celeb thread - nan edition
Celeb thread - nan edition
nani?!
mommy
omae wa mou shindeiru
nom
what is this moonspeak
this is now a get thread
desperate to cum for sarah snyder, jj or lexee butts >
>888
First they shackle your feet
Then they stand you in a line
Then they beat you like meat
Then they grab you by your mind
Checked
i cant stop jerking for JJ
checked
shes a fucking goddesss thats why
>2mb limit making hd rugmunching difficult
i want other guys to cum for her
ULTIMATE B( . )( . )BS
I can do that again in a bit, maybe
nice triple dubs.
boobs 4 u
I'm stroking pretty fast so >
MY MAN. Those tits are my life-blood!
I just wanna taste that
I drink my drink and i don't even want to
I think my thoughts when i don't even need to
I never look back cause i don't even want to
And i don't need to
Because i'm getting away with murder
i want to taste a guy cumming in my mouth for JJ
worship my cock while i stare at her butt
She poops from there.
yep, she does, that's why it's called a poop chute. I still wanna ram my 8 inch dick into it
fuck yes!
who?
alison brie, one of our jewish goddesses
LARPing on Yea Forums: the ultimate cringe
not larping. just wishful thinking
Unaware i just did what I always do
Everyday the same routine before i skate off to school
But who knew that this day wasn't like the rest
Instead of taking a test i took two to the chest
Call me blind but i didn't see it coming
Everybody was running but i couldn't hear nothing
Except
Gun blasts, it happened so fast
I didn't really know this kid, hee wasn't part of the class
you like my ROLEX?
I choose to live and to
Lie
Kill and give and to
Die
Learn and love and to
Do
What it takes to step through
>That look she makes when she senses you haven't been touching your penis.
Something has to change
Undeniable dilemma
Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear
Constant over stimulation numbs me
But i would not want you any other way.
Just not enough, i need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I said, i don't want it
I just need it
To feel, to breathe, to know i'm alive
Her hair is looking thin, me no like this.
get out, bitch!
goddamn give me all your jj guys
Imagine forming a lasting and meaningful relationship with her.
Christ, what am i doing here? I’m on no fap to get rid of the death grip.
oh maybe she could get me there
you just made my dick hard, thanks for that
Hnngg that tummy needs a lickin. Ahhhhh
Jerking hard
I don't want to be hostile
I don't want to be dismal
And i don't want to rot in an apathetic existence
See i want to believe you
And i wanted to trust you
And i want to have faith to put away the dagger
Alright, I suppose if I edge it wont be that bad.... right?
god now it just popped out of my shorts? whyyy
Make me cum for jj
i need a jj rp so goddamn bad
>you like my ROLEX?
Double middle finger? I think that's more than I deserved...
Fucking, I’m fucking diamonds. Her mouth, tongue and just her eyes the look she gave. Okay, I’ll fucking just edge for her till the thread reaches image limit
oh yah Jordyn
I bet she is a good cum drinker
Best Emma in best color. :3
she knows how to make cocks hard
Jesus, I need that tight fucking body in my life. Would be so easy to throw her the fuck around and use her as a fuck doll.
the goddess
But if they did that, they couldn't be libshits. Instead the libshits would be looking to them, to feed.
That wouldn't pay off his student loans from previous bad life choices.
>being a us citizen >paying for school How? I always hear about student loan debt in the news but have never actually met anyone with student debt. Even an illegal immigrant (whitey from canada, i.e. completely ineligible for all financial aid) I know went to a legit 4-yr school for free here in the states.
Completely wrong.
Bootstraps. Cuck. NEXT!!!
I don't think you know how tax deductions work. Scenario 1: >Earn $10k. >Get taxed 20% (for simple math) on it. >End with $8k. Scenario 2: >Earn $10k. >Spend $2k on student loans. >Deduct $2k from your taxable income. >Pay 20% on your remaining 8k. >End the earn at $6.4k. Sure you paid less in taxes, but the money you spent on the student loans was effectively taxed at 100%. Unless tax rates are >= 100% a tax deduction is never better than just not paying for the thing. Tax credits are different; that is just a flat amount deducted from your taxes and/or added to your refund.
>GO TO COLLEGE OR YOU’RE A FAILURE AND YOU’LL BE HOMELESS!!! >gets degree in over saturated college market because of boomer mandated affirmative action >boomers: stop making bad life choices
How's that liberal arts degree, cuck?
Based and richpilled
That's what you get for listening to boomers and their rhetoric "YOU CAN'T GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE WITHOUT A BACHELORS, GET 80K IN DEBT, THEN YOU'LL BE SUCCESSFUL!" If your parents were demanding school, you should have just looked into a trade degree at a community college, max 10,000 dollars in debt and you'll have a job with respectable pay. Not rich, but you can easily live off of it
Seriously. I'm an academic. 70% of my incoming grant money goes to the university to fund lgbtquvxya offices and I get to spend 30% of it, less departmental fees. Tuition doesn't go to res
holy fuck Jordyn
what do you think you are doing
(U u U)
mmm baby girl JJ
the premier cumface
This look is perfect
Fuck! I can do it, I can last. God damn it I’m so fucking hard
I don't think it'd count as lewd if I could see her boobs, in a non sexual way. Pretty sure.
I want to blow to her ass
cum for jj ;)
oh Emma is going to get me there today
blowbang girl getting ready
Christ, just up against the wall like that. So perfect and petite like that, she would be put in every position I wanted.
No! I cant!
Based user posting based Emma. The stars have aligned. :3
>not pumping it out for jj
shameeee
mmm another load of sweet Emmacum is not far
Yesss
how can she be so tempting
emmacum tastes the best.
Just trying to hold out and enjoy it, fuck. Ive been going strong for a week.
oh yes it does
I KISSED MY SCREEN
Emma makes you do things
Tell me when to cum
yaaah she is the drainer
emmapump
emmapump
emmapump
I'm trying not to lewd user.
I'm saving this for another day. ;}
more of that yess
the text or the girl?
Thank you for the Emma's user. ^ - ^y
Alison Brie?
i'll take either
Ghey
vola?
?
show me some more of the girl
thanks
cumface cutie
Don't lewd my wife
>17
Jeez, why do some kids look older now? It’s like the pendulum is swinging back. By the time 2030 hits, high schoolers will look like they did in the 60’s. Like they’re 30’
This is the same board with logposters don’t act surprised.
just a little over 3 months user
Nobody gives a shit. Just fucking die
Homo
yess more anna
>tfw I see hot annas
FUCKING EAT A DICK, POST ERROR!
M-My m-m-m-m-mistress Victoria Justice is a-a-a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman and I'm a-a-a lucky m-m-man to h-have her..
Hours of shit posting to go. Thrills!
YEHHHHHHH GET IT FATBOI
YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
B-D
B-D
B-D
BIG DINNUH
BIG DINNUH
BIG DINNUH
Moar please
It’s so exciting posting pix of other people’s cocks and wishing you had one.