Secrets thread

Secrets thread.

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I’m incredibly high right now and plan on jerking off with some panties I bought online while watching a vid of an 18 year old with a nice round ass use a toy anally. Life feels good even thoigh it isn’t.

Nigga, fuck you and your dirty ass secrets

I showered with a 8yo girl earlier tonight

Bumps

>be me 21
>friends wants to go to a warehouse party
>I’m bored, fuck it I’m down
>on the way, take shots of nasty Jose Cuervo
>at the party, 5 shots in and feeling good
>beautiful girl approaches me. Fish net leggings, tight shirt lots of cleveage, brown reddish hair, bright red lipstick.
>says I’m cute
>always play it safe
>ask her how old she is
>she replies with the magic number 18
>it’s a go, hit on her hardcore and she’s loving it
>we drink, we chat and get comfortable
>asks me what my plans are after the party
>tell her hanging out with you
>she accepts
>go to my car and drive her home
>at my house
>brush teeth together in my bathroom
>asks me for sweats and a shirt
>give it to her
>she strips in front of me down to underwear and bra
>tell her she can just stay like that
>she laughs and jumps on me
>make out, smearing her red lipstick all over me
>big soft juicy lips
>instant diamonds
>lay her on her back and begin kissing her body.
>start from top kiss my way down to her chest
>pull her bra down and begin sucking her nipples, she moans
>her breasts are amazing
>continue my journey down south
>kiss her pussy over her pantys
>she is soaking wet
>pull her underwear off and begin to eat her out
>she tastes amazing
>slid my fingers in her pussy
>she is right, just two fingers stretch her pussy
>I undress completely
>she grabs my dick
>kisses it and begins to swallow
>it’s amazing
>I feel my dick down her throat
>she’s done this before
>I grab the back of her head and shove my cock down her throat all the way to the base
>my goodness instant Ecstasy
>both completely naked
>I slid in between her legs and posture up
Continue?

I posted nudes on Yea Forums
Multiple times

Iam going to be on the news soon.

I'm a voyeur. I like sharing videos of people I know and having anons fap to them.

waltywalt221 on kik if you're interested.

Nah I've heard this one before..
>open door
>get on floor
>something something dinosaur

No worries my man, age of consent here is pretty low

I mailed a black kid at my school toe nail clippings the first Monday of every month for 4 years.

Still is CP.

>admiring this girls beauty
>I grab my dick and slid it up and down her pussy
>she begins to moan
>slid just the tip in
>omg sHe is really fucking tight
>don’t go any deeper
>just slowly sliding my dick head in and out
>the deeper I try to go the deeper her nails sink into my skin
>she’s warmed up
>switch up the tempo fast and slow, shallow and deep
>fuck in missionary, doggystyle, and finish up in missionary
>pussy was amazing
>she calls her friend in the morning to pick her up
>as she walks out of the room my sister happens to see her leave
>instant disgust is expressed on her face
>”user?? Wtf is you do with that girl??”
>told her and she dropped a truth bomb that exploded like fucking Nagasaki and Hiroshima combined
>”that fucking girl is 16 user!!”
>my heart drops into my stomach
>”she fucking told me she was 18” I said
>”well she fucking lied to you”
>a week goes by..can’t eat or sleep
>can’t look myself in the mirror, ashamed of what happened
>a month goes by
>it’s been quiet, until I receive a message for red lipstick girl..
Continue?

Haha

I’ve had premarital sex with 20 different girls..

i once had sex in the missionary position

I have a fetish with reading about bisexuality and same-sex sexual experimentation, but I'm not actually bi.

you're still a cunt block her and then dump your girlfriend you're awful for both of them

I once sucked my brothers cock.

i was bullied by a jock, i met a girl online who i told this about, she came with me to prom. slept with him, was heart broken, but she told me she had aids and wanted to kill this dickhead.
high school reunion he told everyone he had aids, i laughed out loud, he mocked me for how he bullied me, i told him my gf gave him aids and i only recently found out.
he only has maybe 3 years to live, she died 7 years ago, and hes been trying to locate her

Soo...nice one Elon Musky..

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story?

I've regularly posted my ex's nudes online for over a decade. I've just about stopped now. She has pale skin and perky pink tits, and goes by Alex. I sorta regret it, but mostly just fear that someone will recognize her. I still get turned on looking at how far her pics have been reposted.

I regularly take pictures of my girlfriend's friends feet and masturbate to them. I love the idea of worshipping their feet. Something about them being so close to my girlfriend makes it that much better for me.

If this is true, this is a based GF.

go on

I’m a webslut and pof slut

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Why is that?

This.

