Hey Yea Forumstards...

>We fight like men and use our words.

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I used to have a bag like that, but realized that I didn't use the things there most of the time. Now I just carry a multitool, some headphones and a small notebook.

How many mass killing had USA had this week? Manys.
We have no such here.

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The fuck is an EDC

I think its where a guy cant get an erection

>being this soy

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Enormous
Dildo
Collection

There is no way you could carry all of that stuff in your pants unless you were some cargo-pants-wrapped cringelord

Everyday Carry.

PS if you know nothing about guns. This guy basically posted the gun equivalent of a tampon and a diaphragm cup, as well as nail polish, a one finger vibrator, an old picture of Brendan Fraiser, and a rainbow-sprinkled cupcake.

>Springfield TRP operator
>handmade bowie knife
>Pocket knife
>RFID wallet
>3 spare magazines for the pistol (Capacity sucks so I carry spare ammo)
>Samsung galaxy s8+
>keys
>old beat up pocket flashlight
>Whatever other bullshit I think might be useful for the day

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>I bet you have a nice time carrying all of this in your fanny pack you fat faggot.
I've designed a carry system to conceal everything comfortably. No fanny pack necessary.
>That's the gayest knife I've ever seen and I once saw a knife literally blow another knife.
This knife could literally decapitate you.
>Where do you keep that .20 cal, up your hairy vag?
Blatant, ignorant nogunz.
>Is that a fucking pencil on your phone case? In case you want to sketch some shota?
Note 9 pen to flex on people with shitty phones.
>Does that watch have a compass so you can tell which way is north since your head is clearly stuck up your own asshole?
It's a compass. Cool and functional.
>Buy some Ray Bans you poor ass bitch.
My superior $230 Maui Jim Peahis are laughing at you.
>Why don't you just wear a sleeveless tshirt that says "Holy fuck I love cock". It would be a lot lighter.
I heard they're on backorder since you bought all they had in stock last week.

Holy fuck the cringe

It you edc this you’re a fucking retarded redneck who shouldn’t have a gun in the first place.

Wrong.

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1. Cargo shorts =/= carry system

2. Any knife could decapitate someone if sharpened and you worked hard at it, as long as it's not from your precious KFC.

3. Those guns are both for pussies

4. No one has needed a compass since our boss ancestors brought you niggers over from the dark continent.

5. Maui Jim and Ray Ban are owned by the same parent company. Idiot.

6. That comeback hasn't been relevant since myspace, which, coincidentally, was the last time you got laid by someone who wasn't named Righty or Lefty.

Trying way too hard, OP

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do people unironically carry shit like this around? I know we are memeing but there is no way people carry and fucking pawn shop in their pants everyday.

Like all u need is a phone, wallat, keys and a small pistol of ur choosing.

You missed that the flashlight is designed neatly, for HIS pleasure, with the little criss-crosses, to fit up his gaped balloon knot.

I prefer to carry a sword so people don't even question how small my dick is.

>1. Cargo shorts =/= carry system
See above
>2. Any knife could decapitate someone if sharpened and you worked hard at it, as long as it's not from your precious KFC.
Bigger is better, but you go ahead and keep lying to yourself if it makes you feel better.
>3. Those guns are both for pussies
Nogunz
>4. No one has needed a compass since our boss ancestors brought you niggers over from the dark continent.
It's neat. Wristwatches are antiquated in the first place. Just get one that looks good to you. I think it looks better with a compass and it's gotten several compliments whether you like it or not.
>5. Maui Jim and Ray Ban are owned by the same parent company. Idiot.
Maui Jim lenses are better. FACT
>6. That comeback hasn't been relevant since myspace, which, coincidentally, was the last time you got laid by someone who wasn't named Righty or Lefty.
Yet you led with a cocksucking joke and make another crack about jerking off. Oooh so original.

Fuck that big ass knife is gay. I'm all for carrying but this much shit makes me feel stupid for you. Fuck you're gay. Just carry your essentials man. I can only imagine how silly you look in public with all this shit crammed on your person you ho nigga

fuck. its spring break isn't it. Fuck me. That was all these fucking kids are on here.

>little criss-crosses
The technical term for that is "knurling."

Yes.

welp that sounds a LOT gayer. Thanks for adding that to my vocab.

OP how do you fit all those obsessive compulsively organized things into your pockets? How do you have room for the trash?

I give up! You're the best equipped mallcop!
>G19
pffff

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Wallet, keys, phone, pen.

I got out of the habit of CCing because I was working across state lines in a nonreciprocal state and then haven't bothered renewing.

Ah, your argument is dead so now you take one last stab at proving authority by proclaiming maturity? Good try. thank u, next.

Wallet phone keys

And my wakizashi

You're welcome.

I'm glad SOMEBODY acknowledges my power lvl. And yeah, the G19 leaves a lot to be desired, but it really has been a reliable gun for me.

>knurling
Ribbed, For the cringe lord's pleasure.

naw dude
You're ocd. the only people who set out their "kit" to have others look at it are redditfags, and you know you don't carry that every day, even IF thats your image.
What fucking reaction did you expect?

