Let's have an adventure /b

Let's have an adventure /b

Escape the caves. The area behind you is caved in, What do you do?

Second to last post number must be 1-4 to contribute. Final post number is dice roll.

youtube.com/watch?v=F5uyhKdORS0

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Look into pockets for stuff

Pull pants off

>look snake

Pants added to inventory.
Fangs and scary markings. Doesn't look too friendly.

Advance past torch

Stomp on snake

Observe the egg

climb down right side of path

You've never seen an egg like this before, looks undamaged.

Run up and punt that rat bastard with your big boy boots

Pick up egg

Trips in thread where trips don't matter.

Put snake in ass

Become the rat, if we aren't already

Look in inventory

Seduce rat

It didn't stand a chance. The egg rolls gently to the side.
And you pick it up. Heavier than you imagined.
You can't reach the snake from here.

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Destroy the egg

Stick rat up arsehole

The egg breaks effortlessly and covers your feet in yolk.

eat egg

eat yolk

Pick up fire

eat dead rat

Laugh at the eggs destroyed remains

Use yolk as lube to bum the rat

Kill myself

try to lick tourch

Circumcise self using bare hands

Point at bat, and laugh at it

You lick the yolk off of the floor and your feet. You don't feel very full.
You feel full. +2 HP for 5 turns!

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Wear dead rat as a hat

Use stalactite as dildo

Soo...nice one Elon Musky!

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Wear lubed rat as codpiece

Okay with this yummy meal in our belly time to grab the torch from the wall and head along that path, adiós Mr snake

Throw rat remains at sword

Decide against having the +2 Hp and give it to bat

Torch added to inventory
The rat doesn't seem very satisfied
You and the torch remain unaffected

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Shit also the rat bounces off the sword, budging it slightly.

say accio sword and hold the torch like a wand

Ask the rat to come back

Ask the rat to come back nicely?

Suck own dick

Fuck the ground

tourch my own cloth

>[MISSION FAILED]
>ribcage

Break own ribcage

Yeet and Dab at bat

Scream about distain for black people as loud as possible in cave

Pick up a rock from the foreground


Throw rock at bat

noobs

move forward

Enter further

climb down right side of path without looking first, faith it.

Crack open a can of Monster Ultra Zero siiiip

Bump the bumps

Failed
The bat is immediately killed and flutters into the darkness
YOU FINALLY DECIDE TO WALK FORWARDS. You twist your ankle.

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Look at bones

This

cmon now max roll ._.~

look through the windows

smelt chain with tourch, smith a sword

You find a rusty dagger, a small phial of an unknown liquid, marked in an unknown language, and a purse with 7 gold pieces
Zero is low my guy. You climb into the darkness, narrowly avoiding falling to your death. You reach the bottom of the ravine.

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insert liquid into nose

jack off

insert rusty gather in urethra

Finger rat

*dagger

lick rusty dagger

Crack open a can of Monster Ultra Zero attempt 2

collect bow and arrows

You get most of it in there. You recover 6HP! But you're already at max health.
Aight, you succeed.
The bowstring snaps at the slightest disturbance.

try and use the rusty dagger to pry gate off sewer

-1HP

this

Praise Cthulhu

Pray for Monster Energy Ultra Zero

Pray Harder for Monster energy Ultra Zero, hard enough to get a 1-4 good roll

eat dead possum

Finally another person awaiting the reality of the Mythos

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Drink liquid

i'm surprised that only took off 1 hp

Can we do something that includes a Monster Energy Ultra Zero?

You destroy the dagger, and pry a chunk of a bar off, leaving a razor sharp tip.
You feel unlucky. Rolls are temporarily tougher.

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Check inside the grate to see if safe. If not don't go inside.

Damn

Take a bath and swim through the gate

nice trips. grab the shank.

>and pry a chunk of a bar off, leaving a razor sharp tip.
force your head or limb into the opening and look around/reach around

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This reminds me of those tribe game threads back in april and may of '18, did you play in one of them OP?

grab the arachnid by the pussy - a raised plate between the corpus and abdomen accessed from below, push your first inside and pull out the guts

Wrestle the spider and fuck it in it's asshole

attempt alchemy to turn the rats blood into Monster Energy Ultra Zero

STAB IT WIth thE FUCKING ARROW!!!

Stab the spider with the arrow, THEN attempt alchemy to turn the spider's blood into Monster Energy Ultra Zero

CKINGG DO IT!!

arrow in spiders face!

You attempt to stab the spider with the arrow but it breaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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pay it to leave me alone >_

Cover the spider's head with the pants and then choke it!

rip off pants and seduce the spider

we're already not wearing pants.

we should seduce spider anyway

Attach eggshell to my testicles and bounce my balls like a paddle ball and smash the spider off the wall.

The spider is non sapient and doesn't respond to the proposition
FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Pray for godly assistance (like a map maybe) to a god (map god)

roll for charm

I'm rolling, too.

use the egg shell to cut the spider!

beat it to death with the broken bow

both of these. in unison. also distract spider with penis

Roll

use the pants to wipe the spider away

Place hands over spider head and use palms to crush it's skull.

roll ._.~

THIS!! FUCKINGNGGG KILL IT NNGGGG!!

Hold the spiders mouth shut while slowly entering spiders web casting hole with raging hard on.

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O-okay...it's dead...it's...it's dead.

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Eat the rest of the rat

Eat Rat

Enter drain

Re-roll

We already ate the damn rat, then we had sex with him and threw him at a wall. Let him rest in peace ;-;

phew... okay... check for spiders and get the shank

Eat rat lmao

Fine eat the spider

Take out rat organs

pray to map god for asistance

Shank added to inventory, spiders all clear. Probably.

I'm gonna head off for now, thanks for playing guys. I'll probably continue this around the same time tomorrow. Have a good one.

yay. thnkss