Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Thoughts on male beards? Particularly on brown males (Indian, paki, etc)

Women are genetically weaker than men, so they have better developed brains.
Yes.
If you have feelings for her, either tell her, or don't be friends with her.

>better developed brains

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No problem

That's a little gay. I dont like to assert dominance. That's a man's job

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> better developed brains

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Dont really listen to Radiohead

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not the one who asked but could you repeat the last part via text? becuse i didn't get it sorry :(

What would you like to change about yourself,
a) physically
b) mentally?

What's your worst sexual experience?

I guess maybe I did not clarify enough, so men* have better developed brains.

Yeah probably, you guys dont hold grudges for like 25 years

Basically I just said if they're yelling at you in a fatherly sense then it's kinda accurate.

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What are some of the ways a man can assert dominance?

What, I thought this was guys asking girls? I'm a girl.

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Borderline personality disorder

how do you present the idea of friends with benefits to a girl?

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Being kinda protective. Also praise, take on harder tasks

is there any chance for me to find a manly girl that would want to be the active one? or should I just give up and try to change my ways?

Do you like anything up your butt?

The first time I almost got laid was in the back of my car and we had been making out for 20 mins and I was hard at first but eventually lost it as we kept making out and i got less and less amused. Then out of no where she told me to take out my dick and fuck her but at this point I couldnt get hard again. Do you believe that a guy needs to have a certain level on attraction to the women to actually have sex?

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Anyone in your life you want(if you had to) to murder? How'd you do it? (Gruesome details appreciated).

Ew no not at all.

People treat us like crap for being alive.

Never have but that sounds cute.

Ask a mutual friend if you can. But if you shoot your shot now, she may want to end the friendship entirely if she feels like you're just orbiting.

I like beards.

Ask how she feels about fwb in general, would she do it, why/why not, your experience with it.

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If you had to change one thing about what most men think about women?

No. I've never been yelled at by my parents, my parents never yelled at each other. Problems have to be resolved in a calm and rational manner - otherwise I start despising that person, no matter who he/she is to me. I never yell as well.
Perhaps some have this attraction, but not all.

Many women spend lots of their time grooming, putting on makeup/doing hair, picking clothes. As there is a limited amount of free time in the day and as girls start doing this quite early, they are often unable to develop proper intellectual skills (I know this sounds edgy) to control their emotions which are more severe than those of men (hormones can pay a role in that - out of four weeks one is spent in PMS and another - bleeding, so half of the time the chemical state of the brain is somewhat distorted from 'base' level. I have to consciously think about it every time. It's fascinating really how you can feel intense sadness or annoyance without any external or mental stimulus).

There are plenty of couples like that. And several dominance types - ranging from physical to psychological. She doesn't have to look like a man to be dominant - and if you are a particular non-dominant type, it's likely you'll attract one. Just don't go for physical abusers - it doesn't turn out too well (seen that among my relatives).

>people treat us like crap for being alive
Is victimizing yourself a favorite pastime of yours?

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there are girls just like you user, they changed their ways from active to passive to fit in, but most of them stop acting like this when they commit on a relationship. some others openly behave like "the active one" but they might share some masculine traits, both physically and emotionally

Female myself, I'm treated like A PRINCESS on this fucking earth. Maybe stop being around blacks and you'll be treated way better than you can even treat other people.

Nope. I tried butt stuff for a long time. Never got better so I retired.

Well obviously. If you arent attracted enough to a chick you probably wont get hard

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That every interaction between sexes is a potentially hookup scenario.
I used to be very naive in this regard. At my school anybody could be friends with anybody, if you spent an hour with somebody playing table tennis or waiting for an event, it was not seen as opportunity to make obvious moves. All the couples that formed started with a clear invitation - for coffee, for a date, etc.
Then at uni I had multiple occasions where I talked to somebody - during breaks, after lectures; just banter or discussion about the subject - and this was seen as a move on my part, which led to vulgar messages out of nowhere or attempts to make moves.
Tl/dr if a chick talks to you about normal stuff, doesn't make suggestive remarks, doesn't initiate contact - don't assume she's out for the D. Suggest a date (can be for a coffee or a walk or whatever, doesn't have to be at a restaurant or cinema), don't go for the boob grab.

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Do you have any tattoos? Do you like them?

Do you linger at bus stations for pleasure?

