Bring your best

I fingered my ass In the bath and shitted by accident

People bring homemade treats into the office from time-to-time. When they do, I make multiple trips to the break room and throw 2 or 3 into the garbage each time. Haven’t been caught yet!

I'm gay, did anal masturbation as a kid. I found out about vibrators and wanted to try one, but obviously a 13 year old can't buy one, so I tried an electric toothbrush, put the bristle end in, it hurts a lot, turned it on, it hurt even more, give up and take it out, there was tons and tons of blood, tried to hide it, just put my pants back on and tried to act normal, but it bled so much that it soaked through, my mom thought I got raped on my way home from school, and I was too ashamed to tell her the truth, so I let her believe that, had to talk to a therapist for years, my whole family thinks a child rapist got my ass, never told anyone the truth.

When I worked at a hotel, there was this attractive older blonde woman who made reservations for her anniversary. I was very accommodating and polite -- ensuring that the rooms on either side of her were empty.

The reason I did this was so that, after my shift, I made a key for the room next door and fapped while listening to her rim her husband's asshole.

Yeah, fun times. I'm a piece of shit.

I had my ex-coworker password and I ocasionally post nudes of her, pics that she sent to guys

This is fucking epic.

>this scenario except I was the gay friend
Do I know you?

I have managed to get blackmail material of a famous and cute youtuber, nudes, family members info adress etcc. The funny thing is that this person has no idea that I have this, and reality of the situation is about to hit em hard soon.

I don't understand how this works though.

Why would anybody pay a blackmail? If you have the incriminating evidence, it's not like there's any guarantee that you'll go away after the money is paid or you won't leak stuff anyway.

idk if someone came to me and tried to blackmail me I'd just tell them to fuck off.

not sure
are you from southern cali?

>Post a secret
White people are pussies.

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>Post a secret
White people are pussies.

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I regularly have sex with an 11 year old girl.

Wife wants kids. Accidentally got another girl pregnant. Wife doesn’t know yet.

I agree

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Do tell more

let me guess: you're from the U.S.A., right?

Her mum is a fucked up drug addict, she let's me fuck her in exchange for meth and smack.

>Post a secret.
White people are pussies.

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Yep. Why?

>Post another secret
White people are still pussies

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In general I'd have to agree with you, but in this case the pics are depraved and damaging enough that I bellieve they'll cooperate. Wouldn't want grandma to find out that their grandson is a huge faggot who loves to get humiliated by creepy strangers online.

>Post another secret
White men are pussies

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A big reason why I'm attracted to my fiancee is because I have yellow fever

>Got some secrets?
White men are pussies

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>Any secrets?
White men cant fight

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I’m a furry

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Now u r 15?

I have a purely sexual relationship with my sister (actual sister, not step-sister) since I was 14 and she was 12. We can't stand each other, but we enjoy sex so much that the only good time we spend together is while fucking.

Same faggin' hard as fuck today huh Trayvone?

Greentext that stuff

I've always wondered if you guys really believe in those fantasies or just post them here for atention.

I'm not trying to moralize to you. I have a masters in cybersecurity and work in the IT field. I see peoples' secrets all the time and think "wow I should quit my job and just blackmail people," but there's still no reason to comply. Even if he gives you money, you could still post them anyway or someone else could. It's not like there's any confirmation you have the only set of them or that anything will happen.

If I was him I'd just tell you to fuck off and then immediately go on youtube and say I was being harassed by hackers. Then I'd claim the videos and photos were deep fakes while using whatever communications measures you took as means to try and find out who you were.

Greentext? Story?

Greentext plz

nope, other side of the country. guess it's a pretty universal experience

>How bout' a secret?
White men cant fight

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Does anyone have that cartoon of that fat black guy with the really little dick posting the umadwhiteboi stuff on Yea Forums? I always lose it when I see it but never save it

This

I first started doing it about a year ago, her mum actually had to help hold her down the first few times I did it. Lucky for her I am not too big and I used plenty of lube (Protip - A little lube in a syringe inserted into the vagina makes it a hell of a lot easier). Now she just sort of lies there, she doesn't even cry any more, she just has this sort of resigned look on her face.

I have done the same thing from time to time.

Feelsgoodman

>Any secrets?
White women know white men are pussies

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>secrets?
White women have black dildos

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How is that even fun for you? That sounds fucking disgusting.

You mispronounced fuck. You niggerfaggit.

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No one likes you. In fact the only reason we dont openly hostile hate you like the trans fags is that no one takes you seriously

>Any sea kretts?
Racist white women have black dildos

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I'm sure one of you fucktards will scream copy pasta... It's the same me

femanon here. No I will not show tits...

I lost my virginity at 18 to my dog. I've been hooked on it ever since.

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I'm currently blackmailing my wife to have threesomes with other men and cam online.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with my cousins. I have stolen pics from both and constantly jerk off to them. Whenever i get the chance I will cum in their underwear and in their beds.

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Why tho?

Tits or GTFO

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It's an amazing feeling of power, especially when I first started doing it. Knowing that my penis is causing her pain and distress while it is giving me pleasure.

24

Collected my own spit in a jar for a year when I was 13, froze it into ice cubes and let my bitch sister use them in her soda

>I lost my virginity at 18 to my dog

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Greentext

I'm not looking to get money out of this though, what I'm after is more noodes and fap material from the person to jerk off to. As I said before, this information is very damaging, it goes well beyond just pics. I have many videos of the person saying specific things to me that cannot be dismissed as "lel I was hacked those are fake". Made him write things on his body with their full face on display, so I feel pretty confident on the end results.

