Yea Forums just opened up a 1000 floor apartment building that's lookin for tenants!

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my floor is where all the fat black grannies live, baking cookies and working with the local triad child smuggling ring

sorry for the smell of cum and the moans btw

My floor is where they keep the video games. All covered in cobwebs and dust, of course.

What's this supposed to do?
Is it an actual commieblock where people live or is it some weird 50s military infrastructure?

people won't stop shitting on the floor

I’m putting the loudest speaker I can in my window and blasting that shit max volume in the middle of this funnel

youtu.be/fw43eNGl1S4

Who the fuck went into my room and replaced my PS4 with an Ouya?

imagine shitting out the window

Please not on the lower levels where the niggers are

>meanwhile in Hive Yea Forums

imagine if everyone ejaculated into the middle ha ha

We've mandated that our floor will be flooded with 2 feet of water at all times. Hired people from floors below to help haul sand up

Kowloon Walled City. Of course the city doesn't exist anymore but it's a really fascinating place.

dwarf fortress mermaid concentration camp

Yea Forums as an apartment building

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I'm going to get the top floor aren't I?

top floor master race

>By the 1990s, many gangs moved into the building and it became extremely unsafe. Ponte City became symbolic of the crime and urban decay gripping the once cosmopolitan Berea neighbourhood. The core filled with debris five storeys high as the owners left the building to decay.
Imagine the smell

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is anyone gonna clean up the corpse from that user who jumped seven weeks ago? the smell is starting to get up here.

>slowly move up the building to get away from the building trash
>

Its in South Africa, used to be a high end apartment building inhabited by whites, after apartheid ended they moved out and moved in.
Now it is what it is today

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Pretty sure it's in South Africa. Reminds me of the house in Dredd.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6256279/Tallest-apartment-block-Africa-55-storey-dystopian-tower-Johannesburg.html

Is that Kowloon? looks shorter than i thought

No it's not, its ponte tower

Lul

Retard

"user, get out!"

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Keep the apartment complex/Mngmt. threads on , please.

snakes are so tsuntsun

>not living in a dubs floor

this floor is only inhabited by lolis and old faceless men

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This looks like a dystopian community where "deviants" would get pitted with each other in the middle while people watch

>This floor is the only floor that allows animals.
>Only animals are allowed.
>Other floors come here to hunt for 'wild' game.

wtf is wrong with that piece of shit bard

this is what exists on my floor

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i wanna live in here and never go out

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>yfw the edit lives on

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>people continually build more homes on top to escape
>trash just keeps rising
>building reaches space
>low gravity means my shit floats away

brb im making a stal/k/er outpost in my floor
remove mutant

Uh guys
The elevator shat out in between floors 12 and 14 and this was what the doors opened to
I wasn't gonna go in but some fag pushed me out of the elevator and the doors closed before I could see who did it.

What do I do

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>Now it is what it is today
A higher than high end building?

PARTY ON MY FLOOR

why does the elevator take me to Iron Keep?

me cuddling with the slayer

I wanna live next to some hairy bara daddy who will let me suck milkies from his thick nipples

I look down on you fags

i hope i don't have to share my floor with anyone else, unless they can withstand the sounds of model trains.

Time to sleep at me place.

lots of niggers on my floor, i live opposite to a methhead's drug den
you can hear shots from the other end of the hallway often

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Why, thank you for the warm welcome, user~
Why don't you come in so we can get to know each other better~?

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This is the gay scalie floor.

That looks like the pit from where the big guy, the masked man, came from.

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I look down on you fag

user, it makes perfect sense if you think about it.

>Yea Forums apartment building
What a fucking disastrous place that would be.

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In South Africa, it's actually really common for skyscrapers elevator shafts to be filled to the brim with human feces. Like, 10 stories worth of shit in the elevator pit. Because after the whites left, the blacks just used elevator shafts as trash heaps.