After college I made money by advertising that I was a fit young guy willing to accommodate men and women on Craigslist. Over the course of a year I
>had sex with a women in her 60s while her husband jerked off on me
>regularly massaged a “straight” guy nude
>pretended to be a girls jealous boyfriend so her and her actual boyfriend could safely live out a cuck fantasy
>nearly got raped by a truck driver
>nearly got gang raped at a gay bachelor party
>did a number of private shows for a swingers group
>potentially witnessed human trafficking

I have never put my phone on airplane mode for a domestic flight

I'd tell my sister that I did not care and I'll smash again. She can join if she's interested

I bought my wife a new dildo and an f machine to go with it for Valentine's day. I haven't been fucked since

Got my girl to fuck these two homeless dudes while she was drunk

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am as liberal as they come but I enjoy watching vids of basketball americans fighting each other on worldstar/twitter

lol who doesnt tf does that have to do with politics

Also fb slut

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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She's a vampire right?

youtu.be/TM-ir0joNjY

Your all fucking mentally ill fags that use this site

Kek

do you actually hook up with people? I want to

Me and my GF put our cum and piss in peoples food/stuff. We have fed cum to her family, friends, and acquaintances.

Damn user wtf you think she on their for lmao

I shit myself at work a month ago and left my underwear on the bathroom sink.

im secretly bi and received my first facial ever from a guy. It was a coworker, and it happened at work.

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you on the pic?

Im a guy, so no. but that's essentially what he did to my face.

LOGFAG. We know it's you.

My friend opened up to me recently about how her ex-boyfriend sexually assaulted her. I was all supportive in person but it’s all I think about when I masturbate.

hellstormdocumentary.com/watch

? Don't you need pics or vids for it to be that?

LOGFAG.

I'm secretly addicted to going to this one place.
its filled with retards and pervs.
Sometimes its to laugh at some asshole threatening to kill himself.
Other times its just to lurk.
they call it Yea Forums

I fucked my GF's best friend in the same room my GF was passed out in.

go on

AmyBrooke81 =FB
amy_stewart81= Insta

LOGFAG. We know it's you.

Because he's a rainwashed robot who believes you cannot say or do anything remotely negative about blacks.

What, did he put his hand on her knee when she wasn't in the mood?

monkey overwatch

Filmed these two sluts a little, while they couldn’t see. Fucking one and throat fucking the other
vola vbhav8m4

that is horrendously creepy

what a dumb faggot. imagine having consensual sex and letting some retard liberal convince you otherwise
kill yourself

For over a year now I've been going to bed in restraints almost every night. Not always the entire set up but at least some combination of them.

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my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

>she messages me
>tells me she was used to be a 30 year old man who had a sex change and now identifies as a 16 year old girl
>killed myself
The end

Why

it's always a dude, user.

always.

Okay. Why?

stories like this are the reason this site is still worth occasionally visiting

>potentially witnessed human trafficking

elaborate please. what the Dick?

are those the two homeless dudes? pretty

what the fuck is this shit?
comments are disabled for it too what the fuck

we know

quick way to get herpes

Alright. Why?

Maximum kek.

that's a stupid fucking name

why? do you turn into a werewolf every full moon or something? you sleepwalk and touch people inappropriately?

what if there's a fire? can you get out easily enough or will you just fucking die?

Getting away with violent crimes takes its toll on you. Maybe that is what makes you human the guilt.

>You're

Lol, ok faggot.

I rejected this guy that came on to me at work but I was actually thinking about asking him if he would want to be the bull in a cuckolding thing with this guy I have a thing for.
I've never done anything like that before. But I like this guy so much and it's his fetish.
But I don't think I'd actually like it if I tried it.

Sounds like ur best friends

You're a child. Those are masks.

I posted in one of these not to long ago about my coworker/trap date that was coming up

>Day of arrives
>Nervous as shit, even though we'd been talking and I'm pretty sure I knew what was what
>Go watch Captain Marvel (don't recommend), she's touchy/flirty. About 2/3rds through movie holding hands. Leave hand in hand
>Eat. Nights about to wrap up, as we leave restaurant she jumps on me and the kissing begins. Her lips are amazing. Anxiety decends.
>Asks if I want to. Yes, yes I do.
>Her place. Still hot and heavy, her ass in my hands is amazing. Drops to her knees and takes it out. Professional level cock sucking. Hard not to bust. Really hard.
>I'm diamonds and now the last true test is about to happen. I can see she's hard in her thong.
>She seemed reluctant, but slides her thong off and I see her girl cock. Very cute. Now I'm not sure what I should do so I ask if she wants sucked off as well, she shakes her head no, and goes face down ass up.
>Bury my tongue in her ass much to her satisfaction, she's ready to go.
>Begin to work it in and takes some time before I'm all the way inside. She's extremely tight and tells me she hasn't fucked or played with a toy in over a month. I can tell.
>Go about it for quite sometime, fucking her on her back and cums on my stomach. I finish deep in her and delight as my cum drips out of her.
>Best night ever, don't even care if gay anymore. Will be fucking again soon

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rep
Repost them now?

