Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread
hot sloots

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>sloots
I can get behind that

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not if their back is against a wall

pic

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but RiRi is a good girl

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bride?

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>that ass
Ri may be bad, but she's perfectly good at it

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that she is. How does her ass compare to Charli's?

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Why did last thread go down?

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ugg I never realized how small and shitting that pic is...

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Charli's ass is a 9. Ri's is a 10. Charli's on my cock, Ri's on my face

Go on, give me your top 5 celeb booties

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did the other 404? that's a rare sight

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Holy shit is that Nina Dobrev?

she does have a nice tight ass, though I think I would reverse the positions.
Top 5 asses: Rihanna, shakira, Duff, Maria Menonous, and Sofia vergara
yours?

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Damn great taste my man.
For me (excluding plasticc): Ri, Shakira, Duff, JLo, BDH.

Oof

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sure is. she packs some heat back there when she has a little more weight on her. this lovely angel does as well

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Hmmmm...whoo think was him..?!

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Is this thing on? I think somebody turned it off again, you know.

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all fantastic I considered putting jlo in mine but went sofia instead since she's one of my alltime favs. Lot of great latina asses though

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Truly, you're an ass connoisseur. Please, go on.

KStew kik anyone?

We experienced some technical difficulties, but we're all set to rock now.

>all great latina asses
The fact I left out Alba attests to that.

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lol, maybe we should set them out and let them have their own category.
also since you mentioned plastics who's your fav? I probably like nicki the most overall but think Iggy has the better ass

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Love that butt jiggle

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I miss my anoni so much...

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who's that daddy-o

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1. haha
2. Kloss so damn sexy

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I could def categorise them ha

that's because you're a red blooded all american user

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U that sloot

Moar cardi b

I wish I could say I made that masterpiece, but I didn't

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almost too hard to pick from them but on the top of my "head"
shakira, sofia, jlo, vida guerra, and camilla
alba was almost in it but then I remembered camilla lol

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masterpiece
her or the shop?

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Selenanon

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fun_daddy82

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Moar Paris

well you arn't wrong

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Cara likes hot A-list clam
and she can not lie
all you incel losers cant deny
that when Cara walks in with that swordwoman swing
all your A-list hoes get clam-sprung.

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>camilla cabello
That's a good one!
And to answer your question, Nicki has a better everything that Iggy. And I love Iggy. Love the Kardashians too.

kek you twat

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C daddy?

both

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what happened?

oh fuck is there more of this?

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she radiates sex

I never am.
>no ass pics of Daisy yet
Explain yourself.

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;)

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I mainly said Iggy cause her videos makes it seem she moves it a bit nicer while nicki kinda just more thrashes it, both hot but nicki still ends up getting the nut way over iggy.
Kim and Kourntey are my favorites of the kardashian clan but don't care for kims ass all that much, she went a bit too far but her mommy tits are top tier

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Huh?
Nothing. He is just pretty busy sometimes and it's 'only' 5 days but I miss him a lot cause he is a close friend to me

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You can say that again

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my foot queen

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everything is sexy about her

>ywn have a 6'2" supermodel gf
why live

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would crawl on all fours to her feet

Now that's about as good as I had any right to hope!

Iggy does move it damn good (that Kream video...!) but Nicki's just overall better.
Kim is the GOAT Kardashian and her ass still looks great - those terrible diaper ass pics (you know the ones I'm talking about) notwithstanding.

Oof

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Ugly

rude and objectively false

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fucking hell those legs are great
someday

gangly and flat

Lol yeah definitely know those pics. She just needs a bit of touch up for it but yeah still bust one too her farely often

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>I took this

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I know the feeling...

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No I did

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Real? Never seen this.

Are you a bit mad?

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I think it's impossible to be that tall without having great legs, tbh

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would LIVE on all fours for her just to sniff them once a day

I-I-I-I know I-I'm n-n-n-n-not worthy o-o-of her...

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I do my best to keep up in this fast paced, asstastic jungle we call life

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Not true!

