If you put these 4 in a cage who comes out the winner ?

God damn it! The APE would have the heart attack! Fucking auto-shitfuck!

The lion mother fucker, he is kang

>liu kang kang of the jungle

It was regular entertainment since roman times.

The bear always wins.
ALWAYS wins.
As in, not a single one of these “Animal vs Animal” fights ended with any other outcome than “The bear wins”

I’m picking the Bear

I would bet on gorilla youtu.be/fjJE0teAA7E

Harambe

Ham-and-Beans McHirsuturtle always wins the ape mashup race with gorillakittens and monkeypups.

bear
lion
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lion

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Three simple questions for you, user

How can a bear kill an anaconda?
How can a lion kill an anaconda?
How can a gorilla kill an anaconda?

depends on who the snake eats first

Yogi would snack that shit up real quick.

By eating its head
By eating its head
By eating its fucking head
And then going and having a pint, motherfuckers.

Send in the hermit crab

I like where this is going.

Bear
Bear vs lion, bear wins because of fragile lion skull (proven in old west where this type of match up regularly occurred.
Bear vs snake - canine teeth and claws of bear will tear apart snake even while it's trying to wrap itself around bear.
Bear vs Silverback nigger - bear wins by distracting nigger with bucket of chicken and watermelon and once again fractures skull.
BEAR ALWAYS WINS

>BEAR ALWAYS WINS
This. They're pure power houses.

That's a black bear, btw.
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What about J.J. McTubskinner? What did your 3rd grade teacher always tell you about the darker green grass? That's right: It's the right day for hickeroons.

the lion. it's literally made for killing.

Man, I'd like to see what having them into fight might look like

Where does the dolphin come in?

The gorilla would use snek as whip and whoop ass

The gorilla dies first, for it has no natural weapons but its fists.

Nesxt to go is the anaconda, who will easily be overpowered by the maws of the bear and lion.

And the survivor would be the bear, as it is naturaly more of a solitary hunter than the lion, as it has greater strength and constitution.

Okay, so ONE guy survived, under extraordinary circumstances.
And where I live we don`t worry about snakes. There are no poisonous or constrictor snakes where I live, and if they`re hiding in the grass, they get spit out a mower pretty damn fast.

What about the elephant? Or the shark? Or the shark riding on the elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything in sight? Would that work for you? Thanks for letting us know about the status of my mouth and I bought it up to the display of those pigs-in-a-blanket and then a few more like Daphne has one and then going and if he does the dolphin of women you don't know me this time and I don't have to work at least 4 days to be replaced by eating a few days of work and I'm going on a cruise to work at least you got it done by tomorrow to pick up the check to the address on the front of the new ones in there but I don't have any other pics so you can just come on over whenever you're done by tomorrow afternoon and then we are good to go with the new one.

Anaconda

Too busy raping the white wimminz

Bearsharktopus - the ultimate predator

Shhhhh dont mention the realities of humans testing nature, and simple logic of size and mass

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hunting, maybe, but it's prey is much larger and more powerful. bears don't take down buffalo and giraffes. furthermore, lions do fight alone if they're not in a coalition. lions are solely predators, much more agile, can "climb" their opponents with their claws, and have killing techniques such as smothering.

You don't understand bears and movement. They can stand like the gorilla and use it's hips for leverage. The only thing a bear doesn't fuck up is possibly a rhino or hippo

Grizzly bears are some tough motherfuckers though.
The lion would tire itself out very quickly.
And lions have more frigile limbs and bone structure, as they hunt prey by chasing them

Brute strength, teeth, and claws
Brute strength, teeth, and claws
Brute strength teeth, dexterity to rip it’s guts out through its asshole

Let’s reverse it. How can an anaconda have a chance of killing any of these animals? Especially the gorilla. No fuckin way.

This wasn’t funny the first two threads you posted this in.

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Also all of my keks user

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>The gorilla dies first, for it has no natural weapons but its fists.
I mean....