Im contacting the Yea Forums building's morality police

Enjoy your time behind bars and your mandatory reeducation, heathen

>high end building
lol

It's the aesthetic floor

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Holy shit this is dystopic

Theres only gang wars on my floor

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nothing happens here, the most boring floor of all time and i'm stuck here

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suzannewhitby.com/ponte-tower-of-dreams/
>In 1975, the Ponte tower in Johannesburg’s Berea was sparkling and new and highly desirable.
>Its ground floor was home to “Nucleus”, an upmarket shopping centre
>Bowling alley as well as outside floodlit tennis courts, reception desk and security
>Its 464 apartments were 90% let, including the one- and two-bedroomed luxury flats on floors 41-46; the luxury three-bedroomed flats on floors 47-50; and the ultra-luxury four-bedroomed triplex flats on floors 51 to 54, which comprised saunas, two bedrooms-en-suite, a study, lounges, barbeque roof garden area

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Thanks landlord for my new assigned room.
janny dont you dare to delet this thread again!

This apartment would look like something from this:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City

Do you though?

WHOEVER LIVES ABOVE ME STOP MAKING THAT NOISE

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roll for 666

What the fuck, I just moved in and the landlord gave me diving equipment when I told him the floor my room's on.

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>he's mad he got a shitty floor
lmao

the rampant degeneracy and angry incels would make it Bioshocks rapture-lite every time after a big release flops

To whoever I live above, I'm sorry

why is there lava in the elevator

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sorry bro your mom is loud haha

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nice

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is this the gta san andreas anime adaptation?

I want the bottom floor so I can get out reliably when I crash that building
with no survivors

this is a board dedicated to the discussion of video games

Adaptation of a french comic
youtube.com/watch?v=k1Qor3xMfW0

Floor 000 secret boss

I don't know what kind of floor it is, I never leave my room anyways but theres probably a bunch of retards, """traps""", and other faggots on it

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Sorry user, I'm getting intimate with another user at the moment~

could've fooled me

The fuck is that?

I used to work for Amazon, an elevator in a warehouse in Poland stopped working one day and when an engineer entered the shaft he found 10 feet of dirty underwear at the bottom.

Turns out warehouse workers had been entering the elevator with luxury brand underwear they'd taken from the warehouse, quickly changing into it and putting their own dirty underwear down the gap into the shaft

DO NOT PURSUE LU BU

>Chiasmodon niger

uh lol?

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EPIC FORTNITE GAMING ON MY FLOOR EVERYONE

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Geoduck

I'd prefer something on the mid level but I'll take what I can get.

Have fun deal with the rat people.

pls not too high

Kino City

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What the fuck, did they not have cameras in the elevator?

The elevator shaft user, the thing the elevator goes in

After reading this can we agree that ALL humans are fucking stupid?

My floor is a time machine going back to 2006. And the tower is longcat.

I mean in the actual elevator car

>that one user next door thart is ftom /d/ and into rape

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>floor not found
Zoomers btfo.

Nudist floor

I want a beefy roomie

cheap blowjobs at my flat.
All girls are certified girls of legal age.

rolland

My floor has all the futa cock'd succubi

>have to escort your son and daughter from these maniacs
I'll very much have an apartment building filled with ghetto-ass niggas than one filled with depraved white incels

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Hey guys, I'm on floor 404 and there's nothing here. What's this place even su

>Neighbours are tranny posters

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let's see what he gets when he finds out

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>elevator constantly gets stuck when passing floor 666 for like 30 minutes
>always have to stop at floor 665, up 2 floors and then call elevator again
>those fucking staircases around floor 666
I fucking hate it.

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no niggers on my floor please

The floor below me is designated shitting floor. You have no choice in the matter

>Warband starts a fire on floor 300 again
>mfw our warband gets to roll out because they're killing our serfs.

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>live in the Yea Forums block
>my neighbor is /u/

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>Leddit fag cries because he thought Yea Forums was "funny lulz"
>Raped by the furries a day later.

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It was also used in the live action GitS

M&B floor here. Rhodoks get the cross

>/fit/ knocking on my door again

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>Deep see whale
But don't whales breath air?