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KEK

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POST MORE RIHANNA AND KYLIE JENNER
RIHANNA IS ONE SMOKING HOT ISLANDER

Hmm, I dunno if I know that one ..

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urges rising

Octouples and I release nudes of Sasha Grey

>03:32 here
FUCK. My circadian rhythm is devastated.
Night fwends ^_^

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frig off you Maori loving shitsipper

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just a huge sub

S W E A T Y

I love ASR, but that shop is too good not to post, whenever I'm posting Karlie

You were posting some pretty fucked up stuff last night, stutterbro

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I worry about you a bot Chaddy

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How do I get to the fast paced, asstastic jungle from here? Do you know?

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so tight and firm

Get some sleep riri poster, there will always be another thread when you wake up!

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and...
zip*

Night

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yeah it's great. I saved it.
wut
I knew that was you. I could feel it in mah bones. & it's pretty easy really. go down to mlkjr Blvd, flip a bitch (u-turn), drive 50.4 miles in the opposite direction and take the first left passed the 4 way intersection.

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Same here, I've never really had a foot thing though. If anyone could change that it would probably be Daisy

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Cause I see you lewd so rarely the past weeks and I just hope nothing is bothering you
You just changed how you speak the last few months
Just don't want you to feel bad or anything

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delet

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oh well I have a huge foot thing

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not even for green dress jedi

please dont stop

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youre a saint
more please

TAKE THIS AUTISM TO /SOC/ YOU LONELY RETARDS, YOU WONT BE BOTHERED THERE

>fb/ig fap
>left/right?
>wwyd
>im stroking so hard, this isn't gay right?
im fapping
>got any bikini? i like to touch my penis to pictures of girls in bikinis, so every single facebook fap thread is full of me asking "bikini?"
>post feet, oh god I love feet so much, I'm such a creepy fucking cringelord
stroking
>my dick is SOOOO hard rn but im not a faggot ok
>nudes?
>i'm fappin hard
i would fuck her ass an cum on her face
>stroking
>ill fap for you user
>ig? i wish i had social media friends of my own, im so fucking lonely
im going to cum
>HNNNNNNNG I'M EDGING MY COCK BUT IM TOTALLY HETERO
>I want to watch you jerk off onto her picture but I'm not gay, that's gay, fuck off faggot, please jerk off to her for me, I'm so lonely
I'm diamonds
>im gonna blow my load all over my stomach
>im fapping so hard, but I ain't no faggot bro, but yeah i'll tell you how im touching me penis to her
>stroking so hard right now, are you stroking? not that I'm gay, jerking off with you is gay, but I'm not gay, but are you jerking off?
jets jerk together on kik, im so fucking lonely bro, imagine what it would be like to talk to a girl
>ill stroke to her
>im jerking off bro
oozing precum for her bro
im touching my penis
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG IM SO HARD AND JERKING OFF FOR HER HNNNNG BUT IM NOT A FAGGOT IM NOT GAY NO NO NO NO
>lets jerk together to social media pics, it's not gay at all
so lonely, so horny, im not gay, please touch your dick, I'M NOT GAY
>please respond
>fb fap is all i have

How hopeless do your chances with women have to be before "jerking off to fb/ig pics of girls who won't talk to you" becomes your best option?
Seriously you lonely, bedroom-bound incel spergs. These threads are sad as fuck.

TAKE THIS AUTISM TO /SOC/ YOU LONELY RETARDS, YOU WONT BE BOTHERED THERE.

Seems simple enough, I'll be right over.

Does she actually consciously pick out skirts that are far too small to hide her bum? I hope she does.

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I've rarely (if ever) lewded in the threads though. nothing is bothering me. I appreciate your concern though but I'm all good. really.

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god damn

The knee-high boots really complete it too, they melt me

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soon

Well I do remember you not being able to get enough of feet

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Yeah, she has a couple leaks out, no full tits yet though. Makes me miss those Hayley edging days from a few years ago on these threads

soon what?

