

Not the other guy, but you DO come off as an arrogant prick. Starting a post off with "I have a Degree" makes you look like a dick.

But you'll just ignore this and stroke your cock about pwning those Yea Forums trolls, right?

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Or don't like in a blue state where the morons gather.

I have a four year degree and 2 years experience. It has taken me almost 6 months to land a 40k/yr job. I think unemployment statistics are false. It's much higher than they claim, and it's climbing. I've noticed that 18-25 dollar an hour jobs that used to require a college education are now high school diploma required. Funny, most employers care more if you don't drink or do drugs than if you're smart. Entry level jobs require MS degree and 5 years?

Something is up for sure. A two year degree never helped me 10 years ago either. It's a crap shoot.

Get better b8

What trade?

In what field? Took me only 6 weeks to find a chem job with only a bachelor's degree and little lab experience starting at 45k.

Geology, Experience as a hydrogeologist and geochemist

Electrical.
The bachelors I was doing was in business admin/econ. Honestly, I just want an easy cush teaching job now but fuck it. Depends how the next to job opportunities go.

*two

Best of luck and kinda surprised always thought electricians were always needed, try maybe in public schools idk

Op is an idiot. You don't need a degree to get a GC license as an electrician. He could have worked as an apprentice and studied for the test. He would have hit the ground running once he got his license subcontracting or winning bids. Instead he let them waste his time and money.

>California
There's your problem.

They kind of are, but mostly journeymen. Most people just don't want to train from the ground up besides unions.

Its easier to get security work if you already have your guard card, you can get it online, you have a 2 year degree I'm sure you'll figure it put

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It cost me no money but I do feel like an idiot for wasting time on this when I could have finished a bachelors by now had I not done this.
Even more so since trade school isn't even easy and that effort amounts to shit. I only did it because I had met another electrician when I was at a CC that was saying "oh ya, I went to trade school. I recommend it. I personally just want to switch careers because it's not my thing".

Ya now I'm on the same spot.

Also, if you think it's easy to get an apprenticeship, you're full of it. If I can't even get one with my associates, imagine without one.

It really seems pointless to bother with this trade unless you happen to know people.

Could a felon with a double homicide on his sheets get a guard card?

I don't believe that for a second cholo. You sound like a liberal wastoid piece of trash making excuses.

Cholo?

And don't believe what exactly, retard?

Want me to post a pic of my useless associates?

Also, "liberal waste making excuses".

Are you a Trumptard?

>or don't like in a blue state where the morons gather.

Yeah buddy, the blue states keeping your backwards shit state afloat are the ones filled with morons. Nice spelling btw.

Holy fucking yikes my dude, thats trickier, how long ago was the felon?

Yep. Southern Cali is fun and chicks are tops but good luck affording a house.

I'm 34 with no college or skills. Got a felony from defendjng my wife (drunk bastard was an off duty cop so they used that.)
After jail all i do is care for my 94 year oks grandmother for 600 a month. When she dies...i have nothing but my nurse wife to support me.

Honestly can't wait til I can brag about my shitty associates on Yea Forums one more year baby

14 years old. I didnt mean to shot my dad when he was beating and molesting my sister and I. The bullet went through and hit my uncle.

I want to get a liveable wage job so I can get my sister out if foster care. Of course i have to fins her first.

You sound Mexican socal brotatotard tbh

>Yang2020

So many keks

>not answering the question

What don't you believe about my story, tard?

And bragging? You are retarded. I even called it worthless in the post you're referencing.

So try talking to the union. They get a lot of work and always need grunts to pull wire on big jobs. With your trade school, you have a leg up on untrained apprentices. Or go talk to independent contractors. The truth is, if they are busy they can make money on your labor.

Id kill for some nurse wife ass

How do you "sound mexican" on a board where you can't pick uo accents?

Holy shit
>being this retarded
And no, I'm not mexican

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>not knowing more than one other person here

Op you're actually acoustic o.O

Don't blame you. She's amazing. No hold back in bed, doesn't give af if i never work again. Im just raising the kids and looking after my grams but it pissed me off i have no skill beyond home repairs and the sort. The only time I can go to a class is only 600pm or later amd only tuesdays amd. Thursdays.

Suuucks.

Mexican confirmed

Conservatard "logic" at work, that's how.

>daaaaaa he is in Commiefornia durrrrrr he must be a Mejican hurrrrrrr

Cant we all just get along?

Keep your head up dude. You're lucky. I'd worship some nurse pussy daily

No that's boring

Your sister might be better off in foster care, you know. Not everyone in foster care gets molested. My sister actually loved it: No more get buttfucked by daddy.