My life is a open book, I've got nothing to hide, well maybe I know a place, a remote location where I keep

I like to manipulate girls. Spend some time getting to know individuals, really get under their skin, starts to take advantage of how their mind works, their weaknesses, their lack of confidence, their sexual "inappropriate fantasies"
It can be making them do self-harm.
Have sex.
Give me money etc.

Eventually I get bored and find a new plaything, as I quickly become bored, once I can make them do pretty much everything.

In a few cases, I took it too far.

I'm obsessed with my wife's sister, I want to fuck her so bad. I wank over her pics all the time, found nudes on her laptop once but didn't save them. I imagine her tight body and perky tits all the time, even when I'm with my wife.

I play with my penis when I see naked females.

Can I take shit that I’ve read that isn’t true for 1,000, Alex

I'm a secret Saint walking the earth, and nobody knows it.

I don't even tell lies. At all. Praise God.

Really, the only thing I do wrong, is look at porn when I have to masturbate. Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about that. I am single and the hormones kick in, it's biology...

Just because it's something you wish you could do, but'll never be able to, doesn't mean it isn't true.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Mind giving me any tips senpai? 24 year old virgin here.

Is she a trap or trans?

I was raped twice by my sister and then sexually assaulted a bunch of times.

At this point, you can tell who's had it easy and who hasn't. The first time something happens to them it seems to be a lot more traumatizing and they will cry and go on about it for ages.

I on the other hand am quite apathetic when something happens to me. At most I get mad and then just continue on with my life. Maybe it's because I've been exposed to it since I was little that I essentially just adapted to it and continued on.

After talking to people about kinky shit I now realize that those events in my past are most likely the cause to why I enjoy BDSM and am extremely submissive.

Only time when the memories actually "hurt" are when I'm already depressed to begin with.

Theres not many of us

Bump

Now's the time to repost them user.

Got a blowjob from my sister when I was 16 and she was 14. It only happened once and regretted after. We're both adults now and don't really talk anymore, probably to do with that.

I was babysitting my little sister the other night, at one point she started to misbehave so I bent her over my knees, pulled up her dress, and started spanking her. I got so turned on, the way she screamed, the soft feeling of her butt, it was great
I ended up spanking her for like 40 minutes because of how good a time I was having. Next time I babysit her, I’ll have to find an excuse to spank her

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

triedtoohard/10

Well it is wrong legally and when her parents find out your v&.

Nah, they probably had a fight a week after and she decided it was sexual assault

Oh you!

You male or female?
Ages at time?

paid my cousin who is four years older than me and married with two kids £500 for for a 15 min naked dance

You male or female?
Ages when it happened?
Did she anally penetrate you ?

how was it feeling him in your ass as a virgin?

My neighbor’s cat trashes our yard all the time. Hops on the cars, tears up flower beds, pisses on our front deck.

It has a cat door in my neighbor’s garage.

>Sneak over after neighbors leave for work
>Bring pellet gun
>Poke head in kitty door
>Kitty is asleep up on top of cabinet
>Aim at kitty’s ass
>Fire
>Miss the ass, bored a hole right into the cat’s head
>It puffs up but relaxes in death almost instantly
>Hear a faint “rehhhh” sound
>Oh fuck now what do I do?
>Freak out, neighbor will find dead cat, shot, in their house
>Get pry bar, raise garage door up enough so I can roll under
>Pick up dead kitty
>Find giant fire ant nest in their yard
>Shove in shovel, pry ground open, toss in kitty
>Pat the mound down, kitty leg and head are sticking out
>Go home and work in the garage to keep an eye on things
>Ants are going to fucking town on this cat
>Neighbor gets home, doesnt notice right away
>That night, they walk around looking for kitty, find it in the fire ant nest
>Hear screaming
>Next day, they have exterminators spraying the whole yard
>No more kitty problems

Things that didn’t happen for $1000 Alex.

this actually happened to me too.

wtf is the difference?

i hope you rot in hell, fucko. that cat did nothing wrong.

Their cat also clawed one of my dogs in the face when it was hiding in our bushes. It was a destructive piece of shit. Cat owners are irresponsible idiots

Some pet owners are irrisponsible idiots.

It has nothing to do with the cat, dog, or whatever they choose to keep as a pet.

It is about the shitty human beings. Trust me on that one.

your dog sounds like an asshole. see how dumb you sound now?