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Somebody call the wildlife park. One of their giraffes is running loose.

I have a huge foot LONG thing.
Ba dum tiss.

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Oh

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Stretch before exercising

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show me

lili time

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worst lili

. .. . .. .

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After, too.

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sounds good. I throw some fish sticks and tater tots in the oven. should be done or near done by the time you arrive.
yeah I did go through a pretty gnarly foot phase. that much is true. but even then, I never really was lewd about it or them. I still very much like feet but I was able to dial it back a bit before it became an all out addiction and I was breaking into chicks houses to steal dirty socks to put in my mouth during fap tiem

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god damnit user

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I-I-I know a-a-a-a w-w-w-woman this b-b-b-beautiful d-d-d-deserves a-a-a real m-m-man...

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>implying that would be a bad thing
So you judge me for it? FeelsBadMan

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I do NOT judge you or anyone for that or anything & you damn well know it.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

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What *didn't* happen, that's the real question.

Let's get this party started.

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Definitely. Stretch everyday in fact, no matter if you exercise, it's very beneficial.

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uh oh

I-I-I th-th-think I k-k-k-k-k-keep d-d-d-d-disappointing her... B-B-But I-I-I see n-n-no reason t-t-t-t-to hide m-m-my fears and p-p-phobias...

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>I was breaking into chicks houses to steal dirty socks to put in my mouth during fap tiem

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I do know that

Oh and I read in the archives what you said 4 days ago. I didn't notice that...

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an elevator cant break it can only become stairs

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I w-w-w-wish for h-her s-sake I-I w-w-w-was a r-real m-m-man...

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you like tartar sauce? what about honey mustard? oh and do you like your tots with lots, medium, little or no salt? I hope cherry kool-aid will suffice. I have orange as well if cherry doesn't do it for you.

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> I was breaking into chicks houses to steal dirty socks to put in my mouth

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Reading comprehension isn't your strength, is it?

S-S-She'll g-g-g-g-get over i-i-it... W-Won't sh-she...

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context, nigger. I said I had to cool it with the feet faps before I ended UP breaking into houses. lol

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I-I-I c-c-can always s-s-s-s-say a-a-a-as an excuse s-s-some of i-i-it i-is h-her fault... B-B-B-B-B-Because sh-sh-she tries t-t-t-t-to be m-m-m-mean to m-m-me...

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Did you mean an escalator?
I saw an escalator with blood all over it once. Smeared all over it, top to bottom. Never found out how or why. Never went back to that shop, either.

I'm not picky with my sauces, but I like to keep the salt levels as low as possible. If you please.

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I bet Lili likes Mitch too. she strikes me as a really chill person and the type to like Mitch. kind of like the owner of Pringles

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you're kinda nutty stutteranon

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Shove it in her ass.

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>and I was breaking into chicks houses stealing dirty socks to put in my mouth during fap time

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ew

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Ok I better leave before I get too upset...

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I have a guess for how
she does seem very laid back

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kek I didn't even notice he had said elevator and not escalator. that's too funny. but it's a Mitch Hedburg joke. Rice is great when you're hungry and want two thousand of something

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wait, what did it say? from 4 days ago or whatever? didn't mean to give you the cold shoulder. was thinking about Mitch Hedburg and got distracted.
yeah she really does. I like her quite a bit. she's about to get her own folder u dig

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hah it's kinda funny cmon

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Right, I see. I don't really know anything about American comedy, so you'll have to forgive my ignorance.
I suppose it's true, tho.

I have a few guesses.

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thats not the sock guy

hope I can help
hi kate user :)
my guess is someone fell down it while it went up

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oh, well it still made me laugh really hard

Hey you. Feeling better I hope

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still weary but no barf so Im a million times better than past couple days thanks

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Best redhead 2019

Who are they?

Camila Mendes (the feet) and Madelaine Petsch

maybe for autistic discord pajeets

...

Thank you, friend.