Let's have an adventure /b
Escape the caves. The area behind you is caved in, What do you do?
Second to last post number must be 1-4 to contribute. Final post number is dice roll.
Let's have an adventure /b
Escape the caves. The area behind you is caved in, What do you do?
Second to last post number must be 1-4 to contribute. Final post number is dice roll.
Look into pockets for stuff
Pull pants off
>look snake
Pants added to inventory.
Fangs and scary markings. Doesn't look too friendly.
Advance past torch
Stomp on snake
Observe the egg
climb down right side of path
You've never seen an egg like this before, looks undamaged.
Run up and punt that rat bastard with your big boy boots
Pick up egg
Trips in thread where trips don't matter.
Put snake in ass
Become the rat, if we aren't already
Look in inventory
Seduce rat
It didn't stand a chance. The egg rolls gently to the side.
And you pick it up. Heavier than you imagined.
You can't reach the snake from here.
Destroy the egg
Stick rat up arsehole
The egg breaks effortlessly and covers your feet in yolk.
eat egg
eat yolk
Pick up fire
eat dead rat
Laugh at the eggs destroyed remains
Use yolk as lube to bum the rat
Kill myself
try to lick tourch
Circumcise self using bare hands
Point at bat, and laugh at it
You lick the yolk off of the floor and your feet. You don't feel very full.
You feel full. +2 HP for 5 turns!
Wear dead rat as a hat
Use stalactite as dildo
Soo...nice one Elon Musky!
Wear lubed rat as codpiece
Okay with this yummy meal in our belly time to grab the torch from the wall and head along that path, adiós Mr snake
Throw rat remains at sword
Decide against having the +2 Hp and give it to bat
Torch added to inventory
The rat doesn't seem very satisfied
You and the torch remain unaffected
Shit also the rat bounces off the sword, budging it slightly.
say accio sword and hold the torch like a wand
Ask the rat to come back
Ask the rat to come back nicely?
Suck own dick
Fuck the ground
tourch my own cloth
>[MISSION FAILED]
>ribcage
Break own ribcage
Yeet and Dab at bat
Scream about distain for black people as loud as possible in cave
Pick up a rock from the foreground
Throw rock at bat
noobs
move forward
Enter further
climb down right side of path without looking first, faith it.
Crack open a can of Monster Ultra Zero siiiip
Bump the bumps
Failed
The bat is immediately killed and flutters into the darkness
YOU FINALLY DECIDE TO WALK FORWARDS. You twist your ankle.
Look at bones
This
cmon now max roll ._.~
look through the windows
smelt chain with tourch, smith a sword
You find a rusty dagger, a small phial of an unknown liquid, marked in an unknown language, and a purse with 7 gold pieces
Zero is low my guy. You climb into the darkness, narrowly avoiding falling to your death. You reach the bottom of the ravine.
insert liquid into nose
jack off
insert rusty gather in urethra
Finger rat
*dagger
lick rusty dagger
Crack open a can of Monster Ultra Zero attempt 2
collect bow and arrows
You get most of it in there. You recover 6HP! But you're already at max health.
Aight, you succeed.
The bowstring snaps at the slightest disturbance.
try and use the rusty dagger to pry gate off sewer
-1HP
this
Praise Cthulhu
Pray for Monster Energy Ultra Zero
Pray Harder for Monster energy Ultra Zero, hard enough to get a 1-4 good roll
eat dead possum
Finally another person awaiting the reality of the Mythos
Drink liquid
i'm surprised that only took off 1 hp
Can we do something that includes a Monster Energy Ultra Zero?
You destroy the dagger, and pry a chunk of a bar off, leaving a razor sharp tip.
You feel unlucky. Rolls are temporarily tougher.
Check inside the grate to see if safe. If not don't go inside.
Damn
Take a bath and swim through the gate
nice trips. grab the shank.
>and pry a chunk of a bar off, leaving a razor sharp tip.
force your head or limb into the opening and look around/reach around
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This reminds me of those tribe game threads back in april and may of '18, did you play in one of them OP?
grab the arachnid by the pussy - a raised plate between the corpus and abdomen accessed from below, push your first inside and pull out the guts
Wrestle the spider and fuck it in it's asshole
attempt alchemy to turn the rats blood into Monster Energy Ultra Zero
STAB IT WIth thE FUCKING ARROW!!!
Stab the spider with the arrow, THEN attempt alchemy to turn the spider's blood into Monster Energy Ultra Zero
CKINGG DO IT!!
arrow in spiders face!
You attempt to stab the spider with the arrow but it breaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
pay it to leave me alone >_
Cover the spider's head with the pants and then choke it!
rip off pants and seduce the spider
we're already not wearing pants.
we should seduce spider anyway
Attach eggshell to my testicles and bounce my balls like a paddle ball and smash the spider off the wall.
The spider is non sapient and doesn't respond to the proposition
FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pray for godly assistance (like a map maybe) to a god (map god)
roll for charm
I'm rolling, too.
use the egg shell to cut the spider!
beat it to death with the broken bow
both of these. in unison. also distract spider with penis
Roll
use the pants to wipe the spider away
Place hands over spider head and use palms to crush it's skull.
roll ._.~
THIS!! FUCKINGNGGG KILL IT NNGGGG!!
Hold the spiders mouth shut while slowly entering spiders web casting hole with raging hard on.
O-okay...it's dead...it's...it's dead.
Eat the rest of the rat
Eat Rat
Enter drain
Re-roll
We already ate the damn rat, then we had sex with him and threw him at a wall. Let him rest in peace ;-;
phew... okay... check for spiders and get the shank
Eat rat lmao
Fine eat the spider
Take out rat organs
pray to map god for asistance
Shank added to inventory, spiders all clear. Probably.
I'm gonna head off for now, thanks for playing guys. I'll probably continue this around the same time tomorrow. Have a good one.
yay. thnkss