>nonreciprocal state
Very sad. Maybe you'd be interested in a non-resident CCW permit if it's possible? Idk. I know I'd much rather carry if I had any choice in the matter.

The only acceptable glock is a non serial kit.
stop being a fag.

I expected exactly this reaction. /k/ is slow right now. I'm infamous there too haha, but it's really funny to see Yea Forums freak out when they see my EDC.

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oh, also sometimes a glock 23 as a backup.

Nonrecip state in question was New Jersey.

This has got to be the biggest TRY HARD edc I have ever seen. $10 watch with a $1 compass that doesn't work. (you can get a compass as an app that works great)
550 cord bracelet bought from ranger joes, typically worn by civilians that larp that they served
Two shit pistols, get one sig 320 compact 45 and call it done
Stupid large folding knife, get a two inch karambit and learn how to actually use a knife Croc Dundee
If you need to carry a butane zippo, just one. ONE!
Fuck your tiny pen/tool pocket!!!! You have a pocket knife, if you can't make that work for what you need then turn in your man card.
Put the keys on the key chain and get rid of your tiny stick and flash light. Flashlight in the car is fine.
Toss the power bank and headphones
Your sunglasses are garbage and have no ballistic rating, get some half jackets
Last, the little gay CLS pouch, If you can't make due as a medic with a belt, shoe strings and your clothing then that shit is useless anyway. No medic would be caught dead with that as an edc.
Holy shit is this dumb

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>Phone, LG G7 ThinQ
>Wallet
>Battery brick
>Wire
>Keys
>Bluetooth headset, iKanze TWS-X9

Usually just the shit I carry for work.

Yup, no one wants you on this site. Big shocker

Welp, that's a lost cause.

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>a small pistol of ur choosing

The wonders of living in a failed state

> Be OP.
>Show up at at any given establishment normal for public standards.
> Sit down in corner booth, proceed to pull out guns/lazer pen/ shitty knife/ Zippo/ shitty glasses/ bullshit phonecase with debit card/ flashlight/ asshole toolkit with nothing to work on/ extra gun clip/ terrible earbuds/ garbage charger.
> OP- "Just a water I guess, and I just want to be alone with my thoughts....."
> Pulls out phone and fishes for attention on Yea Forums.

Fuck you/Fuck off

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i love me some guns and knives but if you carry that much shit around, or claim too, on a daily basis, you are one enourmous larping cockgobler

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Imagine being so afraid of the outside world, that you edc this

you fell for the bait friend

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Holy shit, it's Jason Bourne.

The type of person to actually carry this wouldn't be the kind of person that left the house every day.

That was my thought too. Fuck, you can almost smell the stolen valor.

Meanwhile if you even injure a robber in your own house you go to prison.

Mass Killings? Pretty much every country. Mass shootings would narrow that a bit. First world mass shootings some more. But as for mass killings, you have that there. You don't live in a magic land free of humans.

Nobody is freaking out here loser, kys

Always follow KISS: keep it simple, stupid. My EDC is just a full size leatherman and a Springfield XD-S 45 with the x-tra grip mag (7+1). I've never needed any more than that and I never Will. Wanna know why? Its because I don't try and get myself killed by purposefully getting in stupid fucking situations. If im not comfortable I just gtfo whenever it's safe to. I can't stand gun owners like you who obviously want something to happen. If i go the rest of my life without having to kill anyone I'll die a happy man.

Spot on friendo

You got banned from /k/, didn't you.

>only 2 guns

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Don't encourage the tard, he might start carrying a ar. Or do because that would be funny seeing him on the news being a tard

>$1 compass that doesn't work. (you can get a compass as an app that works great)
It works and it looks good to me.
>550 cord bracelet bought from ranger joes, typically worn by civilians that larp that they served
Homemade
>Two shit pistols, get one sig 320 compact 45 and call it done
45 fat and slow and p320 is unreliable garbage
>Stupid large folding knife, get a two inch karambit and learn how to actually use a knife Croc Dundee
One swipe will remove your arm or disembowel you. I don't give a shit how good you think you are with your tiny knife, you're at a severe reach disadvantage.
>If you need to carry a butane zippo, just one. ONE!
Bic and Zippo. If the Zippo runs out on me, I've got a spare. Same idea with having the battery pack for my phone and flashlight.
>Fuck your tiny pen/tool pocket!!!! You have a pocket knife, if you can't make that work for what you need then turn in your man card.
Not sure what you're talking about here. Whatever it is, I usually rotate out gear I don't use often enough. Ex: field notes, Markall paint pens, lenspen, phone stand, etc.
>Put the keys on the key chain and get rid of your tiny stick and flash light.
The keys all go together, only separated for picture. Little flashlight will stay until I find something to take its place. It does have UV, which is kinda neat. The little rod is actually ASP Key Defender pepper spray, which will stay.
>Flashlight in the car is fine.
I use my flashlight way too frequently to leave it in the car. It's probably my favorite thing.
>Toss the power bank and headphones
Headphones used daily. Powerbank used several times a week. I'll keep both.
>Your sunglasses are garbage and have no ballistic rating, get some half jackets
Best lenses. I've got no use for ballistic rating.
>Last, the little gay CLS pouch, If you can't make due as a medic with a belt, shoe strings and your clothing then that shit is useless anyway.
Macgyver my first aid? How bout no. Dedicated gear is more efficient

Not currently.

