Impressive webm thread

move

why u calling her a thot?

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I hope yo u aren't making fun of her. She is dancing.

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idk why you don't think its impressive

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k-k-k-k-k-kekkkkk

No shes not and yes I am.

jerk, Imma tell ocasio to beat you up.

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Normies are actually no cruel. Why have they put her center stage for the specific reason that she is a dwarf. So that they can look good.

or maybe she is the star

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that boy will punch some ass someday

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nigga the fuck does that even mean

what do you want it to mean?

nice reflex

about as impressive as hitting a punching bag.

This guy is like some kind of ninja

just pause at 9sec

that backroll

fake and gay

WHAT THE FUCK

Where is your God now?

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There is no God now... he is dead.
There is only this.

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Never thought I could see 2 cute make out and get disgusted. Impressive.

I need a break down Joe. Are those prosthetics and naturally grown gazelle legs?

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Does she breathe? If Yes, then she's a Thot.

fuck I thought that roast was a microdick for a second, disappointed now

wat?

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give him a medal. If that was my wife and kids, I'd be forced to admit he made the right choice.

Let's get this lame ass thread rolling.

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Mfw I'm listening to play that funky music white boy and open this webm. Shits in snyc

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>)

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get out

Oh yea, thread topic was webms.

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Always blown away by this one. Dude's reaction time and selflessness is on point.

No U

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Link to full video please.

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Not impressed

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die

amazing toe strength

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America's finest

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Then commit suicide, oops, not a mental illness

Nice

more like 6 - 7.5

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is this the jet powered bullet?

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Nigga done fucked up

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She over-rotated, not impressive.

Don't be mad that a tranny has a bigger dick than you faggot.

this guy dark souls

It's called gyrojet - an experimental type of bullet which indeed is a little rocket. Was developed in the 80ies somewhere but rejected because too technical problems. Came out of the golden age of experimental weapons like the G11.

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Gyrojet pistol

youtube.com/watch?v=VdW8Trh_MGg

They made a carbine version too

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>Impressive.

Omg kill this disgusting thing please please please just kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it

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Well shit, I just cam

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This is what happens when a retarded garden decoration becomes sentient and leaves neverland ranch. Be gone, vile creature

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>virgin reporter vs chad Russian protestor

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sauce to the song

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Heyy! he was behind of this..!

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shieeet

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one of the most impressive woman i know

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you think it would just keep spinning forever if nothing stopped it?

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Sometimes i love my country

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wat
this ain't even hard, and she doesn't do it very well

Since it is surrounded by athmosphere no, because every collision with any particle - and even if it may only be gasses will slow it.
In perfect vacuum this is another story.

"perfect vacuum"
It doesn't exist naturally

Babarian space program

i need the link to the video of this cutie

Ach kleiner Bernd, wenn du nur wüsstest wie toll es doch eigentlich hier ist. Wir haben weltweit einen der höchsten Lebensstandards, massiven Reichtum und sonst läufts irgendwie auch. Nicht alles ist perfekt, aber mir fällt kein Land ein in dem ich lieber leben würde.

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Well as far as astronomers suggest at this point the depth's of the universe are pretty empty except for the direct surrounding are of stars.
On the other hand we don't really know a lot about those places, but chances are - those places are close enought to perfect vaccum.

well im impressed

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This wemb break my sould

nope because there is an atmosphere on the ISS. Sooner than later, the air friction would stop it from spinning.

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Over rotated. 6.5. Russian judge 3.0

wrong post lol

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Was expecting scat to be honest

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>b-but ... user ... it's not where it goes

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Who is this woman, user?

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you think this is easy?

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The dude does all the job, I could do it if I did it with the same guy

Please don't give faggots like him attention. He's part of the reason why our front pages is at all times crowded with 5-10 facebook/instagram/pics_you_shouldn't/wouldn't/couldn't/shouldn't_have and however all those variations of cancer are called.

And he's probably jacking off to your reply right now aswell.

hey, I recognize that gay blowjob

So you're saying he should kill himself?

She is a bjj champ

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I don't jerk off

Colonization

Stop posting all those generic fully clothed pictures of medicore chicks doing regular every day bullshit would help a great deal.
And keeping all the other porn in one (1) thread instead maintaining several simultanously.

I'm not the poster, you massive bellend faggot

and then you go outside

Cgi glitch

holly cow. let me just wait at the bottom. you can drop the ice cream sandwiches into my mouth.

lmao, its not mediocre. I bet you can't even touch your toes. I can't and I think its impressive.

sauce? is that for real?

well... good. pretty good.

Slapboxing, niggers do it too.

3/10

>i want 'em real thick and juicy
>so find that juicy double

hmmm whatcha saaayyy

On today's Yea Forums, if all porn we're to be in a single thread, there wouldn't be much left. This board is dead.

im guessing it has smooth bore barrel. rifling would interfere with the gyrojet bullet.