>I don't like those huh sandniggers
>dates a spic

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Grew up with spics so I ended up with a spic. Not shocking

pics? not lewds, jus interested since youve talked so much about yourself. small chin, chubby arms, anti depressents, tattoes.

Lol alright then haha
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How'd you react to Bowie's death?

Do you find interest in other people?

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>bra size?
>coffee or no
>religious?
>hobbies?
>do you think people have a good opinion of you?

Yeah you pretty.

Do you find it easy to be fair?

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more pics. I wanna see you at a different angle. truthfully...i think you might be choosing a good side to flatter yourself.

Easy to be fair?
I feel like that's sort of an odd question

Like, do you think you would be able to be like a mediator or judge or in a jury or something?

Are you often consumed by envy?

Why can't every vagina get this wet. Does your pussy get this wet femanons?

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What do you think of his ding dong?

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How often do you force out big discharge loads while taking shits? Is it an every time thing, or just once in a while?

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Thanks user

Well I'm kind of awkward with selfies lol

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It's a dick. It doesnt impress me much

I'm disturbed by cleavage that goes up to the neck.
Why don't you lose weight? Not an angry question, I'm genuinely curious. I get disgusted with myself if I get an inch of fat on my stomach - I'm not anorexic (meaning I eat normal, I can have pizza nights weekly and sweets whenever I feel I need a boost), but I don't enjoy having too many wiggly parts either.

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bumping, I need answers

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Are you concerned with the impression you make?

What do you when you're bored and alone?

A shout out to 29 years old femanon who is always here!

People always wanna assume it's cum. These girls aren't getting cummed in anywhere near the time they shoot these vids, it's just solo scat. Guess some are just extra goopy

Who do you think has more balls, a suicide bomber or a fighter pilot or drone pilot? Why?

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Also another thing
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Is it weird when boys stare at your tits?

Actually, do you hate it when they stare?

sorry for OT: where can i see NZ video footage ?

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Hey that's me! Haha

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Is it selfish to be happy when there is so much suffering in the world?

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I saw it on liveleak

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Are you usually truthful to others? Do you think lying is a good way to keep people happy?

Are you unpredictable?

sounds... disgusting

Fuck you millennial faggot.

Tits are ALWAYS required.

This is bigger than you. This is Yea Forums.

You don't get to circumvent the rules!

Crazy is fucking insane in bed!

look down right now.

Is your dick currently embedded in one of her orifices?

There is your answer.

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Emotionally probably. One moment I can be hyper and excited then the next I feel miserable lol

Ok?

Cry harder

does she realy like him? also would you date an asian guy? youtube.com/watch?v=dY6-smEDyJY

How do I make my gf cum with my fingers?

Do you like to overhear people? What are some weird things you've overheard?

how do you usually "react" when you are orgasming? (leg shaking, blabbering, screaming?)

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experience with beta males?

Personally I think you need a dick for that

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Think of like a daddy role but without the “little girl uwu” stuff. It really depends on the girl though. Some girls like gentle dominance and other girls like hardcore dominance. But a good balance is being protective.

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What do you hate that you have no reason to hate?

Lol typical woman response.
The 20 minute makeout guy didn’t have a boner because he didn’t think she was hot, he lost it Bc for 20 minutes she wanted nothing else but to suck face and ignore his raging boner and let it go soft and then be surprised that after not getting puss and feeling rejected his dick wouldn’t get hard.

That's hard only because i feel everything I hate has a reason

What do you think is the most accurate representation of women orgasming in film?

Which ice cream flavor is disgusting?

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Because if you keep replying to fem anons like this you’ll never get them wet.

Cant even think of any movie in particular.

I dislike Caramel so any icecream with caramel.
Also vanilla is boring as fuck

What's a thing you own that you regret buying?

If you were single, how would you like a guy to approach you?

About what do you fantasize?

why do girls kiss guys' nipples, do girls like them or do they think it's pleasant for the guy

Pic related.
Theres nothing wrong with it but I dont use much colors when it comes to eyeshadows and I feel like it was a waste

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Gorgeous

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Well thanks user!

doggystyle or pronebone?

Forgot the pic

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what's the kinkiest thing you've ever tried

This

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I've had a 3some with 2 guys.
It wasnt fun

If you didn't have to do anything for a year what would you do? Or if your boyfriend didn't have to whatever.

is femanon elia? you kind of sound like her, pls come back to disc

Well would we still be getting money and shit?