>Last secrets
I came in 36 white women and im not taking care of the mule

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(Un)fortunately it's true. We tried stopping many times, since we know how wrong it is, but we simply can't resist and constantly go back to fucking each other.
Here you go:
>be me
>14 yo
>hormones are going wild
>always horny
>fapping 5 times a day
>one day we were playing fighting with my sister
>wild boner appears
>all blood flows down to penis, brain is turned off
>start humping her during the fight trying to pass unnoticed
>feelsgood.jpg
>continue doing it
>she's on top of me, we're face to face
>I start humping her
>she begins to hump back
>pointofnoreturn.gif
>we stop "fighting" and just hump each other for 5 minutes
>we both came at the same time
>she just stands up and goes back into her room, whiteout saying anything
>I stay there for another 10 seconds, then reality kicks in
>FUCK, I JUST MASTURBATED WITH MY SISTER!
>I don't even know if she was aware of what we were doing
>I only know it felt fucking great and that is fucking wrong
cont.

Well, I guess that's a different story.

Can I ask the youtuber, per chance ?

fuckin based my dude

I have been cheating on my girlfriend and my good friends wife for about 2 weeks. He have always danced the line...but we crossed it and it has been great.

I saw an equate creatine at walmart the other day and turned down buying it because I had a container of GNC protein left over. It was only 4 dollars

>made him write things on his body

what so you're already blackmailing him?

When i was 19 I convinced my stepsister to suck my dick. she was 14 at the time. Over the course of that summer i got my dick sucked ~10 times and one time i got a double blowjob from her and her friend. on my birthday i made her wear only an apron and heels and i fucked her throat. i came so much that she spit it up on the apron. wonderful

Grreeeeentextit

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Don't wanna ruin the big surprise by having someone here letting him know about this sorry. It took me a long time to gain the person's trust, and chances are if you show him these messages he'll know right away who I am lel. All I can tell you is that he's feminine and attractive enough to make any straight man seriously question their sexuality.

how big a youtuber we talkin?

Pic

Awesome

I enjoy psychologically hurting cute boys. The nuts I busted from the pics with user's slave written all over him will pale in comparison of the nits I'll bust when I see him psychologically broken and scared.

Fuckin mad man

Well I'm pretty fucking straight and not interested in dick so probably not happening. It's just a shame because I want to see this lol I won't say shit I just want to know

Ricardo?

Dude, full detail story please

I'll give you a rough estimate as to avoid you trying to piece this together and ruin my fucking plan. He has between 200k-4 Million subs, that's all I'm gonna say.

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Lol CharismaOnCommand

You people are all degenerates of the highest degree.

Sorry user, I worked too hard to do anything to jeopardize this. Maybe when I get tired of the guy later I'll post the whole thing here, but not before I get a chance to bask in the frivolity of my labor.

discord
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>ff 3 days
>we never talked about it
>I am sitting in front of my laptop
>sister is very friendly, which is unusual
>"What are you doing, user?"
>"I'm playing some games"
>"Can I try?"
>she then sits on my lap
>as soon as her ass touches my dick I am hard as rock
>she fidgets with the game for 5 second, then starts to hump me
>shitsfeelsgood.jpg
>start humping back
>another 5 minutes of humping and we both came at the same time
>she stand up and goes on her bed, we both act like nothing happened
>still don't know if she knows what we're doing
>I am afraid that she tells one of our parents, not knowing that's wrong but I don't want to talk about what happened
>ff a couple of days
>I am lying in my bed
>sister gets in bed and lays on my side
>I immediately know where this is going
>instanthardon.gif
>talk for 30 seconds
>she starts humping
>I hump back
>a minute goes by
>I grab her back and sit on the edge of the bed
>she's sitting on me, face to face like pic related
cont.

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I said the guy was very feminine and cute user, (you'd easly confuse him for a cute grill) This guy is anything but feminine and or cute. Kinda looks like gay pornstar roxy red body wise, but with different hair color and more twink like delicate face. If anything the little faggot deserves it for being so sexy.

>wake up after night out partying
>had blue balls because i fucked this chick but was too drunk to come
>idea pops into my head
>nervous as fuck, heart pounding
>walk to my step-sisters room and knock
>heart is racing
>try to keep my voice even and explain the situation
>she looks shocked and asks why i can't just do it myself
>tell her itd be so much better if she did it
>she hesitates, smirks, and goes "ok"
>sit down on a loveseat couch in the living room
>she gets on her knees and pulls my shorts down
>gives me epic succ
>shaking and moaning
>i cum so hard she chokes on it
>spits up on my groin
>tell her how good it was
>she says she wants to do it again
good times bros

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hahaha probably is

>she smirks and goes "ok"

nice larp faggit, i often wonder if you retards think this is how the real world actually works

I love seeing underage tits and pussy in my ambulance. One of the many perks of my job.