That'd be nice but these idiots automatically resort to attacking anyone looking for help.

Just say fuck it and work pipeline, garbage man, or literally any trade because none of that shit is worth your time bud

This is Yea Forums you absolute moron lololol

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Ya.. I mean there is one union. I applied on lile august and I actually was supposed to have my interview already but it seems I have to wait 1-4 weeks for that.
Everyone i know with the trade associates/cert got in so if I don't get in, I'll be salty.

This fat Mexican can't pass the drug test

>acoustic
Was that supposed to be a joke? Acoustic has to do with sound..
Anyways, I asked maybe 10 people.

Projecting this hard. So sad.

No shit, kiddy faggot.

I'm genuinely excited to get my associate faggot, lived in Cali all my life, was in the Army and has gotten every job I've ever interviewed for. You ever think its you and not the degree?

That is some rough shit, it is possible but you need a Cert of Rehabilitation, than you can get the card but that doesnt guarantee the job, I wish you the best of luck bro

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B8'd

>You ever think its you and not the degree?

Why would it be me? I do everything right in the interviews (extremely rare for me to even get 1).

I become a conformist in interviews "oh overtime? Yes, not a problem". Etc.

Eye contact. Mild smile. Answering questions well. Dressing like a nub.

Only so much I can do.

Its fucked, I know out here employers can be real cunts, how vast is your work history? And how many pages is your resume?

We sound a lot alike OP and what a coincidence, we're in the same situation. I have a feeling the world wants people like us to die out.

I've never had a job and it's about 3 pages. All in crayon.

My resume is pretty shit tbh. Only had one good job but it was temp. I stayed 3 or 4 months before the job was terminated.

After that, I went to school for a semester and summer. Applied in August for stuff. 2 general labor jobs laid me off in a week. Have no clue why. Last job I had was 5 hrs total of transportation so I quit.

So my resume actually looks terrible. 4 jobs, 2 ended through layoffs and 1 I quit because of transportation. That's really it.

>i have no degree
>83,000 a year banking job cuz i started as a teller and actually worked hard for 7 years.

Well if you're serious 3 pages is quiet a bit for somebody with no work history, I'd say keep the crayon because it shows how creative you are, all jokes aside employers hate looking through stacks of paper work, give clear cut short paragraphs otherwise they won't even bother reading it, and as soon as you've sent that shit, call the company ask to soeak to the manager and let them know "Hi I'm user, recently applied for the position and just wanted to introduce myself" and if you're feelin real gay you can ask them some questions but only if they aint busy my dude

ALSO REFERENCES, BITCHES LOVE REFERENCES, what part of Cali?

>what part of Cali?
I live basically near LA.

>Cali
Sorry user, it's because your white. Have you tried growing your hair out and screaming at HR for not calling you ma'am? That should net you middle management at least

I put my favorite bartender. Say he is a "client"

Lmao

ITS MAM

Kek

>I deserve a job

No you don't. Keep applying until you get one.
Based on your apparent temperament I would reject you as an applicant as well. You strike me as the type of employee who would complain constantly.

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Thats the pits, I used to live in anaheim when I was in high school, I'm up north now, jobs are alot more prevalent up here. My advice try and relocate, this place aint good to people who are just getting started, rents too high, jobs are too picky and your competition is so fucking grand that you are merely 1 shit particle in the septic tank called LA

1. 2. This is exactly why I straight up feel like starting a certain business with a person I know. So I don't have to deal with this pompous attitude. Just as you wouldn't want to hire me, I wouldn't want to work under someone like you.

Yep... I feel like going to where the buying power is at it's highest. Haven't looked at which state has the best buying power, but some places in general that onterest me is either texas or florida.

Arizona and ohio is cheap as dirt, have buddies living out in both and they both live easy off they're dead end jobs

>texas
we only want people that do work. You can stay in the commie hellhole that you helped create

Move to a conservative area instead of a liberal asf area.

You know what? Fuck texas. Filled with illiterate people like you. Can't read the op, huh?

