Hey guys.
Me and my wife tried our best but our lives have fallen apart so now we're fucked. We've decided on a final road trip to have some fun before we kill ourselves. Any ideas on where we should go? We only have about $3k to play with and we're in Dallas.
We also need to find homes for our foster animals. Anyone need a pet?
Thanks,
-Drew
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Have one last fancy dinner together
I don't know what you mean. You mean head? I'm talking more along the lines of state parks and shit.
We're def gonna do that but we need to find these animals homes first. What's a good place to hike in the states that's not too crowded?
Give them to friends by telling them you're going into a vacation
Why though?
What would drive you two to such an extreme, permanent decision?
Don't have many friends and the ones we do have are full up. We've fostered a LOT of animals, probably close to 50 in the last 6 years. We have 3 dogs and 8 cats that need homes. They're all fixed, vaccinated, and well socialized with people, dogs, and cats. A few of the cats are skiddish but they're all well behaved and used to getting their nails trimmed. All very young, most under a year.
Can I join
Timestamp on your wife's tits please
Put them up to adoption on Facebook or Instagram, there are shit tond of groups for that.
> Lives have fallen apart, tried our best
> Fostered over 50 animals in 6 years
This sounds worse than overbearing child support. Why not consider trying life again without investing time, energy and mental burnout into so many pets?
You can't just drop off your domesticated dogs and cats into the wild and expect them to survive. They will die. Did you seriously think that was a good idea?
No i think op wants to find people to look after the Animals then he will disappear into the wild
We're being evicted because our landlord (my aunt in-law) wants to give the house to her friend. We have til the 15th to be out. We have too many animals to be homeless. We've been trying to buy a house (we can't afford to rent and buying is cheaper) but because we're poor and have always paid rent in cash the deal is about to fall through. We're clinically depressed and have been as long as we can remember. We've been close to doing this before. We never wanted to be rich or have a big house. We just want to have a small place of our own and pay bills but that's been just out of our reach. We're 27 now and I had to drop out of college a few years back because money. I was working 2 jobs and had a 4.0 with 93 credits but I couldn't manage it.
We're just tired.
Buy a copy of the anarchist cookbook and go to LA.
It's up to you what to do next.
She's not here right now, but she's on her way home. It might be 45min but when she gets here sure.
Hey dont be a faggot and man up. If you have a wife who follows you through this shit, then try to live and solve those problems you have, I'm pretty sure you are not braindead to not find a solution
Correct. I am looking to find HOMES for my animals. They'd die if I just put them outside. I'm not stupid. I love them more than most people love their own kids, I would never fuck them over like that.
Thanks man. Got any nudes in the meantime? I wish I could kill myself but my mom is still alive and my brother already beat me to the punch. When she goes I go
Just say that you can no longer afford them on a Facebook post and you'll have people fighting to get em
I’ll never understand someone who wants to die. You have a woman who loves you and even if you are poor that should be enough. Realize when u both die you will never interact with each other again, it’s over. There is no afterlife dude
We're both tired bro. We tried. We've been together for nearly 10 years. We've both worked so much we barely have time for leisure. I've worked 4 jobs at a time and my wife works 12hr shifts 5 days a week. This isn't living and there's nothing left to do. We'll be homeless within a month. There's nothing left.
My SD card died so all I have right now is old stuff. Beat I can do. Sorry.
Send me the cash
I know there's no afterlife. We're not stupid. I'm not asking you to understand dude, I'm asking for destinations to visit before we die.
All we need Is 4 anons to take a couple of cats each. OP should then get a load of survival gear, a hunting rifle or shotgun , full tank of fuel and disappear to the wilderness and never be seen again. If you can hunt or fish, you can feed your dogs.
You have no income right? Apply for welfare or financial assistance, you silly white nigger. You can get medicaid and money assistance. Just give it a try and start sucking the government tit. Sell your wife's nudes or something
Fuck you. We want to at least have some fun before we die and we need cash to do it.
Nevermind disregard that I am retarded. Get your wife on chaturbate ASAP
We have jobs dude, they just don't pay enough. We tried welfare and shit but we don't have kids and we're white so we'd be kicked to the bottom of the list.
With those tits I'd be mad to kms
Dude that's some primo sweater meat. Old or not I appreciate it. Got some more?
Considered that, but wife doesn't have much time and she's not the hottest person out there so she wouldn't make much. I'm no looker either else I'd try it.
Buy 3000 worth of cocaine
I have a married friend, years ago they were so poor they had to eat shit from the trash and eventually became homeless, both of them were fucked, but bad times passed they got a nice job and now they're happy. Remember, it's always darker before dawn
Taks out some political figures before you go
Go fuck around in Seattle, or SF... you can live homeless and get a bunch of free shit. Plus you can buy/find weed and dick around a little while longer.
You can wander into stores and steal whatever you want in Seattle. The DA will never charge you with anything especially if you only have a couple offenses. It's a huge fucking problem that I'm surprised hasn't resulted in any vigilantes killing off the homeless in Seattle. But you can also take advantage of it, not like it matters in the long run.
Otherwise hit up Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon, Zion, etc. You'll need some cash for park entrances, but that area is just fucking amazing, put away the phone/camera and just take it all in. Bring lots of water though if you're actually going to hike around.
Good luck.
Bout it for now. Wife is pretty upset (not angry, just in the verge of a panic attack) so no guarantee there'll be tits when she gets home.