It's geentext...like short hand dipshit

>using one arbitrary piece of a feasible story to suggest larping

whatever makes ya sleep at night bucko

>we are humping hard
>I am fucking horny, brain is turned off
>start kissing her on the neck
>hand slide down to her ass
>she begins to kiss my neck
>"Fuck, she knows what we're doing"
>begin to grab her ass and squeeze it
>shit is going wild
>hard humping continues
>can feel she is about to cum
>FUCK-IT'S-HOT.tiff
>cum at the same time
>we both stay still, staring in each other's eyes for a minute
>she then stands up and goes away without saying anything, like usual
>after that I knew that she was into it and she knew I was into it
>we both knew what we were doing
>everything got downhill from that moment
>we started doing it once a day, sometimes even twice
>things got hotter and hotter
>the kissing became more intense
>one day, while we were doing it
>"user, If you take your trousers off, I will take mine off"
>we both take our pants off, it feels a lot better
>"It feels better, doesn't it, sister?"
>"Yeah, we should take them off all the times"
cont.

uh, no

this is great

just sad

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a white is posting these

you should be executed

continue

I work in an office across the street from a school.I have a deal with a 18 year old HS schoolgirl. I drive her home from school and give her small cash and she gives me handjobs on the road.

because it takes an US faggot to do all the things you listed.

>we start french kissing
>the more we do it the more things go further and further
>clothes are coming off
>we are getting more and more into it
>summer comes
>we are watching TV
>she's lying on the sofa in panties and a t-shirt
>massive boner comes
>FULLRETARD.txt
>begin to rub her pussy
>she looks at me and slaps my hand
>"user, no!"
>fuck, I went too far. Now what will happen. I fucked up bad.
>a bit later, she changes position, spreading her legs and putting a knee right over my cock
>I look at her, she looks at me. We both know.
>begin to rub her pussy again
>she really seems to enjoy it
>I rub faster and faster, while humping her knee
>she grabs my hand hard and pushes it towards her pussy
>rub even faster
>she cums hard, I can tell
>she's still pushing my hand towards her pussy
>rub it some more
>she lets go
>her panties are wet, I can feel it
>I go to the bathroom and blow a huge load thinking about it
>next day
>we are both watching TV
cont.

Continue please

Beause he's a cunt

Top kek

James charles???

I went on a nudist holiday just to perv at the girls

That's disgusting user. What do you take me for an online serial stalker with no standards?

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Need more!

More

>I am in underwear
>her feet are right next to me
>bit of a foot fetish
>get a hard on
>pull sister's foot on my cock
>she starts rubbing
>MY_GOD.gif
>feels amazing
>grab the other foot and start giving myself a footjob though my underwear
>blow a huge load though my panties, wetting my sister's feet
>i go towards her and start rubbing her pussy
>she enjoys it a lot
>she also cums
>about a week later
>we are doing it like in
>she's wearing only a t-shirt, no bra
>nipples are hard, I can clearly see them poking through the t-shirt
>I grab her boobs then take her t-shirt off
>begin squeezing her little tits and sucking her nipples
>she seems to enjoy it
>she now is only in her panties
>when she is about to cum she grabs my hands and puts them on her tits
>shits turns me on
>we cum
>we continue doing it with just our panties on
>start fantasizing on full-naked humping with my sister, but I don't know if it's too far
cont.

My friend is talking me to Vegas but he says he is bi now and wants me to choke him and anal him. Probably will wine and dine me for it. But..I got a open ended ticket nigga!

You sound like a pedo tbh

Keep going user

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You've ruined a child's life forever, causing her to suffer endless mental disorders for the rest of her life! How can you be so cold? Don't you have any empathy for anyone?

>for some time we just do variations of what we did, but nothing really new
>still wanting to do a naked humping but too afraid to ask
>we were doing our business as usual
>"You know, user, it's not fair"
>"What's not fair, sis?"
>"I showed you my boobs, but you didn't show anything to me"
>damn, she is much sluttier than I thought
>"I can take my panties off, but then I'm naked and you're not, sis. What about taking everything off, so it's fair?"
>"I knew you were going to say something like that. That's why I asked. Let's take them off"
>she stood up and dropped her panties
>she had a perfect pussy, first hair growing (pic related)
>i dropped my underwear and showed a massive boner
>we started touching each other, pushed by curiosity
>we started humping again
>everything felt fucking great, it was something completely different
>she started moaning a little bit
>so did I
>we humped for a while
>we started french kissing and touching
cont

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The world needs the next generation of crack whores

I want to have sex with a 3 year old I know now that she’s 21

Eh you could have just said you got piles

Yes and that is part of the excitement. When I am moving in and out of her the look of torment on her face helps me get off. The fact that she will need years of therapy to get over the horrific things I have done to her gets me off.

I don't understand how this thread hasnt been deleted yet Oo

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Are you a fool?

>we were enjoying it a lot
>we came on each other
>we continued french kissing and touching for a bit
>as usual we just walked off like nothing happened
>now naked humping is the norm
>after a while
>sister goes to a week long school trip
>have to masturbate myself
>begin jerking off to footjobs porn videos
>start fantasizing about a sister footjob
>week goes by
>sister comes back
>we can both tell we want to do it but parents are home
>"user, Anonette, we are going shopping, we will return at 8 pm. Don't cause any trouble, ok?"
>that was the moment we were waiting
>we waited 5 minutes, then got to work
>threw all our clothes on the floor and stared humping
>i grab her and lay her down the bed and start kissing her feet
>"Sis, could you give me a footjob? I've been wanting one all week long"
>she started to stroke my cock with her feet while I rubbed her pussy
>FEELS-AMAZING.png
>I came like a fountain all over her feet
>then i continued rubbing her pussy till she came
cont

'horrific things' ...

