So, I blew it, right? Went out on a date with this chick. We had coffee and talked for a couple of hours...

Only one question. How and where did you touch her? Also fucking skip on these emoji smiles you slimey faggot

>never send the last text.
you'll learn grasshopper

chill, we can still save something, do not text her any further, just wait fot her reply, even if it can take days,

Yes. You will be lucky if she gets back to you.

Relax dude. Maybe would have been better to keep the last message short, like "Awesome! Good night." But what's done is done and I don't think it makes that much difference. Her lack of reply doesn't mean anything. The conversation was over at that point. Just relax and wait a few days before asking about the party.

do you really care about her or you jsut want to fuck?

Yea you fucked up. She isnt attracted to you physically look she doesnt even care reading your shit in an appropriate time. Your only chance here getting laid is buying her stuff or be a funny guy. Anyway pathetic

Don’t listen to this fool! You have to text her immediately. If she doesn’t respond within a few minutes then txt her again then again then again. Chicks like it when you are persistent cos it makes them feel desired.

Last one ruined it. Enjoy jerking it for longer user

This, but make sure you apologise profusely for that awful dog remark. She surely took offence at that.

Its because he has no BBC. Every girl nowadays only want the BBC nothing else matters

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Lol you sound fine honestly

you wish.

are you high on energy drinks or something?

Hands and thighs
Oh I'm only texting her if she texts me first brah, I already have another date with another girl tomorrow and could line up another one for the weekend if she doesn't say anything.

never write her back. ever.

day-time coffee dates are for after you've at least kissed her
unless you're a master of day game.
you blew it.
this. never write more than you need too.
your first line was great but writing again made you sound too needy/desperate

is this her?

You made it way to obvious that you are only talking to her so you can get closer to her dog. You nasty dog fucker.

soi boy faggotry.
Enjoy sipping your latte on homosex dates while she chats to you about her new chad bf.

No what the fuck. You left it at the perfect moment but now you need to contact her about seeing again or about the party.

"hey user! Want to go with me to the party we talked about? Its happening in x place at y time."
XoXo little gay pucci boi

how new are you?

What an absolute retard, supposedly you are so into this girl yet you talked to her about open relationships before first date? lol what a fucking retardo

Also last reply was way too much and makes you look stupid, only way out is to an hero and make her regret not kissing you while she had the chance

The devils trips knows the way

If a girl doesn’t like that you don’t even want her bro. Consider urself lucky

yea, keep it like that, i call this the
three-year rotation,

since you need patience to harvest pussy, jsut date multiple girls, so you will never ran out of patience, plus, being busy with other bithces will prevent you from looking needy

A fine example of the general population of this board today.

Yeah I mean, she's leaving the city and all and although I'm not that sexually attracted to her (if I was I wouldn't send the last text probably, I get a different mindset when I'm horny) I honestly feel she's a nice girl and would like to talk more to her, kiss and cuddle. There are other girls that I'm more sexually attracted to but there's something so "nice" about her. She's polite, kinda funny, classy. Not the type of girl I'm used to.

hands and tight? thats two step from fingering,

did you feel her tight realaxed or stiff?

The girl was the one “inviting” him to the part dumbass, can’t even read basic English but somehow you will give dating advise?
Fuck off nigger

Just leave it there. Try another girl.

But I mean, you're probably not a slick daddy mack like myself so it wont be easy.

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it's not visible on the stream, eurofags are silencing us

We've been talking for a while, it wasn't my idea to go for a coffee date but tbh I was expecting her to look different, she gave all the red flags of obese girls on dating apps: few photos, only face, etc. She's a bit chubby but she's very good looking still. If she wasn't as I expected, in a coffee date it's easier to bounce after the coffee.
Well they were light touches, obviously. I wasn't massaging her. Just some light touches and shit, played a bit with her hands. Out in the open. I didn't feel it was a good idea to try a first kiss in a busy street.

what do you mean?

Too keen mate! Stop begging it with that paragraph ending.

If she genuinely likes you she’ll text YOU back later.

nice to hear that, if you like her because you can open up with her, you did the right thing, and she should appriciate your text

this is cp

no one said to kiss her, did she enjoyed you touching her?

He means Yea Forums is full of retards, retard.

yea but why? you are the retard who posted a pic out of context

Last text is fucking terrible but tbh it doesn't really matter. If she likes you and you met already who tf cares about one message? And if she didn't it doesn't matter what you write. Don't let autistic fucks on here tell you shit.
and if that drives her away after 3 hours of a good time, then good riddance

>Romantic side

Wtf OP? That's what you call being romantic? Calling her incredibly cute and sending winky faces will dry her pussy up faster than you can blink. A romantic side is when you make a kiss trail down her neck and shoulders. Slowly drinking her like a fine wine before you fuck her senseless. That's a romantic side.