Kuzco? I think there was an issue in changing him back from a llama.

chink in the middle wearing red shorts and black top... is fap material.

Shit - i'm not even asking to mix gay, furry and whatever else porn. Those can easily be cathegorized, and most the degenerates know their place and stay in their threads. My problem is with literal hundrets of genertic normie porn threads which often like above spill into other threads. Like them creating three trillion threads aint enought, no - they must also spread their mental illness in other threads.
Not even furries in their worst time were this obnoxious.

she does the same thing on the toilet.

non-american plates...

You obviously have never been involved in lifting a partner.

Are you suggesting my tagging aint correct?

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Damn it, I lost.

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He's done this before

she is hopeless.

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5 times through and I'm still not sure if I'm aroused or repulsed.

Let's view once more....

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well, fuck a duck

poor kitty

Chinese lunch fucked Chinese dinner to death

Damn

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Not today mr. Darwin, not today!

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This fucking guy!
Oh to be as cool as him in a crisis... we salute you

".. a well regulated militia"

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At least one person takes leg day seriously.

That's how you do it
Open your throat and pour. Takes a bit of practice, but easy once you can

Silly man, magazines don't go in there

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He's gay
You can tell by the gay lisp affectation
And by the fact that I fucked him.
But mainly the lisp thing

i have alredy see this gay blowjob

That dude is so getting birdshit on his head. I love that look of betrayal. That was my nut, how could you

sauc pls

WTF did I just watch?

say what!??

Saved

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Good job user actually held my breath for a sec

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I have mine better trained

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Damned impressive suspension, probably costs cubic money and needs a dedicated engineer to keep it running.
German stuff is awesome, until you've got to fix or maintain it....

Ok? What tf?

I need the rest of this video NOW!!! This is a fap emergency!

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Would marry

Heroic dog climbs burning building to bite a baby.

Sorry user I just got it off of a porn webm thread a few months back

Thank you for the info user. You have alerted me that this exists and for that I thank you. This is the porn I never knew I needed.

The diabeetus type 2 took both her legs and she waited til then to start doing physical exercise...in the form of dancing slowly...

Shutter speed glitch, impressive

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I can do this too. Thought once I tried and landed on my neck. Also landed on my spine when my feet slipped trying a gainer.

More?

What a fucking GOAT.

Burn the coal, you pay the toll.

Gonna need sauce

fake

sauce plz, i need to hear that horse neigh

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Excuse me sir , my chicken nugget is still moving....

Holy fuck, my sides

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i played this in reverse and fuckin died

maybe she had surgery or fucked up her arms and is doing PT my dude, what kinda tard cares what others do at the gym

In the jungle.. the mighty jungle

She looks like her spirit animal is an anaconda.

I always knew 40k will be the future

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That Good Boy is a Mother Fucking Champ.

Well played, user-kun.

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Quite literally

I think he just filmed her because he finds her visually pleasing.

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biglol

literally easier to step over than to go around her
fucking christ

Did she cum?

That isn't a shutter speed glitch

Would have been epic if she would have done that and then started sucking his dick.

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i feel like I just watched a scene from a Jerry Springer Episode

>until exploded

Perhaps the duck's orgasm imploded

freaking both of them that is unreal

fuck me

arrested for touching kids

Dude, are you mad we're not impressed by your crush? Its really simple shit she's doing.

Sauce?

Proof that Russia is nothing but retarded neanderthals

Well, that's better but still pretty lame because (a) she only has to fight girls and (b) BJJ is gay.

yea the jets on the bullet are shaped for spin

SECONDED holy fuck... I wouldn't let her leave a fuck session until I KNEW she was pregnant damn

thats some total recall shit

dubs

thank you Yea Forums i will over use this

THIRDED

Holy shit! You see the way he came apart, man?

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hahahah those aren't american plates you dumb gook

i cant stop watching, this woman's confidence is infectious. someone dos tiny chan and let her know she has been replaced in my heart.

he is dead anyway, might as well go happy

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Me too.

I don't feel bad about the size of my dick watching this. I think I watch too much porn.

Is he fucking holding his gun with his belly

It's so frightening knowing the people in these videos own guns. I can't think of anyone worse to be owning firearms.

Enjoy your tinnitus

Anyone know what they are watching?

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That file name. Top kek.

Voracious episode 9

Where does the fucking snake come from at the end?

Isn't that what Kahn put in Checkov's ear?

i know what you mean dude. I feel the same. Her name insta is lilmissross7

It's piss porn. Unless that's your thing, it's rather disappointing.

kek!

Hi user!

I found this. There are 2 more videos from this set. I hope you can find the full movie with this. I'm also searching. :P

xvideos.com/video10208143/big_ass_nuns_wam_rimjob

greetings

Thanks!! ;)

clip.

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manta ray

That's some NFL breeding material right there.

petition to create a botfly genophage

Under the motorcycle(?) buddy's dicking around with - maybe the whole thing was his friend's counterprank?