I'm asking this literally: Do you feel any empathy or remorse towards anyone? Are you a sociopath/psychopath?

More

Continue

>nothing special happens for some time
>just naked humping, some footjobs and rubbing
>about a year later
>sis is 14 I am 16
>we just started humping, as usual
>"user, do you watch porn videos?"
>I wasn't ready for that question, she took me off guard. We never talked about porn.
>"Where did you learn about porn videos?" I asked
>"They were talking about them in school. I wanted to watch one but I don't know where to find it".
>"Yeah, I watch them. Do you want to watch it right now?"
>"Yes, I am curious. I've never seen one."
>I took my laptop and put it on the desk right next to the bed, so that we could both see it.
>I realized she lied to me when i tried searching for "porn" and there was a suggestion for it. I always erased the history, so it must have been her.
>I started browsing on some sites for some videos
>"What would you like to watch, sis?"
>"I don't know, user. You choose, put one you like. What do you like?"
cont.

I have nudes of an ex coworker that I post online.
Pic related

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Sexy

And then?

Too bad i never got to fuck her

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That is too bad. I bet she would have been a great fuck

shes pretty nice, where is she from?

I can only imagine

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She lived in uk. Not sure where is she from exacly

Have any more of her?

Me too. I would love to lick up and down her tasting every inch

Yes

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She looks almost unveliveble tight

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I love that tiny little pussy

Mmm that nice round ass too. God i would fuck her for hours

>FIrstly I wanted to lie and put some random porn, but then I thought that she was quite open, so there was no reason to lie
>"I really like when they wear high heels and also I like oiled porn"
>"Then put something you like. I am curious about the oil"
>I searched for a bit and put something like Oil Overload on
>we begun to hump again, then she started to comment the video and asking things
>"Those tits are huge!" "What are they doing now?" "What's that called?"
>i explained to her what i could, she seemed really interested in it
>I put a couple of other videos on and then we came, as usual
>after that time every time we did it she wanted a porn video to watch, comment and learn new things
>she then stared asking more and more personal questions
>"If I had a pair of high heels, you would like me to wear them?" "Do you prefer big fake boobs or small natural ones?" "Do you prefer hairy or shaved pussy?"
>I really didn't mind those question, they turned me on even more
cont.

You missed out on a good fuck

I was a hair stylist on Top of the Pops in the 90’s.
I’ve seen a lot of famous people naked.

Well, why wouldn't you? If I was a grill and had a dog at home as a teenager, I would have too.

Which female pop star was the hottest nude?

>one day i had to use my laoptop
>in the search history i found "how to do a blowjob"
>HUGE_BONER.gif
>was my sister trying to learn how to suck a dick? maybe my dick?
>i fapped just thinking what could happen the next time we did it
>we did it a couple of times but nothing happened
>i was really disappointed and my hopes of a blowjob started drifting away
>one day we were doing it with the usual porn video
>my sister starts searching though the video for something
>she stops on a blowjob
>"Would you like me doing that to you? But then you have to do the same for me."
>I couldn't believe it. It was really happening.
>I pushed her back standing on her feet, spread my legs, grabbed my cock and said "All yours"
>she started sucking it and boy it felt great
>she was really putting some effort into doing it good
>she even tried deepthroating it, with little success
>i saw she was touching herself and proposed to do a 69
>"What's that?"
>"I'll show you"
cont.

next?

BUMP

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>I was lying in the bed, took her on me and made her turn around
>she started blowing me, i started licking her pussy
>"This is a 69. You blow me, I lick you. It's called 69 because it resembles the number 69"
>she continued sucking and pushed my face into her pussy
>we continued for a while, till I came in her mouth
>she wasn't disgusted, but also not pleased
>i continued licking her pussy, till she came on my face, she was dripping wet
>we continued like that for a while, licking, sucking, experimenting
>Meanwhile, sis is 15, I'm 17
>then, one day, while we were doing it, i asked the question that was in my mind for a lot of time
>"Sis, what if we fuck? I really want to fuck you."
>"I want to fuck you too. But we must be very careful, otherwise it can be a true disaster."
>we agree for condom, no risk must be taken, but we don't when to do it
>then, one day, the right occasion comes
cont.

>I go lay down
>she gets on top of me, wobbling
>she starts to suck my dick immediately
>I start licking her pussy
>smells and tastes like fresh pee but I don't care
>"you like it, user?"
>"y-yeah", I stutter, kinda lying to her
>suddenly she starts to suck even more rigorously
>starts to moan
>I start to lick her pussy even faster as well
>suddenly she starts to PEE IN MY FUCKING MOUTH
>I'm gagging now and trying to spit all the piss out of my mouth that I can
>"oh my God user, I'm so, so sorry!"
>I'm in shock
>she quickly leaves the room
>start to wonder what the fuck just happened
cont.

Devious

When I was 14, a black kid..maybe 8 yrs old, there a rock at me when I was playing in the woods about a mile from my house. I killed him by accident and buried him in the woods. He was our towns missing kid. This happened 25 years ago. Never told anyone til now.

