Looks like I'm gonna be eating her ass tonight, fellas

Congratulations OP. That makes two of us getting lucky tonight

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>he licks buttholes
haha gayboy!

Have fun user. Eating ass is great. My gf will probably let me do it tonight since it is my bday and she knows I'm into anal and eating her ass.

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Fuck u and your xx

The xx is in every message. Obviously this is fake and op is talking to himself.

Enjoy m8 I just scan pof for recently divorced Seperated milfs trying to find them self's kek
Fucked four since the end of February all took it up the shitter meeting one tonight.
Most Women say they don't like there asshole eaten but trust me they do kek

Found the soyboy

Idk maybe it's me but sex talk always makes me fucking cringe. It's weird people actually find this shit sexy when it seems so shallow and cliche. Normal people are weird af

It's not normal, fucking lol. My wife and I never text like that. Just grab at eachother's crotch and/or start fake humping/moaning and get to it.

Total cringe, even without the xx

I feel you bro, its soooo fucking cringy

Perhaps you just need to try it before you knock it.

>i dont like it
>i wont ever try it
skanks gotta pick one, but 100% she enjoys it or wants to try it. shes lying. all women say and do this exact thing

It's just not for me i guess. Feels too fake and forced. I have a girlfriend anyway and she isnt into it. But bro who gives a fuck what im saying, if you and your girl like it and if it helps you score, then keep on marching

>what is Britain
Clueless Americans are the worst

> claims he's not normal.
> absolute proof he's normal.
you're fucking pathetic m8

this

What’s fake and forced about expressing how much you desire someone? It’s a form of mental foreplay. Foreplay doesn’t have to just be physical

op is a fag xx

oi wanka blimey xx
cupa tea tea time xx
snobbly dobbly woobly doobly xx

Shut the fuck up with your generic comment. Literally nothing of value.

Nah im just saying it feels that way for me, and honestly most things ive seen feel uninspired and badly written/depicted. I dont even like it when girls scream shit like "awWwwWww YEAH FUCK ME DADDY! FUCK ME HARD!" So many things ive seen seem influenced by porn and i feel many people express themselves that way because they are emulating the pornographic sexual format without even truly knowing themselves. It seems performative at times.

Ewwwwww!

It is performative. That’s part of the turn on

A message like this always adds a little excitment to the school run.

You guys type like faggots. I'd fuck all of your girlfriends.

Soy levels are high as fuck.

Do real people actually talk like this?

xx

Can you explain this aspect more? When i try things like this i immediately feel that im influenced by societal standards and someone else's interpretation of how sexual interaction should go. When ive seen similar examples of sex talk, they are often very similar and seem to follow script of sorts. Somewhat like the social dance involved in pleasantries like "small talk" and asking how the weather is. Most social interaction feels fake and bland to me. Either way i do overthink things

Jesus christ dude y'all are texting like a bunch of faggy 8th graders circa 2007. Just man the fuck up and tell her she's getting her shitter licked, dont ask.

Haha agreed xx

It does sound like you are over thinking it a bit. First off I’d say don’t worry about being influenced by certain standards, because we are influenced by so many things even many unconscious things that it’s bound to affect us. There is no set way sexual interactions should go. I posted the texts that aren’t OPs. This girl likes that kind of stuff and it turns her on so I do it. But I’ve also been with girls that I never talked dirty too. Instead I would kiss her and then kiss/nibble on her ears. I did that literally every time before having sex with her because that’s what turned her on. I think it’s about what works for you and the girl you are fucking. I switch up my interactions based on how she reacts. I get turned on by how much I can turn her on. So I’m a sense I am performing, but that excites me. It thrills me

Jesus what a faggot xx

fuk u bb
xx

Fucking kill yourself xx

Its cringy for anyone else reading it yea, but when its the two of you in the moment its pretty hot.

Its because with the internet teenagers get to stay teenagers for 10 more years. The world doesnt need them to progress past a mental 16 years old

No, you're going to be licking a dirty asshole.

please explain this eating thing I mean what are you doing eating up leftover food in her asshole ?you're just licking at dirty assholes all you're doing

F*** n******fuck niggers

She loves fucking, fisting my ass.... kinky crazy chick..

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Tuesday it is...

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so you just fucking moan randomly when you wanna fuck?

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Mebbe I give you,
The ol lickeroo

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inb4 "see you next tuesday"

This must be from another culture, im not hating. I just legit have never seen it before.

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cringe

>Normal people are weird af

Its u, fam.

JFC have you not heard of colloquialism.

Autism I guess. My daughter is severely autistic, I should know.

My fucking sides

Bingo. My wife and I are usually so tired from work and other shit that one of us just drags the other to the bedroom and we fuck. One and done.