Knowing us we would just lay around on our asses everyday lol

Nope I'm not her

how to be successful in tinder

have you ever posted nudes on Yea Forums?

Favorite memory of childhood?

What do you think of guys who post their exes' nudes on Yea Forums?

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What's the biggest crowd you've been a part of?

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tits or gtfo

If you had money to start a business, what business would you start?

What's an advice you'd give to your younger self?

Do you think parents only have kids so they'll have someone who'll take care of them in old age?

When do you think you lost your innocence?

Probably a barbeque resteraunt or a brewery

"Dont try so hard to be likeable. Just be yourself and love yourself"

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Probably when my first bf beat the shit out of me

That's pretty rough to hear, sorry about that

What do you think of this video?
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Do you like titty fucking or is it just cause the dude wants it

Eh I was a stupid teen. I learned from it.

She seems pretty stupid.

I get no pleasure from it but if it makes my man happy then its fine

you ever try anything sexual with another woman?

not really

not everyone, but i went through a lot of mental abuse. that will do it.

yes

in most cases girls will only think of their male friends as friends unless she already liked you in the first place

i prefer my bf with a beard or a little bit of stubble. he's puerto rican if it means anything.

you could just ask, but it's pretty easy to guess if the girl is up for that stuff or not by observation.

dicks, no but i'll do it sometimes. vibrators, sure.

why would you even want to have sex with someone you arent attracted to? that will always end badly

32C, no, no, i like movies and fashion and traveling which sounds generic as fuck but its deeper than that i guess, i think most people don't like me. ive been told by coworkers i seem very snooty but i just dont have any desire to talk to people often

Ummm, you're very hot ... your body is just fine ... those eyes ... Don't listen to anyone who criticizes. They just have bad taste.

Anna here.

To a degree.

I had a lot of rough stuff happen to me as a young woman, naturally it doesn’t help one’s psyche.

No, I’m submissive, I liked it when he was holding down mine.

Depends, you need to tell her how you feel and see.

Not my thing.

Ask her how the feels about the concept of it first, then go from there if she says she’s cool with the idea.

Well, you should strive to be a better man, but sure, in today’s society there are plenty of those types of women.

Yeah.

Depends on the man, everyone is different.

>36dd
>yes
>Catholic with Islam influence
>reading, drawing
>probably not

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Quit hanging around niggers.

Every woman is is different, I can get that wet, but I’ve been pretty hard up for the last couple of decades so...

Best Gore

That’s an existential question I’m not qualified to answer. I’m a bit of a nihilist, so I look at the glass half empty most of the time.

I’m from Generation X...

Moaning, whimpering, quivering, Head tilted back, eyes closed...

Nope.

Pic related

Because they’re cute and stimulating them should be pleasurable.

Either, missionary is the best imao.

Look decent, as in cleanly shaven, well dressed. Be funny but not snarky, no beta cringe like veganism, atheism, or antifa shit.

~Anna~

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A question for any femanons, I know everyone's different so I'm curious --

Have you ever cum from penetration during sex? How long does it usually, on average, take for you to cum?

Do girls/women have their own 'nod' like guys do?
A small innate gesture of some kind

I want do die. What is the best way to do it.

Cuming is a myth. Women dont cum, they always say they do but its not possible.

Yes! Those are the best for me, I can cum a few different ways, but the orgasms from penetration are amazing. It takes a moment to work up to that degree, probably five or so minutes.

Sure, just a nod or a smile.

I don’t like giving this information out user, I do t believe suicide is the answer, but having thoroughly researched it myself it seems that the fastest and most painless way is a strong barbiturate like Phenobarbital or Nembutal. Open the capsules into some grape juice to mask the taste, down a few shots of vodka and just go to sleep. That’s my plan anyway.

~Anna~

Ever plan on having sex again or you just giving it up forever?

Would you let a guy face fuck you till you puked and then him to keep face fucking you using the puke as lube?

Where the fuck is vchan? Fucking a
Her man probably like a cunt.

I think I’m giving it up...

Wtf man...

~Anna~

Why does vcan and annachan the only 2 bitches that ever post in here? Its always 100000 dicks and 2 fucking bitches. Wtf. Guys get your whoresmto contribute. I would but im a loser in my moms basement. This is the highlight of my day

Wtf is not the answer. Maybe uou should cut your clit off since you dont want to fuck people. Wtf?