>gusted, but also not pleased
>>i continued lick
love it so far

>parents are going on a holiday in Mexico
>"Hasta la vista, kids! Take care of the house or there'll be a real beating when we get there, capisce?" (we're Italian American)
>"Capisce!", my sister and I answer in a joyful manner
>we mean it, dad's been beating us with a belt before
>watch them from the window as they leave with they car and wave at them
>"Okay, same as before, you take the lube and I get the dildo. Capisce?", I say.
>"No", she answers.
>"W-what?", I ask in awe.
>"Look what I got!" she says with a grin on her face, showing me a massive strap-on.
>"Bend over!", she continues.
>at this point I'm wondering what the fuck is going on
>"I don't know about it, sis...", I say.
>"Hey, you fuck me, I fuck you. Fair.", she confidently answers back.
>I submit to her
>bend over to her in shame
>"Hehehe, this is going to be funny!", she says.
>starts to fuck me with the strap-on
>look at myself in the mirror with disgust
>"I just wanted to have sex", I say quietly to myself.
>"What?", my sister asks.
>"N-nothing", I answer in a submissive way.
>she fucks me like she's done this before
>"Oh, fuck yeah. I'm done.", she says.
>I'm happy, thinking that I get to fuck her
>"Oh, yeah! So is it my turn to fuck you now?"
>"What? Of course not!" she says, while taking an even bigger strap-on from her room.
cont.

i cheated on my girlfriend three years ago. the girl didn't know i had a girlfriend until after we fucked and i somehow convinced her that i was in an open relationship and that my girlfriend knew. the only other person who knows i fucked her was actually there but ended up overdosing on heroin months later.

so only one soul alive knows we fucked and that's her. she's in a relationship now so i don't think she'd ever try and say something to my girlfriend but you really never know.

>"user, Anonette, in two weeks we are going to your grandfather since he needs some help with some housework. If you want you can come, but probably there won't be much for you two to do."
>fuck, it was perfect, no parents for a whole weekend
>obviously we both chose to stay at home
>slowest two weeks of my life pass
>finally it's THE weekend
>parents go away
>we wait for a bit, then start kissing and touching like mad
>"Wait a moment, user, I will call you into my room"
>what the fuck? What's the problem now? I was left there with my boner hanging in air thinking what the hell she is doing.
>"Come in, user".
>she's completely naked, she's only wearing a pair of high heels she bought for the occasion
>"Like them? I bought them because i know you like them"
>we immediately started kissing and touching again
>i threw all my clothes on the floor
>i started to kiss her legs and going down to her feet in those sexy heels
cont.

lol based

kek

nice

>I put my cock between her heels and she started stroking it
>felt great
>then started licking her pussy
>she was really fucking wet
>took my cock to her pussy and started teasing her
>"Are you ready, sis?"
>Yeah, put it in"
>i slowly started putting my cock in her pussy
>she started moaning
>"Does it hurt?"
>"Just a bit, continue"
>my dick was covered in blood
>took some tissues and cleaned that mess, then started going at it
>it was amazing, nothing like i ever felt before
>we were both moaning
>i lasted just 5 minutes, then came inside her pussy
>my dick was still hard
>we had another go and this time lasted a lot longer
>this time i came all over her feet and heels
Now, that's roughly the story. Due to the excitement we forgot the condom and shit our pants, but thankfully everything went right. Basically we continued fucking since then, we tried stopping, but simply we enjoy it so much more between us that with another person that's impossible to stop.

How old are you guys now? When's the last time you fucked?

I'm 22, she is 20. Last time was this weekend. We were both free and she stayed at my place for the weekend.

Tell us about your best sex experience together.

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I have cancer.
I am doing radiation therapy.
I feel like shit most of the time and spent last week pissing into a bag.

> My boss is letting me work part-time from home at full pay.
> I am in sales and have sold $2.4M in product since January (#1 SalesGuy)
> I have earned $24K in commission
> My daughter gave me a weed oil vape pipe
> I have been getting stoned and watching TV all afternoon since January 2nd,
> I am not going to die.

There is good and bad in my life
More good than bad

Well, one of the best was last year. I went living on my own, since i found a really good job. I was really busy and didn't have time for anything, I just worked, drove, ate and slept. This went for about 6 months and we really wanted to see each other. Then, finally, things got stabilized and I had a week off work, in which, obviously, I invited my sister over. She came with two huge bags, that didn't make sense for a 4 days stop. I found out they were full of sexy lingerie, heels, a plastic pool and baby oil. We fucked multiple times a day for each day, usually while completely oiled into the plastic pool. She really wanted to be fucked hard and used, she missed me as much as i missed her. And i mean really hard, she wanted me to push my cock down her throat until she puked and then she used the puke as lube. Man, she was a semen demon during those 4 days.

I give 9 dollar bjs with a 7-11 slurpee tip included

I jack off to food. Especially chocolate cheese cake.

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Penis

I met a girl at the skate park when I was 14. She said she was 13 but was only 11. We would ditch school to smoke weed and drink what we could steal from her mom. We were ditching and decided to go to her house. When we got their her little sister was home watching tv and jumping on the couch. I thought we might have to leave but she instead gives her sister a hit on our weed and a swig on the bottle. Things go normally and we start getting horny. After some serious making out and groping I want release. So I ask if we need to go to another room or send her little sister out. She casually replied it wouldn’t be anything they both haven’t seen or done. Confused I asked about it and she goes on to tell me about her moms last two boyfriends and how they showed them everything. She went in to great detail including what everyone like and didn’t like. I was hard enough to smash concrete listening to everything and unzipped and took my dick out. Gf started to play with me and tell me more about it. Her little sister watched us and giggled and touched herself. It was to much for me and I came all over my gfs hands and their couch and floor. Slowly my gf worked her sister into our sex. First just watching then touching then full on. Ditching school and having sex with them are the best memories of my life. We were on again off again for 6 years. And I was over so much we stopped sneaking me in and her mom said hi when I came over. Sadly I let time and space separate us and when I went out of state for college we just sort of drifted apart. No big fight or break up just less and less contact till nothing. Most major regret I have in life.

