Yea Forums,would you fuck/date a neanderthal?

I would hate to be there on no wipe Wednesday.

If we are talking about bringing one to the modern life though,I expect that not to be a problem. Just make sure you live somewhere cold, thats what they are accustomed to.

Yes
I'd date a 90 Yr old aids infected ex bug chaser porn star just to feel a vagine.
36 and still a virgin

Topkek

There's these things called "prostitutes". You seem to fit the category of a person who needs one.

Buy a sex doll already

I wanna see her ass, then I'd have an answer.

Sheesh man, thats harsh.
And I thought i started late with 19. Get a prostitute. if one fucked Chris Chan,they gonna fuck you as well.

Im afraid no ass, but they had thick legbones and a slightly wider pelvis,and with all their muscles they probably had a pretty good ass actually.

That's not a historical reconstruction. That's a portrait of some thot who hangs around redneck taverns in southern Ohio.

What would be accurate then? Most of the other reconstructions just make them seem like some kind of apemen. You know,next to no clothes, clubs for weapons,the stuff.

Calm down, I was kidding. But it does look like she's gonna try to bum a Winston off me while she does her lottery scratchers outside.

Well yeah. I kind of like it,she looks like some tribal nordic, or like an irish. Kind of like Ygritte from got.

like some neanderthal woman would want to fuck you beta fag homosapians, who are way weaker than the chad neanderthals shes use to getting devastatingly raped by
its more likely you'd be confused for a girl and ass raped by her male to show his dominance over you

As I said They werent very different than us when it comes to behaviour.
Also there is evidence we killed some of them and ate their faces,so there is that.

You guys are correct next payday I'll lose my wizardary.
Pretty shure that don't count user, kek

The reality is neanderthal women never gave birth to hybrid humans as their wombs were fucked, so only make neanderthals interbred with us.

They were definately not "just as smart as we are"

Why do you think so? As far as I know all the recent evidence suggests they got outbred and the climate shifted, thats why they are gone. The dumb caveman version is a myth.

i'm almost 4% neanderthal.

i'll let you fuck me but you gotta pay

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....Dude suck it up and get an escort

Like wtf lol we all already did it why are you waiting so long at this point you're past the stage where a girl would give you pity sex and its into the realm of there's actually something wrong with you stay away from him. When you do finally have sex though it might be soul crushing because its actually super average and not that great unless youre really into the person so dont get your expectations up.

ill yell shit like 'ooga booga' and make caveman noises too but you're gonna have to pay extra ok.

when are we meeting lets do this shit

Modern man was formed by intermingling between between proto-humans like Neanderthals. Unevolved simps like native Africans and Abbos are what happens in isolation

There is a reason they are milky white and redheaded. Thats not just the artist being weird, they were evolved for the ice ages.
Though currently we dont have a lot of Neanderthal dna in us, only a few percent. It shouldnt make a difference

this is some stupid white power shit.

the difference between species is not comparable to the difference between races.

Exactly. The difference is basically none. Also,keep in mind that anatomically modern humans came from Africa, as all the other human species seemed to.
Also, Neanderthals,while they sound superior with all this,are not much so. They need twice to thrice as many calories to feed than a normal human. Thats a task in hunter gatherer times.

does it affect your physical traits

to be fair though:

ive got nearly 4% neanderthal DNA and i have some distinct features like a similar forehead and shit. might be in part due to the neanderthal dna.

probably not tho

You are living proof of your question

i just posted about this

i have very strong facial features. my forehead maybe looks a tiny bit like the OP pic.

i'm hairy as fuck too and i build muscle/lose fat really quickly, but i also put on weight really quickly.

not sure how related all this is to the actual monkey dick dna i've got tho

Those could be generally a thing we may have gotten from them as a species. Still,it oesent these features dont make anybody dumber or smarter than average on their own though.

Okay,taking it back,you may have some actual more than normal fucking Neander DNA. Thats kind of awesome though,if yes.

now that i'm actually looking it up, my skill shape is kinda similar to the pic as well.

i mean obviously its closer to the human head, but it has a bit at the back that protrudes and gives my skill a different shape to most peoples'

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I find that fascinating. It just shows even mroe how seriously similar they were to humans.

I mean, they even had some superior technology,and a clear upper hand as the have been around there for many more thousand years.
There were just not enough of them to really stay around.

Also,does this come out in anybody else in your family? I just noticed how high that percentage is on your original post.

a few slightly sloped foreheads on my mums side.

on my dads side they're similarly hairy and also a sort of stocky build standing at between 5'10 - 5'11.

it'd be interesting to get my parents to do a DNA test to see which one i got it from.

Maybe both. You could be the start in revitalising an extint species or something.
I imagineit would be really interesting to have them live alongside us,kinda like aliens.

>You could be the start in revitalising an extint species or something.

god dammit user, find me a monkeywoman to fuck, NOW. its time to get this motherfucking ball ROLLING

All you gotta do is find a similarly high percent neaderthal person,and fucking outbreed the rest of the neader in you. (Thats not how it works but i dont give a shit.) Be the bringer of a new race which can literally stab mammots to death with a sharp pointy stick.
For real though id love to meet one. The fact that you have to just eat a fuckton is fine these days,and you basically get twice as thick bones and insane muscle mass.
>Alternitevily just break into the local zoo and fuck a monkey