Yeah so what? Take a seat or leave

Uh huh. So my dog walking outside to take a piss and getting clawed by a cat that isnt supposed to be in our yard... makes him an asshole?

You must be a fucking liberal with a hard on for rape-fu-gees.

nice fantasy, try getting out of mommies basement and meeting a real girl.

loser

GTFO Ron Perlman
Your movies suck and you’re a raging faggot

I was pissed that you didnt die in that shitty Alien 4 movie.

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>cupla years ago
>be me, 20
>living with gf at her parents' house because we're both poor
>she has an old chihuahua that's mean as fuck
>16 years old and can hardly walk or see
>pisses and shits everywhere to the point where the whole house smells like shit
>bites anything that touches it
>develop hatred for the dog
>start regularly torturing it when gf isn't around to release pent up anger
>regularly have torture sessions where i touch it's face lightly with sticks until it bites
>beat it with the stick and repeat
>expected it to eventually lose its angry nature
>it never did
>kept torturing it for fun
>accelerated its declining health until it died
>gf never found out about it
>ended up breaking up with her and moving out

whats wrong with me Yea Forums

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You enjoy it?

yeah and cats and dogs fighting isn't natural. you sound like a fucking communist.

Pass the link fam

Are you fucked in the head?

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

When my girl is out of town I'll sometimes invite strangers from craigslist or local kik perv groups to come over and look through her clothes and toys etc

Pt.1
>be me 25
>married, with one kid
>marriage is good be we have our battles
>get in a big fight, I leave to hangout with some buddies
>wife keeps sending me paragraphs through text. Too long to read
>just wanna hangout with the buds and get drunk
>a couple of girls come over
>very pretty about 18 or 19 years old
>everybody being social and getting drunk
>talk to one girl, hourglass body, beautiful
>people dropping like flies from excessive drinking
>blonde girl (let’s call her Cayla) and I are the last ones standing
>she begins to get very flirty
>tells me I am cute..I praise her compliments and give her some in return
>she know I fight and tells me to show her some ju jitsu
>I know what she’s doing so I go along with it
>in the living room, wrestling on carpet
>showed her a few submissions
>then while I was in her full guard was showing her how to pass
>she responds “I like this, missionary is my favorite position”

Pt 2
>she grabs my hips and pulls me closer and begins to grind she says “what do you call this move
>all I can think about now is my wife and kid
>I chuckle and try to get up
>she aggressively pulls me back down and I fall back between her legs inches from her face
>fuck it she’s hot af
>I kiss her, kiss turns into full blown sloppy make out
>a lot of dry humping going on
>she starts rubbing hand on my dick
>feels good man
>I pull her shirt off and pants and she does the same to me
>asks me if I have a big dick
>told her its okay (I’m only 7 inches)
>she pulls down my boxers and I’m hard as fuck already
>begins to suck my dick
>hardcore suck for about 5 minutes
>I pick her up and take her to my buddies spare bedroom

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> keeps saying "she"/"her"

Sjw fag

Anything I say on here is total bullshit. I'm really insecure and i lie a lot to fit in.

>lay her down and continue to strip her down
>breast are perfect, c size nice and perky and tight to her body, pussy is the best I’ve ever seen
>can’t wait any longer
>grab my dick and aggressively shove it in her wet pussy
>instant ectascy
>she begins to moan very loudly
>tell her to hush a little
>each thrust triggers sensation for her and I
>lost in a trance
>don’t want it to end
>she pushes me off of her and she flops over to her belly
>Fuck me daddy she utters
>fuck it her pussy is gold
>fucking her from behind my sliding my dick out and slamming it in to the base
>makes her jump all the time
>fucked for what it seemed like an eternity, I didn’t want to stop
>about to cum and I let her know
>in missionary position
>about to pull out
>she tells me “fuck it cum inside me”
>don’t tell me that..feels to good..fuck it
>felt like a high pressure firehouse ejaculating my cells that carry my dna inside of her

>>She seemed reluctant, but slides her thong off and I see her girl cock. Very cute. Now I'm not sure what I should do so I ask if she wants sucked off as well, she shakes her head no, and goes face down ass up.
>>Bury my tongue in her ass much to her satisfaction, she's ready to go.
This portion reeks of falsification. Trans/traps (who want to be seen as women, or, who do not want attention on their cocks) do not present their cocks leading up to sex. Rather, they will hide them, be insecure about them, leave them in their underwear while pulling the underwear aside for you to enter their ass, etc.
>Source: I've fucked many trannies and you're a fag.

Exactly

>slide my dick out and cum just oozes out her pussy like a waterfall
>both of us panting and sweaty, I lay next to her and cuddle
>sun is coming up
>oh shit I have to go home
>tell her not to tell anybody
>she agrees
>go home and apologize to my wife about the fight
>kiss, make up...and have sex
Dying with my secret

Your both fags.