Yea Forums is slowly converting me into a faggot.. no joke.

I let this butch lesbian peg my ass , gag and bind me.

I like to jerk off with the gag and a buttplug all the time

It’s fun
Completely straight
Guys hit on me all the time and I hate it cause fags and flamboyant people piss me off
I guess because I like butt stuff and being sub gay fags can smell it

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Where to start?

1. I have shared pics of my wife for 15 years. She didn't know, she caught me, flipped out, I promised never to do it again, and started sharing again. She in unaware and has never been recognised.

2. I once took a stripper into a private room for $250, put on a condom, and fucked her till she bled, against her will. Then I called my credit card company and said my card was stolen and they reversed the charge.

3. I set up a fake ok Cupid profile with my bitch co workers picture then had her match with another fair profile, and had back and forth chats as if they're fucking. I sent the screen shots to her husband

4. My first blowjob was at age 17 at a glory holes from a random guy. Since then I've been sucked at glory holes a handful of times and sucked a few times too. Once I sucked a guy off in my house while he and I wore my wife's panties and he looked at her nudes

5. When was was 12 yo I fingered my 6 yo sister.

6. I'm borderline addicted to happy ending massages. I probably go once a month. I've fucked maybe a half dozen hookers as well, mostly while married. (I'm 35).

7. I used to regulalry go to porn shops and jerk off in a booth. If there was a guy in the booth next to me I'd show him nudes of my wife through the glass. I've jerked off in those kinds of booths probably hundreds of times.

8. When I was in grad school a guy paid me 150 to massage me and jerk me off.

There's probably more but that's a start. No one knows any of the above other than my wife catching me sharing pics once.

Probably if my friends/family/co-workers learned even ONE of those things about me they'd think it is completely out of character

yikes

Best price in the world next to the ones who do it for free

you got any nudes user ?

My kinda guy. hot!

why not just fuck the mom?

Nope. We agreed to not take any picture or video, for obvious reasons. Also, I won't share her picture here.

Lol thanks? I haven't done any gay stuff in a few years but occasionally watch guys stroke online. Otherwise my vices are mostly happy endings, occasionally a hooker, and secretly sharing pics.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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You live in Arizona

understandable, have a nice day
but jokes aside, could you describe her, how does she look like ?

I haven't had this much respect for anyone before

Impossible unless you’re immortal dude
Jack the Ripper never got caught
Shit happened in the 1800s

Sounds fun. I am still up for all. Damn!

Still swap pictures of wife and friends all the time.

I like young women.

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No why do you think that
Actually funny you mention it I met a guy online and mailed him my wife's panties. Then I was traveling for work and we met up and stroked to her pics. 8 think that was ariz. Or maybe cali

You have nudes of friends? Impressive

who doesn´t

fucking this

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Did you get convicted for raping the stripper?

Yeah, no problem. She has big dick sucking lips, long black hair, brown hair, tits on the smaller side but very firm, and a nice firm ass. She also has pretty feet. She is on the athletic side. But, even if from the description doesn't seem like it, she isn't very good looking, i'd say about a 7.

yea, and?

Well i used to moonlight actually at a xxx theatre

The most intriguing person was a 30 yo white male 6ft , handsome
Bald
Who would come in every morning before work to jerk off to trans porn or get sucked in a glory hole by randoms
He drove a nice new Lexus and had a wedding band

Just sounded like you may have been him

I was part of a gang rape when I was 15. I was hanging out with shit people trying to be cool. We were smoking cigs and drinking stolen beers in the wooded area behind the trailer parks. A little Mexican girl is walking by and some of us cat call her. She responds but kicking our “leader” in his balls. We chase her and grab her and start hitting her and taking her clothes off. I figured after she was stripped and a little hurt we’d let her go. It had happened before. But this time the guy who was in charge was pissed. He had us hold her down and I thought again he might hit or kick her. Instead he dropped his pants. When I saw his hard sock I knew this was different. We held her down and covered her mouth while he pumped her. When he was done he told the next guy to go and we took turns. When it got to me I was very conflicted. I really didn’t want to do this but peer pressure and the thought of what might happen to me if I said no won in the end. I lost my virginity to rape and I’ve regretted it ever since. I feel emotionally bad about it but rape scenes still make me horny.

We swap wifes pic and jerk off together. Great fun when you know the lady

Fucking awesome. That's the one thing I've been scared to do - share her nudes with someone I know. Don't even need to get nudes in return, haven't even shown a buddy while out drinking or anything

Nope but very similar profile.

That is the best way to start... drinking, he make a comment.... out comes the phone for a pic. We go from there

No. There was no fallout. I fucked her, she bled. I pulled out while she wiped away blood but seeing that was hot so I started jerking off. She made fun of me ("You're a fucking loser jekring off into a condom") which actually put me over the edge and I came in the condom.