>implying there are no sane people here whonjust get out numbered by fags and nigs, typical hick

Thats what I'm saying, this place is garbage, I say we santion it off and turn the whole state into a homeless shelter

>throwing this much of a tantrum
This is why nobody wants to hire you

Aww I offended you

>IF JOBS SO GUD Y NO I HAVE

>Y ORANG MEN

>Y NO I HAVE GUD JUB

neck yourself

>implying there are no sane people here whonjust get out numbered by fags and nigs, typical hick
>implying that there's not outliers in every population
>implying Mr 'wah I have an associate's from some shitty Junior College but can't get work' OP is any kind of exception

Fuck you Tyrone

I'm not the one who threw a hissy fit on a Chinese Winnie the Pooh fan board, champ

Fuck you I aint OP I got 2 jobs

You belt buckle cousin fuckin dipshit

California has shunned Trump and all the benefits of a pro-American president because he's kind of a dick and said some abrasive things. Sucks for you, fag.

you guys know what to do with this
Wolf Dude#4676
ps, its a discord account

Well then, you might make it if you came to Texas and tried doing some man work for good pay and a much lower cost of living.
Mr "I'm perfect and I ace my interviews y won't they call?!", however, would not

Not your personal army
Yeah that basically sums it up, people get fired out here for having the "wrong" opinions

Can confirm. I'm a supervisor at a roofing company and we cant find experienced guys to fill out positions. People from other construction companies tell me the same. Its not like the pay is shit, we start at $20/h, its just anyone that wants to be employed already is.

What part of I got 2 jobs did you not get you illiterate cow fucking, dick smoking redneck?
>man's work
>Implying you arent a beta faggot living in Houstin

Some things just come down to luck. Best advice in this thread right here: keep trying.

This

youtu.be/CxRtvYeqVsI

Mad when I shit talk Texas, huh?

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Couldn’t be that you’re a fucking autist looking for a job in an overpopulated part of the country

Trump is a retard though.
To give you one example, he actually believes in trinkle down economics. reuters.com/article/us-usa-economy-investment/1-5-trillion-u-s-tax-cut-has-no-major-impact-on-business-capex-plans-survey-idUSKCN1PM0B0

Well, let's look at some things here. Any degree is useless unless it's in the right field. What's your degree in? Second, you're in southern California. The economy is ran by liberals who stand to defy Trump and will do anything in their power to make him look bad, including destroying their economy.

nah just passing the time at my 6 figure job. It gets kind of boring some days, you know?
Wait, I guess you don't know.

Probably because you're a white guy.

Almost same boat as you except no grams. Nurse wife’s are tops. Still doesn’t help the fact I feel like a fucking loser

Maybe you just suck as a tradey. Honestly though, im in hvac, i was doing great, i was the lead tech, i oversaw the companies everyday operations, i managed my peers and directed the schedules, well i directed which employees to the specific projects. Unfortunately, a customer and i had a physical alter ation and i was dismissed. It had been difficult finding employeement, and finally i did, so from all my experience, i get to be a helper and start from the bottom again. I fuxkin hate my life. Fuck you

Also roofing is fucking hard, fuck that shit I did it for a summer. Not OP

>implying you're somehow better off with your two part time min wage jobs
I'd be angry at my state for turning things into such an explosive shitfest instead of expressing petty jealousy at someone who doesn't have to drive from his hotel job to his convenience store gig just to make rent on his studio appt in the ghetto
>Implying you arent a beta faggot living in Houstin
Midessa baby

>Implying my jobs are part time
>Implying my jobs are min wage
Bro I was in the service, waking up early and goi g ti bed late is my nread and butter, I'm sorry your man job has you working so hard you feel the need to come into a thread about work and only seem to want to talk about muh texus
Clearly they aint working you hard enough at your ram ranch

Why don't you go, jerk off to your lone star state flag ya faggot

Rents are starting to get bad in Az unless you live in the ghetto. > 1000 for a 1 bedroom apartment in a decent area. Home prices are rising fast with all the snowbirds. Also fuck off liberal California trash. Az is full.

Make more than you and I have time to shitpost on an anonymous yak herding forum

arrogant prick is a pretty accurate description of you

Hmmm...Soo...he was behind that..!?

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you must not be a minority, they get hired without even asking for the job. fuck sanctuary states and cities.

Getting on an Electrician Apprenticeship:
Step 1. Go down to local Labor temple and join the IBEW
Step 2. Take basic knowledge test
Step 3. Pass interview
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Profit

That fucking easy.

Or in California, this would've been a year ago, you would've gone down to PG&E and applied for their apprenticeship

Why don't you go bomb another interview?

You keep thinkin that way turd burglar

Have faith in America

Yu tellem Clitus

>only seem to want to talk about muh texus
I only said one thing. You faggots were the ones that sperged out at the idea that the rest of the country hates you

>Have a 2 yr degree

Stopped reading there. 2 year degrees don't mean shit anymore.

>hurrr winnie da poo chinese forum durrr
>hurrr yak herding forum

The height of conservatard humor folks. That joke was never funny and never will be. Keep beating that dead horse though you moron.

