Hey Yea Forums let's create a greentexts story together, I'll start
>be me....
Hey Yea Forums let's create a greentexts story together, I'll start
>am automatically a faggot because I'm OP
>fingering me ass for the 4th time today
>about to cum, mom, dad, and sister walk into my room to have a "family discussion" about me getting a job
>ohfuck.exe.bak
>fuck my belly with my dick then fly into the toilet to unload my knowledge
>family watches in horror
>Sister begins eating out my dad's ass
Suddenly everything changed. even the greentext. i'm now in another world. a planet full of anime traps
>wake up face down on floor
>feel something slide into my ass
>goodstuff.jpeg
>so i drop another tab of acid 5 minutes after the other four i did
>erect my penis
>tfw i dont have a penis
Mfw I have the ability to grow monkey dong in my ass
Fucking hell what did I just do...
>my grandma, who has AIDS
>tfw monkey dong starts walking around
>tfw this monkey gone to heaven
>attempt to grab monkey dong but turns out to be....
>tfw the monkey was me all along
>whereismymind.esp (skyrim patch file)
>and along came a pit-bull bounding down the street
>go to new zealand
>find muslims
>acquire a killstreak
>spin triumphantly
Proceed to get fucked in ear by my fish's dick
>but wait, theres more...
>I run out to the street micropenis flopping in the wind
>proceed to recall memory of my uncle calling me a fag
>So I fucked him where he stood
>but thats only because he took me to the pride parades on my birthday
>where flamboyant fags danced around me
>pee pee hard
>but i should have not done that in a muslim country
But then I remembered that my pee pee is in my ass
feelsgood.bat
>i had to try to cure myself with repeated electrocution
But it gave me cancer
>and made my riches from selling the tumours
>and then I woke up
>beside my uncle
>and sucked his dick
>he didn't like it so i got slapped again
>get depressed and heat up another dose of heroin
>fast forward a week
>my right arm is black due to the heroin
>am begging for money on the streets like the fag i am when...
cheeto man appears
>he demands ALL of the cheetos in my possession
>i suck his dick and beg him so 8 can keep my cheetos
>as i kneel cheeto spills out of my pockets
>get aids and die
>all of a sudden i cum EVERYWHERE
>respawn as a sissy twitch streamer
>eating dick like everyday when
>I start fingering my ass
>i pull finger out of my ass and there is shit and blood on it
>dad shits in sisters mouth while mom squirts in dads face