It was her condom so she sort of had an idea of what might happen but definitely not how it went down.

Maybe she felt like she might get in trouble too? No idea. But I left and never heard anything further.

sounds nice. user, honestly, you´re living the dream man. i wish you the best but i have a few questions : how do you want to keep this going ? do you want to be like in a relationship with her or keep it the way it is ? do you have any interest in others girls, knowing that your sister is willing to fuck you anyway ?

Sucked my first dick at 11 he was a family friend in his 50s

Story?

Yeah. My friends are too much of a good two shoes lol. Like with some of them if I showed them a pic they may go back and tell her.

It's super fun. Amybe I'm a sociopath buy I have zero feelings of.guilt. The only thing that I feel bad about is selfish - the risk of getting caught

That's good user, its good you're not completely miserable.

i understand that... i just get off doing it

Which user are you - the wife sharing one?

That would suck. I guess mine don't since I tell them there are 100's more. They cant help themselves but want to see them.

yes sir

Parents trusted him he babysitter me a lit. One day at his house no one was around I get a hard on he noticed it and started playing with my dick and I do the same

He tell me to strip and get on my knees than he grabbed my head and forced his cock in my mouth. I didn't like it and pushed back. Slaps me real hard I start crying he cums in my mouth. Gets upset that I didn't swollow makes me do it again. Next day he calls a friend over and makes me give his friend a blow job.

Do they have nudes too?
Does everyone have nudes of their wife lol

I guess if they have shared with you then you both have risk so it's kind of cancelled out

I understand sometimes i can't even get hard with out seeing a girl physically abused

Wow! How long did he use you?

And you did? Tell us more. Why did you do it? Why didn't you tell anyone?

That is correct... it works pretty well. Plus we are enjoying the pics together so that info cant get out

Did the experience make you have a thing for cocks?

I saw my first pussy at age 5. A kid on my block told me to show girls my dick if they show me their pussy. Did it with 2 girls. Now I have a thing for bald pussy. I wonder if it's because of those experience

Enjoying meaning you stroke with these guys, or just share pics

Until I was 14

Let my gfs mom suck my cock while gf was in the next room sleeping.

oh we stroke together telling each other what we would do. great times

you were busy for a few years there

I was scared and never told anyone but I enjoyed his friend he was nice and had a big cock. Funny thing was I was bigger that my family friend he had a micro penis maybe that's why he was mean to me

Yes some time I got to gay baths houses and suck heaps of guys

They recently believed they could ID him from DNA but It doesn't seem possible to me

cbsnews.com/news/jack-the-ripper-identity-aaron-kosminski-named-forensic-scientists/

My ex-girlfriend used to fuck me with a strap on

Tell us more things you did with the old farts, with greentext.

>secret
You are an inarticulate person. What's your point? You ain't catching no fish with that weak ass bait.

When I was 17 I raped my 14 year old neice. I think it kinda traumatised her because throughout the rest of her visit for the summer she didn't really react or respond when I spoke to her... I didn't really mind, cuz that afforded me the opportunity to do it again lol. She still visits from time to time and she's still not very responsive (although she has gotten better) I still keep up with her now and again, feeling her up and fondling her an whatnot...

Ages now?

Very also started have sex with my best friend from school

That great... spread those oral skills

I'm 20, coming up on 21 and she just turned 18

Greentext, pls

Eben?

I walked in to my sister’s friend passed out in her guest bedroom and jacked off on her face

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This is a good secret.

Yeah loved it

>be me
>17 year old virgin with rage
>14 year old neice comes to my town to visit family
Let's call her Olivia
>family decides to go to museum of glassblowing
fuck no, that sounds boring
>Olivia agrees
>family decides to leave her with me while they go to the museum
>they should be back in 5 hours or so
>home alone with Olivia
>she wants to swim in my houses pool
ok fine, but I need to be in there with you to make sure you don't drown
>she seems a bit disappointed, but she agrees
>in the pool, I'm wearing loose neon green shorts, she wears a purple two piece swimsuit
>my taste in porn over the years had been getting more and more degenerate, into loli, incest, rape etc.
>I feel my boner awaken
> see her smiling, humming to herself before she stops, Blair witch style, standing against the wall of the pool
>whatthefuck.jpg
>realization hits
>she's standing in front of the water jet, vibrating water pulsing against her
>fuck it, why not?
>Approach her and hold her against the wall of the pool, shifting her panties down
>”user, wh-”
>”shut the fuck up”
Cont.

I would have yes. Bet you were popular

>I hold her mouth as I struggle to maneuver my cock inside of her
believe me lads, fapping could never be as tight as a preteens cunt
>as I'm fucking harder and harder, she cries and screams in pain while I hold her mouth shut
>this only serves to strengthen my boner, as I am a degenerate and damn proud of it
>keep fucking her over the edge of the pool whispering shit like “you're such a fucking slut Olivia, do you know how long I've wanted to do this?”
>slap her face a few times and pull her hair
>in retrospect, I must have been pumped up with adrenaline, because this shit is super hard to do when underwater
>she goes limp and stops screaming, but is still sobbing, which pushes me over the edge
>cum inside and leave my dick inside of her for about a minute as I cool down before pulling out and ordering her out of the pool for a shower
>she is borderline catatonic aside from some weak crying
>nothing eventful happens in the shower aside from me feeling her impossibly soft budding tits
>family gets home a few hours later
>we all eat Chinese food
>I get sesame chicken and an egg roll

I get on Yea Forums. That is my secret.