How tf can’t you survive when u both have jobs and no kids? Oh ya u have like 20 pets bro. I like pets too volutneer at a damn shelter or some shit don’t have that many in ur damn house
I was thinking this would be a feels thread but no, just another retarded thread.
You guys are fucking losers. You have money and animals and you’re letting the other tear you both down. Fuck the road trip if this is how you want to go out, just neck yourself.
2016? Boi who you think you goofing?
I've been considering that too but my guns were stolen. All I've got right now is a Gold Boy .22lr repeater. I'll steal my mother in law's .357mag for the deed though. Also her pills. Fuck her.
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typical millennial jibber jabber. boo fucking hoo mate, grow some nuts
Show me the pets and your wife's tits please
Dude just fucking shot yourself with the 22 right now, it won't make any difference you are still going to the same dark place with her or without her
Why wait.
Or go to Yosemite get to the top of el cap, there is a trail. Hold hands and jump
Go on a shooting spree . It's the most romantic way to go out.
no fucking wonder you're broke with all those fucking filthy animals
This is so dumb, OP. People are risking their lives to live as good as you, and all you want to do is fuck off. Good. Give your money to people who can build a life with it. Fuck your animals, asshole.
Thanks bro. Always wanted to see the redwoods so Washington was a thought. I'll put that on the list.
I live in Dallas and wife is a veterinary nurse. She brings home every sob story. A lot of people walk in with a box of kittens/puppies and say "take them or I throw them in the river" and nobody else would take them so we end up with them. Happened 3 times about 10 months ago. We ended up with 17 kittens.
I mean, ok. Don't see your point but whatever.
Yeah, we know we're losers. That's why we're killing ourselves. Are you dense? I never asked for money or pity, just destinations. Fuck you.
Bitch I already said they're old pics.
Ok fuckboi, have you considered to move to another country and start all over again? Most third world countries havee a super cheap cost of life, you can even get more pets too, lots of animals
Walk from your homes to north korea to antarctica and then back
I posted some old pics already and I'll take new ones when she gets home.
I'm going with her. I can't leave her here with all these animals.
Nah.
No jumping. Rarely instant.
Fuck you too buddy.
Dude. We want to die. What part of that don't you get? It's not about finding a new place to live, it's about not wanting to keep living.
I'll take your wife in as a domestic servant. No need for her to die.
Stream it, do it tonight. Access to a gun? Knife? Rope. I know that feels bro. Life blows ass. I'm gonna blow my head off in a public place soon.
Jackson is the dog on the left (just a terrier mutt), Charlie is the cat, and the Aussie is teddy. He's a deaf double Murrell.
Hey Drew, i don't know if you remember me it's been a long time. Sorry to hear shit didn't get better for either of us
Christchurch?
I don't mind streaming it. My wife will want to go first and I'll do it for her so she can't mess up. But I need to find homes for my pets first. If they had homes and I knew they were safe and happy I wouldn't really have a problem with skipping the road trip.
Bro, from the top of el cap you’re going to die when you hit the ground lmao.
So Drew. I know ill probably regret this, but wanna come to kentucky and hang out? Seriously.
Can you figure out how to die without looking like a weak ass punk? Because going out like this is fucking weak ass, punk.
OP what kind of cats? How old are they? I'm interested.
The Appalachian Mountains are beautiful and low traffic, if that’s what you are looking for. Goes all the way from Canada thru Georgia. Better hiking the more north you go.
I live I Dallas. Can I come fuck your wife?
Put them up for adoption friend, after that if you wish to kill yourself then you just couldn’t take it anymore. But if you do decide to live due to your current situation be prepared to suffer
I was afraid you'd message me. I didn't mean to ghost you bro. I wasn't in a good place and I planned on dying last year but I got drunk and told my wife my intentions and ended up arrested and in the mental ward not long after I stopped responding to you. I didn't mean to be an asshole. I stopped talking to everyone, friends and family, because I didn't want to make a deal of it and I wanted people to get mad at me so it wouldn't upset then as much to learn that I died.
I really am sorry bro. I told you I'm a piece of shit.
So you're willing to blow $3K on a fucking road trip but you can't afford to pay for your shit? If you can't afford your pets then reach out to local shelters who might be able to find them permanent homes. Contact local assistance agencies to get back on your feet and stop feeling sorry for yourselves. Life is a journey and your chances for survival are only as strong as you're willing to make them. Killing yourself is your choice but it's not the only option.
I didnt say find a new place, I said walk around the world. But if I was being completely honest, you probably just do need a new start.
It's all good. I'm just waiting for the same thing. Been burning bridges and I'm just waiting for the last few to fall away
I don't care how people see me dude. This is about me and my wife having a good time, going on the honeymoon we never git, before we die. A bender right before we go seems fun.
They're just mutts really. Nothing special. Most are about 11-9 months old but some are a few years old. Oldest is maybe 5 or 6. We have her daughter.
Go to a 3rd World Country then dick around there the inhabitants already expect foreigners to be tarded so they wont really bother, the for the suicide try to hit your brainstem shoot from a downard diagonal angle starting from the hard palate of your nose or shoot it through the mouth
jesus this is worse than when people role play cuck shit. just shut the fuck up and stop the attention whoring.
They've been up for adoption since they were 8 weeks old on Facebook and various other groups but nobody around here that's a decent home needs a pet.
I don't live near Dallas, but if you happen to come my way on your honeymoon, I'd love to take a cat.
No that just makes its way fucking more sad. You're stupid.
The 3k was given to us the other day by my wife's mom to help with the down payment on the house we were gonna buy.
