A childhood friend of mine hit me up to buy a quarter of coke for $500, so I tell him to come thru

A childhood friend of mine hit me up to buy a quarter of coke for $500, so I tell him to come thru.
He comes over and asks if he can get some wax too, since he's been my friend for a while, I don't think anything of it, leave the coke on the table go to my room to grab some wax.
I hear the door shut and see him drive away with my coke.
He's been hiding out for a while, but I recently found where. What are some easy, discrete ways to cause a lot of damage to his car? Not necessarily visible damage, just costs a lot to fix.

tl;dr got robbed, wanna fuck up his car, what are best ways to do it?
car is honda elantra
yes
i got robbed by someone in a fucking honda elantra

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Just pour water in the gas tank

A Honda Elantra, eh?

it hyaudni you fucking immigrent

kys you fucking beta fag haha.
Go beat the shit out of him you pussy

Pour saltwater into the gas tank to kill his engine block or just pour petrol under the car and set it on fire won't burn the car up but will put it out of commission for a long time

Just beat him up like a man pussy solft as drug dealer

Wow you're the biggest pussy ass coke dealer ever. No wonder you got robbed like that

No, don’t listen to these people. If you vandalize his car in an obvious way the insurance will cover it and no harm done. If you want to destroy his car, do something that looks like owner negligence so they don’t cover it and he’s fucked.

put a bullet in his brain you faggot nigger

Jack off on windshield

Pour surströmming in the airvents

No pour sugar in the gas tank

Either this or break and enter at gun point

Loosen the lugnuts on his 2 front wheels

He prob has a 1000$ deductible he wikl have to pay from insurance. And pay bigger payments everymonth for the next 3 years too.

tell him to buy a tesla. that will do the biggest possible damage to him.

A cloth and paint thinner .... soak the cloth in the paint thinner and leave it on any part othe the car spread out and preferably in the sun ... paint comes right off like jelly and the panel will need to be re painted .... you can add a signature key mark as well just make sure the scratch is deep enough to hit metal this will also have to be repainted I suggest doing a long scratch around the entire car this means everything will have to be repainted ... your welcome.

That acually doesn’t work btw ... look it up hoonigan tested it on YouTube it just smells like cotton candy apperently

His car didn't rob you, beat him up or confront him you fucking pussy, youre a easy target and probably will get robbed and beat up even more for vandalizing a car like a pussy

lmao I know who the guy is which means I know who you are and If I hear anything about his car getting vandalized youre gonna have alot more to worry about than getting coke stolen

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drug him and rape his ass repeatedly until its filled with about a gallon of cum.

old antifa trick: put charcoal lighter on top of the back tire on the side of petrol cap. you'll have enough time to get away. just make sure he won't come by too early.
also if you do shit like this you are a beta cuck bitch.

You're a pussy ass drug dealer bro man up and smash his non-dominant hand with a hammer

lots of things, depends on how much access you have

pouring anything other than gas into the tank, nails in the tires, undo the wheel lugnuts, gravel/sand in the oil reservoir, plug the exhaust, the list goes on

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just dont..when you are in the drug game this shit happens..you fuck with his car and he might fuck you your house or you..you are out 500 bucks, move on and dont get caught up in some shit...people get killed all the time over drug drama..

Why would anyone waste money on a repaint?

Just hire some thugs to shoot him

>elantra
>honda
pour 2-3 sugar water cups into his fuel tank

not if you drive a delorean

For a drug dealer you're a real pussy.

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You better do something, or you're going to be that guy to steal Coke from.

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that was about the only dude not taking drugs on that movie

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Pour good off on the hood

Speak English faggot.

That's not a DeLorean though

Poke the wheels, that's a classic

Spray his breaks with wd40

Wd40 on his brakes

If you really wanna fuck shit up buy Diesel Exhaust Fluid, DEF. Any auto parts store should have it. It’ll crystallize when it’s dry, won’t let the car turn on. Seen it happen in diesel trucks, customer had to replace injectors and supply pump.

Set him up op.. make a fake profile on some app as an attractive girl. Tell him you want to meet up (discreet location) and to bring $ and coke for a good time. (Like y'all are gonna bang in the car). Have a big buddy with you slouched down in your vehicle. Maybe pull in with a wig on. Block his car in. Hop out and casually and calmy rob his ass back. Bring a burner or a bat and let him know he's not leaving without giving you anything of value he has...

Nicee! one Elon Musky..

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It's Hyundai, fag. To fuck up his car just simply make a few holes in the fuel tank. You can find the placement of the fuel tank on the internet ( Go figure ). Or, you fuck his engine belts up. Just take a knife and cut the rubber belt that does the spinning shit ( I have no idea how it's called, not a car mechanic ). You can also poor some liquid into his fuel tank. Filling the fuel tank with something like diesel is going to require complete fuel tank cleaning ( Costs a shit ton ). So yeah, just pour shit into his fuel tank.

Spray silicone lubricant onto the brakes.

Prob won't kill anyone, brakes still work. But it will be very uncomfortable driving till it wears off in a week or so.

Bonus points: if he rear ends someone, it's 100% his fault.