Elon Musk here, AMA

give us all tesla's based musk

It's hard to say for certain, but with NASA's recent announcement of their intention to build a permanent base on the moon, I like to think that we may have a permanent settlement on Mars by 2040.

Besides the expected setbacks, it has been going well.

Thanks for your answer.

Are you mentally ill

No, I'm not.

he lies were going to be stuck on the rock for another 1000 years NASA is an over funded stage ran by men in suits. We can leave the planet in just a couple weeks if we wanted to but we like paper just a little to much because it powerful, if anyone speaks out you will be silenced and turned into a walking idiot mocked by everyone

Ever cum on your hermit crab while farting? Did he start eating it after?

>We can leave the planet in just a couple weeks
Do you understand the logistical undertaking required by that notion?

Are you gonna run guns to the South African farmers to take back Rhodesia when boogaloo happens?

No comment.
I never have had any business with guns, Just flamethrowers.

You’re not the real musk then.

How much did your hairline surgery cost?

That's a little personal. I won't give you the exact price, but I will say that it was a big check to write.

we've got everything hidden away in the darkest corners of our planet we could have had flying cars in the 1930's but nope the oil company's would lose money it all comes back to currency come on man. It would be a huge undertaking but it would be a big leap for us as a race.

why do a lot people dislike you? also, did you really smoke that marijuana cigarette?

Can I have a job at SpaceX please

Did you sniff amber heards asshole?

Will you send me a free flamethrower or Tesla?

are you going to lay off my cousin? please don't. he has two kids living in a trailer home.

Have you told your parents you're gay yet?

Flying cars are impractical, that'd why I started the Boring Co.
I don't know why people dislike me, I try not to pay too much attention. And if you call one puff smoking, then I guess I smoked the "marijuana cigarette".
If you are qualified.

I am only going to answer serious questions.

Only the real Elon Musk would know this, as I know him personally. How far up is down?

I don't know every employee, but I hope that your cousin can stay with us.

thank you elon musk

It depends on how you are taking the measurement.

Why are you such a bitch

You're very welcome.

I'll say it again: I'm only answering serious questions.

And youre not Elon Musk. Its an inside joke we share at The Boring Company.

How are they impractical? it's alot greener then using tires or tracks though I guess creating road rules would be a bit difficult

Only as far as a cunt can fit a forearm-sized black cock

What band would you choose to play at your funeral?

Are you in favor of depopulating the planet space time continuum pizza?

What will the contents of our highways look like in 50 years?

Why are you like a shitty version of Tony Stark (who is, himself, a shitty person)?

yo who did 9/11

I have a serious question for you. What do you think of them digits, faggot? Also, checked. Nice work, user.

What’s your favorite narcotic?

Server with no rules

Pure ananrchy

Anything goes

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(Take off the extra dot)

What to you call a white who was born in Africa like you? A whigger?

have you ever killed a man?

I know when I'm being trolled
They are impractical because it makes much more sense to build underground, away from the elements, than it does to give people keys to free-ranging, personal flying machines.
That is a tough choice. Off the top of my head I would go with R.E.M.
Hopefully a lot more spacious.

Soo...nice one Elon Musky..

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Prove it. Blast me with a fucking Boring Company flamethrower right through the computer screen. You're the great Musk after all, you'll find a way.

what’s Claire like in bed?

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It won't matter because no one cares I can flat out tell you who did it but you'll just shrug it off because that's how we are programmed we are but blades of grass to the ones above us while we work away in montoized establishments

alah akbar...

Guys I am a real member of the Boring Co. This is an inside joke we have to troll new hires. We ask them this on their review and whoever gets the closest answer to what can be conveived as the correct answer (it changes every year) they get a nice bonus.

Dont fall for this poser.

Why are you an anti-semite

Well I certainly trust you, anonymous internet user.

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Why do blacks have smaller brains than whites

only the real elon musk would know this, as I know him personally: where did david put the lampshade?

Do you like Jazz music?

Yes I do, actually. The musicians are very talented.

Why did you call that hero a pedophile? Do you ever cum and fart at the same time on arthropods?