You can do that without giving up, OP. Doesn't make any sense, get some help.
Get guns and kill as many politicians as you can on your way out. indiscriminately as possible, theyre all cancer Democrats or Republicans it doesnt matter, local, state or federal.
We've tapped out every person we know for help. My mom has an empty building on her property but she won't let us stay there because my stepdad doesn't like me. We're fucked, well and truly.
Ok, I'm stupid. I don't care, fuck you.
Take your money and your bag, sell all what you have, and travel the world !
Whatever you edgelord.
Where are you and what kind of owner are you? They are indoor cats. They will not be declawed. You can't ignore them, they need love.
Whose idea was the suicide? Divorce and kick their ass out - if it was you, get some fucking help. Blowing your money on 'one last fun trip' is stupid. I lived in Dallas for a long time - there are a lot better places - pick a new place to live and get jobs somewhere that doesn't suck so bad. figure out where you'd most like to live.
Who cares what you think, you're gonna kill yourself with your gf. I mean you're not going to kill yourself, this is just a cry for attention.
Mutual decision. If you can understand that we no longer want to live and it's not about our situation then I don't know what to tell you. I'm under no obligation to make you understand. It's my life. If I want to end it then that's my right.
Why are you still in this thread?
Just eat the animals?
> It's my life. If I want to end it then that's my right.
nope. Because you wouldn't if you were alone, you two are basically psychologically murdering each other and you need help.
Find a home for your pets bcuz they shouldn't pay for your regrets
I hope u 2 love your pets enough to not let them starve, if you, fuck you an I hope you starve to death. I'm being egotistical but i just can't stand humans making their pets starve. Sorry dude, I love my pets pls don't make them pay for your mistakes. Do what you want tho, none of us people can understand your problems are but they shouldn't pay for it. Pls adopt them b4 you go
Plssssssssss. They'r our best friends, don't fuck them over
Have you not been reading the thread you faggot? He obviously cares about the pets and is going to find them good, happy homes before he does what I wish I could.
I work at home, my last cat just passed, love'd him to death. Near Aspen Co.
Btw I had a life insurance set up because I was going ti kms. But I couldn't do it because my pets, take care of them first. it's not their fault. I gotta step away, pls do the right thing brother. It's not their fault
Hey asshole, shut the fuck up and grow a fucking pair of balls already. Dammit, actually try to have a life. Instead of facing life, you're choosing the cowards' way out. Is that how you want to be remembered by your family? As a fucking dickless coward?
Anyways. Just saw your post and realized it was you. Really hoped that you guys were doing better since I last heard from you. You were still the least shittiest person I knew
Talk about a fake made up story that everyone is buying into lol. This guy could be lying just for the attention. Let's be skeptical of frauds that post on Yea Forums or get scammed by them.
wait until your wife kills herself then your life will be wonderful.
If you can prove this all I will pay your rent for the next 6 months. Have contact info? Email or discord?
I have been reading it but I've been in his shoes and whem people have nothing to MOST dont give a shit about how they affect others. I just give too many fucks about doggos and catbroz, sorry my dude
Damn. I want to fuck your wife. So why the fuck us she kicking you out for a friend? You need a least a 30-day notice man. She cant just evict your ass for no reason. Are y'all gunna slut around before you guys kill yourselves? Ever consider renting a condo for a little while?
im not going to tell you what to do because obviously you made up your mind although I do think that you shouldnt kill yourself and will instantly regret it. The pacific NW is beautiful been there a few times. Theres some really good hiking/backpacking trails to go on just google. Wish i could take your pets but one cat and one dog is already too much for my family
Kek American dream 404 not found, you should try the German dream? There are good jobs online full time by the way
You aren't even reading this thread, are you? Finding them homes is my main concern. I bottle-fed them. I would never leave them alone.
Life insurance doesn't pay out for suicide.
Could you take two or more? They're a giant family and they won't do well alone. They're very social.
Charlie and Willeaux. Willeaux was found wandering around by an old lady when she was a few weeks old and somebody stabbed her eyeball with a nail so it was horribly infected. We took the eye out and now she's fine. Full grown but very small. Full of character but she has some weird quirks. For example, because she wasn't weaned she tries to suckle on your finger, but she's not very good at it so she basically just choose. It hurts like a son of a bitch even though she never breaks the skin. But if you don't let her do it every couple of days she gets really cranky and sad. It's important for her, emotionally.
I live in a small house, I'm willing to take more, anyway you could snap some pics? Are there any that need to with eachother?
im this guy you do whatever you want op,plssssssssss adopt your pets 1st. I personally can't take any other pets but im willing to adopt them until I can find them a home. pls don't l3t them loos3, shoot an email and I'll take care od them until they are adtopted but don't give them up. We're on r9k, we allknow dog and catbros are the shitm DONT PUT THEM DOWN. please man
It would be most wise to offer up the pets in a ritual bloodletting before you go. To sacrifice ones you love so dearly would be a most pleasing gift. The lords below favour souls with ripe offerings.
Nigger where I live excess of animals in shelter are managed by softly killing em
I call bullshit. There's no way you're becoming homeless with you working 4 jobs and her working 60 hours a week, even if they were all magically minimum wage jobs. Unless you're living in a million dollar neighborhood, in which case why the fuck haven't you sold your house and moved somewhere less expensive? This entire thread is fucking retarded and fake and gay.