Tell us about the other times.

No I wish I was back than being gay was not a good thing.

No but the grown men sure like putting their cocks in your mouth

Sorry for the waiting, I had to go.
With my sister there is only a physical relationship, nothing more. We can't stand each other, but we have great sex together.
So, yes I have interest in other girls, because I wouldn't get in a "full" relationship with my sister but with a girl I like, yes. A relationship is not only about sex, but also about soul. The sex will go away with time (probably with my sister didn't because the taboo factor will always be there), but if you really like each other, even when the sex isn't there anymore, you will have something to do that will make both of you happy.

I jerk off in class when I think no one is watching.

Bet that is fun.

Did you clean the toothbrush?

Keep telling yourself that, pedo

Later that same night, when everyone was asleep I went to the basement (there weren't enough rooms in the house for everyone, so Olivia and her brother got the basement and living room respectively) I locked the door and woke her up. She looked fucking terrified of me and I tried my best to soothe her. I've never really had a heart to heart with a kid before, so I speak in the third person which, in retrospect, makes me seem like a faggot
>Hey hey, Olivia sweetie... You know your uncle loves you... He might have been a bit mean today, but he just does it so he can feel good. He wants to make you feel good too and he will do whatever you need him to do... As long as you swear never to tell anybody about what we do
She's like 3 years younger than me and I'm talking to her like a baby sweet Jesus this part is cringy to look back on
>Here, let me she you what I can do for you...
I slowly strip her, being careful not to be too rough and kiss her naked body up and down, head, lips, neck, tits, stomach until I land at her pussy and begin softly eating her out. I haven't had much practice, but she seemed to like it because I'm pretty sure she came twice

After this we continued sneaking in sexual activity but she never really seemed too into it

You were sneaking? So you asked her to come with you and she was willing to? Could you give us more stories? This is like the good old Yea Forums again.

Me and my twin have been swapping girlfriends and our wives for basically our entire romantic lives. We are both pretty fucking positive that one of the kids has to be the others.

When I was 16 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl

When I was 15, I pretend to sleep some nights when my little sister (10) came to my room. Sneaking to my bed and played with my dick. Once she even tried to have sex with me. But mostly just bj. I enjoyed it very much.

Yes I know I have mixed feelings about it. Wish it could have been different

how was the eggroll?

i guess my boyfriend is into some cuck shit, mostly he wants to get gangbanged but he wants to be a participant as well. i pretend i don't want it because i think he would actually hate it and get jealous as if i cheated on him, but if i weren't afraid of him feeling upset about it i'd 100% do it. i've always wanted to do something like that, and when we fuck i usually fantasize about other men fucking me at the same time, but i just don't want to ruin my relationship.

Ahh i remember when i had a young pet
>reads his replies

damn..

thats cold

I dress up in crocodile costumes and wank off to Steve Erwin

i love having guys jerk off and do cum tributes to pictures of my daughter and cousin

me and my brother, 1 year younger, would do "stuff" to eachother from the time i was 9 to at least 15.

more?

I fuck underage refugees. Boys and girls as young as ten or eleven

>being 18
>still a kid
Ok retard

I've already tried to fuck my cat when I was 15y, didn't stick in so I gave up

Mentally you dumb fuck

John Clare’s ‘The Secret’:

I loved thee, though I told thee not,
Right earlily and long,
Thou wert my joy in every spot,
My theme in every song.

And when I saw a stranger face
Where beauty held the claim,
I gave it like a secret grace
The being of thy name.

And all the charms of face or voice
Which I in others see
Are but the recollected choice
Of what I felt for thee.

US mexico border?

>Hahahahahahahaha NIGGER

I had a friends with benefits arrangement with an old woman when I was in college. I'd go over to her place and we'd have dinner then I'd get into bed with her and she'd cuddle up to me. Sometimes we had sex and other times it was just fondling.

dating? any chance you'll tell your bf about it?

Thank you, user.

No one really cares. Naked is naked. But good luck with that.

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When I was about 21 I ended up dating a physically/verbally/cheaty abusive chick ((which if you met her family you could see her being like that)) and when i eventually left her, i hated women for years. I became redpilled and had redpill rage for so long. About 3 years ago I started dating again but the truth is i still hate women. ((It doesn't help that all the women i dated after that have continued to be shitty people)) I don't trust them, and i feel like despite me continuing to try and make it work between me and women, i feel like in the end im gonna end up just taking the gay pill and fucking off anyways

yes, but also a newfag.

What did you do?

Wow you’re fucked. Might as well greentwxt the whole thing.

Are you one of ((them))?

how old was she?

good chance this is is gonna come back on u when she's a little older and ready to talk about it

Everyone always knew it was Kosminski...

Anyone would have done the same user

i pushed a kid off a cliff when i was 5 years old, people thought he fell, i still feel kinda bad about it

did he died

yeah he dropped dead the sec he touched the ground, still to this day i havent told any1

Nicee one Elon Musky...

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i used to suck my grandfather dick when i was 9-13. He was fat as fuck, but i thought it was funny, we both used to enjoy a lot that thing.
he died like 8 years ago btw, and since then, i like fat and old dudes