This fucking thread again. Ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything

So, not totally bad.... you could been born deformed or with a tinny dick. Did you ever tried to get therapy or something?

Given your vast expertise in anal stimulation, recommend me one.

I'm not that great looking either though. Anyway, only had some CBT for depression.

>not that great looking
Isn't the same as ugly
There are times I feel like an 8, and times I feel not even human- like less than 0.
Just work on yourself in every way.
Get a haircut, excercise, take care of your body- then work in your social skills. Join discord groups, chat while you game, get a job where you're forced to interact with others.
I dunno. This is coming from a similarly, socially retarded guy. I still don't have it figured out, but at least I'm no longer a virgin

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>I still don't have it figured out, but at least I'm no longer a virgin

Story time.

well I'm v broke so I don't have one at the moment, but if I were to buy one I would personally go for something along the lines of

ellaparadis.com/aneros-male-prostate-stimulator-eupho-syn.html?gdffi=41e953c00b824ec6993df3e5350cd847&gdfms=BA9672A61D3C4AAF8CC494A64AB5F4F9&keyword=&matchtype=&device=c&adpos=1o5&esvwm=cpc&esvws=Google&esvwt=&esvwc=1523249171&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI_IO3yc-T4QIVEI7ICh0RGAbiEAkYBSABEgJy6vD_BwE

or

etsy.com/listing/653736909/custom-tentacle-94-medium-ultra-platinum?gpla=1&gao=1&utm_campaign=shopping_us_GoblinDildoEmporium_sfc_osa&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_custom1=0&utm_content=18664530&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3NLw7NCT4QIVyZ6zCh2pJQReEAkYBiABEgIzJfD_BwE but like, slightly smaller

Eh, I got lucky. Not gonna greentext, just quickly write it out.
Junior high, part of loser group. Through a friend of a friend, met this girl (went to an all girl's school). We hit it off, since we're both outcasts and had similar interests. She had braces, looked like a typical nerdy girl- grew out of it completely into a qt3.14 blonde. Horny fools, was 13 when we both lost it. Dated for a long time. I felt like a chad and fucked it up. Now back to my loser roots.

Dude. You had a perfectly normal youth. I'm kind of envious.

Do you want to have sex with me ?

I assume that you are a fat bearded male.

Its funny, I consider myself lucky. But I feel like those will be the best years of my life.
I pushed all my friends away for that girl, didn't give a fuck about school, got heavy into drugs.
Now I have no friends, girlfriend, am a drugged up dropout and spend my time here in the cesspool which is Yea Forums.
You take the good with the bad. Getting laid isn't the only important thing in life too, remember that!

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At least you can run for president in 2020!

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>But I feel like those will be the best years of my life.

I would say the same. I feel I peaked in high school. Everything got worse after that - and things weren't that great to begin with.

I was a normal kid when I was like 15-16, I even had a girl and fucked her a lot. Even cheated on the side. Then when I turned 20 something broke and I'm 30 now and through the whole time I never had a pussy. I don't even have friends now. When I was a teenager everything was simple, all what girls wanted from me was my dick, now all they need is fucking money and social status, which is none. Fuck this world and fuck those stupid mercantile sluts

And if I’m not? I’m feeling charitable today. Plus stealing your virginity sounds pretty hot. I’m guessing your performance is less than optimal though

My main is on tarren mill

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Yeah, definitely.
I know a time will come where I'll have a new, cool friend group- a waifu and kids- a decent job and all that shizz.
But back then it was just so easy. Everybody got a long, there were no responsibilities. Eh- we've all gone through it.
And if you haven't, then your best times are still ahead of you. Though you may feel like shit being a "kissless virgin", I guarantee you have a better life, and more to look forward to than us "normal youth" kids

My performance will be subpar. Also, proof that you are not a fat bearded male.

>Though you may feel like shit being a "kissless virgin", I guarantee you have a better life, and more to look forward to than us "normal youth" kids

I don't expect a lot anymore.

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You're already on the right track :p
What line of work were you thinking of going into? Are you still in HS, college, uni?

Aw, this is actually really sweet.

lol

Show us ur pussy

where is OP, what state is femanon and where is OP

Show bagina, please?