Damn dude those big ol' titties out. Hell get her into porn maybe even get u n her I to porn there are always means to make money. He'll be a webcam model or something not worth killing your self. Since u already decided to milk your self you odvi don't give a shit about your family n friends will think of u so why kill your self be one a pimp or porn star. Open mouth get on all fours n fuck like it's your last Fu k ever like put an effort into it. The money n cock will just keep flowing the more u do the more u make. Then use that to make a better life. Just understand u can never hide from porno once u make it. The Internet never goes away. So if your good with that then I do think see why u are not doing that.
Sorry if I didnt3 read the full thread, I.read most of it. I tried to jump in quickly to keep you from killing yourself and making your pets don't suffer. I apologize I'm being sincere
I very much doubt that.
This would be the dumbest way to get attention but ok, believe what you want.
My wife is the only reason I'm still alive. She's the sweetest, kindest, smartest person I know and fuck you for implying any different.
Rent isn't really an issue. We can't get the home loan because we don't have "proof" of paying rent for the last 12 months because it has to be old paper checks but we always paid cash. So they're redoing the loan as though we've never rented so I doubt we'll be able to make it work. Every dime we have amounts to about $4k but even if the loan ($90k for a n acre and a trailer in Mineral Wells) we'd apparently need another $2-3k at least for some bullshit I don't understand. I appreciate the thought though.
Pic is her: she just got home.
Her friend is like 70+ and has glaucoma so she's going blind. We've been in this house since October 2012 and originally we were only supposed to pay the taxes so the landlord (Judy) wouldn't lose money on the place (it was her mom's house, but when she died the house just sat for like 6 months). Then, after a year this same friend convinced her to start charging us $750 in rent. I was doing great in college up till that point but then I had to take additional jobs just to make ends meet. We had roommates but they all left and barely paid rent anyway.
I know, that's why we can't put then in shelters. They're perfect pets with great personalities and I love them deeply. I can't let them die.
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First I agree with this response, how the hell are you homeless? yes animals are pricy but still with that much work, you should be able to get a place. Even a entry level vet can probably survive in the Dallas area.
I don't see how your life can be THAT bad. Works sucks but you should be able to get at least a small place of your own. I do think it's just the depression talking but have a feeling things will improve. Your wife having more experience= better job at some point, then you have to use some of that salary to go back to college.
If you lived further northeast, I would ask the gf what she thinks of you and your wife. It's a cuck relationship so she likes the thought of a live-in couple to have fun with while I watch and suffer. we don't make a lot either but we're affording rent and all.
We're full up on pets though. Why not at least wait till the fosters find forever homes?
Your wife has awesome tits
Remember drew. You once tried to do the same for me. But I don't think broken people can be fixed. I never lost your number. Sometimes I would stare at it and rage and question why. But I know now. It because people aren't worth it
You've tried and had enough?
Ok how about this
I've lived in the states and didn't want to work so hard and not have a life. I developed anxiety and depression. So I moved back to Serbia where I am originally from and now I do remote job and make enough to only work 3,4 hours per day max. On top of that I help hungry and poverty stricken children.
I didn't read entire thread because you are either drugged up all the time and don't have money for your addiction and now depressed. Or you are in the system and it got you fucked up because you are either shit, living shit and everything around you is shit.
Get a plane ticket work the telemarketing or other jobs here, be in the nature, work the land and I promise you after a year you'll go back to your childhood feelings when it all feels right again. Where food tastes normal, where air smells nice, where life is wortg living
Does your wife like getting fucked in the ass?
Also you can pawn some shit to get extra cash. And how big of a city are you in for rent to be so high? I am in Rural NC and you can find a decent house all day for $500 a month.
this whole thread is fucking pathetic
No-no, I DID, AT ONE POINT IN THE PAST work 4 jobs. Right now I'm full-time at AutoZone and my wife is full time at a veterinary hospital. My wife (Kate) doesn't make that much per hour and a huge chunk of the paycheck goes towards insurance. We also have a balance at the clinic because one of our cats became blocked about 8weeks ago.
We actually live NEAR Dallas in a shitty suburb.
Again, we've considered it but I doubt it would work, and my wife is adamant it wouldn't.
No worries mate. I know you care about the animals and I can't fault you for that.
Thanks
Do something with lasting meaning.
GL out there user.
Please be white
I mean not enough excuses to convince me this isnt fake and gay but ok
She can make a lot of money as an escort/porn star if you move to Vegas but are you okay with that if she did? Would she be up for it if she knew it make good money?
Dude, get an RV or van, come to San Diego, go down to TJ and Baja. Spend weeks on the beach eating fish tacos and beer and getting $5 blowjobs from hookers. Then realize life isn't so bad and you don't need a house.
Dude this thread is confusing as fuxk, Op why are you exactly killing yourself? Homelessness?
See my response.
My wife's shifts vary - most of them are 12hr but sometimes it's a 10. But she works nearly an hour away. I guess I stretched the truth - she usually puts in between 48-52 hrs a week but there's an additional 2hrs driving per day she works. Also she's my wife, not gf.
Sometimes, yeah. We have a healthy sex life. Or, we did until a few months ago when we started getting really depressed. Our libidos have taken a dive tbh and we don't have sexy time very often now. We're near Dallas, so huge city. We're looking to buy a house because it's cheaper than renting but getting a loan is really hard for us because we don't have any credit history and various other reasons, like the fact that we don't really have any money and apparently the bank likes to see a concictantly fat balance for at least a year when giving a loan.
Ok.
Well, yeah. I literally took a picture of my arm in the OP.