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>gorilla tries to bite bear
>bear tears gorilla a new asshole

Leopards have jacked adult silverbacks in the wild, and they're only a fraction the size of a lion, tiger or bear.

You may be right. All I’m saying is to say it only has fists is a massive understatement.

Keep in mind that an anaconda weighs the most out of these 4 beasts, other than maybe an adult male grizzly.

Lions, bears and gorillas have no experience in fighting large snakes. They are not likely to go for the head instinctually and even doing so is extremely risky.

The snake knows exactly how to kill - just one bite and wrap around. If the anaconda got one bite anywhere on any of these three other beasts, the fight would be over.

Furthermore, how can you imagine that a lion or a bear gets its entire mouth around the skull of an anaconda and bites down? It's a fucking slippery massively powerful snake.

I will not even entertain the idea of a gorilla being able to kill an anaconda in any way, shape or form. It's impossible

(All of this is assuming all species are fully grown adult males.)

gorilla kicks lion in head and it flips out
gorilla grabs bear by ears and snaps its neck
gorilla stomps on snek
i mean seriously this is too fucking easy

These are both me so for SeeAnd for did these leapords in fact take down a silverback armed with a snek? Where’s your theory now smart guy?

Lions mainly eat carrion from Hyena kills.

Gorillas are extremely docile creatures that would rather avoid conflict at all costs. They also primarily eat fruit, and have one of the smallest penises of all apes (~2 inches).
With that said. They regularly rip open coconuts like it's fucking nothing with their bare hands.

They have SOME stats to help them out.
But as the romans have proven time and time again.
>The bear always wins.

throw in a fuckin angry hippo and watch it own all 4. at once

While flinging it's shit in every direction with it's helicopter tail.
>I hate hippos.

>just one bite and wrap around.
On a fucking grizzly? Good luck! I don't think you understand how powerful bears in general are. It wouldn't even be a challenge. Would be ripped to shreads before any wrapping even began.

Bear if it's really big
Lion
Gorilla
Snek

>Keep in mind that an anaconda weighs the most out of these 4 beasts, other than maybe an adult male grizzly.

Did not know this. Fair point. Not going to bother looking it up because I’m not that vested in this argument to give a shit. You sound like you know what you’re talking about so I’ll credit you that.

>Lions, bears and gorillas have no experience in fighting large snakes.
Do snakes have experience taking down any of these animals? There fucking huge.

>They are not likely to go for the head instinctually and even doing so is extremely risky.
A cat? A cat would absolutely know wher to go. Whether they are successful is another story but dude... it’s a cat. They just know shit.

>The snake knows exactly how to kill - just one bite and wrap around. If the anaconda got one bite anywhere on any of these three other beasts, the fight would be over.
What is the biggest pray a full grown anaconda is known to take down?

>Furthermore, how can you imagine that a lion or a bear gets its entire mouth around the skull of an anaconda and bites down? It's a fucking slippery massively powerful snake.

It wouldn’t have to. It could bite and scratch to get inside the head. Plus the gorilla has incredible strength (I know the snake has more) and dexterity. Assuming the gorilla can’t simply rip the snake in half (doubtful with muscle the snake has) it would be unlikely the snake would be able to overpower the gorilla enough to kill it.

I was in Canada with my dad one summer fishing. A bear decided to raid the cabin while we were on the boat. All we could do was sit on the boat and watch as he ripped all the windows out, frame and all.

You keep dodging the fact that the gorilla is armed with a snake dude.

females are bigger than males. in snakes the female is almost always bigger. but im still giving it to the bear.

It would be close, but the bear would win. Bear is the smartest in there, and tends to be more protective than overly aggressive. I'd see it going down like this:
Ape seeks to establish dominance, but lion doesn't like it, they standoff while bear observes. Snek waits. Ape and lion fight, lion does damage but ape beats him to death. Snek sees opportunity of wounded ape and goes in for kill. Weakened ape is dumb as shit and gets his cunt crushed. Bear is chill but curious, tears snek in half for funsies.

going with bear. as much as i love snakes the bear is far bigger than a lion. more aggressive than a gorilla. but i dont really see the bear and snake fighting. see them just going " hey you do you ima just sit over here"

Fucking hate snakes. They’re all fuck up. They got double headed dicks, evidently now I’m told the chicks are bigger than the dudes, they shit piss and fuck all in the same hole....