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Servers with no rules ! Anything goes / is allowed

(Gore,loli,etc)

Nothings wrong with you, that dog was an old dude at 16 anyway
fuck living in a house that smells like shit.

How does that work, how do you get in or out? Do you need another adult to free you in the mornings?

I'm average but I know how to eat pussy

I have 3 sisters 1 is 3, 1 is 6 and the oldest is 12, all of them had an encounter with my dick sexually

I was raped last year

I fucked the 12yo when we were younger, I got a pussyjob from the 6yo, and the 3yo give me footjobs

The 3yo likes sitting in my lap and the 12yo does things that seem sexual

how old were you?

10 but I think she was 6 or 8, the past is hard to remember

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I think that's why I'm a pedo

one time or multiple times?
i wish i could remember how small my dick was when i was 10

Multiple, I have a younger brother and he joined, we had threesomes until he got caught fingering her, I stopped it cuz I was scared of getting in trouble but she begged to keep going

pretty cute.
have you had anything that would reassemble cum?
how big/small were you?
could you describe first time with her?

> (You)
>You male or female?

Male (Now Female (Trans))

>Ages when it happened?

I was 6 the first time. Either 7 or 8 the second time.

>Did she anally penetrate you ?

Yes. Was used as a dildo and had a dildo used on me in both cases.

I don't know how to reassemble cum and my size at the time, I don't know either, it's been 8 years.

My first time I got caught playing with my dick and she wanted me to play with her pussy, we both pulled our pants off and started humping each other, she sucked my dick and I ate her pussy and ass, but now she's 12 (I suck at math) and I'm 18. She was a gymnast and developed small tits and a fat ass with the perfect body, I wanna fuck her so bad but I touched her in her sleep and she didn't like it

You're doing God's work, user.

Trap = Male and identifies as such, but dresses bloke a girl, maybe even act like one.

Trans = Is of one gender and identifies as the other. In this case, it would be Male identifying as Female.

Well obviously you want someone to ask where it is so cought it up Yea Forumsro

Post an example

Have you ever masturbated to a man before

Pic related is similar to the body type of my sister

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Same. Just got my wife's sis changing in 4k over the past weekend. Came instantly

>I'm only 7 inches

gg user

Not always, depends on the situation, it may be too hard to hide. Also lack of experience can affect this.

> Am a tranny and did this same exact thing almost as what was said when I was going to lose my virginity. Since then I've learned better positions to avoid attention to thing

I fap with questionably aged girls on cam chat sites. Blackmailed a few for more sessions

Which camsistes?

Is there anything special I need to do to fuck a tranny?

Chat alternative is a good one. Had plenty of wins on there, plenty of dicks to wade through but you eventually get to the qt with a hairbrush. Lots of them with daddy issues willing to do anything.

Thanks, anything special I gotta do to get them to do anything?

Just ask them if they're there for fun. Think about time of day to do it. Think about when they will be alone in bedrooms. I've guided single digit ones on how to diddle themselves.

Nice, I prefer skin to skin contact but that'll do when I'm not with my sisters

Had a few friends over the other night. Had a few drinks my daughter was with us. She got pretty drunk and passed out. Caught one of my friends touching her then watched as he pulled her shorts down and licked her slit.

It's my go to fapping stuff now, haven't been on a porn site for ages

Nice, do you use multiple sites or just the one?

I cried like a bitch for two days straight when my cat died that i've had since i was a kid

Green text it

My sister and I bought a vibrator, and once in a while I let her put it in my anus in exchange for fucking her in the ass, its always nice tho

I let the dogs out.

I told my friends I lost my virginity to a girl from tinder when in actuality I lost it to a goth milf hooker

Oh please, everybody already has herpes.

A couple. Google them there's plenty. Had a few that have stayed for 30 mins. Others just flash. Told a few I recorded them just to watch them cry and beg

Sexting with a 16yo IS wrong if you're 26. Break it off. NOW!

Also, make an exit plan for your current relationship. You are NOT happy with her, and you know it.

You are not ready to settle down. This isn't the 1840s. Get out there and get your shit straight.

I was married to the wrong person for six years. Don't make that mistake.

Aww man, I hate crying, did they do whatever you want

You sure seem to do a lot of slidding...

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em
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I cheat on my gf of 6 years on a daily basis.
Idk why, but I can't stop.

Which makes you 14?

>Is there anything special I need to do to fuck a tranny?

Do anal (so normal anal preparation), ignore the dick unless told not to.
Treat them as girls, it makes us feel more comfortable. Be reassuring and kind unless told not to be.

Both deserve to be dragged behind a car for 2 miles

You fucking monster. People like you are responsible for accidents like that Malaysia flight that died

Congratulations. You cucked yourself.