Understandable, but I just wanted some cool places to visit that aren't full of people.
We've had threesomes and stuff in the past and it didn't really bother me, but she doesn't want to do that and that's not the point.
I think theyre bored or something, or either his wife isnt putting out. I am not sure.
I think it's the drug problem
Post wifes asshole and either a paypal email or venmo and Ill send $100.
I mean I still say walk to Antarctica but ok
THISSS op if you really were working as hard as you said you were with no kids and you still have no money, you're bullshitting. Got 2 18 year old friends who are a couple and work less than you and can still afford a nice apparentment, TV, 3 Cats, Weed, nice furniture, internet, etc. so stop shooting up
Don't listen to these fuckers, You have to fucking fight for both of you. i know it's hard knowing that you and your wife were working a lot and got nothing, but never, never let anyone but yourself call you a loser. You need to have Faith in yourself to go throuh these dark times you are in.you have 1 month left? good. the give yourselfs at least 1 month to try to turn that shit situation in your favor. i know both of you don't have that kind of worry now, but don't degrade your wife that have been by your side for 10 years to some motherfucker on the other side of the screen to jerk off. sorry for the hurry, but i think you really need to read this ASAP before throwing both of your lives away.
Didn’t read thread. No kids, right?
Because I'm depressed and I want to die. I've given up hope for a happy ending. Mental illness runs in my family and I've been clinically depressed for as long as I can remember. I've tried probably 20 or so antidepressants but nothing worked, even a little.
I know you're not gonna send the money, but I don't really care. She's in the bath but she hasn't shave in a while but here you go.
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Soo...he was behind that..!?
Ages?
Well I really don't care what your friends are up to. If you come to my house I'll show you all my receipts - I don't give a fuck. We still gotta pay $750 in rent, plus utilities, and car, renters, and health insurance. Believe me or not - I don't really care.
Contact animal control, vets.
Nope, no kids. Just 11 animals.
I meant my gf. 2 hrs driving per day sucks, I wish I knew about Dallas more to tell you whats a good place to buy a house.
Even if you can't, instead of killing yourself, just move.
Vets can find jobs. Some cities have cheaper colleges, even free with certain programs, transfer most/all of your credits from your old college to a community college and finish a degree.
I think it's just the depression talking. It's affecting both of you and kind of leaving you in a place you can't achieve happiness even if things get better. I go through that, luckily the gf doesn't and eventually I recover when it happens.
This. Drugs OP?
Do you you have a corgi? Me and my wife do and if you have a Corgi we will take it off your hands.
Oh ok
I bet Dallas has a nigger infestation.
Requesting a video of your wife masturbating.
You two are going to kill yourselves with a gun? If so, leave making a bang.
Go to a crowded park, shoot your wife and then kys.
Would be nice if you two appear on the news.
where in dallas? would you be down to let me ram your girl? you can watch or not. up to you
Trust me it would work. You n your wife just need to go the extra mile. Teach her to get gangbanged n use like a whore maybe get into big black cock porn like cuckolds or other things u can make a fuck ton of money. Just get rid of your morals n under stand it just sex n it just a way to make money. Iv done it to a few of my GF and even my ex wife. I had one girl doing trick with animals she was getting 2500 per dog. My ex was making 1500 per gangbang. If their was anal n bareback sex it was 3000 a scene.
Cool motive but still a little broken somewhere.
Why do you need to kill yourselves after road trip? Just keep road tripping. Or go full on awol and disappear. Come back into a town without identities and live until youre found. Then leave and do it again.
Theres so much more to the world than youve experienced in the corperate hell youve been in. Just go do what ever you want. Fuck randoms, do drugs, sell organs and limbs. Do what ever you can think of if you really think your next move is suicide.
Best part is you have a wife to do it with. Anyone can do what ive told you, but no one but you can do it with your wife.
Get off 4channel and live until your life expires. None of that throw away half eaten shit.
I'm 27, she's 26.
All shelters I've found are either completely full or they're kill shelters.
>I meant my gf
I realized that after I posted. Sorry.
Again, we've been looking for a house and this one that we found and sign a contract for is our last hope. But the bank giving us a loan doesn't like that we pay rent with cash so they consider us as having never rented before so they're re-evaluating the loan and there's no way they'll give us the $90k we were originally approved for. I was in DCCCD, a community college, about to transfer to UT Arlington when I dropped out. Depression or not, I've planned on killing myself for years and I can't remember a time that I didn't want to die.
Also, about drugs: I do pop pills (vicadin) but I don't pay for them. Oddly enough a family member gives me theirs. I was in a bad wreck when I was 16 (they ran a stop sign) and I have some bad injuries from that. Can't afford my own medicine (mainly the MRIs and doctor visits necessary to get them) anymore so they just give me theirs. Not healthy, I know, but I work hard and always have so meh. Beyond that I occasionally drink but do that do anything other drugs. No weed, no benzos, no cigarettes, nothing.
If u got renters insurance. Burn the fucking house down bro. Fuck ur in law aunt and ur shit will be paid for and insurance will get u a temperary home.
$3k? Dude, take your wife to a Cowboys game!
kek you didn't receive any insurance benefits from any jobs? nigga you can literally start your own business just being a freelancer, you have 3k and you're gonna waste it on more drugs then cap yourselves. what a fucking waste at least put that money into charity then blow your brains out and stream it
Dont kill yourselves. Theres always a way out. If mental illness is an issue, call the police and tell them you want to kill yourselves. They will take you to a mental health facility. Free place to stay a few days, free food and ideas to overcome whatever your issues are.