Maybe i will live post me killing myself like anna told me too.

i reply but i dont sign my fucking post and nobody replies back lol

Sorry bf came home and i gave him a quickie

I just had sex, wtf?

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You vcah or anna?

You ever us vacaroo

Tits or gtfo

Hey I like talking about myself
>>bra size?
34DDD
>>coffee or no
No coffee, no tea, no caffeinated drinks, water 4 lyfe. And orange juice, I love orange juice
>>religious?
Nah, that would take too much effort
>>hobbies?
Drawing is my biggest one, baking and cooking, badminton, I'm also an avid fan of archaeology and physical anthropology and human evolution/phylogeny
>>do you think people have a good opinion of you?
I'd like to think so lol, people always tell me I'm cute and funny and bubbly, and yeah I'd like to think I'm an enjoyable person to be around

Last time you fucked? Sucked?

>34DDD
Proof needed.

Yeah im not a femanon, but either tell her how you feel or stop hanging out. Its fucking weak. Women are a waste of a guys time if they think you’re a great friend.

Fuck you, dicks or gtfo

Fuck bitches. never around when you're clinically depress but on you like flies on shit as soon as the GOOD TIMES start coming around.

They are BATS

Wanna suck my dick?

On a level of 1-10, how attracted am I to a girl if my mouth waters when I think of her pussy?

Pussy is disgusting. We shit out of it

Only if you like the feel of a big ass beard, faggot

And you never reply to shit. I cal your bs btich

same here, i feel boring

i post here sometimes when i'm bored and like other user said people rarely reply so it feels pointless

monday for both, i have a really bad cold right now so it would have been more recent if it weren't for that

Well here you go. Favorite place for a guy to cum, other then pussy? Shave, trim or wild style? Will you post tits? Do you use vocaroo? Favorite color? And how did you meet your current bf

Spit swllow or facial? Why?

How old? Do you like eating pasta?

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I went to go roll a spliff. Ask me questions.

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Prove your girls

Reply in vocaroo cause im lazy to read. Do you like facials and why

These threads, with their questions and answers, are pure cringe.

Nice tits! You single or with a bf

I see your not replying like the other chick.

Favorite color? Your age? What kind of car you got? And tell a secret no one IRL knows

Why dont you posts tits

Do any of you ever sing anything in here?

>no one replies to me so i never answer
>people reply
>doesnt answer

My bf came home and I'm exhausted.
Im currently on my period so I'm out of it.

I wish more femanons came around too

You're not even trying hard to pretend to be me.
You just posted vocaroos I already posted lol
Alright well I'm off for the day. See ya tomorrow probably

-vchan

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This is the only one who ever replies! Wtf?

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????

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You got a link to that discord?

You're impatient.

So do you watch porn? Ever made porn? Why lr why not

Let me rephrase this. Post a photo of your tits. Thank you

Yes i am. Do you like cum play

Fine

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I'll hang out a bit and then post my discord name and from there I'll send invites. My mods will yell at me if I just drop an invite in a thread, as it tends to let the riff-raff in
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1) not you
2)topless only

Would you ever post an audio of you moaning or masturbating here?

Nice, got any with no bra?

Will you post a pic ofmyour boobs?

in the mouth, i prefer to swallow cum honestly. shave most of the time. not today. my voice is very bad right now (sick, coughing, stuffy nose) so i prefer not. pink and green. long story, we met on tumblr like 5 or 6 years ago because i asked him about the differences in artificial academy and artificial academy 2. we were friends for awhile and we been together 3.5 years now, living together for 2 years.

swallow

21. i love all types of pasta.

how besides timestamp pic? i literally look like shit rn

i cant reply to every post super quick, and i literally just ate my dinner. you can ask anything you want though i really don't mind answering anything.

Alright. Sounds fair. Hope you guys don't get server banned by Papa Discord.

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Post a pic of your let boob and hold 3 fingers next to it

Either of you willing to do a song?

Too late i fapped. Hope your fiancie knows i cam to your seet voice

Do you let him cum on your face

I have a horrible singing voice but I am willing to try. I like to entertain.
I've managed to keep a pretty clean server without having to perma ban anyone, but what are servers getting banned for exactly?
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He's on a different continent than me currently but soon.jpg

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Do you do anal

My guy is lukewarm on the idea. I enjoy it. I'm a bit of a masochist.