And why is that exactly?

Of course. She only LOOKS 8yo. She's actually 734yo.

This is why I almost failed math, I'm 18 now and she's 12, I'm not sure about how long ago it was, I think it was 8 or 10 years ago

GF dated some chad before we met
>6'3, jacked, "8 inch cock" (according to her)
>Apparently all they used to do was fuck (She said there wasn't much else to do
>Fap thinking about that

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If someone is feminine enough they get the best treatment I can give, but I didn't know that y'all hate getting your dick sucked, I'll remember that

...as you do.

Yeah... No, they aren't. The whole airplane mode was developed when cellphone towers were in their infancy (1G-2G) because they got overloaded from the phone switching from one to the other rapidly.

Plus, when high above the air, your signal will probably be spotty at best.

>> me and a friend
>> dealing weed, main income
>> some guy owned me €400
>> didn't pay in time
>> so we drove to his place at night
>> he wasn't home due night-shift.
>> went to the backyard
>> there's a big complex of garage lots
>> his is never locked because he "trusted" the neighbors.
>> actually uses it as storage for his hoarder-attitude
>> sort out all his shit, and put most flammable at bottom of the big pile we make
>> start a fire.

>> two hours later, we drive by the complex.
>> no cops, no firefighters, nothing, just a HUGE amazing fire.
>> get going again.
>> half an hour passes before first sirens sound
>> drive by the house again around 16:30 afternoon, the next day
>> huge damage to house, to garage lots, and apparently to 3 very expensive cars.
>> "cause of accident is faulty wiring" so apparently it's gonna be his problem now
>> year later, we didn't talk much anymore, and I stopped selling to him.
>> so year later, he gives me my money + €100 for allowing him to pay back whenever.

>> didn't really need the money for anything though.
>> his house is on a busy street, I'm not an idiot.
>> secretly in love with big fires ever since

No problems, on the note of getting your dick sucked.
I should mention that while the feeling itself may be good. It will feel disgusting to us at the same time, the first time.e it happened to me I ended needing to be comforted for awhile as I had a mental breakdown. ^^'

>she/her

Reminds me of Sharla...

I used to frequent a truckstop strip club. (It's as bad as it sounds.)
Most of the girls there were pretty bedraggled. A few were obviously meth heads who had almost a full set of teeth between them.
And then there was Sharla. I was in my early 30s and she was pushing 50. Not terrible looking, but definitely getting a bit long in the tooth.
She hadn't quite given up on life yet, but she was wearing thin. I figured she would make a great target.
I picked her for a lap dance. She seemed surprised. She apparently hadn't gotten a request for that in years. She would normally hit the stage later in the evening after most of the patrons were at least a few drinks in.
But I buttered her up. Made her feel special. I kept coming back, at first once a week, then two or three times.
One regular night, I didn't show up at my normal time. Instead I came by just at closing. Sharla was already heading to her car. I pulled up and rolled down the window.
The dejected look on her worn face changed into something resembling a joyous grin.
I asked her if she wanted to go grab a bite to eat.
She eagerly agreed.

We went to McDonald's. She was a cheap date.

We talked. She told me about her life. Divorced, no kids, recovering alcoholic, barely making ends meet as a stripper for the last ten years. Sober for five years and three months.

I told her I thought she was beautiful and that I would like to see her again, not just "on business".

She considered it for a few seconds, then said "Sure!"

We dated for a few weeks. I took her out to Applebee's, Ruby Tuesday, O'Charley's, pleb-tier shit like that.

I bought her a ceramic rabbit thing she saw online. It was only twenty bucks, but she treasured it.

I went to her apartment and started spending nights there. The sex was okay. Getting off is getting off.
She was clean and not too hideous for her age.

Sometimes she'd stay at my place.

One day I told her I was going to go shopping. She asked if she could come with, and I said, "Most times yeah I'd say you could but... Not this time. It's gonna be a surprise."

I gave her my most winning smile, slightly hinting at something really nice.

I called up one of my other girls, a fuck buddy who was probably at least 7/10, maybe a 7.5 after a few beers. I asked if she wanted to come over and fuck.
She's almost always DTF. This day was no different.

After I got off the phone with her, I called up Sharla. "Hey sweet thing. I got a surprise for you! Can you come by at 2?"

"Sure!" she said, elated. When my other girl came over, I made sure to leave the door unlocked and cracked.

At two o'clock, Sharla walked into my apartment to see me railing this twenty something blonde bimbo from behind. I turned around and gave Sharla the most disgusted look and said, "What the fuck? I said to come by at two thirty! Why are you here so early?"

The look of absolute devastation and desolation on her lined face was fucking hilarious.

