A large adult male grizzly charges you. You have a good knife in your hand but no other weapons. How will you kill the beast?
A large adult male grizzly charges you. You have a good knife in your hand but no other weapons...
Nolan Richardson
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Hudson Foster
>How will you kill the beast?
I don't.
But on the off chance that I got lucky enough, I guess I would try to go for it's throat as it tried to eat my head.
Isaac Mitchell
Swallow the knife. When it eats me, the knife will eventually eviscerate its insides and kill it.
Evan Bell
Stab myself to death. I AM THE BEAST!
Brody Parker
WITH MY THROBBING,BEE STING COVERED, ROCK HARD ERECTION AND A TURD I'VE FASHIONED INTO A CRUDE KNIFE.
Adam Lewis
Finger in it's asshole. Tried and true.
Dominic Fisher
This. There's no way my skinny, untrained ass could take on a grizzly bear with anything less than an M16 and at least 100 meters distance. Might as well die on my own terms.
Easton Kelly
try 2 stab face, will sacrifice left arm. You have 2 fall on your back you cant get on your stomach then u ded
Nicholas Evans
I'll cum on my hermit crab while farting and the grizzly bear will leave me alone
Asher Rodriguez
This wasn’t funny the first thread you posted it in
Noah Hernandez
Ehh too much hide to cut through. I would go for one of its eyes or it’s nose. Won’t kill it but MAY make it retreat. Really though all answers are the same and end in death.
Only answer that will get results. OP didn’t specify you have to survive. Also acceptable I guess. At least you die by your own hands.
You already have a knife you screaming
dink.
Dude. We’re looking to kill it, not make it cum.
I’ve been known to do some martial arts and I don’t remember the class where we learned how to triangle choke a bear. Bear will rape face to face or from the back. You’re taking that bear dick either way.
This still isn’t funny.
John Martinez
Y'all need to loosen up and get yourselves a hermit crab ;^)
Ethan Roberts
>large adult male grizzly
I wouldn't even try. Save yourself over trying to kill it, boring answer incoming.
So either drop to the fetal position and cover your neck with your hands, or immediately play dead.
If you play dead, continue to play dead even after the grizzly has left, as they are known to hang around and watch their prey.
Don't run at all. They are faster than you both up and downhill, and will give chase if they see you running, as they will view you as prey.
And also don't climb a tree, as grizzlies can climb trees, albeit slower than the black bear.
Now if you're facing a black bear and it's really attacking you, try and kill it. Odds are it is attacking you in order to eat you, unlike the grizzly. They are also more proficient climbers, so the tree strategy is even worse in this situation.
Chase Cruz
>grizzlies can climb trees, albeit slower than the black bear.
You mean RUN up trees.
youtube.com
Brody Brown
Huh, apparently they can.
I had no idea, that's some pretty impressive footage. Thanks for linking it, user.
James Rogers
Me neither before. Crazy stuff. Good swimmers too, so there really is no escape, air land or sea. ^^
Benjamin Bennett
>You already have a knife you screaming
dink.
YES, BUT NOT ONE FASHIONED OUT OF A TURD.
Joshua Brooks
>I'd give him a hat and a tie
>give him a pikinic basket
>no need for killz
>he is smarter than the average bear
Brayden Clark
ANYTHING IS ALLOWED
ANYTHING GOES
NO RULES
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Kevin White
3 words : Close Quarters Combat
Jason Adams
Aim for its mouth and with perfect timing and precision throw the knife down it's throat causing him to choke.
Nolan Bell
It's more like how long will the bear feast on your body