Over 70 assblasted replies so far. Everything is working as planned.

Depends on when and where.. Canadafag so no gun, If we could carry i would.

Taking my dog for an off-leash run at night; Bear spray, SOG knife and maybe an ASP Baton. But i also live in bear country so most people dont bat an eye, except this one fag who got all upset about it in a liqour store.

>clip
All that disrespect and I was so close to letting you get away with it... But some things cannot be forgiven.

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Everything you just said was retarded. I had a soldier like you. They thought they were some kind of badass hero and carried so much shit like this. He knew he would do so good in a real firefight, BUT he locked the fuck up. He endangered the rest of MY fucking team and should have caught a "ricochet". He got pulled and was only allowed to check weapons in and out of the med station. People like you have no place pretending like they are some kind of urban superhero. You have no training and no experience and will get someone hurt because of your stupidity. Every goddamn response to my post makes it clear you are too fucking dumb to actually carry a pocket knife. "One swipe will remove your arm or disembowel you" DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A BONE IS??? I fucking hate you and everyone like you. I've never said this to anyone online or in real life but fucking cut your balls off and never reproduce.
TL:DR OP is to retarded to be a real human.

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OP abandoning thread soon. Anything else Yea Forumsros?

well...

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Like you user, trash.

So much shit

I really hope you get robbed, you will get shot because your type are cowards. You will die and no longer be a problem for the rest of us.

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literally every short mexican in highschools EDC

>I once knew a guy that I didn't like and you remind me of him
1) I don't care.
2) that's my purse, I don't know you.
Do think you're just going to sit there and deduce who I am like Sherlock Holmes? Lol
>DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A BONE IS???
Something that can easily be cut by a big knife. youtu.be/QW3dtb8_Lj0

Ok then.
That'll close us out for the night. Hope y'all had fun. OP out.

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I've met tons of "heros" like you. They love to tell someone in uniform that they tried to go into the military but couldn't because of "I have flat feet" or "I have asthma" or " insert lie for why they didn't serve". They could have gotten in because the recruiters are full of shit and would push anyone through. But you were to much of a coward to actually join. It's fun to watch them get shut down at the mere thought of a fight with just hands. You are a joke, and real soldiers hate you and wish you wouldn't talk to them.

Retard

Yup, your magic knife will do so well on a living person that can actually move.

Yeah, I know you. I've seen way to many of you. You were to cowardly to serve.

One of the new soldiers I met actually shit himself in the pigeon hole of a stryker, but he kept shooting.
People like you are a dime a dozen. You somehow think you're a bad ass after playing a bunch of games and think to yourself that you're better than that. You're not. You're a worthless waste of time. I've meet tons of you.

Then please tell us what good deeds you have done.

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Hell yeah thanks for the .jpg

can someone take this and do something funny with it.
like write "Carried in butt" on the flashlight
and change the color codes so
red=butt
orange=butt
yellow=also booty

Come on pup, explain how you know you're a badass.

So, what you are saying is I need to come to /k/ to point out how much of a fag you are?

OP fagget got called out and couldn't respond to real life.

You drive a fucking Volvo, don't try to act tough m8.

>phone
>wallet (cash, credit cards, insurance cards, id)
>keys
>work required items

Literally everything else you fags carry around with you all day every day is a security blanket for your dick or your fear.

Congrats on both /k/ and Yea Forums hating you. I posted to them and they hate you and we here at Yea Forums hate you. So feel free to learn from this or kill yourself.

youtu.be/5bUOg_wSYyQ

I start the day with empty, and as the day progresses I fill them with whatever trash I find on the ground.

Jesus fuck imagine being this scared of life.

imagine being such such a fuck you get other actual paid people.

are you retarded?

this dude is shitting on OP and EDC fags

Please except that my youtube is wrong.

>imagine being such such a fuck you get other actual paid people.
I think user just broke.

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Wat

My EDC is only the phone I'm posting from.

>living in a country so shit its actually justifiable to carry a knife AND two handguns.

and you are actually dumb enough to call that "freedom"

This has to be bait, but someone actually has to own all this useless garbage. That person is a colossal faggot

Zero for months.

I reeled it way back, I usually just carry a knife and flashlight in addition to one of pic related. Once I tried pocket carry it became what I do 80%.

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>imagine being such such a fuck you get other actual paid people.
yeah, but.. has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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lul ur nakid

Only in a country where everyone else carries. The US is just on giant mexican standoff, which is why I feel that they will never fix the issure.

>Govt
>"Keep gun at home"
>"But he still has gun"
>"He will also keep gun at home"
>"But he shoot first if I no hab gun"

That's a lot of shit to carry man.