This guy rapes your gf. What do?

This guy rapes your gf. What do?

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Break his balls, amputate his feet and fingers, make him swallow a few toothpicks. Then call an ambulance. Nothing fancy.

Mostly I'd just wonder how this motherfucker got his dick that close to my hand without me noticing before he fucked it. Then I'd wash my hands and call the police.

Ask him to autograph her pussy and then sell her on eBay.

Rape him back

Kek

sneeze within a 5 meter radius of him. Like any other soccer player he'll collapse to the floor, his body being racked with indescribable pain as he clutches his shin for some reason and begs for mercy

First you need to record him
Second blackmail him for money several times
Third when you got enough money sue him for rape to make more money

He didn't rape nobody. His ex was just a thot, trying to get money off of him...

join

Suuuuuuuu

Let him, convince her to take the mil as compensation, break up and take half

demand money

Ya, i seriously find it hard to believe that a dude who is wildly wealthy, popular, successful and super fit has the need to rape anybody.

I seriously think dude might be the most famous person in the world. He has to beat cunt away with a stick wherever he goes, no doubt.

No shit.

When it first came out someone said it happened right after he donated to palestinians. I'm not a conspiracy boi so never looked into it but fuck if the jews come after our fifa stars they might've woke up the giant

lewl

lol. i highly doubt those things are related in the least. my guess is it was a thot who wasnt happy about being cast aside like used tissue.

The jews make up a story about you raping a girl because you stand for Palestine, what do?

Rape his son

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