Cali is a shithole, literally livin here, I can see that

Yes. Everyone on Yea Forums makes 6 figs

Go and find it ngr

You dipshit, list your buddies as bullshit business's that you've worked for. Especially since you're looking for a "construction" job so many upstart contractor's out there. Just tell your friend's to be looking out for a phone call and tell em something easy.

i.e. Tell your buddy Bill that he runs Wild Bill's Construction and you were his onsite whatever. He let you go because he was forced to downsize, shit like that. Obviously pick friends that are clever enough to think this shit up.

Sorry to hear that.

>"bleh bleh im a normal arrogant dickbutt here for the job"

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Hey they're also fitizen chads and you're an incel okay sweety?

Dude... I DID try getting into the union before going to trade school. I passed their test (name was online) yet they never called me for an interview. Fast forward.. I got the trade school credentials, and got moved to the interview (it takes lile a whole year to get the interview). I was actually supposed to get interviewed this month but it seems I have to wait at most 4 more weeks

So it's not "that easy".

>Trump is a retard though.
Ya know he's the president, and you're posting on a Mexican burrito folding forum.

Worst part is I would have had a bachelors had I never done this 2 yr degree. Fuck me.

You male 6 figs and THIS is how you argue?

What is your job anyways? Rocket scientist engineer that practices nursing in space? Stop living in the clouds. I wouldn't be surprised if you're just a crazy homeless guy

The unemployment rates are fudged. Econ 101. Didn’t you learn that?

He's our president?? I wouldn't have guessed.

>t. SEETHING jobless incel

if it hasent already been said. 2 year degrees mean shit. and your in SoCal... so yeah your pretty much fucked there. move to Montana and im sure you will find a nice job.

Also from my experience i will tell you this. honestly an associates degree means fuck all and even then a bachelor doesn't mean much except for specific fields... most employers will take someone with 2-4 years of experience over someone with 2-4 year degree and no experience.

I was agreeing with you that everyone bullshits about making six figures and is also buff and a chad. You misread it.

Btw, the rich chad is "at work" "bored' in Texas when it's almost 11 pm there. He's also been in this thread for hours.

construction sounds like a lucrative field in cali considering how every year half the state burns down.

Got two 4-year degrees and can't find work in Jersey.
No, the degrees are not in gender studies and liberal arts; or african american studies, or any other bullshit.

Your fuckin lazy, and a habitual liar

I work the night shift. The trade off for making this much with no degree is that I get shitty hours sometimes. Also not as buff as I used to be. Got a bit out of shape one I advanced out of the grunt work. Probably should try to get /fit/ again.
I can tell that you're really smart by how good you are with time zones.

This. Work at machine shop and can't find people to work even 40hours.

thats because youre in cali faggot

Yeah all those night shift six figure jobs. What are you a fucking nurse or bell boy you fat turd?

Wait you mean I'm not on yahoo answers?

Sounds like you don't like physical labor. FYI teaching and dealing with kids is not all that easy cush.

You never taught. You should work as an aide first, and see how you like listening to howling middle-school kids 10 hours a day.

>job

>liberal state

thats your problem idiot.also,the economy is a pile of shit.but im sure living in southern california you cant tell the difference anyway because your just some dumb cuck liberal who lives in poverty anyway

>wah I can't get a six figure job with my meme degree!
>therefore nobody can make that much!
Really, the only part that actually makes me mad is the portion of my salary that goes to your gibs

"Jesus, you guys take a while to get back to a guy about a job, eh? I'm just sitting on this two year degree in smelling my armpits over here, applying for menial labor positions that I feel should be gracious to have me, since I'm smarter than any of these cunts could ever imagine. Hell, I would be running these outfits if I felt like it. I'm just letting them keep the lion's share of profit because I like the hours better. You believe me, though. You don't find literally millions of people with the qualifications that I have, and even if you somehow could, all of them are vulgar idiots that wouldn't know how to sniff my taint. I should know, I'm the fucking best at taint sampling. I've got a two finger analysis with less that 0.2% margin of error. Yeah, don't say anything, just give me a call and let me know when I need to come in and fix up this dump for you, right? hahaha. I'm kidding. By the way, I took a donut of some losers desk on the way in. You should've seen the guys face. Think he was gonna cry. Ha! Later, fellas."
>fucking bagged it

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pretty much this

Who fucking saw this and thought it would be funnier with the hot girl's sign shooped to say none needs to kill theirself.

Ha. Ha.
user is finding a job
Tick tock, wagie

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