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Mostly about the Christchurch thing, recently. Any vid or manifesto posting has caused servers to get banned.

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Really? Maybe it depends where the servers are hosted. It was posted the day of in my server. Also fuck you

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>let boob
left boob?

already answered this but im not really into it but i do it sometimes. i think it takes awhile to get used to and doing it rarely is the problem but anal is very time consuming to prepare for since i always do an enema beforehand.

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What happens to the female body when aroused?

Same general idea as the male body but with more lubrication and sensitive nipples

I meant bare boob but since i didnt specify you do win. If your feeling generous can you do a bare boob? Thank you

Do you like cum on dem titties?

Fuck me yourself, you coward!

Favorite position? What thing drives you nuts the most about guys?

Do you like deepthroating? Ever puke? How about face fucking

How much wood do you think a woodchuck would chuck if that woodchuck was capable of chucking wood?

Nice! Topless?

It me though

I don't take nudes, you never know who might have access to your camera and be looking so I can't point my phone at my naked body

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>picture posts upside down
Well ok

What's your opinion on men who can't get laid? (aka incels, but that's a loaded term these days)
What are your general thoughts about them?
What do you think they should do differently?

What lol

Nice

Do you like cum

You could just delete the photo right after taking it though. That way no one will see it but the anons you posted it to.

Time stamp or it didn’t happen

Fg

How'd you bruise your shoulder?

user, you're a fucking bore. Are you 15, or an adult that uses Yea Forums as an outlet for your autism?
I have puked, yes.
I enjoy my fiances penis in, on and around my body.
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a female friend of mine invited me over to her room at 12 am to drink. Both of us ended up getting drunk and she invited me to share her bed with her even though she had a second bed. Nothing happened since she was wasted and it seemed the right thing to do but now I'm having second thoughts.

I do not have in my possession the necessary tools for the job

Fuck you cunt. At least im not an attention whore posting in a thread asking people to ask questions. Your bf is probably a neckbeard and you sound like a hambeast. Peace cunt

Thank you for the thorough research on woodchucks. I learned something today.

Should fix that. Never know when you need to fuck someone.

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>posts in AMA thread
>someone asks anything
>belittles the person doing litterally what she asked

Sounds like you're in the middle of a forest. Where you at?

It's not an "answer politely" thread bro lol get a life

>beta white knights out in force

Hey can you say this please thnx

There once was a woman from Ealing, who had a particularly feeling. She lied on her back and then opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.

i feel like my boobs are small and uninteresting, eh.

i mean i guess i like cum anywhere but i prefer my mouth, face, pussy, and ass before tits.

depends on my mood. sometimes doggy sometimes missionary on the side of the bed. i like guys i can communicate well with. i've only met 2 dudes my whole life that i feel a good enough connection to, it's just rare to find people you click so great with. my current bf is obviously one of them, and my first ex from when i was 13/14 was the other. both latino weeaboos significantly older than me so i obviously have a thing there.

You here

>stay mad

Well your boobs are nice and very interesring! But its cool you dont wanna post. Id love to see but ill be nice

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>takes green text as being mad
Wtf happened to Yea Forums

Topless please. They are very interesting. Post and see

Nicee one Elon Musky...

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Rules 1 and 2 were broken and summer

What is your favorite anime femanon?

So anyone here?

wat

dudes say that about all boobs.

my bf was a 29 when he lost his virginity to me. i was 18 and a virgin too. i think it's special to be honest. you just need to find the right girl, just be yourself and take care of yourself and don't be afraid to talk to people you like.

im boring and rarely watch anime anymore but i guess evangelion or panty and stocking
im a weeb but more of a j-fashion, movie, and jav weeb.

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Glad to be of help! The article is actually a good read overall.
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I'm in my back yard so I don't plague my housemates by talking about all things semen

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Why ask questions to a species that makes no sense.

It depends on the genre. Hajime no ippo and black lagoon stick out though as notable. Trigun for nostalgia purposes.

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Thanks a lot. Have you considered becoming a therapist?
I would love to be friends with more women (and people in general), purely for the friendship, but it seems like I'm the only one putting effort into trying to be friends. I probably should just try to learn how to enjoy being alone.