I've seen small lions kill big snakes in nature videos. They instinctively go for the head, the snake has no chance. It may have even been a leopard. A lion can kill big alligators too. And I saw a fight between a small bear and a lion and it was essentially a draw, the lion gave up and left.

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Soo...nice one Elon Musky..

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1. we're missing the environmental factor which can

but on an 'equal grounds',
Assuming they're all aggressive and this is a anything but a black bear, the bear has a far better chance than the rest unless the lion has a chance to aim for the head in an ambush. The anaconda has a chance if he doesn't get torn to shreds by the bear or lion. Even though the gorilla has dexterity and massive strength that don't mean shit if the anaconda outwits the gorilla.

Listen up, it's Kung Fu panda not Kung Fu gorilla. Bear wins.

Lions are made to hunt a certain type of prey that shares no similarity with the other 3 animals, it would get fucked up user

Have you ever cum on your hermit crab while farting?

ive seen a hippo take on a whole pride of lionesses and not give aa fuck, they literally cant get through its 4 inch thick hide. the fuckers also weigh 2 tons, have foot long razor tusks and can run at 30mph. they regularly kill large ccrocodiles. plus there's the shit helicopter defence. hippos fuckin rule. where is your bear/snake/lion/gorilla god now?

At least one will die and eventually decompose. That makes fertilizer for the grass. So grass wins no matter what.

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Hmm. You raise an interesting point.

Nigger what the fuck did i just read?

i know what all of those words mean individually, but not in that order

>snake outwitting a gorilla
U wot m8?

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thats true about hippos. Hippos kill the most humans too. Hippos would be #2. #1 would be an Elephant.

>nigger
(You)
>what the fuck
Feeling of confusion conveyed thru 3 words
>did i
Implying me doing something
>read
Literary skill that enables you to understand written speech and shit including the trap threads you spend 15/16 of your time in

An Abrams tank could run them down or shell them or 50 cal them. Where is YOUR hippo god now?

Plus hippos are fuckin disgusting. Saw some head to toe through glass in St Louis. Fuckin pigs that can swim is all.

They were taking about the post you were responding to you sensitive mental midget.

Fun facts about why Lion would get his shit kicked in
>Lioness are more agressive than their male counterparts
>literally just saw a video of a lioness getting owned by a giraffe

>>Lioness are more agressive than their male counterparts
Not true at all. If it was the male lion wouldn’t be the one protecting the cubs from rivals looking to kill them.

And giraffe wasn’t listed among the animals so it’s pointless. See >an A10 could take them all out!!!

The guy who put them in the cage.

I'd say they would all be dead I guessing the others would scratch up the snake bad even if it's one swipe and the snake would kill the rest after via venom coagulating their blood

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hippo literally not giving a single fuck.

thats a juvenile by the way. equivalent to a 14 year old human

>venom
wow you are retarded

I think that one is the counter of the other:

Lion beats Gorilla
Bear beats Lion
Anaconda beats Bear
Gorilla beats Anaconda

I know that sounds kind of ridiculous but let´s think about it: The lion is faster than the gorilla, so he would bite his neck before he even reacts properly; bear is heavier, tankier and stronger than lion, so if he tries to fight bear he would just die; anaconda is the only one who can eat an entire bear, besides, the anaconda is the strongest beast of the 4; gorilla is the smartest of the 4, so he could make an strategy to kill anaconda, probably using weapons or some shit.

90% sure the bear would win. If it was a Polar bear 100% win

Conclusion: if the gorilla is retarded and he does not think an strategy, probably the anaconda would win the fight.

so, basically, an angry sock beats opposable thumbs? i'm not buying it

A hippo would body all four of them in a 1v4.