On a side note, really enjoying the nudes. Shes sexy, keep them coming
Not op. 10+ years ago I would’ve said no. Now a days? Fuck it. If legal and consensual, why not?
Seagleville (sp?) Animal shelter is no kill and will take in almost anything as long as you lie and say you found it there.
Don't kill yourself think about it there is always a way of keep going and it will always be worth it
i am in dallas. how can i get in contact with you. if youre wife is going to kill herself let me have a go at her before she does. it would be a waste not to. i migjt even contribute to youre road trip
This. Don’t “go together” though. In fact, this may be the main problem. You both maybe shouldn’t be together anymore. Time to mutually end it and start over.
Why not live in a trashy trailer park? Can't be that bad.
If you don't have enough money you should Rob a bank first. You're already gonna kill yourselves, why not get some extra money. Bonnie and Clyde style
Don’t kill yourself like a pussy
>sell your pets/keep them/eat them
>go to las vegas (or any big casino)
>blow all your cash
>if all goes well, you're rich
>no need to die
I only have 100$ , you suck OP
That's what I'm saying I love doing it. Was a little shocked to see my step daughter doing but she is smoking like her mother so watcher her on cam as I fuck her mother is hot. I out some porno on for the wife then blind fold her n get her doing kinky shit then I change the porn to her daughter's video. Turn the volume down n use her as if it was her daughter. Oh god the things I have done to my wife makes me hard thinking about it. But the 5000 we have made from it is well worth it
If they're in Dallas it's like a two hour drive to winstar. They don't even have to go that far.
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Edgy roleplay. Fuck off.
There's your problem OP. You're spending money on useless shit like that vibrator. Maybe if you were more fiscally responsible and dicked your wife down you'd still have a home.
Use the 3k to find a cheaper apartment, pay it off for a couple of months , keep a couple of animals, put the rest up for adoption .
Buy cheaper food and eat out less. You’re only 27....
Again, wasting money on useless shit.
Grow up instead you pathetic piece of shit. Life isn't a goddamn movie. Fuck your faglord road trip, fuck your emo wife just kill yourself rn.
this, op has definitely blown cash like it was nothing. learn to save or invest or both
We were planning on doing it in the deep woods so wolves and vultures would eat our bodies. Besides, seeing that shit can really fuck you up if you're no prepared for it and we don't want to do that to anyone.
She's not down, sorry. Like I said, our libidos are basically dead right now from all the stress.
Road trip is just for fun my dude. We never had a honeymoon or a vacation together (unless you count going to a friend's wedding in Georgia as a vacation) so it'd be nice to do something fun, just the two of us.
Sports? Ew.
It's shitty insurance and we'd still be homeless with 11 animals. No thanks.
I worked for a small remodeling company for 12 years ( started as the lawn guy, was running the office when I left in August). It was too small to give me any insurance. As for the money, fuck you I want a vacation. I've never had one. Give me at least that.
You've never been to a mental hospital. If you had you wouldn't say such a thing. It was literally the worst experience of my life.
She's not into that though. She's really kind of a "one and done" sorta person. Besides, she's a hopeless romantic so I do that think she's fuck anyone but me. I mean we've had threesomes but they were with her friends and she felt awful and guilty afterwards.
Haha, the house we've been looking at actually is a trailer, and our only neighbor would be a convicted child molester. Our standards we're never high or unreasonable. We literally went with the first house that our FHA loan would apply to.
I'd fuck it up. Considered it though.
there you go
But I am a pussy. That's why I'm killing myself.
Been to winstar, it was pretty fun. I made a bit of money but my luck never lasted.
The money that we have is a gift/loan from her mom that's only for the down payment. The only other money we'd have is from selling our stuff. I have an old digital piano I think I could sell for a few hundred, and I have a '99 Buick I might can get $1k for. Beyond that we're paycheck to paycheck bro.
Not roleplay but whatever.
OP you're literally the most retarded 27 year old faggot I've ever heard of. Get rid of your fucking animals. Sell your guns. Fuck your wife. Get a better job.
So it does sound like you probably should rent first then buy. I've been paying cash too, afraid of the problems in the future with that.
Also a lot of it can be solved with just one change, but that change isn't easy. One of you has to get a job with health insurance. Gf once switched jobs, it didn't pay much more but the insurance meants hundreds of dollars of savings.
every bitch has a price. name it. what area of dallas are you in? im thinking garland or certain arlington area
I'm paycheck to paycheck too make about 450 every two weeks
-drive to fort worth
-meet up with me.
-pay me $3,000
-let me fuck your wife
-let's go out for frozen custard
-shoot yourselves in my apartment parking lot
-great job!
>OP keeps insisting on a road trip
>Ignores the only post actually giving advice on a road trip
Not necessarily if you have nothing to live for send me the 3k and rob a bank you suicidal faggot
Accept him into your life it’s the only way. What you got to loose
That pic is literally years old. I bought that vibe like 6 or 7 years ago with birthday money as a gift for her. Besides, are you suggesting that being poor means we should try have anything fun, no pleasures in life at all? I could work hard and pinch every penny and never have any fun in the hopes of landing a good job with a good future but die in a car wreck before I ever got there and have spent my life in misery for no reason. Fuck you.
After a deposit the 3k would be maybe 3 months rent, and we couldn't take the animals so no. Besides, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
The gun was a gift. I had a mosin that I got 7 years ago for $100 and I bought a 9mm at a pawn shop about 5 years ago for home protection. Fuck you.