Also NEVER tell a girl what you feel. Keep that to yourself. DON'T ever compliment them. Over the top compliments gives them validation and will show them you have too much interest. Women get turned off by this. They get turned on when they don't know if you're really attracted to them or not. It's fucked up logic but that's how it is. Always keep them guessing if you really like them or not so they are working to seek YOUR validation and not the other way around.

You're welcome.

this is the only way to go op. at the very least send her another msg asking her to respond.

Honestly it wasn't like I was begging for a response, I just wanted to show her how I felt about her. But since I'm also in this macho vibe like most of you, I came her to see if I came across as needy or lame. It bothers me a bit because I was just being honest.
Yeah I mean, she leaves next month and to tell you the truth she's a bit different so I'm not sure how she feels about me. She was very curious and we did open up to each other and that was nice. It's so weird that I want to hug her, caress her and shit but sex is not my priority. The fuck is wrong with me.
I don't know mate. She didn't flinch when I did it. She blushed many times too.

Blushing could be a sign she was feel8ng embarrassed for you.

then fucking go after her, tonight, try to chat with her after the party, but you must not text first, if you do, it will be like lookin you back in hell in that greek story shit,

wait for her to be online, and stay there, and stare at her chat

>Reply
Or enjoying it...

nah man i think she enjoys it,

my ex bff blushed when i aksed her to bite my neck, fast forward three yeas, i am fucking her raw and almost became deaf for her moans

That's exactly the type of mentality that I felt that I didn't have to have with her. No games bullshit, say what you think, what you want and there's that. But since even I thought I was a bit cringy you're right in a way too.
Not with the laughs that accompanied it, mate.

glad to not be the only one

basically, if you stay online on whattsapp or whatever the fuck, she will stay there wondering, if you are up for her or not, and the uncertainty make her vulnerable and more attachable to you, plus, at party she might have a direct confrontation with how she interact with others and might apriciate your company more that others in the party, plus inhibition get naturally low at night, and even more with alcohol, don't lose this canche m8

Depends on how the day went tbh, text was fine

I don't even know if this party is happening dude. Tonight I'm going to another party with my friends. To be honest I don't even remember if her party was supposed to be today, tomorrow or in the weekend. I have already a dinner planned Saturday but I'm whiling to dish that to see her. But I'm not sending any texts until she texts me. Tbh I'm a bit butthurt by the fact that she said nothing so in my view she has to show interest on me.

Lesson in women 101:
Never tell a girl how you feel in the early days. It will ironically turn them off. They love uncertainty. If you are too keen or easy... you aren’t worth anything.
“Why would I want him if no one else wants him” I know it don’t make sense but it’s women mate... trust me.

> ;)

well, you can still use the late night chat anyways, it works oftenly, if there's interest already, it dosen't generate it, but its a nice way to speed things up without damage

... Are you ok?

dunno man, are those close friends of yours?
i belive not, otherwise you would be asking them for advice

just take it easy the ball is now on her hands, but looking from here it seems fine

so you even care?

Nah, you did okay OP. Was expecting some cringey shit, but there is nothing wrong with this exchange. If she doesn't respond, try again in an easygoing way in a few days.

Or you could be an actual man, and an adult and dial her number and talk to her.

Use call masking or a payphone if you think she is going to ghost you, then you get at least one shot to try and charm her.

If she doesn't respond to your exchanges, she probably doesn't really like you. Move on and find one who does.

Don’t worry about it retard. If she genuinely likes you and would like to hang out with you more in the future, one text message is not going to ruin it. That’s not even that bad of a text it shows you’re interested. Just next time be more subtle about it, so you don’t come off as someone who just wants to fuck her and bail out.
Just leave it and don’t text her for a few days unless she texts you first

waifu pillows don’t count bro

Call masking or a pay phone? If she doesn’t want to talk and you call on a different number you automatically look like a creep

They're not close friends of mine. I don't know why you brought this up though
Thanks mates. Like I said my social life is actually ok right now and I wouldn't be very disappointed if this lead to nowhere, I just didn't want to blow it by being too eager. Like I said I feel like I can connect to her and that's why I genuinely like her. But if she doesn't text I'm not calling her or anything, I know that she would be lucky to be with me too so I don't see why I have to do all the work, specially now that I explicitly showed my feelings. Gonna play the waiting game

what makes you think that what i said is made up? or that it didn't happened with a real person?

