Saw a dwarf in the mall yesterday. Are they dangerous?
Saw a dwarf in the mall yesterday. Are they dangerous?
Angel Reyes
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Ethan Miller
Did you try kicking it?
Carson King
next time you see him, chop of his cock. everyone knows dwarf cocks are magic
Nathaniel Anderson
Pat their heads. It's good luck
Jason Kelly
Of course they are.
They have a direct line of sight to your crotch, after all.
Jayden Foster
FUCK YOU
Leo Mitchell
Very, they are mischievous creatures lured only by their greed for gold. Should you encounter one kick it and ask where his pot of lucky charms is.
Nicholas Cox
hard to find a dwarf cock dealer these days
Grayson Ramirez
Little wee ditty
Carson Watson
only during mating season.
Elijah Morris
can joke, but I'm pretty sure a dwarf woman tried to bite off my cock once. There is clearly some kind of cock magic among the little people, but whatever it is goes both ways.
Robert Jones
DWARVES IS A GATEWAY FETISH
Caleb Butler
lots in china town
thats why you gotta get em before they get you. every ones out to make a buck. you just gotta be quicker thats all
Jordan Sullivan
YES extremely they crab your cock, and chant their dwarfen magic at your balls.
Sebastian Campbell
I have a cousin that’s a dwarf, can confirm that they are dangerous. Especially when consuming alcohol.
Adrian Moore
There's an old lady dwarf at my company. She has a kid because some executive got drunk and wanted to fuck a dwarf at a Christmas party back in the 80's.
So yes, they're dangerous as fuck.
Colton Bennett
Can confirm
Wyatt Bailey
only if provoked
Noah Gonzalez
Legend Tells of their vast treasures. Sometimes they keep gold coins inside the belts of their shoes and these coins will drop out when they are chased or held upside down and shook vigorously.
A warning! do not approach them in groups, though small their numbers can multiply quickly and they will guard their coins zealously
Carter Cooper
its horrifying.
litlle albert fish praying bastards
Jace Perez
LOL
I was playing MGS & thinking over of the strategic advantage to using midgets in the field
Samuel Garcia
>be me
>in shop to buy sandwich cos lunch time.
>just browsing breaded delacacies when I hear "help help"
>look over, Es dwarf fellow
>"can you get that for me?" points to top shell, Es vodka
>me hands dwarf fellow vodka
Didn't wanna make the forest folk angry by denying them their liquor.
Carter Allen
sounds something like this differs between their guilds.
vocaroo.com
Hudson Torres
>midget detected
Jaxon Wood
>FUCK YOU
don't yell your voice is way too high
Jaxon Scott
If you are gonna troll, try to be good at it lol :).
Jaxon Jones
only about as half as dangerous as a normal person.
make even better potions than the albinos though.
Jose Lewis
There used to be a dwarf that came into our local pub. After a few beers and talking to him you forget he's a dwarf, then you look over at him and realize he's a dwarf again when he has to belay down from the barstool to go take a piss. They are magical, true masters of illusion methinks.
Asher Flores
A little
Hudson Baker
Christopher Nelson
Huh hahahahhaa
Landon Perez
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Logan Johnson
Dangerous: No,
But they are mean little buggers.
Adrian Ward
Holy fuck I can‘t stop loling
Thanks faggots, I needed that
Thomas Martin
only over short distances
Nathan White
Dwarf is another word for evil.
Hudson Clark
Only if you have pointed ears
Joseph King
Dwarves are a myth, like eskimos.
Isaac Gutierrez
Depends. Was it a giant dwarf like Eitri?
Luke Bennett
Did you try the darknet?
Matthew Brown
>tfw no midget gf
Joshua Lewis
if they touch you, you become one
Juan Gutierrez
Has anyone talked about dwarf cock yet? Shit is magic
Colton Barnes
Carson Adams
How about the midgnet
Joseph Perez
Thomas Rodriguez
Only when wielding an ax.
Or sober.
Or drunk.
Or in a party with an elf.
Lincoln Brown
+10 internets to everyone in here.
Austin Cox
Only when you call them People McNuggets
Evan Evans
i didn't know jews are dwarves
Gavin Price
Be careful user, they are known to hang on groups of 7, usually carrying either mining equipment or heavy equipment for their forges
Dominic Smith
Would rather be a midget. At least their bodies are proportionate.
Dylan Brooks
I went to school with one, he ended up in one of my math classes. The school had to buy him a specially made desk to sit in since he had abnormally wide hips. His eyesight was so bad even with dr evil goggles he was always in the front row. For whatever reason I guess the chair had no grip, so he'd always slide down into it, eventually subconsciously he would wiggle in the chair to re-adjust himself every once in awhile. This amused the class so much that whenever he'd wiggle his wide hips we'd all do the same. The teachers face when the entire class suddenly started wiggling in their seat for no apparent reason is one of my most precious memories. I heard he overdosed a few years later, so he's dead now.