Hermit crab will beat them all

bears are horrible, ofc bear wins

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Definitely not the anaconda. The largest ones ever were about 500lbs, and their weight works against them outside of the water. They are constrictors so the bite would do some damage but isn’t venemous so it would be able to do much as it was getting eaten alive, which is what bears like to do. Bears fight other bears, their hides are the thickest, they weigh the most, their skulls are thick enough to stop bullets, and have the most bite force of all the others. One swipe can break the back of a full grow male ungulate. Lion would do second most damage, but is out massed. Gorilla is strong but would get shredded by equally strong claws since they are designed to put muscle other gorillas not woodchippers

No it's not you stupid nigger. I have black bears in my neighborhood, see them all the time. Are you God damn autistic?

Anacondas are not slippery or venomous.

anyone got videos?

is there a webm from the fight?

Lion wins easy. Lion likely has the most fighting experience, and predatory instincts. Big cats are the worlds most deadly predators, period. King of the jungle for a reason. The lion is the fastest of any of them and knows to target the bears eyes and throat. The bear might have a chance if it’s gigantic, but I still give it to the lion 8/10 times.

Bear
Gorilla
Lion

Snake is last if it gets caught. It will be on top if the survivor is weakened enough. This is really simple. There are no other answers.

I'de say it comes down to either the bear or the gorilla.

If it was deemed a fight to the death. Then I'de bet on the gorilla.

the lion and gorrilla stand no chance against the bear
the bear is too tall for the lion to get a good neck bite even if it could wrap its mouth around a grizzly bears massive neck
grizzly bears also have incredible dexterity and the ability to fight effectively on its hind legs taking more of the advantage against the lion

the gorilla would be btfo my the massive bear claws
gorilla fists would do absolutely nothing against bear fat and fur

the anaconda would be a challenge but due to their size it wouldn't be able to get close enough to the bears neck to wrap around it and few good cuts from the bear would shortly result in lethal blood loss
only way anaconda would win was if the bear tried to bite it and it managed to get on the bears neck
even still, grizzly bears are INCREDIBLY strong
and if its a kodiak bear there's no way in hell any of them stand a chance as the kodiak bear can grow up to and easily above 9.8ft tall(3m) and weigh 1400pounds(635kg)
whereas a grizzly is only around 6.5ft(198cm) and 790pounds(360kg)

Bears rarely use their claws for fighting, and the gorilla has superior reach.

I would pay double PPV rates to see this live.
it would have to be the biggest, baddest specimens though.
Hopefully raised to fight as well.
Take my fuckin money.

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gorilla fist aint gonna do shit to 6-9 inches of fat and several inches of thick arctic fur

If you want to knock someone the fuck out, do you punch their stomach? The only viable option the bear has to kill the gorilla is to bite it. The gorilla will offer up its arm and then proceed to absolutely bash its fucking skull in or choke it out.

None of these animals would be likely to actually fight one another.
Guerrillas have been capable of fending off big cats.
The Guerilla probably has a chance against the snek just because of his powerful relatively mobile hands. A Guerilla that gets its hands on the snek could literally tear into it and effectively tear the snake in half. And yes, I'm well aware of the diameter of the snek. Guerillas are literally that powerful.

I love the people in this thread that are like. "Yeah, but leopards kill gorillas." Leopards kill immature gorillas, occasionally non alpha gorillas. An alpha silver-back gorilla is out of the question. Also lions and bears are no where near as agile as leopards, meaning that his is indeed a fight about strength.

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The lion would win. The anoconda could be killed by any of them. The gorilla is literally strong enough to rip it and the lion would do what your cat does to snakes around your yard. The bear might get killed by the snake. In reality whoever the snake wraps around will be getting killed first because the snake effectively acts as a rope disabling the animal to some extent but the snake will take damage from hate get kills the animal it's wrapped around

The ape is super strong and as teeth like a lion or a bear but the ape does not have claws and the lion does. Since the lion is strong itself and has claws that dig in to flesh more than the bears. And since the lion is quicker than the bear, I'd say the lion would come out on top, but really since they're all together and could be double teamed by any two or more of them, anyone could come out on top

I think gorilla will win.