Fight me bitch. Square up or stop talking shit.
Come look around my house and you'll see that I don't blow money on useless shit. All of our furniture and electronics were either from the curb, the thrift store, or gifts from my shopaholic in-laws.
If she truely loves u then she will do as she is told. Tell her it's the only way n better then killing your self. Workitslowly or hit her hard by asking her to do a threesome the. Blind her tie her up n rent her out. She will hate u but she will hate her self More because she will cum more then she ever has cum n she will like it specially the money
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Actually drive up to Connecticut so I can fuck your wife and then ill do the job for you I'd be insterested to see what your insides look like
That's the problem Yea Forumsro your main concern is the animals. And frankly duck em, I love my animals but your happiness comes first. Get rid of em take a vacation and get crucified beyond belief. This is your life, iv been in your boat. Take a long and needed vacation. Experience what life has to offer and then start over
Ct fag typical
You are young. Move to a lower cost market. There are a lot of them. Buy a house for $100k or so. Fix it up, be happy.
I would say suicide probably is your best choice.
Also, BUDGET yourself!!! Put adoption fees for the animals . Sell everything that you don’t need, get an air mattress, start fresh. Say no to smart phones .
3k and pay off a couple months rent for $500 studio (up to 6 months)
1car if possible
No internet , no Netflix, only accessories until you learn to budget.
I’m 27, female. Work sometimes up to 100 hours a week. When I get paid I pay my bills and put the rest into my saving. Almost saved up 6k since January.
I use my credit card for food and gas.
Treat yourself every now and then ,but only if you can afford it!
Also, you can’t take the animals if you’re dead!!
Think of yourself first!! I have a dog, snake and rat.
At least if you’re alive you will know that the dogs are taken care of by checking on them. I love animals myself. Also, if I wasn’t moving I would adopt a critter from you to ease your load. I’m in Houston
Fuck off kike
>road trip is just for fun
Yea dude thats why you do it again. Unless youre flying to Bali, theres no need to blow 3 grand and end up without a car or fuel. Just fuckn drive dude. Hell steal a car. Even just siphon gas at 4am.
My point is youre aiming to do something for the two of you, but then youre gonna do something to ruin it. Just dont fuckn kill yourself and instead do another thing for the two of you. then another thing. Then more. Never stop until you do a thing that kills you or you live out your life span.
State park > deep woods > drugs > cliff
Tried “vacation” thing when depressed. Ended up at shitty motel in Flynt MI, wreaked car and broke. Shit could always be worse annon. Not gonna tell you what to do, but maybe get off the pills and start making good choices. Or hike into pacific nw rainforest, at least die trying to survive.
>Do as she is told
Yeah, she actually would if I told her too. But I wouldn't make her do anything with a creep like you. I actually love her, which I'm sure is something you've never experienced.
Fuck you.
The house we're looking at is 90k.
Right? That's what I've been fucking saying.
I've already sold my bass guitar and my PS3. All I have left are my tools but I moonlight as a handyman so I need them.
You just don't get it.
Neither do you.
My basic plan, just with a gun or poison instead.
The drugs keep me going. I'm not fucked out of my mind or anything, I just take a couple to get me through a tough time. I'm sharing a script with one other person so it's not like I'm swimming in pills bro.
Yeah I need a pet let me have your wife
Do you have a bed? Sell it . Get an air mattress. Get plastic dressers and sell the ones you had. I only own plastic dressers myself .
Can we see ur dick?
2 people with no kids working 2 jobs above minimum wage with at least 30 hours a week can get ahead easily. You guys are either dumb fucks with money or you are shooting up.
I bought my house by myself at your age and didn't have trouble getting a loan. You fucked your credit getting into insane debt or something. I never even rented, went straight to owning.
These problems are easily fixable if you weren't so fucking dumb with your money. Insurance shouldn't be taking a majority of your money.
Your wife is putting away overtime hours and you probably make close to 10 an hour or more, you SHOULD easily afford 750 rent. Christ. This is such a minor thing to kill yourself over. This is like 2 months of hard budgeting to get out of. Fuck.
The animals aren't helping your depression, they are causing it.
>5
That is how is is these days.
If your white no one gives a fuck.
Do not forget to check that white privilege!
I love all my woman. Thing is they were woman your sis a little girl just as your a little boy. You two need to fucking man up get your shit together if whore out your dirty nasty slut is what need to be done u fucking do it. It's good money.
Please don't kill yourselfs, if you find yourself in Canada email me ill get you a job on the railroad, pays close to 6grand sometimes more a month [email protected]
Let me guess no animal has ever loved you.
Just like your parents.
I was hospitalized for six months. 17 to 18 years old. Yeah.
By any chance does he dislike you because you're a massive leech that frequently threatens suicide?
Unironically Southern UT
Fuck off with the you dont get it shit. Id bet my lifes savings on there being a 90% suicide attempted population on this board.
Youre also not the first cock sucker to get rekt by corporate. Its fucked and it never unfucks itself without some splash of luck.
Just dont fucking kill yourself. Its that simple. Go plan and do that last road trip. Have your last fuck with the wife. Then right as youre about to hug and cry before you pull the trigger, just dont do that bit. Instead, plan and do the next trip. Have another last fuck. Smoke your last bowl. Then right as youre about to down the bottle of pills, you instead grab out the pen and paper and plan the next trip.
If you seriously go through the effort to have a great time before you off yourself, and then you actually off yourself, youre a fucking retard.