Those are some incredible tittays!

OP, where you at!

truth hurts son

Nicee! one Elon Musky..

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I'm 35. I finished uni (PhD in molecular biology) half a decade ago. Currently looking for jobs though.

Where you located?

OH. I’ve got a few rules first though. You have to have taken a shower first and you have to buy me a coffee

oh shit, you gonna get pusspuss Yea Forumsro

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That's fine.

Can I be invited to watch?

He’s a virgin. Can’t imagine it’ll be much of a show

That is the show! I can root them on and give him pointers.

nice. nice word.

My main is on Kul Tiras

Still have hot GF who also plays WoW.

GW2 is way better than WoW

OP here. Played WoW for a year in 2005. Didn't even join a guild because I was a socially awkward sperg even online.

bump

OP, get POON. Also get a camera and take a photo of yourself fag.

Won't show face. People say I look like Edward Snowden though.

Body, pic related

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Bullshit that’s you

Well come on user. I’m ready for you to fuck me raw

If that's actually you, you're fine.
I suppose going the science route through this life might not get you many girls, but you're fine, man. Just get out there more- you're fucking set.

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Light is shit.

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>I suppose going the science route through this life might not get you many girls,

Or money. Or employment.

On the other hand, the biosciences are like 60% female so there were lots of girls.

Dude, I don't believe you're a virgin. Only next step is showing the cock.
Also where is femanon? You can't say no now!

appeareance altering magic

This one better?

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How did it end up like this?

By being devoid of any charisma, personality or charm.

Maybe go with the strong, silent Virgin look?

I kind of do that naturally (because I have nothing to say anyway).

Why aren't you fucking the femanon in this thread? She WANTS you, Yea Forumsro.

She disappeared like halfway though when people were asking for her location.

bump

Unfortunate. At least you got trips.

Yeah. It's the small things in life.

Like my penis.

show us

Old pic. Also, I'm a whore.

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Pretty average size when erect though.

now I'm curious.

Dude I would fuck you in a heartbeat, regardless if you had a personality or not.

This is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen but fuck I’d suck the SHIT outta that dick

I’m still here. Gonna be honest. I was kinda hoping for a pathetic sack of shit to fuck. Now I’m not sure

People can learn don’t make excuses. Had a buddy with aspergers in high school. Drove a cadillac, sold pot and fucked bitches but if you talked to this guy you could tell he was autistic as fuck. Just put time into improving yourself and realize that 90prercent of people think they’re socially retarded, they just get past it long enough to have a life

Let's put it like this. It's a good-looking, high quality sack - but there still lots of shit inside.

>Just put time into improving yourself

Like how. I forced myself to interact with people my whole life, I didn't improve much.

You need to change your outlook and take steps in LEARNING communication skills. Unless you’re charismatic they don’t come easy. Should read how to win friends and influence people. Old book but people’s brains always work the same. Being witty isn’t about being spontaneous or quick, come up with different lines for different situations, bring sarcasm in if you don’t know the proper response... it’s a lot man. Just read books on this shit, you could be fucking women until you’re in you’re 60s man. Not too late to get it together

>Should read how to win friends and influence people

The Dale Carnegie one? My parents gave that to me when I was younger. They were very passively aggressive about that.

Yeah. Actually has some solid insights and like I said, you need to change your outlook. If you’re 35 already treat it as a game dude. I imagine you’ve already had some skin crawling embarrassing moments, can’t get worse from here, so just fuck around and go for it. Take each step as a lesson and improve upon yourself. Give yourself something to take real pride in

>I imagine you’ve already had some skin crawling embarrassing moments

Every time I open my mouth.

>Take each step as a lesson and improve upon yourself. Give yourself something to take real pride in

Still have no idea what you want from me. It's not that I avoided contact because I am afraid to embarrass myself. It's simply that I regularly fuck up.

Isn't it funny? You would've almost preferred a chubbier, average looking guy I bet- but this ones fit and (at the most) decent-looking.
I get that. Its like having an extremely sexy virgin grill (who looks like any other) compared to an extremely timid virgin grill (who you can tell is still a virgin).
Well, where do you live around? US, Canada? I'm a worthless piece of shit, and not super experienced, so I'd be down for some fun with a similarly horny and bored user. But hey, that's just my bepis talking.