First. Gorilla's are extremely strong. They could rip an anaconda apart.
Next he got thumbs and can actually grab things.
A bite of anaconda or lion istn to bad for him. He would pull the anacondo simply off off him after it bites. Little scratches. Than anaconda dead. Stomping on it would be enough. The bear is by far the hardest enemy. Maybe bear would win but I stick to the gorilla.

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kek this

Silverback

Just punch all mofos in face.

bears consistently fucked up lions back on roman times. like, they literally ALWAYS won. And these weren't gigantic-ass kodiaks either. Bears fuck everything up.

>But as the romans have proven time and time again.
Wish we could ever see this again dammit

Snakes are pretty fragile user. Even big ones

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Bear wins, flawless victory!

Snakes are strong but also fragile, easily cut open and as they're mostly muscle, any damage is serious damage, bear or gorilla wins

That Mighty joe young gorilla cunt has got tue best bet i say in a 4v4

The human who put these four in a jail.

A gorilla could be able to bite, squeeze or rip through an anaconda like an autistic kid would worms if it had a good positioning.
He has the best shot.
The lion and bear are totally fucked.

a new challenger appears

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Dubs of truth.
No gorilla lovers here. Maybe they are too close to the nig for comfort.
a silverbackgorillacan lift up to 815 kilograms. Think this nigger has it in the bag

Wrong, the only reason a snake can take on crocodiles is because they only have one attack point, the bear and Lion have 5. The first one of them the snake attacks it'll be killed. And well the bears always killed lions when the Romans fought them, and bears are stronger than gorillas, so the bear wins.

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How big is the cage? Maybe snek wiggles his way out while the three mammals kill one another. Then he returns and eats them. In a large cage, bear probably wins and I’m saying lion dies first because he’s the least intelligent and most aggressive.

I'm going with the 700 pound motherfucker that can walk on two legs and snap a elks back with one paw. Its creepy being on horse back when they stand up and your like wow they are taller than me.

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bear every time

Bear or gorilla depending on who gets hurt dealing with the other two they have the most brute strength but they can be injured by the lions teeth and claws or the pythons squeeze

I think this is my favourite post of the day. It's not even noon yet and I think I already found it. Thanks user.

If we assume grown males and peak levels of aggression, the bear or the gorilla.
The snake won't hinder all three from killing her.
Lion is out.

>No poisonous
You mean venomous
>Or constrictor

All snakes roughly fall into those two categories. It either kills by constriction or it envenomates. Saying you don't have any of either is like saying you don't have any snakes near you period.

Nobody ever said they are venomous, and trust me they are slippery as fuck. They essentially have polished skin as they shed it frequently, and the ways snakes can move and the speed with which they are capable of covering sort distances would boggle the reflexes of a bear with the powers of the Flash.

Sorry dude but if the snake felt threatened it could take down a bear. Adult anacondas weigh around 550lbs which is similar to the average adult bear (grizzly) and has a greater muscle-mass ratio. It's one great big fucking muscle. The bear would likely injure it severely, and it may die, but it would 100% take the bear down in the process.

In short:
Bear, lion and gorilla, all aggressive mammals, would fight one another, bear would almost certainly win. If it then turned on the snake (who, being a nonagressive hunting reptile, would have been making itself small during the hot-blooded-me-biggest-mammal contest) which we shall assume for the sake of argument it would, they would likely both die. Bear first due to constriction, snake shortly after due to wounds.

Nobody leaves that room.

Bear, without question. Those guys are literally Bear Mode.

Doubt it. You have a very fanciful view of reality and physics, no offense. It's part and partial of being human.

For example - lava vs a watermelon - who/what wins?
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One might feel inclined to think molten metal/rock would just burn right through a melon, but truth is: that's not how it plays out in reality. Our perceptions are, often, wrong. Potent acid also won't burn a hole through your floor in a matter of seconds. And the same is true of gorillas and there perceived kong-like strength. Are they strong relative to a human? You can bet your ass they are, but so are most animals our size or bigger. It's largely hubris for our ape cousins because they look so similar to us (just buffer). You know what's equally as strong, if not stronger? A bear lugging around 500kg of mass. You want to stake your bets against an angry brown bear taking a swipe at your neck & head?