OP, you're depressed because of the cats.
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Obviously both you and your wife are predisposed to depression but I'm sure having all of those pets and no place for them is affecting you. I wouldn't give up just yet OP, you're far too young and healthy to do so.
I wish you and your wife a good voyage before you meet the Ferryman.
Consider coming to cucked Scandinavia. We'll give you free shit.
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Take his offer OP
>Things could be worse
Yeah, I could be in the DPRK but I'm not. Everything is subjective and my brain is full of fuck. I don't care that things "could be worse". Yeah, they could be, and things probably WILL get worse. I'd rather not stick around for that.
It was worth a shot but nah.
I have a dresser I'm borrowing from my sister and one I found in the curb. Not worth much round here.
Don't know why you'd want it but here's an old pic of me fapping with a vibe.
How old are you now? Did you have credit when you bought?
Also might be worth mentioning that I don't have a bank account because it was cancelled from disuse and overdraft because then mental hospital wouldn't let me have a phone when I was there so my shits been fucked since like September. This also isn't the thing that I'm dying over. This is the straw that broke my back, as it were. I'm bipolar and depressed (legit diagnosed) and I know there's no logical reason to be as sad and pathetic and hopeless as I am but my brain is fucked and I feel what I feel and I just want it to stop. If I'm such a stupid worthless fuck you should be glad I'm taking myself out of the gene pool.
You're a fucking moron.
I've never talked with him about my mental problems and I've helped him on numerous occasions (reroofing his house, building his barn, fixing his cars, etc.) I've tried to get on his good side but we never really got along. Mai. Reason he doesn't want us to stay is that he doesn't like animals and he never needed help and doesn't see why anyone else would. I guess, anyway. I've also never borrowed money from him and I moved out right after I turned 18. So, fuck you you're wrong.
It's not about "being in a bad spot in life" or whatever. It's about me being super depressed for as long as I can remember for really no reason. I want to die because I want to die, full stop. So yeah, you don't really get it.
Usually not the white knite kind of guy.
But fuck all these 12 year old ass clowns.
One thing i have come to realize in my 30 years of life is this.
Always see how a person treats their pets or anything they have control over.
You clearly love your cats and dogs and want the best for them.
Do you really think killing yourself is going to help?
This is coming from a person who literally spent 3 days in a coma after a suicide attempt.
More cock pls
What's that on your cock?
Yeap. The whole, “If you’re going to kill yourself you might as well go crazy” thinking. No. Knew a dude who had that dumb mentality. Ended up doing 8 months in county with $15k+ in legal fees and fines. Not going to greentext it. Life isn’t some fucking movie. There is no “magical answer”. No terminal illness or legal trouble, I would stop, think, plan. Access your and your wife’s life and start fresh. You’re thinking like a 16 yo. We don’t have to grow old but we have to grow up.
Can we get some more of your wife
Your wife can donate her eggs and you can donate your semen.
this
If I agree to take a couple of the cats, would your wife have sex with me?
Yeah, I think with will stop be depression. Else I wouldn't do it.
Some cheap cockring made of rubber.
If I was grown up do you think I'd be a childish angsty teenager pushing 30?
Probably not tbh. Besides, you'd be taking a pet for the wrong reason and there's no reason for me to think you wouldn't fuck my wife and throw the cat outside once we left. For the record, if I learned anyone hurt my animals I would stab you dead. You might as well hurt my kids.
Here's my wife and baby Willeaux.
Take trip to Chicago, sharpie shirt to say I hate niggers. Fight for your life, no need to kys. Can at least die trying to survive. Also if you take a few out would be cool for my city.
Also pic related, slow might change your mind.
Believe you are good guy, bc of animals. Lots of ways to die not kys.
Looking for a quick death in the woods. Not interested in being beaten to death. Thanks anyway.
Post wife's pussy
My cat got from Craigslist injun
Fuck man dem tiddies lookin great my dude. Any chance you can just start dumping a few pics?
more titties and cats
Did you sell your guns too faggot?
Now I get why she wants to kill herself
This
Yep theres bo hope, you made you're mind up do you, visits some half ass shit hole and pull the trigger
Good luck with your travels annon. Hope you find something worth living for on your vacation. If you make it to Wisconsin can help find homes for animals, and awesome woods. World is fucked I know, hope you make it annon. Godspeed.
>Life insurance doesn't pay out for suicide.
it does in the state of california
>dont know why. want to die. full stop.
Thats how everyone feels jackass. Just because you dont know why you want to die or dont want to admit you know why, that doesnt rationalize killing yourself.
If depression could be cured with a road trip then everyone would do it. Depression can be linked to aspects of your life but that doesnt make it dependent on them. Everyone knows this and you are part of that everyone.
You need to get your head out of your arse and just go do what you wanted to do. Even if you change your mind tomorrow and decide you just want to do drugs and play video games until you run out of funds and food. Then fucking do that. Just dont kill yourself. What an absolute waste of the incredible draw of luck that has you with a wife willing to killherself with you and no terminal illness.
Youve already decided to kill yourself, so you can kiss goodbye to stress and going to work tomorrow. Just fuck your wife, drink what ever alcohol you have. Wake up in the morning, take out any cash you can, and drive.
This is fake, what is wrong with you guys? You believe anything. lol
say it louder for em
How about a pic of your girl sucking your dick?
Dudes what's wrong with your cat
move to Detroit. you can buy a house for $500
They have no sex drive we asked already
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