I was surprised she didn't run. She simply turned and walked out.
"Who the fuck was that?" my fuck buddy asked, more curious and annoyed than angry.
"My landlady. Sorry, I forgot to lock the door!"
I continued fucking her in the ass.

Sharla, I would later find out, went home, making one stop at the liquor store. She bought a bottle of something cheap I'm sure, got completely wasted, then blew her brains out with a .357.

For all intensive purposes, she was a waist of skin, and too week to survive in this doggy dog world.

Jesus, I'll definitely remember that, it's kinda reliving knowing I probably won't have to suck a dick, but I like eating pussy so I might p toll her dick out, any advice?
I'm southern and is only into feminine people

Your wife fucked a nigger last year. Ask her about that.

Monopoly? Poker? What exactly do you play, user?

>For all intensive purposes
Learn to English before you spin tales.

It gets better once you hit about 19.

What u high on

I agree, anyone willing to kill themselves for any reason other then possible torture is too weak for life. But u should have got a threesome going bro

> p toll her dick out

Sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.

How old? Leave any marks?

Details?

I used to love Ron Perlman. And then he started talking out of character...

The 3yo likes to cuddle and let's me touch all over her, especially her chest but pussyis off limits and bare ass too, but she loves having her ass grabbed

Let us know when one accepts and shows up!

I love gangbangs. Big gangbangs. Worst thing is to hide it because I'm sore for a few days afterwards.

That makes you 16 maximum. Enjoy ban

I know but my rule is actual femininity deserves praise

...

Unironically this

No buddy, I'm 18 and she's 12, math isn't my strong suit, I couldn't count change, read time and I didn't know my left from right all the way to highschool, I have add and adhd

Put on my sister's panties today and I got a boner I think I'm gonna kms tbh

She gets mad when I remove my hand, and she held my hand with her ass in my face

Yep! I agree!

I mean, I personally think I fail at it... I'm a very neutral character. Often get told by (female) friends that the don't feel embarrassed being nude around me because while they don't see me as a girl yet, they don't see me as a guy either... I'm stuck at the intersection between the two.

I try to make myself progressively more feminine and I just get jealous of those who have it off the bat, but also admire them...! ^^'

>its okay
>only 7 inches

Fuckin A, man! I'm white and even I feel bad for you!

user, please, why tho? XD

Do you have any body hair except pubes?

>her pussy is gold

Ew! Sounds like she's suffering from some kind of disease.
And you stuck your dick in that?

I cum on her leg under covers when we're alone

Some but always shave. Saving up for laser.

>ejaculating my cells that carry my dna inside of her
>cells that carry my dna

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killed a guy from middle school by poisoning him

You checked off that, do you have a nice or fat ass? Tits aren't important to me but ass is NECESSARY

No. Xylitol awareness did it to you.

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I should add that, like many, legs during winter aren't usually shaven unless planning on getting a date or whatever.

And by many, I mean many women do this.

Tell us a story

>small tits and a fat ass
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Give me your sister.

So what flat because I'm naturally skinny. But doing exercises to change that.

As long as it doesn't look so flat it looks like your back, small but round is just as perfect as fat but keep doing those exercises and you'll have dudes dming you all the time

No, she's protected under my care cuz consent is sexy irl and she's comfortable af around me

I figured that much, shaving my dick all the time is hard work cuz I'm a virgin that gets no pussy

She got an attitude I wanna fuck out of her

Hot. Post moar.

You're wrong, mommy told me to take it and she knows what's best for me

No shame in that.
It's fucking hard to lose a pet you've known your whole life.

my mum was so poor when i was 14 that i slept with a 60 year old man for money

Fuck! I played myself! Here comes the v&.

Because you're with the wrong person.

I'm so glad you clarified that.

Goddamn you, jackie !

Noah fence, but for all intensive purposes, you are being obtruse. But that's a mute point. Your ignorants runs the gambit. Irregardless, it doesn't phase me. People like you are a diamond dozen. You think people are putting you on a peddle stool, so you act more and more like a pre-Madonna every day.
You believe you're Judge Judy and executioner, the world is your oysture, and you can just say "Bone apple tea" as you ciao down on it. Sorry, that just won't warsh. It's painfully oblivious to me that everyone else is actually having a feel day at your expense.

So, allow me to play double's advocate here. I hole-hardedly understand what you're driving at. (And when I say "driving", you really are putting the petal to the medal!) You may find this disoncerning, but your arguments just don't cut the muster. When we get down to brass stacks, you simply take too much for granite. Your rants get expidentially more incoherent as time goes on.
Yet, though you may have tipped your hat too soon, this fuhrer over your idiocy might just be a blessing in the skies.