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Because you’re expecting to fuck up. It’s a long road to get off the path of inceldom and it’s hard to break it down in 3 or 4 posts. You need to get your confidence up, do something that makes you proud. Dress nicely. Ryan Reynolds would be totally devoid of charisma if he didn’t know that he looked like Ryan Reynolds, that’s a goddamn fact. If you’ve already embarrassed yourself throughout your life then stop worrying dude. You’ve dealt with it for 35 years and it hasn’t done anything to you yet. It’s the fear of embarrassment that holds you back. Get rid of it and just live life dude. Try to remember when you were a kid and you didn’t worry about embarrassing yourself and all this shit. Even if you didn’t improve socially whatsoever you’d enjoy life a lot more.

>It’s the fear of embarrassment that holds you back.

Absolutely not. I've learned to live with embarrassment.

Again, my issue is not related to approaching girls. I have no problems saying "hi" to any girl (especially when alcohol is involved). It's keeping a conversation running and coming around as an interesting person.

Go bang a whore you have a job all your problems will go away do it man not waste your lfie there is no such thing as real love just bang whores and then trick girls into bed thats life you belive in true love no such thing for a man

Just let her talk then. Find a girl who can’t shut up. Then you just come across as a great listener

Man all I can say is this, if you think you’re an embarrassing bastard, then you are. It’s a self fulfilling prophecy. Anyone can say hi but you need to be relaxed and confident to actually hold decent conversation, especially if you’re trying to get a female interested in you. Need to develop some respect for yourself before anyone else will respect you

Honestly op I don’t think this is that crazy. Might change your outlook a bit

Try visiting a brothel

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You are scared of woman you either fuck a whore and lose this fear or stay virgin becosue man now days need experience

>you have a job

Currently unemployed.

>Anyone can say hi but you need to be relaxed and confident to actually hold decent conversation, especially if you’re trying to get a female interested in you. Need to develop some respect for yourself before anyone else will respect you

That's a vicious circle though. Because I am not confident in my social skills - why should I be given my previous experience.

Man just get a car and get a whore it will make you a real man who wants to approach and hunt for woman,Verginity and fear of woman is holding you back

If you dont have what top talk just learn a number of questions to make people when talking like 10 this will make you talk enough

I'm not scared of women.

Don't own a car either.

I think your problem is that you didnt have nothing in life no job and no car and this make you feel like shit therefore not enough man till you dont have this stuff car money ecc

You are like a homeless guy trying to get women

You either get money car ecc and become an a man or i think you will never lose it

op just fuck the femanon who showed up so i can take your spot as the oldest virgin here.

YOU ARE MESSING THINGS UP FOR ME

I was actually going to type nearly the same thing. Self deprecation is a vicious cycle absolutely. As far as how can you break the cycle, I can’t give you that answer but it comes down to taking pride in yourself and realizing you can do shit if you put your mind to it. All I can say is this, I’ve had failures turn me into an anxious wreck for years because of the cycle. It only ever stopped when I stopped that pattern of thinking and looked at what I can do and what I have made it through, rather than focusing on my downfalls. You are doing it to yourself man, you need to find a way to convince yourself that you can be a successful, wanted human being. Build some shit, dress nicely, work out. Also, most people are pretty shitty and lazy dude. It’s not hard to beat them out in most areas of life, and if you’ve dealt with bullshit for 35 years that should be all the motivation you need to push yourself above the average. Which should give you a decent confidence boost. It’s not too late to live life dog

This. You need to have reasons to be proud, because if you aren’t proud of your situation who would want to fuck you. It’s a lot of work but honestly as soon as you start making progress you’ll enjoy every day more than you did the 35 years of virginity. Not being a b lurking incel faggot can be pretty fulfilling

HOW OLD ARE YOU ASSHOLE? IMMA BE THE OLDEST VIRGIN!

Lies. Shitposting here is the best comfiest time fucking normie. Leave this place.