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Lesson in women 102
Don’t listen to people who think they know everything about women, and that every girl is the same

You gotta pick up on the clues

just wondering, because its a hard decision to make, i mean, if you ditch ut friends for her you might look desperate, i you stay, you might look not caring, but since she is leaving for a month, i belive you can look not-creepy if you ditch urfirends

Not if she doesn't say she doesn't want to talk. Or drop heavy fuck off signals.

It's called initiative pussy.

Yeah I like late night texting with did that a bunch of times. Let's see if she texts me. If she's interested she's making that party happen or she's going to propose something else.

This is true also... but as a rule of thumb.
It works.

Betas need not chip in either.

Some girls will make you think you can be honest and open but they are all the same OP. Keep the feels to yourself always. Never validate them. The one thing I do have to commend you for is your abundance mindset. I see you are dating other women and have some dates lined up. Good shit. Always be dating other women, this increases your attractiveness exponentially. Most guys think its money, status, and looks, which are all enhancing qualities, but if women see that other attractive women want you, they will fight tooth and nail to get you. Like I said women are not logical.

Tits or gtfo.

Well my friends aren't little bitches so I can see a girl and hang out with them later. This is not a toxic relationship

The only way to know someone is ghosting you is when they actually ghost you. If you follow that up by calling on a different number, especially with someone you don’t know, that’s a fucking red flag if I’ve ever seen one. Tricking women into talking to you isn’t really great advice

If she doesn’t want to talk, she can go fuck herself

Yep. You text like a girl.
The “Enjoy doing that thing you were going to do” is an empty platitude. No reason to even say it.
Exclamation marks. -> No.
But that gay wedding-vow shit about how wonderful she is. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!!

Don’t do winky faces.

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oh, there's a hope for humanity then, people in italy are like this and not like ur friends

>thinking there are women here
I’m a dude you retarded fuck, I’m just calling bad advice where I see it

When will you figure out that treating girls differently based on their personality is the easiest way to get laid?

It was fine. You put it out there right away and made your intentions clear. If anything you saved yourself a lot of heart ache in the future.

Do you even know what incel means you faggot?

This is accurate.

Only mistake I see here is asking a bunch of people which 80% are virgin small dicked basemeant dwellers and the rest are Uber edgelords for dating advice! I see nothing wrong with your last reply, she mite have not replied to keep you on your toes and to keep the chase going, bitches love a chase so they feel wanted! Don’t over think it dude, be chill and if it doesn’t work out then fuck it!

>But do I sound too needy brah?

nah. you are fine. keep texting her. tell her that you already have feelings for her and you would like her to meet your family.

Texting is for fucking tweens. If you are trying to court someone you ideally want to be able to detect voice tone and vocal inflections and gauge enthusiasm. If you call her on a masked line, and she doesn't sound really happy that you called, the n you saved yourself days or weeks of hanging on every text ping and second guessing everything and shitting up Yea Forums with insecurity advice threads.

This is someone who doesn't fuck

Be sure to telll the new date how amazingly incredibly cute she is and how you can picture how cute your future kids will be. But be sure to use an emoti smiley or wink at the end of every sentence. That’s the only way it’ll work!

your last message is autistic wtf

not saying you ruined it but think about what you're saying

a fuckless wisdom.

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dafuq is a masked call anyways? but sure, calling her is a good idea, if she's not shy and need her own space

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>If anything you saved yourself a lot of heart ache in the future.

this... would give you a permanent position in the heart ache board of directors.

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>Texting is for fucking tweens. If you are trying to court someone you ideally want to be able to detect voice tone and vocal inflections and gauge enthusiasm

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Keep thinking that if you want, I don’t need to prove shit to you, just helping a dude out instead of trying to shit in him! Been there plenty of times where I’ve said something and then over thought what I had said, and In the end it all works out fine

Yeah so this guy I met, he texts like a complete faggot and thinks I’m special and different, and wants to ‘cuddle’ with me or something and also says he wants to fuck other girls while we’re dating.

“He sounds perfect!”

>I don’t need to prove shit

because you cant. LOL.

