Any current militaryfags that browse Yea Forums?

Is he crushing her before eating her?

Rah

Better change those fuckin socks, boy.

Fuck off boot

Active here

I got my DD214 in 1989 and I am jacking off to FB right now.

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What branch? And where deployed to if active?

PACOM fag here.

Navy, got back off cruise December of 17 from the gulf

Have you killed any kids since?

I'm currently at a school at Bragg. 8 yrs in. Been on Yea Forums since '08

And also I have killed kids but only because their parents were using them as human shields. The vast majority of the army never does anything like that though.

sad.

religion of peace BTW

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yeah but they had it coming

The always do

Most definitely laughing in DD214

Being in the military hasn't been admirable since WW2. But if you're no good at anything else...

i'm a marine........ but im a POG too

What's a facebook?

What a fag.

Coming from the guy who still lives with his parents.

Only a marine could dress so sloppily. I'll send you a box of Crayons as a snack.

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Booty booty booty Booty booty booty everywhere.

Fucking scum. Fix yourself

Submariner here.
Can confirm.
Stupid enough to get locked in worlds biggest diddlydo
Locked away underwater to keep us from child eating.
Spoiler: we jizz in socks and eat them to say we kill/eat kids
Fact: we're all gay
Fact: we're all better than the crayola chompers who's only talent is to pewpew.
Real sharpshooters are an exception.
Spoiler: you fart on a submarine, the gas is forever circulated until the whole sub smells,like asshole, always. Layers of shit eventually cover everything.
Fact: we grow beards underway just to rip them off. We need something to feel.
Fiction: we have lights turned on underway. We actually play assgrab in the dark to get around. Cocks constantly mistaken for tools, blankets, food, pens, towels, diesel engines, steam generator chemistry samples, etc
Fact: we dont stand watch. We wake up, eat, clean for time for 9 hours, shower, jump in an oily bilge right after, then all share the same rack. Captain gets dibs in top.
Fact: we all dip. We mix dip with food, coffee, other dip, dick, children, jizzsocks, etc. It's actually the only nutrients we get other than 99999% D.D. of Vitamin D
Fiction: we have torpedos
Fact: we shoot last deployments jizz socks at our enemy via torpedo tubes. More damage, both physical and moral.

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Is the military taking a cut of your welfare again buddy?

Fucking KEK man. Gotta send this to a crayon eating asshole I know.

yeah

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Bring back the Draft

Keep moving, privates

how do people even know i called my wife a bitch. I said that because she was cheating on me. and her best friend told me. eveyrbody knew

Same shit happened to me man. Girlfriend cheated on me and like 15 people knew but they didn't tell me, some fuckin friends they are

Submariner here.
Fact: we're psychic as fuck
Fact: we only use this to project images of peeners into others minds
Fact: i have no idea what the dicks you're going on about, but fuck that bitch.
Fiction: 160 men go down on a sub, 80 couples come up
Fact: 160 men go down on a sub, 1 giant orgy comes up
Fact: women serve on submarines
Fact: women only have the mental fortitude to last their first deployment before they grow a peenie out of sheer willpower to join the real ranks