Femanon here Yea Forums rate my pussy 1-10!

ROASTED

3 too outie and unshaven
Probably a 5 shaven

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If you’ve gone down on a girl you realise why they should be rejected if they don’t shave, and in general when you fuck them it’s better.

bout tree fiddy

fake and gay, sage

not enough outie for me
my ex was hairy and i loved every second of it

You earned a star

eh, that's a 7
also, timestamp or fake and gay

TITS or GTFO, the choice is yours

not only is this fake and gay, this thread proves men are too retarded to rate shit
5 means average. that busted ass pussy is definitely not above average

7 cuz need more hair cunt

is it 26 years old? cause that's how old it looks

Thanks, Satan.

6

A young, pure, virginal teenage girl will have a discrete, slight protrusion of labia, sometimes nothing more than a slit.
After a plethora of penises parading proudly and pounding her pudendum, the labia will have stretched to disgusting proportions, and the whore's cunt will now resemble roast beef. Hence, "roastie".

Everybody knows that vaginas stretch, and do so in direct proportion to the number of penises that have been inside them.

>but muh babyhead

Haha, sure, at first it makes sense that a woman who's pushed a fucking baby's head through the love canal would be stretchier than the 16yo hs whore who's already banged the entire football team... but ever notice how sometimes it's just not the case?

Mother of 3, married to the same man for 20 years, when she finally gets divorced and you're the first guy she's fucked since her husband, has the kaganal strength of a steel trap? That's because she's only had one penis.

Yes, vaginal birth causes temporary stretching (and sometimes tearing, which will heel) but if she's only ever had one penis in her (inb4 only faggots care) the temporary stretch will return her vag to pre-baby levels.

This is due to the enzymatic interactions between her skin and her husband's skin.

But what happens when a grill - babbies or no babbies - takes multiple cocks? The enzymatic reactions between her and EACH partner will PERMANENTLY damage, stretch, and expand the vaginal walls AND the inner and outer labia.

And no, condoms will NOT prevent this, as there is always skin contact at the groin area. It is the reaction between the male's skin and her own (sometimes via her own vaginal fluids) that causes the stretching to become permanent.

So, when my friend once said, "I fucked this girl who had 2 kids, but she was tighter than this one other girl I fucked," I explained all this to him and it made perfect sense.

Okay, so now you know why there are even size queens in the first place.

You're fucking welcome.

Late twenties :)

This makes so much sense. I always wondered how roasties happened.

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Only part about that that wasn't BS was that a mother-of-three could have a tighter pussy then our teen.

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it's stupid user.
taking a penis during 20 years every day you're tight
take 3 different penis one time each and you have a roastie
comon stupid man

Looks like a poorly packed kebab, 4/10

7/10

Not hairy enough

Smells like fresh fish don't you?

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user please, you're rude

I mean... did you just not read it? Did you just skip over the explanation? Or is your reading comprehension just that fucked?

I mean, can we get some tits too?

So if the explanation posted is BS, then what's your explanation?

4

4 now 6 if hair is removed.

>faggots who start sentences with "i mean"
>learn to english

dubs

also that is one unit of pussy.

Here's full clit and one tit. :)

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What do you mean babe, explain please?

>Speaks only 1 language.
>Criticizes peoples use of said language.

op got dubs. and that was a pussy. i just stated facts.

I mean, what do you mean "unit of a pussy"

wrong paco! I speak google translate, css and SQL

Genetics dumbass. He literally posted a meme answer, how new are you? In high school I've been with virgins with outies and then later on in life I ment women outies who have had many partners.

7.42

>This is due to the enzymatic interactions between her skin and her husband's skin.
lol

u·nit
/ˈyo͞onət/
noun
1.
an individual thing or person regarded as single and complete but which can also form an individual component of a larger or more complex whole.

i meant literally. one, single, unit, item, object

Sick shit post +1

You're saying it's a pussy. Gee golly, thanks!

Tit is just a shade bigger than I like, but still fairly nice. Also, I have no idea if this is actually OP or stolen nudes.

what the fuck else would one unit of pussy mean?

>assumes i only speak one language
mdr

Virgin detected

nigger/10

>this is what idiots actually believe

No timestamp ever provided
all faggots baited

Idk maybe that's one big pussy or something?

>unit literally only means singular entity
Found the boomer!

thxfam. It was for you.

lol

Your native language is a tongue of faggs

>no tits with timestamp
OP is a larping faggot

I'd nibble that clit till you scream

looks used
solid 3/10

Lmfao

>Got damm lockness

Guy's your slang is going over my head??? What :D ????

7

10/10

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9 me like that kind of pussy

>red
Very Horny/10

why? :)

So rating is.....hello :-* ????

8.5

Give it an 8.

Moral of story apparently we like innies

can you post one pic of your ass with one hand spreading it?

Devilish trips of truth

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Rate the butthole

9/10 :) can I see more of your ass?

4/10 below average pussy, sry op

7 at least you aren't obese and it looks normal. You should shave tho

9/10
I'm sure there could be better but its obviously above average.

Just don't be one of those dumb girls who dates a sociopath, gets knocked up, gets tricked into aborting the kid, and then gets dumped and becomes a feminist. If a man doesn't want your kid to be born, use that against him in court.

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Can you post more :) I'd like to see the curves of your booty

You dropped this

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Explain???

Post more femanon. pls

there better be a sharpie in pooper real quick

This goes beyond bait. It is just chumming.

It's a vagina, what else is there to say? If I'm inside it then I can really rate it on tightness/wetness. Otherwise it's just some flaps of skin on my screen.

kek

He dropped the check, check it;
checked

I confirm and check. Also check for op

where's OP?

Asking anons to rate females is like taking Alex Jones to a contemporary/postmodern art gallery and asking him his thoughts.

7
would fuck and eat

it is definitely a pussy

I bet he would have some interesting opinions tbh

Whats ur snap?

I'm gonna need more examples before I can rate