32

BACK OF THE LINE BITCH

maybe back in like 2011 but nowadays not so sure man

If you are jobless with no income no car in your 30s then its clear why your virgin man....Get a job and a car and you will get pussy

It’s kind of hard to explain. I like the idea of feminized men and meeting a virgin that old seemed really exciting because being a virgin man can feel emasculating. Whitch is super hot to me. I like my men to be a husky of a human being

Why dont u have a Job?

How fat are you?

I don't feel good about my financial situation and what could laughably be called my career. However, I also had no luck with women when I was a poor university student among poor university students.

>Build some shit, dress nicely, work out.

I dress good (considering my financial situation) and I work out. That didn't get me far though.

I’m not fat. I’m really small honestly, so I feel pretty weak most of the time

As I said, I was also a virgin when I was a poor college student. That's not reason. It's other way around: the same reason why I am a virgin is also the reason why I am jobless.

Self worth is like a scale. If you have a mountain of shitty embarrassing experiences on one side, it’s gonna take more than just a nice shirt to outweigh them. Was just an example of something you can do to take pride in

Overducated in shitty field. Don't know how to sell myself.

Hm, that's interesting. I'm honestly sort of the opposite- I prefer a girl who's a bit more dominant, seeing as I'm a bit more submissive myself :p
Hilarious too, I'm bi myself and am the opposite in that way too.
Well, you seem like a really cool femanon. Hopefully you find that virgin you're searching for, heheh :p I'm sure you'll have luck here in the land of the virgins!

What else can I do? It's not that I have achieved anything in my life.

If you’re a cute petite girl that likes to fuck disgusting emasculated oafs im sure a lot of psychologists would like to sit down with you and figure out what the fuck happened there. Or you’re a budderface, no other alternatives

Oh yeah no doubt I have some pretty deep psychological issues.

If you haven’t achieved anything, then once you do start doing shit you’ll feel like a king. Get any job, get a car, and do shit that sounds fun/fulfilling. You’ll get there eventually. You’re gonna die in like 40 years you might as well give it your all man

One time I fuck a indie programmer. I sucked him off while he was streaming himself on twitch. Shit was cash. He didn’t tell me until later that he was a virgin

was your dad all about being a manly man or was he a pussy I gotta know

>If you haven’t achieved anything, then once you do start doing shit you’ll feel like a king.

There is a difference between doing shit and achieving things. I have many hobbies which I enjoy. However, I am not outstanding in any of them.

>Shit was cash
Kek, seriously, why aren't there more grills like you? Digs virgins, chubs and has a nice body to boot. Hopefully I find a memester like you- one day.

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He was an absentee father. He showed up 3 days per year. Also he’s a perpetual child

You don’t have to be the best at something to say to yourself “I DID that shit”. You have a crazy defeatist outlook man. That’s a big part of your problem. I know it was obviously learned but it goes back to the vicious cycle, it won’t stop unless you change the thinking behind the behaviour. 90percent of people are just trying to make it by, and if you can make it by AND do some shit that you like you’re beating out most

You don’t want me user. I have control issues. I like meak men because they make me feel powerful. If I could keep a mans cock caged all day I would

You're a big guy

Why u just assuming this girl is fine? Most females on /b are gonna be ugly as hell or severely fucked up man. I know this is a 35 y/o virgin thread but tone it down guy

I guess that makes sense

My question is, if a jacked, confident, objectively attractive man wanted to have sex with you, would you still enjoy it? Or is it only pigfarmers that do it for you

Cuz, mah nigger, she posted a picture.

Idk it’s probably just a Napoleon complex thing

>90percent of people are just trying to make it by, and if you can make it by AND do some shit that you like you’re beating out most

I'm making it by and do things I enjoy though. This is nothing to be proud about though. On the opposite in many cases. Small example: I really enjoy climbing and bouldering and I do it a lot. But when people ask me how long I have been doing it and how much time I invest, I lie. Simply because I am ashamed about my slow progress given the time invested. In fact, I would say that discipline is one of my biggest strengths. But I don't have much to show for it.

The simple fact is that I haven't achieved much in life.