Cyborg bodies when

You don't know who could be looking at you through your phone camera at any given time though, waiting for an incriminating moment. Even when I shower or change clothes I have to make sure my phone is covered, I could never take nudes, it's not as simple as taking a photo then deleting it unfortunately. OCD sucks

Only my boyfriend's :3c

Said boyfriend was biting me in the moment lol

Pic related, put on a different bra so it wouldn't be boring

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I really wouldn't have the stamina for it over all, but I do like to help friends and family by being a mediator where I can.
I am no good at making friends with women, even as a woman. It's sad to say but I attribute much of my success with male friends to my feminine charm. This frustration lead me to self imposed solitude, and while that doesn't mean I can relate fully with someone who feels completely alone I can still safely say that it's much more efficient to put your pieces back together alone rather than find someone to do it for you. Life is long and in the end you die alone, so treat yourself well.

How did you and your bf get together? With both of you being virgins, how awkward was the first time? Who initiated?

Absurdism is fun

wow youre really good at faking a girl voice

>have you met like all 3 billion..
Do you know that the word "hysteria" derives from the ancient greek work for vagina?
Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. Its because on average they are true.

answered that here:
i guess i initiated the first time we spoke, we were just friends for a while on skype, then we started video chatting and i guess stuff just happened. the first time we fucked was the first day we met each other irl. it was definitely awkward at first compared to now but not terrible, but nobodies first time is ever the best sex of their life.

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Say something nice about my favorite pokemon

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I'm sorry I skipped over this one so I could have better sound quality then forgot
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Would touch fluffy tail

nice pink hair, we match

What's your daily morning routine? Be detailed.
Here's mine for reference:
Alarm goes off at 6:45
Hit snooze until 7:30 or so
Stumble to the kitchen and make some coffee
Drink coffee and take a shit while browsing Yea Forums
Shower, and shave in the shower if i'm a bit scruffy
Throw on some clothes and hop in the car to head to work

on days i go to work:
wake up at 12:40pm
pee
eat cereal
shower/wash face
get dressed
put on mascara, deodorant, perfume
out the door at around 1:40pm and get to work around 2pm

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Some times I change my clothes if I need to. I wear the same pants every day since they'll get dirty anyways and wash them on the weekend.

ask me anything Yea Forumsois!

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Transformers arent girls user

>wake up at 12:40pm
What's your job that has such a crazy schedule? Do you keep the same sleep schedule on the weekends as well?

can you post a picture with a bigger resolution? also what does your butt look like? with visual aide.

Was your camera built in 1992?

you literally saved the thumbnail user lol, that's why there is an s at the end of the file name

retail. i work until 11pm, i usually work 40 hours a week but i called out sick today because i'm sick. i usually sleep longer on my days off, i stay up really late typically (3-6am depending how tired i am).

Breakfast, that's a good idea. Healthy way to start the day. I should probably try that.
The smoking probably counteracts it though.

Probably. If i don't eat I get jittery and clumsy and I end up shocking or burning myself later in the day.
I should quit smoking, but it's a small pleasure I don't feel like giving up right now.

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Also why do we feel the need to stagger alarms? I don't know why it helps me wake up to be woken up several times before hand but it sure pisses my fiancé off

I usually have nothing but coffee until lunch. But that usually ends up being about 4 or 5 cups of coffee. Sometimes I even skip lunch and just have a big dinner. I guess caffeine manages to be a substitute for nutrients, but I'm probably just slowly killing myself.

Soon...

Very good question. Probably just poor discipline on our part. I'm sure if I just set my alarm for 7:20 and got up on the first alarm, I'd be healthier and better rested each day. I just can't bring myself to do it.
I've honestly considered getting something like this to force me to get up, because I don't have the willpower to not hit the snooze button.
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Same tbh lmaaoo
Coffee is good but yeah, it dehydrates you so if you primarily get your liquids from it in the morning it's a vicious cycle.
Oatmeal is your friend. If you're fat, eat some fruit at least

That's some ingenuity right there. I like the coffee alarm clocks I've seen and some creative home made ones using arduino monstrosities, water guns, noxious gasses..
The best solution I've found is just going to bed early. Having enough time to make food is a plus

Also threads dead soon my discord is duckbringer #4609 to anyone who wants it

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Yeah, oatmeal is pretty good. All I've got to do is wake up at my first alarm, and I'd have plenty of time for it. Discipline is hard...

It fucking is. Look up overnight oats, or start making food the night before so you can just wake up and eat. I've gotten in cycles before where I enjoy waking up early just to sit and breathe. Hopefully we can both get our shit together.

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