Are you some kind of fucking shut in? A masked call is an anonymous call. It doesn't say 'Tom calling' or whatever, so the person actually has to answer the call and deal with the person on the other end.

use her toilet and drop a massive shit. Don’t flush to show dominance.

a you a fucking cock mangler? Use real words dipsenshizen

Shit IN him? You mean like some kind of spacedocking type thing?

nah man, i'm just some italian guy

Ultimate advice for any desert dick virgin
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dont forget to leave IOU notes all over her bed. tell her you will come back to clean up the mess. and make sure you dont open the window or turn on the exhaust fan. that will leave a lasting impression.

masked call is a good idea actually, if she's not shy adn shit she might panic and become an annoying bitch even if she has interest

Yup.

>the sound of another person's voice is conversation is more fedora than back and forth texting like giggling schoolgirls.

You need to be at least 14 to post on this site son.

Yeah, make the girl you’re trying to get with have to deal with you, good plan retard
How bout some advice that you’ve used that actually works? Although it seems like you don’t have any

Why do assholes like you need to turn it in to being a cunt just for the sake of it? Didn’t get enough attention or something?

>Didn’t get enough attention or something?

says the person who keeps posting bad advice.

hello. this is a masked caller. i think you are special. want to be in an open relationship?

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Just because you’re over 14 doesn’t mean your 60 year old advice is relatable faggot. Everyone text messages. Just because you have no friends to message doesn’t mean it’s shit. Go court some more ladies at the retirement home and let the people with a little bit of life left in them converse

This

Yeah keep telling yourself that. If you knew anything about women you'd know that its a numbers game. Having a clue on what fundamentally turns women off and where you fucked up so you can correct it going forward will only help you increase your average in the long run. It's all comes down to self improvement. If you're too stubborn to self improve then you'll just be swinging and missing. Yeah you'll eventually land one girl who thinks your over the top compliments and faggot winky faces are cute.

Well I'm writing this naked from a girl's double bed that I fuck, so there's that. The girl I fuck that is, not her bed.

well, its pretty fucked up if you put it up that way

I fucking giggled a bit. Youra witty little cunt m8, I'll give you that.

Always giving bad advice? I said one thing dipshit!

How was that over the top? The wonky face was pretty gay honestly but how is telling a girl that she is cute and that you’re interested in her over the top? Having the sack to say what’s on your mind and being forward with your intentions is probably the most important thing.

>a girl's double bed that I fuck

dont forget to wear protection. those mattress springs can tie up your penis.

>I said one thing dipshit!

another bad advice.

I was going to say I don’t believe you but I do. Only the most autistic of retards fucks a girl and then goes on Yea Forums and gets into arguments while still in her bed.

Hah great advice! What a cunt you are if you think women are some kind of enigma, and need all those deep thoughts, your there doing all your bullshit deep thought process and trying to work women out, I just be myself and not a try hard and I’ve never had a problem! Come back with your witty comments but you ain’t fooling anybody!

>!!!!!

Ironically a seething incel would not known this commonality amount women

>Incredibly cute
>Incredibly

Read this.
Also, if you have a sack you'd be forward with her without having to validate or put them on a pedestal. After a date make a bold move if she's showing the signals she wants you to. Actions speak louder than words.

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>Actions speak louder than words.

like a masked caller.

Kek

Send her a short simple text "well shit, that came off needy, but I did have fun"

Leave it at that.

This perfect summary of OPs faggotry has me laughing for 2 mins now

>Inb4 every seething incel ITT goes on a bold move rape spree

If she doesn't respond follow up with pls rspnd

Oh god. That cant end badly.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

OP here. Well this thread took a weird turn.
The guy you're replying to is not me. I can't quit my adverbs brah, one day maybe.

I feel like I was overthinking all of this, like some of you are right now. Text time I'll be more subtle and tone it down. The smiley faces are also something that eventually I need to stop doing haha. Old habits die hard I guess.
Thanks for all the replies, mates. I'll come back here around this time if she gets back to me. Now I have a date with a Spanish speaking girl and I speak a very shitty Spanish. Will have to focus in getting touchy soon because conversations will be a pain. Since she's 20 and I'm 25 I think I can tease her easier. Let's see how that will work out. This is gonna be by third date since Monday and it's quite nice to talk to different girls and try different things. Sadly I know my streak will end soon.

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that's some shit advice, he just needs to wait. not to panic and fuck things up

Y-you too...

Its called deescalation.

Nah he will be fine. If she doesn't reply back to pls rspnd then just call her until she answers her phone.

He fucked things up wall of texting her with 6 different subject matters.

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No!! Fuck no!

are you fucking autistic? fuck her again, not stay here.