Hey, I dig that. I crossdress on occasion, have been in a threesome too (MMF, probably one of my favorite experiences). I feel you'd be the perfect grill to experience every sort of thing sexually.
But hey, that's just me assuming. Either way, enjoyed talking to you, and keep searching for that meek man- I'm sure he'll come around sometime :p

I would assume that he hates me and was making fun of me and that he didn’t actually want to have sex with me. Date down and you can never fear he doesn’t actually like you

Oh yeah. I love the idea of holding down a Twinkie boy so he can take a proper mans cock

Ah yeah ok u right u right

That shit crazy. If someone’s trying to have sex with you, they probably want to fuck

Now I'm bored of you. You're a good looking guy with a good job, but an ego the size of a fucking grain of rice.
I can tell just by talking to you, you would drain me. Seriously, man- get your fucking shit together.

>You're a good looking guy with a good job

As I said, I am unemployed.

You don’t fucking have to man that’s what I’m saying about your defeatist attitude. Just talk genuinely about this shit and people will dig it, nobody’s gonna notice mid conversation “yo fuck this guys a terrible rock climber” unless they’re really into it themselves, otherwise they’re just going to think “shit joes a climber that’s pretty cool, that’s risky stuff”

You have a PHD. You're fine. Quit being a little bitch and fishing for (You)s and validation of your clearly-stated shittiness.
Get a goddamned hooker. Go for a similarly awkward, science chick. There's options. You have no reason to complain when there's people doing worse off than you, whether sexually or otherwise.

Yeah, it’s all in your attitude OP god damn I mean I can imagine how 35 years of virginity would do it to you but this shits over the top

Well, damn it femanon- now I'm getting horny.

It’s difficult to write upside down but you get the idea

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What happened to destroy your self worth? Also drink some water or somethin hon your colours lookin a little off

>I really enjoy climbing and bouldering and I do it a lot
Imagine how many fucking people climb rocks. That is unique. Most virgins are fat fuck who have never left their batcaves. Get your shit together user

>You have a PHD.

And no job. Been looking for an industry position for years now. Spend several years working for 50k in New York as a postdoc before my contract ran out and I fucked off back to Europe. My life is really not as good as it seams, especially compared to my young years. Things get more shit instead of better.

>Imagine how many fucking people climb rocks.

Many more people than you expect. And most of them are better than me.

You don’t need to be the president of a club to say you’re a part of it. And no one gives a fuck how good you are at it dude. You could be either the best rock climber on earth, or the worst, and unless it is your career your SO wouldn’t give a goddamn fuck. Maybe your parents would care how good you climb rocks, but that’s about it. Everyone else is just going to hear that you rock climb

Just for shiggles, write John right above your bagina :3

Just for shingles, write “John I fucked your dad” right above your babina

You know what, that's fine too! At least papa got it in. Maybe you're my mum...

>most of them are better than me
I can assure you that you are better than 99.9% of worlds population. Stop spreading negativity and look at the bright side you wanker

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I doubt that. Most of the worlds population has jobs, friends, sex etc.

I dont know if anyone answered this but thats something u can learn. U gotta get more confident Tho. Which u can learn too my g. Keep it up, if u need Help. Get Help. Would help u but theres no Anonymous way to let u contact me

Most of the worlds population is niggers who work for pennies and can barely buy a fucking bag of cookies. Get a job, it doesn't have to be one according to your phd. You will get more money relocating boxes in supermarket than a doctor in eastern Europe gets. Actively search for a normal job in the meantime. Bro you have everything you need and all the opportunities in the world.

Yea but u cant really sell a Good Product with Bad advertisement until someone sees its value.

Honestly? When i was really young i suffered a pretty serious TBI. Not bad enough to make me brain dead permanently, but enough to keep me fucked in the head for basically my entirely childhood. Growing up was pretty difficult going though constant pain that no other kids could understand. As you might imagine i got bullied pretty bad for doing "wierd things" like ya know having seizures. Lucky for me my brain was plastic enough when the damage happened that as a grew up, i gradually got better and now most of my brain problems are gone. So when it comes to my self worth, it was never that great to begin with lets be honest but when i see men who are struggling, i find them attractive because i know what its like when the world treats you like a subhuman.

as i said get a job at a super market or something. Its pretty common in eastern Europe to work a very random job that does not correlate with ones phd whatsoever. You can even make career out of it. also what is your phd