No
Niggers are

>tfw you will literally never go hungry and are actually putting on weight because of the sheer abundance of the purest, sweetest virgin seed concentrated in one location
It's like an all you can eat buffet, yum~

/his/ STOP HAVING A CIVIL WAR OVER HITLER'S BALL SACK AND LET EVERYONE ELSE SLEEP. FUCK.

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How can the oarfish feature in Japanese folklore if it's way too deep for anybody to have ever seen?

They go to the surface to get air.

999 here i come

>Poland
>Niggers

THAT'S IT I'M COMING FROM MY FLOOR AND GOING TO THE ELEVATOR TO FIND YOU AND KILL YOU

I'M ALSO GOING TO KILL BECAUSE HE'S AN ANNOYING SHIT PLAYING FORTNITE

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>implying I would live with that many 4chinners

user that'll only attract the trannies and furfags. We dont need another floor conquered by them. I just set up barricades on my floor damn it.

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Oh boy I hope this building got elevator.

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a rooom for 30yo boomers to eumulate n64 games and get mildly high on beer or weed

Imagine a building like that, but inhabited by not niggers, poos or chinks. Shit would've been comfy as fuck.

Me as the cleric

really gay or female but based

>that one user that is underage but noone told the jannie cause the anons next door like to rape him every day

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>The core still needs regular cleaning. Although it was cleared out, some residents continue to use it as an informal rubbish dump. Falling glass, KFC buckets, foul-smelling nappies (baby’s diapers), blood-soaked sanitary pads, used condoms

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So basically
>white people wanted to hide from niggers
>they built a great tower, but they forgot that this is still Africa
>niggers hijacked the building
>white people left, it went to shit
>now it can't even be turned into a prison
I'm not racist, but...

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Hi, my name is Nelson. Please come visit me. I'm alone.

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Sure thing, friend! What floor?

How can you get into an apartment that doesn't exist?

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Inexplicably this floor is the top floor.

Do you have contact with aliens?
Also can you let me? Security is pretty tight.

The elevator is broken, it always goes to the smelly ones.

...

:3

WE INTO Yea Forums's PLACE BOYS

ayy yuh

yeah megacity 1

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>fucking Yea Forums
really faggot? really?

shit

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Whole floor is underwater. Entrance to elevator is an airlock with scuba gear. We live in our water filled apartments with oxygen tanks provided by the apartment, only clause is all the oxygen smells like ripe farts.

LOOK AT THE SEQUENTIAL POST NUMBERS!

Mind blown

I like the rent, but I am afraid of heights...

Oh shit, I posted before I read the thread. Looks like floor 337 through 689 is all just water

how were these posts numbered in consecutive order for so long? l don't think l have ever seen that before

Wut. I have never seen that either.

Seeing how we moved here, I'm just waiting for the new tenants~
I'm gonna suck all you anons dry~!

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Nigger you ruined the post number combo.

Leftist paradise

Rolling for 632

it's because this thread was moved from another board

kangz n sheeet

Hmmm. I've been here for almost 10 years and I have never seen this. Learn something everyday.

Welcum to my floor

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rollando

Top floor top kek

No this is top floor

So close. Fucking captchas

>First floor better reinforce their windows if they don't want to drown in semen
Kek

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Thats Candlejack's floor be c....

Candlejack is such a stupid fucking meme, like why even bothe...

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I wanna get the penthouse pls

keked

Fuck the hard bass is starting to get loud down here helpppp

lol

Fuck. I ended up on the furry floor and there are no windows to jump from.

Bush did 911

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where can I find pics like these

What's this?

niggers

Me in the suspended rape dungeon.

New apartment hell ye

rooftop plz

Sorry floor 11, our toilets started overflowing.

The Lowest floor Full of darkness murder theft and despair there is no power down here so we can't play vids anymore there is no way up once you get to this floor you can't go up or down you're trapped forever

roll

Hey, trying to find Jenny's apartment. Anyone remember her number?

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To the top!

My floor is whatever floor yo mama lives at

People living there should be glad it wasn't taller. Those shitty buildings would have collapsed.