And lions are certainly nothing to scoff either.
youtube.com/watch?v=o-yhrTnblPE

Bear fight
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Gorilla fight (they're not pulling out wrestling moves or headlocks, they flail about frantically)
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Bear easily. The perfect killing machine. I have debated this many times with my coworker. I can say with certainty that a adult grizzly weighs more than at least a lion or a bear. Not sure about the snake. Pioneers used to pit bears against all manners of animals during western expansion in the US and the bear would win every time (which included tigers and lions) lions lost because they went for the throat but since bears have such thick necks it was ineffective which would give the bear ample time to rape the lion. Gorillas get taken out by leopards in the wild so I would say they are the weakest contender. I don't know anything about the anaconda but that would probably be the closest contender. Still dies though.

You are right in some points. Sure a bear is hellish strong. But the one thing why a gorilla got better chances is the fact that only he can grab things. So a bear punsh is as dangerous as a gorilla punsh I guess. But in a fight the ability to grab is unbelievable helpful. A bear punsh would not kill a gorilla straight up. Sure dangerous but not leather. Vice versa. So it would take some more time. Bears got problems to stand on 2 legs for more than a few punishes I think. Gorilla's not. Dude if gorilla get grip on bear it's over. But as I said before the bear is the strongest opponent.

It’s a Koidak brown bear it has the shoulder hunches

Enough another fucking hippos. What is it with you and hippos? Up and down the thread you post about hippos

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>Still dies
Correct, but due to injuries and almost certainly after crushing the bear. The snake has the heater bone density of the four and the greater muscle-mass ratio, and weighs pretty much dead even to the bear. They'd kill each other one on one.

You do you fuckers always compare gorillas to niggers? Gorillas take care of their children and families. They are non violent unless they are defending the tribe. They are not niggers.

Valley girl in the background "You think they could like spray them or something." Top kek

>Bears rarely use their claws for fighting
Fighting each other for mating rights and dominance? Probably not. It wouldn’t be a sound survival strategy for your species if every fight was likely to end in death from infection or simple blood loss even for the victor. Of course there are exceptions but many males fight only to prove who’s stronger.

When attacking another species are you claiming bears don’t use their claws?

Is the bear in question a polar bear?

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>Guerrilla
The Guerrilla would be armed with an automatic rifle and an RPG. The guerrilla wins every time.
>kek

>tearing apart a slippery tree trunk made of sold super dense muscle

They all become friends and hug and love one another
They all win

snake would win. because if you break snake in half, then you have two snake. snake always win

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snake. if you cut snake in half you have two snakes. snek always wins.

Jaguars have ot figured out so im sure the others grasp the concepts of eating its head.

bro what am I looking at here

And bears use submission holds to fight eachother

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They have referees and everything

Put a stick in there sticks always win

I was wondering the same shit. Just a cluttered mess

the bear would win.
It was in the army, It fought the nazis. It is friends with Putin.

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True that. Plus: work for their groceries.

Bears have fucking high quality butchers knives in their paws.

You're acting like a gorilla is going to perform wrestling moves, when in all actuality they would probably try to avoid the bear 1on1 at all cost.

The lion is the next most dangerous
followed by the gorilla then the snake.

One rip or bite from the others would cause maximum damage resulting in blood loss and death

A CAGE? the snek just nopes the fuck out of there and kills people outside of it. DUMBFUCKS CHOOSE YOUR WORDS WISELY.

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All would fall to this mighty warrior

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Anacondas don't have venom you god damned shitbird.

The Gorilla would win. A full grown gorilla can lift a minimum of 4 tons (8,000 lbs.), and they are very fast. The gorillas have the ability to pull the jaws of the bear like thread. The other two would not stand a chance

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The bear wins. While Lions are a pretty high level class, and the Python class has a high constriction ability, the Gorilla class doesn't really even hold up to any of the three.