Can't tell if being sarcastic or not...
Either way, you're welcome! ^^

Did you pummel that pos into the dirt

You see, while your attempts at logic often don't pass mustard, there are elements that could be an intregal part of learning to do better. Limited as it may be, you do have a wearhouse of knowledge at your indisposal. You're not totally up the crick just yet.
This can help you home your skillset, and make the quantrum leap you need to hone in on your goals. In time, your rhetorical skills could be like mental marshall arts. Yeah, I know it's a doggy dog world out there, but I know you can do it. I look foreword to the day your argumentative skills mature with baited breath.

All and all, that's one of the French benefits of online debate. Case and point: this very conversation! Even now, I bet you're already getting the jest of what I'm saying. As a manner of fact, with 50/50 hindsight, you'll see that this kind of back and fourth, is one and the same with online training. I hope my post didn't sound like I was trying to make you the escape goat or anything.

;-)

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Pffft... FIIIIINE!

Go find someone finna get an abortion and convince em to give you the baby, and if it's a girl put her in gymnastics and profit

I think she drop hints of remembering the past and wanting to do it again

Fuck, and wait that long?
Then again, I can groom her early...

Exactly, don't abuse her and she will want your dick

Madman

Don't fuck her young, you can kill her like that but as long as you don't force yourself in her and on her she'll love you, I have a 3yo sister that likes to give me footjobs and sit on my boner

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This is where gamer girls come from.

Be healthy or buy pills to make your cum taste good

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I hope

Be sure to reward her for being good with YouTube, cuddles, hugs, kisses, and say I love you so she will like to be all over you

How old is she? Is it incest tho

Heard better

I'm turned on by the thought of being a slutty sex slave and have women and men dominate and abuse me for fun and pleasure.

M or f

>Doubles advocate
lmao

Initials are AJ?

When I was seven, my alcoholic stepfather started sneaking into my room at night and putting his dick in my mouth. He told me that I couldn't tell anyone or he would kill me and my mother. I cried the first time I had to swallow his filthy load.
This went on for years.
When I was twelve, I had just seen a movie about a guy molesting his kid. That's when it hit me that I shouldn't have to put up with this anymore. I still believed I couldn't tell anyone, but I swore I would put a stop to it somehow.
One day, he was changing the oil in his car. He was drunk and pissed off.
He yelled to me to come over and help him. The car was only held up by a single jack. My mom was inside. No neighbors were out. I walked over, dropped to the ground, and kicked straight at the jack. The car shook once.
"What the fuck are you doing you little fuck?!" he yelled.
Before he could get out from under the car, I gave the jack another kick.
Everything dropped.
Pain exploded in my right leg. It shattered my tibia, my fibula, and three tarsals in my foot.
My stepdad's skull was crushed under the oil pan.
The pain was so intense I blacked out.

I woke up in the hospital. My mom was not crying. She was happy that I was alright.

The police asked me what happened. At first I genuinely didn't remember, but then I said I went over to help him and I slipped and fell and then the car fell down.

I cried. They were sympathetic.

That night I cried tears of joy that my disgusting stepfather would never rape my face again.

Oh, whoops. Thought you were someone else. Disregard.

That wasn't a serious reply, newfag.

This newfag has actual autism. Thank you for clarifying.

Bump

Fuck cats, you did good user

Hey bro, I'm the guy who posted the "airplane mode killed the Malaysia flight" shitpost.
I realized you took my post seriously, and were probably autistic. I have autistic friends, so I get the literal-mindedness. So I thanked you for your explanation.
The person who called you a newfag was not me.
Go in peace, bro.

>Fuck cats

t. Shane Dawson

>be in mid 20s
>fuck a 17 year old employee of mine in our work bathroom
>eventually people find out we are fucking each other
>must leave job
> still fucking her though

Thank you kind user! ^^

Did you just thank him for calling you autistic? Dude you were double trolled

I take my dogs dick in my ass, but not all the way. I can't take the knot yet, but i hope to with some more training i will.

i sent dick pics to every whore on my boifriends kik. and some selfies too. i did in hopes they would hate him, but now some little stupid whore has been messaging him everyday. and i only know cause i changed his kik password and logged in on my phone.

tldr: girls r whore and will be whores doesnt matter what.

I don't give a shot about being called autistic. And what the user said is REALLY fucking true. I've met many autistic people and I'd say about 80% act like Drax.

There was no offense taken.

Pics? Lol

Fuck off, child. Autisticbro did nothing wrong, and you're screeching like a triggered sjw because of the word I used.

I don't think I'm 100% NT myself, so I get it. People's brains are wired differently, and I think there is more awareness of the subtleties in difference these days.

Glad you didn't misinterpret my words as an insult, and glad you don't let children like her upset you. :-)