Why be stuck in that way of thinking forever? Sorry you got your head all fucked up but sounds like your past it now. I understand why you’d go that route but you’re limiting yourself. You don’t need to live life with the neckbeards and ogres. Grass is a lot greener when you don’t have to ignore the stench of your lover

well i dont date ones that bad

Show bepis

I dont have a phd. Im 18 btw. I shouldnt have answered ur reply cause i wanted to say something completely Different. Just realized it to late.. I missed out Kind of a Lot of this thread so this could be complete Trash. Anyways, doesnt Matter what Job he'll get or when he gets Laid. He gotta work on his way of living. He seems like more than a fine guy in the most ways to me. He just gotta work on the way he Sees life. Sorry for my Bad english. Really tired

so did you and op bang?

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pretty sure he doesnt care to

dang :(

Nah, OPs a faggot looking for attention
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OP here. I was doing laundry. My PhD in molecular biology. To be specific, my expertise is cancer genomics (CRC, PDAC, LuAD).

Op is the biggest virgin

OP here. You said you didn't care to since you want someone chubby.

That girls wants to smash dude idk why u still here 35 years of turmoil could come to an end right here

THIS is why you’re a virgin. Looking for reasons for a female to not want to bone you. God damn dude

Based

You're lying, right?

daaamnnn nice one

33 year old kissed thrice virgin.

There is no power here. No enlightenment. No awakening. Feel this abyss while you can, it's too late for me.

Lying in what regard?

Get a loan go to Thailand and fuck some ladyboys, it’ll cheer you right up champion

Serious question. Are you autistic? Also, do you suffer from extreme shyness or what do you think is the reason you haven't gotten laid? Your looks? Race? The country that you live in?

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i posted one of these threads and i got banned for a typo

naw ill still fuck you

>Are you autistic?

Probably.

>Also, do you suffer from extreme shyness or what do you think is the reason you haven't gotten laid?

It's more social awkwardness than shyness. Shyness can be fixed with alcohol.

>Your looks?

Average looking.

>Race?

White. No prob.

>The country that you live in?

Living in Germany again. Lived in Sweden and the US before. Have a horrible German accent (the least sexy one), so that didn't help.

Where you located?

midwest.

Damn, wrong continent.

This is one of the saddest reveals ever, so sorry OP

you fucking serious?

im gonna stab this guy

You know how fucking easy it is to get laid?

Yeah I was really hoping for a love story to emerge from this thread. The 35 year old boulder climbing wizard and the worryingly crazy femanon that likes to fuck rodents so she feels powerful. What a shame

Exactly what I thought too, this whole time it was gonna be like one of those "I met my gf on Yea Forums" type deals. How unfortunate all of this is, waste of my hour.

OP have you ever considered liking penis? Gay might be the way for you bro

Is it though?

Not for people like me or op asshole.

a love story for the ages

Are you fucking kidding me I ain't believing that you can't find a job in this field. As far as my knowledge goes Europe is starving for workers like that.

Cuz u make everything too complicated. From everything I’ve witnessed virgin incel behavior comes largely from reading into shit way too hard. Ethan from H3 is a great example, he brings people down to his level of degenerate, makes all his guests talk about their insecurities because that’s all he ever thinks about. Stop thinking about the dumb small shit, think about fucking these women and what it takes to get to the point where you can. Stop worrying bout the pointless shit. It’s really not hard if you’re doing the right shit

To get a job in molecular biology I would imagine you need some ambition and charisma. Op seems like the kind of guy that would work in a grocery store

Biomedical research (industry and academia) is completely oversupplied with graduates, especially at the PhD level. In addition (in my subfield), there is strong competition from physicists, mathematicians, computer and data scientists for the good positions.

Then don’t go for something at the PHD level, if there’s an excess of graduates in your field bat for 1 bar lower than you should. The PHD should guarantee you a job in a lab, even if you’re just a fucking tech. Any work is better than none

That's my focus at the moment. However, companies prefer younger people (BSc or MSc, 10 years younger than I am) for these kinds of positions.

Threads gonna die soon but OP at the end of the day you have all the tools to go out and get laid tonight man, you just gotta deal with the sour defeatism that the 35 years of no sex has given you. It’s attitude and confidence. Completely. Keep that shit in mind

Same except i'm pushing on 26 now