Bears however have the "Intimidation" class feature, thanks to fulfilling the feat requirements of "Limited Biped" and "Shaggy Protection", which lets it increase its silhouette by a few points while also surviving blows from the Lion, possibly scaring it off and giving the Bear a free turn to strike during an attack of opportunity.

Can they form teams?

The snake on the picture is a anacond or python so it doesnt have any venom

itt people severely underestimating strength of a gorilla.

Nobody's underestimating the strength of the gorilla. They don't match up statistically to grizzly bears, this is a general consensus. They lack the strength to make a worthy trade and the aggression to back it up. A gorilla isn't going to fight something that it knows isn't worth it, while a grizzly bear will happily get into a fight with something its own size or larger just because it's having a bad day.

Factually incorrect in practically every way, where the fuck did you go to school? Gorillas lift barely over 1500lbs, not even close to 4 tons.

A gorilla could literally rip the arms off a grizzly

Please stop smoking meth.

I'm gonna have to go with bear or gorilla. Cats are natural predators of snakes and have an instinctual response to kill them while minimizing damage to themselves. Lion is too fragile to hold up to a few blows from a gorilla or bear, though will probably get a few good swipes in and weaken either one or both. Between bear and gorilla, it's a hard call. Bears are motherfucking tanks and seem able to withstand a lot, but the gorilla's strength could negate that. One good solid blow from a silverback's fist in the right spot could hard reset the bear brain and send it into convulsions, shock, etc. That being said, bear claws are no joke. When it comes down to bear vs gorilla, I think it will be like a knife fight in the street. One dies on location, the other dies on the way to the hospital.

snek

i like the knife fight comparison

WHOEVER WINS... WE LOSE!!!!

Sauce?

Are you kidding me, that gorilla is gonna break every bone in their bodies.

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So glad this thread is still going. Archive this shit. Kek

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>Lions of the old west...

Top kek. Also check'd

Alright, we’ve argued this to death. New one, who would win:
1. Nigger on cocaine
2. Redneck on meth
3. Three faggots with brass knuckles

Those teeth would do fuck all to a grizzly

Is dat sum Lancelot Link???

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Stop derailing this amazing thread. Also, put down those brass knuckles.

bear

This would actually make for a glorious deepweb gladiator livestream.
Placing bets in crypto and watching champions rise and fall.

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Does the redneck have a gun?

no your gay also 2 would win because thats me

Only weapons are the gay trio with their brass knuckles.

Irl they would sit around the cage scared as shit not doing anything.

That's where the drugs comes in.

Cow takes out anaconda ... lol. I think we can take the anaconda off the list. And don't say the Anaconda would be way bigger this isn't sci-fi we're talkin about. LOL

nigga wins but has a gaped butthole

Gorillas are nasty

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Gorillas are def stronger than humans, but bears (esp grizz and polars) are on another plane of existence, they regularly flip large boulders with one paw and can easily flip over cars like toys.

Silverback

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Bears are kinda slow

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Underrated hippos are fucking vicious.

They're a one BIG trick pony, but if they lose the initial contact it's over for them.

gorilla 100%

checked

Anyone of the other 3 could kill the snake. If itś not poisonous snake has not got much

Lion total winner, extreme strength and natural weapoinry

>lava vs watermelon
>pores liquid metal into watermelon

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They aren't that slow, but they are more of a tank build than the rest of the competitors

I wasn’t aware that believing a gorilla could pull a bear apart was a common symptom of methemphetamine use.

I don’t see how any of the other animals could even come close to killing a grizzly. Gorilla would have to pin it down while the lion shot it with a rail gun for the thing to actually get hurt.

I literally didn’t make any statement like that. The post I responded to said the gorilla has no weapons but it’s fists.

Learn to read.

Well lava is a mix of molten rock and metals that varies between 600C to 1600C degrees above ground just like the molten metal in this video so it would make a good substitute considering they're technicly testing a thermophysical experiment.

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