This seems legit

You guys all see the first post about a girl and auto type out all your unviable bullshit. You’re talking about romance, another guys bashing texting, talking about how OP said one word so he completely ruined it. Have some situational sense. He is clearly talking to a young social female, probably early 20s if that. They are talking about parties and shit like that. This bitch probably thrives off texting and wink faces and people justifying her calling her cute. This girl doesn’t want romance after one date. All I’m saying is that just because you pulled one girl back in 1982 doesn’t mean your shit has any relevance to the situation

This may be the worst advice I’ve read in this thread including the joke advice
Wow. Where do you people come from

Have you read the thread? Anons are shooting down decent advice.

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This is pure cringe. Text her and tell her that even though you are both Italian, if her arsehole is hairier than yours the deal is off. Lay down some authoritisi before things get too serious.

Why?

Of the new girl doesn’t speak English then that is only good for you since your English texts make you sound like a huge needy faggot

My whole point is that decent advice is relative. What works on a girl whose 25 won’t work on someone who is 20. There is no end all be all answer here.

sound advice

Exactly. Decent advice is situational, depends on his personality type, their dynamic, what interaction happened between them, all that shit. There is no "Alpha" answer here that fixes it.

rule number 1. never negotiate with women. its futile.

Well, we can't all be chads like you, brah.

You think it is, but drawing attention to the fact that he’s still thinking about it well after the last text is the opposite of de escalation. This is hilarious that people like you exist.

Who's negotiating? Reducing impact of statement.

Depends how sound after he sends it.

Unfortunately you don't get to fuck them whenever you want in a relationship. I nailed her last night though, she's in the Living room listening to melodic metal.

>if her ARMPIT is hairier than yours the deal is off.

fixed.

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There’s advice that applies to most women regardless of age.
Like not text what OP texted.

youre begging her to reconsider her first impression of you. she will show you the door and call you a friend. you go home alone.

>melodic metal
Gay

Self awareness isn't a weakness.

Fite me IRL cunt.

Unfortunately you will never know user.

Tough love. He can’t text shit like that

Typical metalhead, trying to prove how tough and badass he is. Grow up fag and find a better way to define yourself than by the music that other people make

>Probably in her early 20's
>Partys
>Doesn't want romance after one date

You're delusional. Im 27. I've fucked so much college tail its not even funny. It probably helps there's a D1 party school right down the street from me. They are truly the most horny creatures on the planet. I won't disagree that they thrive off being called cute and getting winky faces but that doesn't mean they will sleep with you. How about this, you do all of that for me, winky faces over the top compliment pampering, while I go fuck them to sleep after. Solid deal, works for me.

Either or its not a bad move.

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Weekends have three days for you to date 3 different chicks. Pump those numbers up and it will ease the neurosis, and thus make you act more naturally. Keep on trying, you've got nothing to lose, but if it doesn't work out, there is always another girl.

>if it doesn't work out, there is always another girl.

or more text messages to send. you are special OP.

>text her until she responds

Did I define myself? Must have missed that bit. I did define myself as someone who sleeps with an actual woman. How about you user? Why not tell us all about your 'waifu'

Weekends are for the boys. Dates are for Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday nights.

Simple solution: Date one of the boys!

...still not as gay as OPs last text

Well, we are somehow talking about metal in a non musical thread. Tell us more about how badass listening to metal makes you? How hardcore are you? How many pairs of cargo shorts and black band tees do you have? One for every day of the week?

>actual woman
Calling women actual women is the number one reason i know you don’t get laid a lot

>text her until she responds

most definitely. women like it when men dont give up. act like the boss. ignore the others who say leave her alone. she wants you OP.

You think anyone on Yea Forums has actually seen a vagina in person??

If she doesn't reply, go to her house and bang on the door. Bring a gun in case you need to protect yourself if its late at night.

Also to protect her. The most likely scenario is that she isn't replying to OP's needy texts because she has been kidnapped. OP will look alpha as fuck when he rescues her., and she will be ready to do anything sexual to show her appreciation.

Found the projectionist cringe lord.

speak for yourself. i happen to be good at creating a pussy with my elbow skin.

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dont forget to wear a mask. you cant trust her neighbors.

But a true gentleman wouldn't expect such things from her!

Better bring two guns in case it is kidnapping.

>cringelord
Says the metalheaded manchild

I did once. My mom put on a bathing suit in front of me during a family trip when I was 8. Still jerk to the memory.

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Genius and chadpilled

My fucking sides.

My apologies user.

>Mom changed in front of you
What a beta she clearly wanted to fuck. That pussy was in front of your face and there for the taking and you fucked it up beta faglord